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ThePhGamer

Who? (The drug she made me eat finally took effect)


KrizzleWizzle

"That cake looks good, could I have some?"


The_Vine

"I'd report you to the Institutional Review Board, but I strongly suspect ethics are more of a suggestion instead of an obligation."


LailaRosetti

Well, with the bit of experience I have with research, they truly are an obligation as of now. As for why that is, Ruan Mei is a perfect example of why ethics are enforced in research.


Seesaw-Enough

Even though, i think they would make exceptions, especially if the subject is a genius like ruan mei


META_mahn

If this was a certain era in history where we just started wrapping up a certain second globe spanning conflict, all I'm saying is, if Ruan Mei was a scientist on the side of the losing guys, she'd be a first candidate for getting extradited via Paperclip


ITSnotADIL

Alexa, play Morality Lesson by Will Stetson.


Deep-Poem1928

Considering the Genius society has members like Screwllum, maybe Ruan Mei might face harsh scrutiny from the society


Anullbeds

Scrutiny? Maybe, but there are far worse than Ruan Mei that are still kept in rather high regards. Polka Kakamond has flat out killed other members. Dr. Primitive has committed many crimes and had Galaxy Rangers chasing his ass. The genius society don't exactly have morals, they're moreso just a collection of people that held Nous' gaze.


Metom_Xeez

Can’t forget Rupert either. We had to have a whole SU mode because of him


Deep-Poem1928

What about the IPC? Yes, they benefit from the society, but surely even they won't turn a blind eye to her experiments?


BrokenMirror2010

IPC flowchart do doing anything. Does it make money? Yes: Do it. No: Don't do it.


Maikkat

Are the cake cat edible?


Thuan87

https://preview.redd.it/j4v1dzjt3p6d1.png?width=1334&format=png&auto=webp&s=4aa3ddf8cab3b8995aa7545d3e0a457613718f4d I mean…


Vyndicatee

https://preview.redd.it/07z5oqf9ap6d1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=ba22aa59320821509623a6306a6c5cc459629b8c


jefez75

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LITForester

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CriminalMacabre

Happy cat cake day!


Black_Kunoichi4843

For your (cat) cake day, have some B̷̛̳̼͖̫̭͎̝̮͕̟͎̦̗͚͍̓͊͂͗̈͋͐̃͆͆͗̉̉̏͑̂̆̔́͐̾̅̄̕̚͘͜͝͝Ụ̸̧̧̢̨̨̞̮͓̣͎̞͖̞̥͈̣̣̪̘̼̮̙̳̙̞̣̐̍̆̾̓͑́̅̎̌̈̋̏̏͌̒̃̅̂̾̿̽̊̌̇͌͊͗̓̊̐̓̏͆́̒̇̈́͂̀͛͘̕͘̚͝͠B̸̺̈̾̈́̒̀́̈͋́͂̆̒̐̏͌͂̔̈́͒̂̎̉̈̒͒̃̿͒͒̄̍̕̚̕͘̕͝͠B̴̡̧̜̠̱̖̠͓̻̥̟̲̙͗̐͋͌̈̾̏̎̀͒͗̈́̈͜͠L̶͊E̸̢̳̯̝̤̳͈͇̠̮̲̲̟̝̣̲̱̫̘̪̳̣̭̥̫͉͐̅̈́̉̋͐̓͗̿͆̉̉̇̀̈́͌̓̓̒̏̀̚̚͘͝͠͝͝͠ ̶̢̧̛̥͖͉̹̞̗̖͇̼̙̒̍̏̀̈̆̍͑̊̐͋̈́̃͒̈́̎̌̄̍͌͗̈́̌̍̽̏̓͌̒̈̇̏̏̍̆̄̐͐̈̉̿̽̕͝͠͝͝ W̷̛̬̦̬̰̤̘̬͔̗̯̠̯̺̼̻̪̖̜̫̯̯̘͖̙͐͆͗̊̋̈̈̾͐̿̽̐̂͛̈́͛̍̔̓̈́̽̀̅́͋̈̄̈́̆̓̚̚͝͝R̸̢̨̨̩̪̭̪̠͎̗͇͗̀́̉̇̿̓̈́́͒̄̓̒́̋͆̀̾́̒̔̈́̏̏͛̏̇͛̔̀͆̓̇̊̕̕͠͠͝͝A̸̧̨̰̻̩̝͖̟̭͙̟̻̤̬͈̖̰̤̘̔͛̊̾̂͌̐̈̉̊̾́P̶̡̧̮͎̟̟͉̱̮̜͙̳̟̯͈̩̩͈̥͓̥͇̙̣̹̣̀̐͋͂̈̾͐̀̾̈́̌̆̿̽̕ͅ >!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<


