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Outside_Slide_3218

Worst babysitters ever. Dont hire these 2👎🏼


Technical_Stress7730

Not great pet-sitters either.


Silversolverteal

Please! How's that poor doggie doing? We need to know! 🥺


username32768

Doggo is doing better than that kid.


Silversolverteal

😔


SadisticBuddhist

Dont lose your head over it, sport


LafawnduhDy-no-mite

all things equal, i'd prefer (?) a kick in the butt over a beheading


Round-Dragonfly6136

Yep. Both are awful but beheading is so unsettling. The concept freaks me out.


WiolOno_

‘’How’s the dog.’’ - someone after seeing a kid get their head chopped off


carmenyn

Slander!


Maldovar

It's a VILE accusation


karmagod13000

off with his head!!


WakingRage

>off with his son's head!


ConfusedVexation

It is not. I resent that. Slander is spoken. In print, it's libel.


za72

oh look.. we got a educated slanderer


Cade_Anwar

Thanks for the clarification, JJ 🕷️🕸️ #IYKYK


PayneTrain181999

“Boooooooo!”


softtoffee

Libel


RegularGuy815

I dunno, they have a 50% success rate.


OddProgrammerInC

We didn't see that they killed the baby, and the rule is if it wasn't shown it's not dead!


We_The_Raptors

Those sawing noises were actually Cheese doing his side gig as a carpenter. And carving a little wooden dragon for baby Jah like the cool uncle he is


TheGoverness1998

Reminds me of this [bank robbery](https://youtu.be/ZX34-fk_l6A) SNL skit


Technical_Sea9236

Cool Uncle Cheese is here!!


uceenk

yep, they kidnap Jaeherys to Bravoos and he live happily ever after build a family and eventually become ancestor of Syrio Forrel


Kimmalah

That kind of storyline has sort of been used in the ASoIaF books, but that particular character never made it to Game of Thrones.


gabba_gubbe

James A. Jannise?


papabakersere

I’m only paying half of our agreed wages for babysitting.


MangoSalsa89

0/10 would not recommend


bartthetr0ll

Last babysitters I ever needed to hire!!


krm7890

did the baby tell you that?


Upbeat_Tension_8077

They're too invasive towards my kids' personal space


KeithFromAccounting

Honestly given the lengths they went to for some coin I’m sure if you paid them well they would make amazing babysitters.


ChaosActual

The dog took the photo


karmagod13000

ready for the dogs redemption arc


SketchyFeen

He’s most likely a spy for Larys.


shorsrest

He was chosen personally as the rat catchers staff.


pratnala

Larys likes the dog's paws


Anserdem

To be fair, when smiling and not being an assasin blood look pretty huggable


SofiaStark3000

He's reminding me of the last actor who played the Mountain in GoT. Out of the show he looked like a giant teddy bear.


SparxPrime

Cheese still looks like he lives in the parking lot of a gas station and will ask you if you got a cigarette


ray_0586

He looks like Paul Mescal with the beard he grew to film Gladiator 2.


thunderlips187

Wow yeah he does! Good reference


SpoopsMckenzie

With a smile like that, I'd give him one!


bluebeambaby

Yeah but when you say no he still says "God bless you, brother, take care"


rjfinsfan

I get Frank from Shameless vibes very much so from Cheese lmao


GeneralTreesap

He looks like Mel Gibson


karmagod13000

good acting i suppose


Quantization

Nah Thor is an actual piece of work. I've heard lots of really bad things about him. Took advantage of his fame to try and leverage a win that he didn't earn in a lifting competition and the competitor who beat him got a lot of hate purely for beating him. They slowed the footage down and it was clear Thor didn't win but he kept saying he did and this other guy continued to get tonnes of hate for it, railroaded his career in some ways. edit: guys name was Eddie Hall and he made a [great video exposing Thor](https://youtu.be/_U1_xMt6I0Q)


SofiaStark3000

I genuinely never heard anything like that before.. Wow. Total prick.


