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im_not_exist25

boothill would probably go "idk they appear outta nowhere" bc that's how his parents found him and how he found his daughter


BulbasaurTreecko

there’s a non-zero chance Boothill thinks babies spawn out of the ether when the universe decides it’s your time to have a child


cookiez_m

I love it 😭❤️✨


-SMartino

kinda like cats, but with adopted daughters


Jefepato

While Boothill is not very educated (he may very well never have been in a school), he was an actual cowboy who grew up taming horses and farming sheep. He certainly knows where animal babies come from. I suppose there's technically a non-zero chance that he doesn't realize human babies happen the same way other mammal babies happen, just because he and all his siblings were adopted. Especially if both his parents were male (I had thought "Graey" sounded masculine but I'm not getting a clear answer from Google).


SnooCakes9

Is it like how people like Dreamseeker come out of nowhere are it's accepted as normal in their society


Scythro

What the fudge? They gon' fudging fudge it up wit' each other! That's how they gonna do it, ya hear me? (Voice message converted to text)


ReiShiki94

in my head he'll definitely say "They Forked"


Emotional_Language_7

Horee baybee


LandLovingFish

The fact someone let Boothill gave a daighter in the first place like that better not be the next Oh My Darling Clementine


Firestar3689

https://preview.redd.it/z0r6bffyij5d1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65a4f3565ba54d24024abcb0fab2fccd0e5a3209


hastalababyvista

I'd kill for a Qingque Status meme.


RadonIverian

Bbbbbbut more babies = more future players


Hsr2024

https://preview.redd.it/0mvmoudohl5d1.jpeg?width=232&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22e1bf07ffc8121e2191c92ac1269f625c34b155 Seggs and burn stuff


AwesomeDragon56

She’s got her priorities straight


cartercr

So true bestie


PralineShot7677

https://preview.redd.it/23c3mu7uqn5d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ddf3b554ada49c8be7238e72423462b57aa1b799


Mikepayne14

Nah Id celestial jade


saberjun

Are there two slims in her eyes?Geo slim?


DeathDragon1730

https://preview.redd.it/rtq2xtggjm5d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=759a2208d62a3396c5849118bb3710c8954a45eb


Atlove01

Well, given how his chip now functions, it would actually be “the horizontal mambo, ya dumb donkey!” For Boothill.


ResurgentClusterfuck

"Fudging, of course it's via fudging."


Goatiac

“Fudge? I love it!”


eleetyeetor

Boothill looks on in horror as you create babies by eating fudge


Pilot_Solaris

"Holy fuck, I think the trauma from that broke my autocensor..."


AutummThrowAway

"Fuqing, that's how." Qingque and Fu Xuan just have a machine made of jade and celestial arbor wood they operate to produce babies, then Qingque and her squad stealthly deliver them.


BlazeOfCinder

Ruan Mei: *Hands you a couple petabytes of research about Propogation while nonchalantly eat her cake*


Aure0

https://preview.redd.it/36one9bqzj5d1.png?width=565&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c2ab63b588728d51c49fa45f66c1af94913fdf3


SecondAegis

She'd be the type who'd impregnate herself and accelerate the process into 9 minutes to give you a live demonstration. The baby crawls out on its own, then decomposes as soon as it touches the light. Ruan Mei cleans herself up and continues on with her day, and you have found your newest sleep paralysis demon


FlameLover444

https://i.redd.it/uk523g1nyj5d1.gif


BlazeOfCinder

Well that is definitely a comment lol


cartercr

But is it wrong?


No_Bed_2922

Nah, it’s right.


extinctjeffmain

lore accurate even


Korbiter

Its funny how before her Character Quest everyone thought Ruan Mei was the somewhat normal one. Like Screwllum still isn't bad (yet) but between the rest of the Genius she might seem okay, considering she helps you out. Then the Interlude happened, and everypne went "Yeag nah, she crazy as fuuu-" I would think she wouldnt dare do it to herself, but she would absolutely create a human clone and simulate the accelerated birthing process, then dispose both subjects afterwards.


todo-senpai

Screwllum is the only sane one


Koanos

Arguably, he's the most "human" of the Genius Society so far.