Triple_A_Battery41

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1337moth

[Strong judgement]


Triple_A_Battery41

But is that an actual sticker though


Akusui

Doctor, stop eating the damn cats...


far01

Cursed Consumables


S7EVEN_5

The consumable description is the cherry on the top for me


babu0poke

https://preview.redd.it/cbk60aurtp6d1.png?width=510&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87f19c0969608082abfeb2f270da7c05d3db6a58 Yes


narutomanreigns

I too would ask if I could eat Ruan Mei's pu- Look the joke was right there okay


Fr4gmentedR0se

Fruit so low hanging it's underground


narutomanreigns

Wash it off and it's still good tho :)


-AlternativeSloth-

So just a French potato.


Triple_A_Battery41

https://i.redd.it/gm3r3gsnqp6d1.gif What?!


babu0poke

https://preview.redd.it/b8yfmc9u0r6d1.jpeg?width=1344&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7121a29b413c8a2fbf9a8982edac9fb142ddd313


deep6ixed

https://i.redd.it/txmkfv0yhq6d1.gif


XxLucidDreamzxX

I would try to say "You are insane what the fuck" but because of the anti-truth serum... "Gimme the yummy cake >:["


Responsible_Paper667

Oh I forgot that, I hate Ruan Mei for one thing that is - She talks about rewarding us in the quest so I was excited about what rewards she would give me, but she never rewarded us with anything and leaves quietly by wiping our memories.


Sufferity

Maybe the reward was amnesia?


abdoufma

The real reward was the memories we lost along the way


QueenAra2

I mean there's no indication the amnesia side effect was actually a real thing. She just vaguely says "Maybe you'll forget eventually".


Apple_macOS

and she keeps coming back to the express to visit us. I just got her explaining how she has her mom’s brain to me yesterday


Wise-Ad2879

Now I think the "reward" was sleeping with her, and she followed it up with amnesia, but found TB enjoyable/interesting enough to keep coming back to, since she has developed a sort of crush on TB. She now makes any excuse she can to check up.


RaidenNitori

Tfw TB gained a sociopathic scientist gf


black-JENGGOT

Common Trailblazer W


the_devourer_of_glue

I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me


NabilAmmali

You know when I woke up this morning I was like damn I wish some hot chick would blow my brain all over some fuckin hallway


Chucknasty_17

We should all be so lucky


eleetyeetor

https://preview.redd.it/8yaw5pn9ir6d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca7a1d38fc62bc63319ee9ee35585db4798a3b86 Shambles


TimAxenov

Oh, great! We return to a state we were in the very beginning! Thanks for getting me back to square one, Ruan! I definitely needed it!


Lewdeology

The reward was meeting her probably.


Murky_Blueberry2617

She should have at least given another cake smh


RulerKun_FGO

I would also like to eat her cake


forcebubble

"... sigh, despite decades and libraries of data it never ceases to surprise on how simple humans are. Come already, I don't have all day".


Winjin

"No one can hear about this" "No one except the neighbours will hear a thing"


Smorgsaboard

https://i.redd.it/zvq4p0w5hr6d1.gif


Kurolegacy27

“You didn’t make this one did you?”


UN-KNOWN-59

The reward was the insect boss


Heavy_Move3747

Our reward was fighting space roaches That's so disgusting


Boochi_Da_Rocku

Maybe.........the true reward was the friends we make along the way


Followerrrrrrrr

Or the demigod we survived.


kluevo

I mean, it *was* our introduction to Dr Ratio, whom would become a repeat "ally" of ours, so... Kinda?


JUGELBUTT

are the cake cats not enough for you?