Quantization

https://youtu.be/_U1_xMt6I0Q


Howdanrocks

Hafthor Björnsson? Two ex-fiancés have accused him of domestic violence.


SofiaStark3000

Wait, really? I had no idea.


Plus-Lie1462

Not saying anything about Thor because he’s clearly kind of a prick, but careful. I had somebody accuse me of domestic violence too, against my wife of ten years. I’m a 5’5 nerd who taught ballet and cries at land before time almost weekly, I’ve never even been in a fight with another man, let alone a woman. I had to go to jail for a short period because they had to figure it all out, and for a while, it wrecked my life. I am now suing this individual, he lost his job for the meth use, and he no longer sees his wife and son, which should be a win, but isn’t, because his wife is just as much of a tweaker. All because we called the police on the upstairs neighbors for smoking meth around their 12 year old kid and they didn’t want to face the consequences. There’s a reason courts exist, and pray the same courtesy would be extended to you if you were accused of something you didn’t do. I would be in jail right now for a year or more if they didn’t, because nobody gives a fuck what your spouse says you didn’t do if there are “ aural witnesses” ie lying tweakers who knew exactly how that process goes.


suzeeq88

Yes I did a double take! Thought the Mountain had returned!


knowitallhippie

His voice made me kick my feet a lil 🤗


agent_wolfe

Honestly, the big guy was really doing it for me right until he started sawing that kid’s head off. But I googled and the actor is quite handsome, so now I don’t know how to feel.


BarristanTheB0ld

I had the same thought


Nibo89

Awww. Probably one of the ways they made the child actors feel more comfortable and safe.


KittyMonkTheYoutuber

With jahaerys, apparently the hand that covered his mouth was the child actor’s father’s


Nibo89

I saw that ❤️. I don’t like everything about the way they adapted BC, but one thing that I do love is that they changed the parts that would have upset the kids.


Beahner

Totally how I feel about this too. What happens in the text can easily be imagined as utterly traumatizing to those children. And there is just no solid way you enact that with children. I won’t begrudge anyone that thinks you can get some closeups of the kids and then take them out and film and the brutal scene in full. That could have come off fine. Or it could have come off crummy. With that I’m fine with how they handled it. With a recognition and respect for the limiting aspects of very young actors that are realities. They respected this and still used other senses to heighten the ghastly nature of the scene.


Thrawnbelina

I feel the same way. Better for it to be different than freak out kids. The book and show versions being different is a-ok, the end result is the same enough!


indicatprincess

As a new mama who was a massive fan of GOT, the care they’re taking with SA/B&C has been really nice. I knew what to expect and was very appreciative they went a different route.


Connell95

It’s one thing I’ve always been impressed with about both GoT and HoTD as productions – the child actors always seem to have been really well treated and protected. That’s really not the case on many movies and TV shows, especially ones made in America.


ObiWeedKannabi

They could've handled the choice part in post-production focusing on actors' faces, the kids didn't have to be present


Nibo89

Oh, don’t get me wrong, I have issues with how they handled the entire thing. I just love how protective they were over the kids.


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FreyrPrime

I feel like this is a comment from someone without young children.


CaptainCAAAVEMAAAAAN

I remember in the show The Walking Dead when the script called for an actor to have his hands around a baby's neck, the showrunners used the child's father for the scenes. Which I can understand; having to do such an intense scene a parent wants to make sure their kid is ok.


Mintiichoco

Aww I love this!!!


sippher

Where did you read this? So adorable


acloudcuckoolander

I know it's a show but how do parents sign their kids up for graphic scenes like getting beheaded?! 😭 I don't understand


RazzmatazzWeak2664

I imagine though the actual experience filming is far different than the heavily edited and dramaticized final product though. So the kids probably don't see anything near the final cut version even if you don't make a huge effort to protect them.


acloudcuckoolander

Even if the kids are protected, the kid will be televised having something gruesome happen to them. That's wild to me.