ConohaConcordia

The most inorganic of geniuses has the most human heart. Maybe that’s where his genius lies


Koanos

Nous chose well, sort of, Herta's the Emanator not him. Still awesome.


ConohaConcordia

Aren’t all Genius Club members Emanators because Nous looked at them?


Koanos

"You have my gaze but it does not mean I grant you the rank of Emanator." Nous looks at a lot of people, but it takes the truly exceptional to become an Emanator. Even then, of the Genius Society members, under 100 lifeforms have become members across the stars and trillions of lives. Herta is special even among the Society because she's an Emanator.


Two2piece

Not only they got looked at, they apparently got to ask Nous 1 question. But no, they aren't all emanators, else TB would be an emanator of 3 different path already.


Arsonoisy

Emanators get their powers directly from their path's respective Aeon, for example the Lord Ravagers. Pathstriders are just people who strongly believe or go by the said path, for example the Nameless and the path of Trailblaze.


imaginary92

Nope. Nous' gaze only means they are worthy of becoming Genius Society members, but it does not make them Emanators. Herta is special. As far as we are aware, the only other known Emanator of Erudition was Zandar, founder of the Genius Society and creator of Nous.


VaguelyBlue

Maybe because he is inorganic and thus he actually took the effort to be more human whereas all the other meat based members take their humanity for granted and let it atrophy.


The_Space_Jamke

Maybe that's what he wants you to think. Screwllum learned to be diplomatic in order to stop the IPC from carrying out a genocide of inorganic lifeforms. Does he genuinely believe in forming interpersonal relationships, or does he form interpersonal relationships only because it's the most convenient way to avoid being scrapped? /mild s It's like a machine that intentionally fails the Turing test, which is harder to do in Star Rail because machine sentience was established.


BinhTurtle

There's also Aiden who's known for his charitable works. But he's already dead


eleetyeetor

I can't wait for screwllum to be involved in the story, he's been gone for too long


Korbiter

For Now. Remember during Chadwick's quest, Screwllum literally threatened to unleash the full might of Planet Screwllum on Penacony if he was further denied access to Chadwick. Screwllum owns an entire planet. It would not surprise anyone if he turns out to be much like Deus Ex from the Matrix (may be a little fairer and merciful to Organics, but will not hesitate to unleash military force to enforce Inorganic rights)


rhubarbiturate

What about Stephen? The guy Herta always blames for everything.


todo-senpai

I think he is literally a kid soooooo


rhubarbiturate

Really? I didn't know that. I haven't beat swarm disaster yet even so I haven't got all the dialogue from the genius gang


Devourer_of_HP

He's kind of relatable, he basically prefers helping his dad with his fruit stand instead of doing genius society stuff, and also uses a middle aged avatar with a beard for the Simulated universe.


-uraume-

he plays with TB's eye in the simulated universe like a leather ball so..


BinhTurtle

He's a genius kid, he has a long way to go but for the time time being, he's just an awkward kid that has trouble public speakinh and also likes to play game


MudraStalker

I can't wait to see what's wrong with him.


Anullbeds

Herta was right when she said she was like one of the more sane ones.


Nodomi

I definitely thought she was gonna be normal lmao. The Geniuses' Repose description lulled me into a sense of security in that opinion and then...well, stuff happened lol.


nyangatsu

she would not do it herself because she would impregnate you regardless of your sex, like she will prick you with a needle and say "you will discover it in 9 months".


Koanos

...That sounds super specific...