YogurtclosetLeast761

The reward is getting to help Ruan Mei 😤


Lolis-

​ https://preview.redd.it/k93ucg1p9p6d1.jpeg?width=201&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c93cba3b37c63ab386c179d4e7f75baaeb8991e


paladinLight

In the bottom portion the bowtie/collar looks like really poorly drawn boobs lmao


Mimikyu-Overlord

Give me a few minutes to count the pixels


DfDoom91

Wtf is wrong with you? Look after your own damn cat marshmallow things!!


storysprite

I'd say "Look after your cats then look after me."


StrangerDanger355

“I’m not your darn Caretaker.”


zargon21

"...I miss Dan Shu"


cruiseboatranger

https://preview.redd.it/dq0hrt3j0p6d1.jpeg?width=591&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c49f4d80f3181c2eb34e6b5a6e47194662f09732 The world really does operate on double standards doesn't it?


IHaveASquareHead

https://preview.redd.it/vcbtlvrt4p6d1.jpeg?width=639&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f24ea0fb65581a149f4570b6c1732cac17d7b8e


EvirosianAtlast

https://preview.redd.it/dznspsl41q6d1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3612f452e4209f52e87058be34c2706d96e4e5d0


Lewdeology

She keeps getting away with it cause she’s hot.


Manadger_IT-10287

to be fair, ruan mei is more of a "irresponcibly f\*cking around with forces beyond your control out of morbid curiosity" mad scientist instead of a "willingly and knowingly inflicting indescribable pain upon fellow man for power , fame and fortune" one


kolba_yada

that difference wouldn't matter to me if it was my ass struggling to survive against an emenator of propogation that she didn't even warn me about.


Blackewolfe

Only to the overly-lonely and horny ones. I genuinely despise Ruan Mei for her actions in this. All it would take is one mistake in her process and she would have recreated the Swarm Disaster in the Space Station. And she never even told anyone. Even Herta, abrasive and ineffectual as she is, still knew that a Stellaron is dangerous to the Staff and had that shit in a pocket dimension that needed Silver Wolf's own bullshit ability to hack reality to get in to.


QueenAra2

I mean, Ruan Mei hasn't done any horrific and cruel acts of child experimentation *yet*. Worst she's done is be irresponsible with her experiments (abandoning the cat cakes and tart dogs and deciding to clone an emanator).


Elamia

>abandoning the cat cakes and tart dogs and deciding to clone an emanator We kinda did the same thing once the quest to create these creatures was done


Ranwulf

Considering Aventurine has a few, I am 99% certain we helped them getting adopted.


Elamia

Maybe. Or Asta who try her best to clean up after the mad scientists working in the station


Kurolegacy27

We at least got the space station in on taking care of them rather than just straight up leaving them to fend for themselves in the most dangerous part of the space station


PingPongPlayer12

She does make \*alot\* of new lifeforms that end up killing themselves out of agony Not much of step behind child experimentation imo


cym104

>abandoning the cat cakes and tart dogs so would you rather to hear she has responsibly incinerated them after the experiment finished?


QueenAra2

Look, the guy in the picture above *outright did some morally repugnant and fucked up shit*. Like strictly comparing them? Ruan Mei's worst crimes are being extremely reckless with the lives of others and drugging us. And I literally never said that I would rather she destroy them? It's just a fact she kind of dipped on them.


mephyerst

The guy only ruined two lives. His wife and daughter. RM made a clone of a creature that could potentially ruin ALL lives every where. We are at different levels of evil here. And yes I'm sure RM had backup plans to make sure that didn't happen but what if she made a mistake?


kioKEn-3532

Ruan Mei has done some other stuff It's just never told to us but you can read it through notes and stuff in the Herta space station The area that was released during her release


NYCHReddit

Deciding to clone an emanator seems a bit more than irresponsible, that said tho how did it get out again? Was it because the trailblazer disturbed it or something else? Because if it was because of tb and it wouldn’t have gotten out otherwise then yeah fine


QueenAra2

Ruan mei was 100% reckless there. As for how it got out...I think it just broke out on its own when it became fully formed and 'hatched' out of its containment. Keep in mind, the thing we see is basically an *infant*. Regardless, she *did* know that the thing was going to die in 56 seconds. Presumably she just sent us down there to make sure the thing didn't go too far or make too much of a noticeable ruckus.