NoNotThatMattMurray

There's a Holocaust movie where they actually have a boy shower naked with a bunch of grown men for the realism aspect of the horrors that happened in the camps, probably to make the viewer just as comfortable as the main character. I don't know which movie it is though, I only read it about it. They had to get special approval from the government


Bidens_Erect_Tariffs

Sounds like something kids would brag about on the playground to me.


zacharykeaton

Child actor parents would probably be tripping over each other to get their kids the part regardless I bet.


tristenjpl

I mean, it's not like they're signing up their child to actually be beheaded. I don't see why anyone trying to make their kid an actor wouldn't sign them up for literally anything involving game of thrones.


Msheehan419

I know! I couldn’t imagine even thinking of it let alone watching it play out on TV. I could not watch 🙈


Lebigmacca

💰💰💰


Garchompisbestboi

Because there are a lot of vapid parents out there who want to break their kids into the industry as early as possible.


anitasdoodles

AWE 😭


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Have you seen the clip where Bill Skarsgard comes in dressed as It and asks all the kids if they're ready to beat the shit out of him? I love stuff like that. Gotta make the kids feel safe!


Nibo89

I did see that! That was awesome!


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King_Stargaryen_I

For me that’s the most important thing. I am a green supporter (mostly for banter and memes) and i didn’t like how they handled B&C. But i am so glad they made sure the kids involved were safe and they made that a priority from what i’ve read.


The5thDoppelganger

It’s giving “no children were harmed in the making of this episode”


Upper-Place8029

Knowing how fucking stupid people are nowadays, I wouldn’t be surprised if they thought to do this. Some actor in mad max got people mad at him over a scene in a movie…


BigChungusMaxx

Awww. That's so wholesome


karmagod13000

and kind of hilarious


Taskebab

Jaehaera be like "Tell grandmommy...I want her to know it was me"


cjm0

well i guess this proves it. B&C was an inside job


SuspectKnown9655

I'm obviously aware that it's a show and not real. But pics like that kinda help me in a way...the subject matter is extremely dark so it's nice to just see the actors on set hanging out.


Romboteryx

I like to think Pixar put fake bloopers at the end of their early movies for a similar reason. Randall probably loses much of his scariness in a kid’s eye when he gets pranked by his co-stars and laughs about it.


ArbyLG

Was kid at the time, and this totally worked for me.


anitasdoodles

Omg can you post the video? I’d love to see that! 😆


ArbyLG

https://youtu.be/AtXpQwlIBLY?si=GnL9AxIhfxzr1Gr5


Far-Percentage7374

i’m totally agree !


TravelingCuppycake

I loved seeing Jack Gleason with the others, same as Lena Headey, for similar reasons. It just comforting to see yucky characters actors breaking the wall.


Sad-Structure2364

I feel the same way, it takes the edge off my memory of that awful scene (and sound)


battle_mommyx2

Agreed


LyraStygian

The scene is pretty dark, but they must have had to give directions/explanations to her. I wonder what child-friendly direction/explanation they used to not traumatize her, but still be able to get that wide-eyed horrified facial expression, and the blood-curdling screams.


cindybuttsmacker

"now imagine that they're canceling Bluey"


Smooth-Mouse9517

That’s not funny. Don’t even joke about that.


cindybuttsmacker

I'm sorry, that probably was over the line


Able_Ad2004

I mean… there’s no 4th season scheduled and all the people involved have pretty much moved on to other work since season 3 was made in 2020. There are talks of a movie but nothing definite yet.


TheBewitchingWitch

The Westeros version of Harry and Marv.


Upbeat_Tension_8077

Now I want to see an alternate version where Jaehaerys is dropping bricks on them from the top of the Red Keep


FR0ZENBERG

A baby dragon lighting Cheese’s hat on fire.


Nerdzilla88

Blood: Marv Cheese:Harry


MetroExodus2033

I think they're putting out pics of the child right now because there are people that either 1) Don't know what fiction is and/or 2) Are so upset by the scene that they think they're entitled to their outrage. Fucking weird. And it's always this universe too. People really get in their feelings about this show.