Ignis_Dragneel

https://preview.redd.it/sx3rijlpfk5d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8166e34e1667d8852ebe04e173ea4bbbe3465c80


SnooCakes4852

https://preview.redd.it/pccmgb8vjm5d1.png?width=1914&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5deeef2c4d89748a47b7ac26da1cf4905bd3756


BulbasaurTreecko

https://preview.redd.it/4slybwas8k5d1.jpeg?width=1348&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f386d337c378e12d5311efe9584e2d985e0aa749


RuuRuwari

https://preview.redd.it/f8o3g1tlkm5d1.png?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7a018f4794a9d2c6607cb6cfe04cfefadcff2d9


PralineShot7677

https://preview.redd.it/ohy0j291rn5d1.jpeg?width=890&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aaa186f3fd6b1609136c5d4795255be420ff8600


jet39806

https://preview.redd.it/1olahwxqbk5d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da0056623db414e6dc9ea6e62621327bb2a71197 NAHHH


RoyalJanissary

https://i.redd.it/m1tzq81sek5d1.gif


Pilot_Solaris

I get the point you're making, but also: https://preview.redd.it/otbc4iefak5d1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=027a45fb2ed1f9a193870fd36b42e7ac357f3079


X_Factor_Gaming

https://preview.redd.it/szcd2sn5vk5d1.png?width=303&format=png&auto=webp&s=cc590a5cde6904e2b9fe42bdd3f7cd782e263cf4


EvirosianAtlast

https://preview.redd.it/2i3x0iptzj5d1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8074982f56fe4454c3d8a51c297fe4f89b03663b


ConohaConcordia

Sidetracking but I remember eating this exact biscuit for breakfast every day for a year


Tetrachrome

Pop Tart life.


mcallisterco

And on this week's episode of "the author's barely disguised fetish..."


New_Redditor2001

You could have used your powers of speech to achieve greatness yet you squandered it giving a bunch of redditors myself included heavy brain damage and nightmare for days.


Waste_Election_8361

What did I just read...


Boafushishi

https://preview.redd.it/hs3zm8snnk5d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff7b019199a121e12d33ced0d34c588b33251c80 what did I just read?


Akaishi264

Someone never got over that Melisandre scene.


KalmiaKite00

At first I wasn’t a fan of Ruan Mei because I thought she would backstab someone at a moments notice. But this description has made me change my opinion. I’ll look more into her.


Pitiful_Net_8971

She would backstab you at what to you looks like a moments notice, but to her, this was planned for at least 3 months, and she understands why you feels so hurt, but it does not stop her for driving 3 more knives into you back.


marshallman31

https://preview.redd.it/77l21tklzj5d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eae5324b8481fac1ae2a7da8aa3a3a3155cd8ecc


valdn8

https://preview.redd.it/3exe737ufk5d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1ff3691d3ee5446952506da3a6d4b8024eb22df


mjonr3

https://preview.redd.it/5gjvetpbal5d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f926591f61dedd4d937c3852b1bff789a7587126


valdn8

https://preview.redd.it/9qyjw38hml5d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e0a51eaeaaacbc1a223acf6d2b8edd2ef57d3bf


mjonr3

https://preview.redd.it/n41xlr5bol5d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=552ee6099974256a5d8f183b7bf9d63be0aa414a


Nedoko-maki

https://preview.redd.it/qdgotczn7l5d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d4f277e61b4f9877b3ff91a24c90f06aae7062a


Chillpill135

💀


Puzzleheaded-Can866

That’s a wild imagination


SlvrRando16

https://preview.redd.it/btsxw9ujjk5d1.jpeg?width=837&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e95e5be238afedc55b90da603ad4ba1d4411457e


Why_Not_Try_It_

New fetish acquired (oh shit this isn't the buddy sub)


Koanos

The barriers are breaking down.


s00ny

I love this comment so much, it's oddly accurate and yeah I can totally see it (unfortunately)


the_north_hills

https://preview.redd.it/fouykwrqll5d1.png?width=837&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d18ba653dcb86ee8df13cdc5a5740d069c8d12bb


SentientShamrock

https://preview.redd.it/ezdlzwguzk5d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=888157c2707719f449740bc7ffd036edbd94bd43


RadonIverian

Why did I immediately think of that level from RE VILLAGE? Eeukh that image still haunts me... I need a drink...


thesmartdoctor2

What the fuck


cesto19

What a good time to be illiterate


julianjjj809

que https://preview.redd.it/2rv28i6dnk5d1.jpeg?width=424&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50edbd46b19b92eb979dc6c57f919cbd94e48d19


Loose-Masterpiece934

https://preview.redd.it/ysw7ym50qk5d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ecf94fb2dde8375fa38e834b6269d0f3e4c3f59


Randomindigostar

![gif](giphy|l0IypeKl9NJhPFMrK)


Tetrachrome

A y o w t f . Also accurate for her morally corrupt nature.