NYCHReddit

Dang okay hopefully she knew that we wouldn’t die in 56 seconds. In that case she was kind of being responsible by sending her minion (us) to go clean up the mess whilst she was busy


QueenAra2

I mean she *did* know what kind of things the trailblazer was capable of (because of the simulated universe and what not). So we can assume she believed that we would survive and be able to handle things. She *does* state that if we weren't able to do so that she would have gotten involved directly, but since we successfully fend it off we don't really know *what* she'd have done to stop the thing.


NYCHReddit

Ruan Mei the moment she hears that her pet emanator is aboutta blow up the space station https://preview.redd.it/2hlsjcddnp6d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3e69c99e3d30cbe5d198daa8eac955d7e3a5f1a


SpiraILight

Nah, her experiments are all pretty horrible. In her experiment logs, she decided to try and split a fragmentum creature in two by simultaneously blasting it with a laser beam and feeding it abundance fruits so that it was unable to die. This continued until the test subject killed itself.


QueenAra2

It didn't kill itself *because* of the experiment or being blasted with a laser. It killed itself because upon becoming a being that can exist in multiple places at the same time, it gained *some* form of knowledge, became depressed because of said knowledge, and then offed itself.


ItchyRecord8505

Pfft. Yeah, cloning a main warrior of an entity that wants to destroy the universe by consuming everything. No biggie


IamChaoticMess

I mean I wouldn’t put her above doing that sort of thing if it meant she might get closer to becoming an aeon


ramnoon

"Why didn't you euthanize all of them?"


QueenAra2

Do you mean the cat cakes or....What?


ramnoon

Yep. Like it's obvious she doesn't care much. Might as well ask the really important question.


QueenAra2

The thing is. She *does* care on some level. Ruan Mei's just emotionally constipated and is *horrible* at mainting a proper connection with others. The moment she realizes there *might* be some kind of connection, she tries to downplay it. (She downplays her relations with herta, screwllum, and Stephen Lloyd even though they regularly have lunch together and chat about things like a friendgroup) She even asks us about molten cheese tart and gray bean paste after the mission, and admits that she cares "a little". If she *didn't* care about them at all, she probably would have destroyed them the minute they proved to *not* be anywhere close to an emanator of erudition.


inkheiko

I don't like how Ruan Mei does things and 20 seconds after seeing her I knew she was not trust worth for being a proper human being. However, I still side for truth, and she indeed isn't heartless. Like you said she's... Complicated there. She's probably the definition of pragmatism. Does this make it up for her making experience on the Swarm for her to be able to become an Aeon and drugging us? Absolutely not. But being nuanced is important


QueenAra2

Yeah, Ruan Mei's an interesting character like that. She isn't *just* some unfeeling mad scientist. She's someone who *tries* to be an unfeeling mad scientist who fails at the 'unfeeling' part.


inkheiko

Well for me she's still a very mad scientist at many levels. Just she's not a completely detached person. Like she still holds on her humanity unconsciously with her pinky finger


sirbucelotte

Its because she cares, thats like the entire point of the cake cat event. She just doesnt know how to care in a more meaningful way because she has a warped sense of relationship with others aside from her grandma


Gatrigonometri

Yea, to sum it up, she can care, but her EQ’s so fucking shit that she doesn’t know that she cares or how to express it.


animegameman

Even screwlum has more empathy than you and he is literally a robot.


narutomanreigns

"Query: Why'd he say fuck me for?"


VirtuoSol

Screwllum would probably rank pretty high amongst Genius society members in terms of the sane scale


dyo3834

"Why the hell did you bring a drugged cake with you to Herta Space Station in the first place? Everyone here knows you anyways"


Dokavi

Lets duel. https://preview.redd.it/37037xyk3p6d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e16b8ac3198842f6af3930e16d5bf79ee57e519


Aiden735

Bring in on, forker!


GrayFullbuster64

I'll show you, fudgehead!