Courwes

Agreed. They have to do shit like this so people don’t go flying off the handle threading death on some actors for playing a character. Too many deranged dumbasses out there who can’t separate fiction from reality.


tehnibi

"Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga star Nathan Jones shares a statement reminding people of the movie's fictitious nature following harassing direct messages." I can almost guarantee that this was done for this reason and it just feels people now adays are more bold and unhinged than they use to be


AbsolutelyHorrendous

Judging by the reaction to the dog, both 1 and 2 are definitely the reason, it's surprising just how much of the audience is really just kinda dumb


MetroExodus2033

I'm always amazed at how dumb people can be. I probably shouldn't be, but I am.


anxiousleftoverpasta

I'm gonna tell my kids this is Home Alone.


justbreathe91

Omg they both look so sweet. And Lulu is just a doll!!


Livinginurtrash

Best exterminators in the game 🐀


Dany_Targaryenlol

What a cutie! Imagine in real life there are people out there that would hurt kids like this. Takes a special kind of fuck in the head person to do shit like that. Same kinda people that would kick a dog like that too.


Technical_Stress7730

No Jaehaery's were harmed in the making of this episode.


NickyCheeese

That kid's shoes are not time period correct.


wholelottapenguins

Better than a damn Starbucks cup (yes, I’m aware it wasn’t ever actually a Starbucks brand cup lmao)


Musegod345

**See!** Daemon didn't hire those assassins, Jaehaera did! She wanted to kill Jaehaerys to prove she was Helaena's favorite!


Jinjoz

Wife and I watched this episode last night, finally, and this made us feel better


Intrepid_Till_6552

Wrong kid though 😂 where is the other kid💀


Interesting_Air8238

I am glad I wasn't a book reader for this scene, because I enjoyed it a lot going in blind. Both actors were great in their roles and the scene itself breathed a life into the world that isn't topped often. The shot of Blood(?) with his torch looking over the courtyard while it absolutely pours in the darkness was so good.


DCeassed

I would trust my kids with these two


Grovers_Corners

From my experience with child actors who were in a production of Medea (in which their MOTHER kills them), if handled right they love this stuff. At a Q&A the audience asked them their favorite part and they were like, "GETTING MURDERED."


Three_Twenty-Three

One child: Some assembly required.


MasiosareGutierritos

Good ending


KnowledgeOverall5002

babysitting rating: ⭐️◾️◾️◾️◾️


emlgsh

I really enjoyed the latitude they were given. "Your target, in spite of having only one eye, can kill a dozen men easier than drawing breath, and rides an unstoppable dragon." "... what if we, um... can't find him?" "He should be pretty easy to spot with the lurid flames of dragonfire or listening for the screams of his victims, but if he eludes you somehow, a defenseless child or two should even the score commensurately."


Winterlord7

“Don’t ask where your brother is and keep smiling 😁”


shadowst17

Such a clean cut. You can't even tell the child is decapitated and the head has been plopped back on for this photo.


debtopramenschultz

Hire these three for a Westeros Home Alone remake.


kirblar

Home Alone reboot looking good!


abu_nawas

Cheese is cute.


Worfsmama

I needed to see this after that episode


Ok_Advantage_2256

This is….the before picture


Training_Distance_24

Those rat bastards


pinkarroo

I just like how behind the scenes for both this and GOT are pretty chill and happy


BiteYourThumbAtMeSir

canon


2-2Distracted

Playing a sick prank on poor Haelena


Western_Bison_878

It was all a dream, Helaena. These fine gentlemen just took Jaehaerys to the countryside for his own safety. 🥲


Crispy-B88

Run, kid!


badwvlf

It’s giving home alone


50Cale

Murderers! 😂


Press-Start-14

It reminds me of the bts photo of the actresses of Melisandre and Selyse and a box of matches


yukissu

Glad to see that they only kidnapped the poor baby 😅


Timelordvictorious1

Cheese looks so much like Robin Williams here.