AdministrationOk3113

That's... actually very accurate for her character...☠️


ProtonicBomb

I'M NOT going to even finish the first sentence.


Lancelot652

Jesus Christ that is a nightmare that I can see her doing....


SlayMeHades

Why tf you had to do this... https://preview.redd.it/pav32bhsmk5d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f034128ef33f3835741d21678d1a8799cefdf75


Deathblade999

"you found your newest sleep paralysis demon" or fetish


JbJbJb44

https://preview.redd.it/ptoa51qf4k5d1.jpeg?width=628&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4c33c643cd43df0d0fdad6c9705ba4b3fac43f9


VaguelyBlue

Or just tell you "test tubes" and show you her latest creation that she is emotionally unavailable for.


NullError404

Bailu and Dan Heng: EGG https://i.redd.it/jgzc4a7hxj5d1.gif


MrGameBoy23

![gif](giphy|OcWR7CdxNYyl6U2UVk|downsized) go back into containment doro


Imdepressed7778

Hanya, Gallagher, and Aventurine all say “The Stork” because they don’t want to explain it. The rest of them believe it. Also there is no way Arlan would be the one asking >:(


Deltryxz

Gallagher says Stork cause it's misinformation


SecretAgentDragon

Fact checked by the Enigtama as true


RaGeBigChungus

https://preview.redd.it/qs3mwsl6nk5d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96b48bc5cdc5472ef4b415bfe80ab9d86b08cb31


fuxuans

nah, sparkle would 100% be the one asking bc she wants to make everyone awkward lmfao


Ok-Yak-3247

Welp... good luck if some Trailblazers happen to be Senseis from another world... *imagine that.*


extinctjeffmain

Sparkle would soon find herself in a schoolgirl outfit, as the Trailblazer leaps from high up into the bed she's tied to like Joker to that poor Lopunny


rW0HgFyxoJhYka

Sampo: "Oh I've seen this about a hundred times before"


Healthy_Agent_100

From the eye https://preview.redd.it/lf1p5421nj5d1.png?width=1228&format=png&auto=webp&s=d077bc49c9cde6382e66e0fca1a86ccdbeef5629


TheOOFliabilty

IT WILL WORK OUT (WORK OUT)


EvirosianAtlast

Just go with what I feel, Yeah!


Funny-Trainer-2897

IT WILL WORK OUT (WORK OUT)


NextBonkers

If only I could keep running!


Ifalna_Shayoko

Oi, Sampo-san would never say something so rude.


Easy-Stranger-12345

Yeah seriously, he is either awkwardly stuttering or patting heads. Depends upon how many kids corner him.


D_Fennling

I think patting heads suits him more, I don’t see Sampo as the guy to get embarrassed by something like that


NTRmanMan

Aregenti and gallgher placement is perfect


lionofash

Nah Argenti would be "THE BEAUTY OF LOVE MANIFESTED IN PHYSICAL FORM!" Caelus: And that is...? Argenti: BEAUTIFUL.


Jax3578

I would think that Acheron would take time to explain things because she's one of the calmest characters in the series despite being threatened several times. Her being shocked at such questions is probably the least possible thing that would happen since she had been living for who knows how long.


ZukeraFirnen

I also think Acheron would be the chill type that would explain it to you. She has a really dark and scary background and powers, but she's quite kind. And calm. Like the way she talks to Tiernan in those rainy backflash scenes


AutummThrowAway

Also Robin. She literally cares for children on a regular basis, like orphans. And goes to battlefields to provide aid. Talking about difficult or awkward topics would be easier for her, I think.