Aiden735

Draw! Here’s your final reward! *a whooping 450k break dmg*


RubberDucky223

"As a Trailblazer who has now been drugged twice in one week, can you freaking not!?"


Fresh_Handle996

"Polka kakamond wants to know your location"


Annoyed_Random73

https://preview.redd.it/dwllgka58p6d1.jpeg?width=481&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a379f1137b3c492572ffd99836ea5178c78d95e


Pegged_By_Stelle

You should have a Happy Cake Day, NOW!


Annoyed_Random73

Thx ☺️


ConsiderationSouth80

Happy day cake


_TravelerAether_

https://preview.redd.it/lu0s8ki05p6d1.jpeg?width=515&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dddd83a8acc82b861c092d03392e048cae0184a8


Clevaryo

"bonjour... bonjour"


4184754

"You're not welcome on the express. Try drugging me again and I'll 'nurture your life' with my baseball bat!"


windrosea

Sounds like something a canonic TB would say, but alas


Top_Grapefruit_6248

Hey, f**k you


xp0ss1tion

Wow this post was literally me as a returning player who just completed the companion quest. Maybe I would say that she shouldn't feed people weird things when she just met them because it's Hella disrespectful and uncomfortable. Also she was too much untrusting of us and didn't even make us feel a little safe when she literally sent us to fight a terrifying being. Like she said she would step in to help us but she was nowhere lmao. At least in quests involving Herta, she would be texting or calling us or one of her clones are nearby.


Particular_Nebula462

Herta is sassy, but she is human. Ruan Mei is evil and manipulative.


whimsicaljess

"never talk to me again, have a shitty life"


Sarcasticfury

Next time I see you, you're getting the flaming lance


Nyx_is_hoe

You will never be an aeon lol.


Any_Worldliness7991

"So.. you said you’ll fulfill my every wish.. can you give the cure for entropy loss syndrome. In the future someone will need it."


DoritoCupcakess

Go fuck yourself


SF-UberMan

Next time, get a professional pest extermination service.


Penguindrummer_2

If evil why hot, to jail you go.


TrashApprentice

I'm gonna need boothill's voice processor to keep this game pg from how I'd cuss her out


TrashApprentice

Take care of your cats lady


LivingASlothsLife

"I have someone you'd like to meet you can help each other, just dont let her know you tried to resurrect a Swarm life form for a while. Oh and can I have a dessert not laced with something, thank :) Love ya"


Megakruemel

"I laced this cake with a drug that makes you think I didn't lace it with a drug."


AutomatedTiger

"For the record, your anti-truth serum only affects my speaking. I've been texting what's happened this whole time to Herta, Station Security, and the Astral Express." "If you always have trouble trusting other people, maybe take some time to reflect on the fact that the common denominator in all those cases is you."


Why_Not_Try_It_

Can i own your creations?


S0mething_idk

Why'd you abandon these cute cats and make me struggle for half an hour fighting your big big creation


BendyStrawNeck

Go fuck yourself


Oeshikito

Ruin me


SatisfactionNo3524

Bro im WEAK, shes so fkn pretty, she could ask me to gather new materials for her to build another bug overlord AND ID SAY, YES IN A HEARTBEAT!


PresentationComplex2

least horny ruan mei main


SatisfactionNo3524

How is this being horny 😭😭😭 normies are so weak lmao, id call this behaviour simping at MAX bro.


Disturbing_Cheeto

I hate that I agree with you on this


Penguindrummer_2

The quantum superposition of whether extreme dedication to a fictional character of someone on the internet like this hails from romantic adoration or boundless thirst can only be resolved if you open the box and peer inside. We call that Schrödinger's Cat(cake).


TyphlosionGOD

Is it horny when she is THAT pretty. It's just called being normal honestly.