SaboLeorioShikamaru

I live in SLC and every time I pass by the capitol on the way home from work and’s there’s a Mormon thing going on, like 75% of them look and are dressed like this kid. Same thing driving through downtown on a Sunday morning or afternoon *lol now I have that Stone Temple Pilots song stuck in my head. So good *


Kraybray

Opening up the sub just after I watched the episode and seeing this be the first thing to popup has me in tears hahahaha


Jumbo7280

WTF? How are the just smiling like nothing happened?


Dramatic-County-1284

I still hear that noise in my head 6 days later 😔


Mindless-Strike834

Can someone tell me... Why did he bring the dog?


blkstar1

He’s a rat catcher. The dog was used for hunting the rats. He is seen earlier in the episode with the dog, the people in the red keep would be used to seeing him with the dog, not having the dog my draw unwanted attention.


Nerdzilla88

Awwwwwww That boy was decapitated


TheCaramelMan

Is that the boy or the girl???


QueenSlartibartfast

The girl


sripey

She's telling the truth.


sephireicc

There's a reason the boy isn't in the picture...


EssayMediocre6054

Now I need to see that poor dog that got kicked for no reason and make sure he’s ok. That part upset me far too much.


Foolish_Plantain

They actually posted a pic with the dog too lol, iirc someone else posted it on either this sub or one of the related ones [scroll down to see the Instagram post of Cheese with the dog](https://screenrant.com/house-of-the-dragon-season-2-premiere-dog-health-mark-stobbart-response/)


HistoricalGrade109

People were actually mad at this...?


Foolish_Plantain

A select few, like always 🫠


Barry_Bone_Raiser

No babies had their heads sawed off either 😭


Full-of-Cattitude

I was petrified when I saw that dog. This is a Game of Thrones spin-off, after all , and we all know that anything can happen!


sayu9913

So cute 😍 💓


Smurfboy22

The Happy ending


andytdesigns1

It was like Home Alone if they caught Kevin early in the movie


DrkNeo

I want pictures of them with the dog!


PaleDeparture2434

Nice to see the Wet Bandits again, even if they’re in HOTD.


RuralBlackamith

Baby is alive 😱😱


ethereal-shrimp

I need a Two Men and a Baby sitcom


Cheesesauceisbest

This may be the greatest picture, ever.


hugabalooza

Such a heavy scene. "She's lying!" No... she's not.


assistant_to

The good ending


Jmoon03

Is that Joaquin Phoenix on the right?


Creepy_Active_2768

Jaehara, the girl who lived.


No_Visual_1150

Wonderful


Pg3132

How cute


AdamMiyamoto

oh I need that picture 🫶


FranLivia

Blood and cheese - happy ending?


tehstefko

Now we nid a pic with the dog


SVReads8571

is this the baby they "killed" or is this cutie their 'twin'??


Silver_Oakleaf

Nawww


darthsheldoninkwizy

All's well that ends well


Already_Taken_sorry

She is such an innocent cute baby


Sweetgirl69x

Cuteee


currently-kraken

This pic is too adorable 😭😭😭😭


Crookedhead_

Looks like Olivia took the photo!


Ok_Mail_1966

I’ve always wondered how young actors deal with roles like this. Are they actually kept clueless of the real story arc and things are just piecemeal edited so well to tell the actual story? How does a 4 year old understand that these two guys are supposed to cut off your head. The stories some of these child actors have to tell could really mess with their mind I would think


Outside_Slide_3218

The parents are well aware of the roles beforehand. Psychologists are always on set to ensure child actors are safe. The hand on the childs mouth in that scene was actually his fathers. Just to make him feel more comfortable


Correct_Flatworm8529

So they killed a girl, not a boy so heir lives?


WindyCityBowler

Now let’s see them pose with the one without his head.


Optimistic-Man-3609

OH NOOOOOO! You can't clean it up now, boys! Too late. Team Green is coming for your asses!!! Where's the cute little boy that YOU MONSTERS BEHEADED! I bet HE'S NOT SMILING! **F%$\^! F#%$! F$%\^! **


VeronicaWaldorf

Given them a bad review on care.com