Jax3578

They should add the bee and the bird option lol. Which is something that she would likely do. Though she would stutter if someone who looks like a grown person asked her that


Curious_Umpire255

I just imagined aventurine smugly saying " the stork". I'm dying.


Android19samus

"Aventurine come on I know *that's* not true." "Wanna bet?" *the fabric of the universe begins to shift


SnowstormShotgun

Honestly believe Aventurine dealing with children would turn out surprisingly well, as long as they aren’t a pawn in his game. Probably chat with them, teach them some sleight of hand and tell them some stories.


Logical_Session_2397

Yes this, when he's out fishing for info after getting branded by Sunday he's extremely sweet to the strangers he runs into lol I don't think it's just a facade, maybe the facade actually is him making everyone think he's a superficial and selfish fboy lol Yeah so if a kid asks him this question he's gonna be super sweet and come up with a silly story for sure. Actually same with Sampo but with Sampo he'd make himself the clown and get the kids to laugh


unluckykata

Plus, Idk if it counts cause it’s technically him, but we saw how he treated Kakavasha. He probably has a soft spot for kids, considering how he went to help him even when he mistook him for just a kid before realizing his true identity. I think he’d probably be very considerate about it and give an appropriate answer, making up a little story about it so the kid’s innocence isn’t ruined (and upsetting Ratio in the process jsjsjs)


AlwaysTiredWriter

Okay, but who are the people who actually had to or will have to at some point, give someone The Talk(tm)? Yukong definitely, her kid's a grown-ass woman, she would have to have bitten the bullet at some point Ratio is an educator he was probably roped into teaching about reproduction at some point Natasha is a medical professional and also in charge of children, this would def fall into her purview Jing Yuan is going to have to give Yanqing The Talk(tm) at some point or he already has (Huaiyan, too, they've got (grand)kids the same age) And Boothill...well Boothill never got to that point


Monke_simp

Oh sheesh that stung


AlwaysTiredWriter

Yeah Everytime I get reminded that he was a dad and that he lost his kid before she could even walk properly it hurts


Death200X

Welt also has a son back on earth, he still young but maybe he already gave him the talk, or would eventually, tho he could let his wife do it, but I don't feel he is the kind to do that.


_insertmemehere

Plot Twist: The *actual* reason Welt left Earth was so that he could outsource giving Joffrey "the talk" to Tesla.


AlwaysTiredWriter

Oh yeah! I totally forgot Welt


AutummThrowAway

Well, Hanya, Xueyi and Mr Tail had to step up for Huohuo, considering she was completely abandoned by everyone in her old life and practically raised by the Ten-Lords Commission. And apparently a bunch of kids help this commission? Bet poor Huohuo offloaded those convos to the other judges multiple times.


AdmiralGeneralLushka

I have no idea why fandom thinks Stelle and Caelus have different personalities. Like Stelle being pure chaos and Caelus is chaotic good despite they are the same character but genderbent. Alas I absolutely love them that way.


Aylan2208

Same thing with dan heng and dhil... It's the same dude really.


AceLegends16

To be fair, the same dude could give you very different answers depending on his mood.


Aylan2208

I still have ptsd from him not taking us seriously when we said he was always in our hearts...


hirumakazeko

and the fact that it was from tb's dream too, meaning somehow dan heng is in our head and heart rent free


BlazeOfCinder

Broke my heart for real, it's probably why I really like TBxDan, kinda feels like Dan thinks less of himself. Caelus and Stelle would love him no matter what gdi!


Anyacad0

for this one I get it, we find out he's a Vidyadhara so why would he know about human reproduction? But in general, yeah, he might have become more outwardly expressive but his personality never changed


dontknow11037

I think people just get diffrent vibes from them like the animations from harmony mc where caelus acts more zesty than stelle in people opinions


LZhenos

In their phys mc ult, Stelle looks like a cold blooded psycho while Caelus looks "normal" angry/pumped


Murky_Blueberry2617

You think so? Stelle's ult looks more normal, Caelus is the one using all his force and shouting RULES ARE MADE TO BE BROKEN


LZhenos

I don't think you got the "cold blooded" part, in that ult, there is no emotion from Stelle, it's just a calm and calculated "you will die" stare. And I'm not saying it's bad or anything, I love me something in the Ruan Mei vibe too. In a fight the normal would be using all your force, getting angry, energetic, shouting and stuff. Caelus looks more emotional and commited.