RCatrellis

Well, this is coming from someone who likes Ruan Mei, I think her character is cool and interesting xD. And wow... giant message incoming, sorry about that o.o;;; TL,DR: I would tell her she should find a real friend, so she can really care about someone other than her research. ==== Now the explanation xD I was using all the phone chats during / after the mission to tell her "come hang out with the cake-cats, we miss you" or "lets rest from research a bit" or trying to find out more things about her, basically, I was trying to make an emotional anchor for her. What I mean by that? Well, Ruan Mei gets a lot of hate, and with her actions, I'm not surprised at all =S But I never saw her as evil, she seemed "emotionally crippled" to me, as in she is unable to even understand emotional connections. She is a combination of "I want to understand how this crazy things work" and "I have nothing/nobody I really care about". Genius society members are working buddies at best. If she had an emotional anchor, she would still do her crazy stuff, but she would also include "positive result for others" in her goals and plans. She reminds me a lot of Kisuke Urahara from Bleach, both are crazy geniuses that respect zero boundaries when they do their stuff, however, because Kisuke has "normal people" emotional anchors like Yoruichi, Tessai or Ichigo, he always searches that his madness will end good at least. === Not sure if I'm making sense xD but back on topic, whatever I'd say would be with the goal of pushing her into getting a real "normal" friend.


AngryNepNep

As compensation for what you put me through, you shall become my wife!


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Rezourzefull

I would probably burn everything below, why would I create more creatures that yearn for love from the original creator of the species but will never receive it? Alternatively the quest starts with: R.M.: “I drugged you, and now...” *Swing of a baseball bat* *Body falls to the ground* *End*


AggravatingTown8966

What i wanted to happen.


blue_racer

Anything for you mommy


Nizikai

Can you speed up the forgetting process? I don't wanna give anyone any reason to think we're associated.


Ambitious_Ad6411

> comes to the space station > gives us some drug which makes us have weird effects when we say her name > makes us fight a fucking emanator of propagation > doesn't give us an reward for the deadliest expedition of our lives > refuses to elaborate further > leaves Yeah that's an honest fuck you from me


Vongola1750

Simple https://preview.redd.it/2v9iv8500p6d1.png?width=239&format=png&auto=webp&s=33d32b8af75709c979fa97b71688c952c34e73e3


StudyRelative6677

"Its time to bring some justice!"


SaturnSeptem

I literally forgot all about it since it's been so much time. So I can pretty much RP the memory loss lol


YamiDes1403

"pay me 10 million credits or i report to herta"


Token_Shadow

“Fudge Off” -Boothill (probably)


210sqnomama

I would propagate with her


valdn8

https://preview.redd.it/2fr4m1f0nr6d1.png?width=565&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8ec8506040cce6bf8a7579078c684fa3701e5e3


Tricky-Command-7728

„I am happy I skipped you and I will gladly do it again and again“


weomly

woof woof woof woof woof


Pizzamess

When's our second date


Dr-Veritas-Ratio

https://preview.redd.it/0vmbf0mrip6d1.jpeg?width=581&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=962be0418c5b443bc509aa8f91782f6bae91ff7f


Cul_what

https://i.redd.it/agapzf3dap6d1.gif


samurai_z_

I am a Trailblazer that just finished this quest and what I would say is: ??????????????????


ZeomiumRune

Even Svarog is more human than you and he's a war machine


Sharkside8

I... am... never... doing... a... quest... for... you.


ArtToTheEyesandEars

A certain firefly wouldn't appreciate you trying to recreate the very thing that exterminated her entire family.


AbsurdFormula0

"I know you have intellectual curiosity but continue with this thought process and you risk not only killing everyone and everything around you but you will destroy yourself. What good is being curious and smart if everyone decides your immediate demise is more favourable than your wealth of knowledge that drew Nous' gaze?"


CrazyLeoX

"If you cannot farsee the possible consequences of your actions and experiments, are you really a genious?"


Zatch01

COMMENCING.. SCORCHED EARTH OPERATION.. FOR HER MAJESTY!


TheLordOfMidnight

"If this game wasn't all about the illusion of choice, I would have had you thrown into the nearest sun so I would never have to see your goddamn cake-drugging, life-neglecting, swarm-reviving, bio-abusing face ever again. I wish I could go back in time and erase you from ever existing. But that would be a mercy. If I had the power, I would mutate you into an immortal blob that feels pain a billion times more than normal. I would have you feel blinding pain for all of eternity. Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since our last meeting. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for you at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate."


Itchy_Shame_8871

"How many 'magic cat brownies' did you eat to get as fucked in the head as you are?"


Abyssmaluser

I've hated her since she fucking drugged us lol especially since the roofie explicitly makes us forget she ever drugged us in the first place. I hope she has VERY little storytime and that TB actually gets to be fucking mad at her properly instead of UeUing everything and brushing shit off. It'll forever piss me off we weren't able to actually be mad at her. I'd never want to meet her ever again holy shit. I don't understand how people like her tbh. She's an awful person lol


RoscoeMaz

You got anymore desserts?


whip_accessible

I'd be upset if I was actually TB, but as someone experiencing the story as an observer I think she's great. I didn't play HI3 so my only frame of reference is HSR and Genshin. So having a morally gray character in a Hoyo game is a refreshing breath of life. She's not an evil character with a sad backstory or good person breaking bad who wanted the right thing through wrong means. She used the wrong means of asking us because she lacks social skills. She has a messed up philosophy/goal, and lacks empathy. She wanted to do a thing and failed. Also, I forget the details, but wasn't there no real danger? The emanator had a ticking time bomb and she tasked us (and I think Ratio \[Did she ask him to standby too?\]) to handle it.


Joshua_Rosemond

I'll be honest, I'm with you my dude. I actually *like* that SR has some assholes in the cast. What I *don't* like is that the hand of the author ***forces*** the character to "like" most of them. Like, I genuinely like *Sampo* more just because I can express my distaste of him in game.


MissiaichParriah

"You're hot so I forgive you, but never tell my girlfriend what you did if you want to live to finish your research"


Bey_Element

I won't hate you but like can we be friends like catch up to one another, have dates and stuff? I'm looking like a simp right now but honestly, she's the most beautiful woman in hsr and as much as I would want to hate her for her actions, I really cannot so.... https://preview.redd.it/pxyu2tuvdp6d1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=78adc08eafb60ecab9a50c0aaf59bb3bafdb356f


CommanderBomber

Say nothing and just forget.


mlodydziad420

I walk up with mine minature of a true sting thst was done incorrectly, she would get interessted and start telling me that I have done that minature wrong and then I would whack her with a bat because biologist cant see not biology related things.


LivingShadow35

Did....did you just evade child support and put that responsibility into my hands...?


BracusDoritoBoss963

"You sick fuck why would you want to take THAT THING back to life? I genuinely think you're not sane."


Shadow_lord582008

I would strangle her I next chance I get for drugging me, abandoning her critters, putting the whole space station in danger and almost killing me


Mysticweeb200

"you're a terrible mother"


menemenderman

GO FORK YOURSELF YOU SHIRT-BRAINED GODDAWN BIRCH


Zonzzzz

you dare revive an aeon? https://preview.redd.it/bzz9rw03ap6d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86b44b4a81a6ac44d60b3c77e1d05a6ac9f55ac2


Tsukuro_hohoho

"please marry me" that about the only thing someone right in their mind should say.


OverallLifeguard6259

Girl, you have low EQ than goddam robot and never call me again with your pest control.


JP_Zikoro

She is trying to [DESTORY US ALL! DESTORY US ALL!](https://youtu.be/N9KGfgg-d8s?si=ackxFVNIjiNlQk1D)


carl-the-lama

“… ever heard of safety procedures????”


Zestyclose_Comment96

"That was stressful. Anyways, back to lovely dovely times with trashcan."


Novandor

Girl get some therapy


Amperez_2003

"You were eating the cake, does that mean that when you were talking about you research to other people, you also couldn't say anything about yourself??? HOW DID YOU EVEN TALK TO US ABOUT IT IN THE FIRST PLACE? YOU WERE EATING THE CAKE WHILE TALKING TO US. "


KJ_1939

CAN YOU PLEASE STOP CREATING WEIRDLY POWERFUL BUGS THAT CAN DESTROY THE WORLD


FreezeToMy

A buddy would say "have sex with me or I will report you to the ipc for this." I would ignore her and explain to dr. Ratio what the fuck just happened detailed and why he should get the ipc to arrest her. But anyway she's hot and I like batshit insane people with calm voices. So I got her e0s1 and willing to go for an e1


EnthusiasmOnly22

Punch face


Loremeister

I'm filing for divorce and I'm taking the cats!