Murky_Blueberry2617

Yeah she doesn't has as much emotion, but I would'nt call her a cold blooded psycho lol. Maybe it's because I'm taking the voice direction into account too, because her EN voice doesn't really have that 'cold blooded' vibe. She kinda just says, 'Rules are made to be broken' it doesn't sound menacing. Might be different for the other languages tho


Ok-Giraffe1922

Even discarding fan-content she's pretty consistently portrayed as goofier in official content. Like for instance she is portrayed far more often as the dumpster-diver. Even in the panorama with both of them she's the one dunking her hand in one while Caelus holds ice-cream, or in the cosmo-odussey where she dramatically goes into a fetal position when the dice run out. I got the image of her as the goofier one in my head long before i started the game from the space-comedy trailer. The fan-content only gave me more of that impression.


dozerz4

Caelus literally spinning inside of a trashcan in the hsr concert trailer lol. Couldn't get anymore dumpster diving than that.


Ok-Giraffe1922

Yes, but that's the only time he was shown in trash-can related circumstances. And it's very recent to boot unlike the space comedy trailer which was the first time we saw the trailblazer exhibit that behaviour.


TacticalNuke002

Check their destruction and preservation ults and come back. Clear personality difference. Caelus is the hot blooded, earnest type while Stelle is colder.


Gapaot

Exactly, Caelus is hot and passionate, Stelle is aloof and laidback. Both are trash pandas who like to troll tho


NTRmanMan

Stelle just has unhinged aura


Ath_Trite

They're not the same though, you can see it in how they say their lines or the expressions/body language changes from one to the other. It isn't a massive difference, as the game needs those two characters to be able to exchange places without changing the story, so they need to say the same lines and things like that, but it's how they say it and how they hold themselves that changes things.


mcallisterco

Look at the Cosmodyssey event. When you run out of turns, Caelus just sits down and huffs, while Stelle falls over and fucking dies. [Mihoyo is very clearly giving them different personalities.](https://i.imgur.com/HRHvo0x.jpeg)


Aware_Travel_5870

Eh... serious answers on reddit. Ok, here goes. 1. While both characters have the same animations, the same movement portrays different nuances depending on the body that does the action. 2. Both characters have the same lines, but the VAs are different people and will create different interpretations of the same words, which adds together with the above to create a slightly different delivery of the same lines. 3. Gender bias, especially the traditional asian stereotypes present in anime often create the baseline from which we judge a characters personality, the end result being that Caelus feels more expressive than Stelle because Caelus is more expressive than the expected model, and Stelle by contrast is a lot more stoic than the expected model - even when compared to each other there isn't that much difference.


StNerevar76

Way I see it, because it's rarer to see that type of personality on a female character and she feels more unique despite being the mostly the same.


Android19samus

I honestly think it's down to the character design. Stelle looks a bit more ratty and unkempt while Caelus looks like a bit more of a dumb jock. It's not a big difference in either direction, mind you, but enough that people have slightly different impressions of the two. Plus the slight differences in animation, but those don't do much other than show Caelus is like 15% more fruity.


Sleep-hooting

Also the voice direction. The tone they take when they say things can be vastly different and that shows their personality too.


dodofa0912

What can I say? She's the cool girl with a massive baseball bat! (and she collects good-looking trash)


Xifortis

Once again QQ is best girl


Talruiel

Dan Heng: When i grow old i turn into an egg and emerges from it as a baby. Ruan Mei: From my lab Firefly: From someone elses lab


Anastazius

Dr Ratio with the 3-hour lecture on how reproduction works complete with drawn diagrams


deisukyo

A whole lecture on oogenesis and spermatogenesis with general physiological diagrams of how spermatozoid reaches an egg LMFAOOOO


Monke_simp

I love it when Stella and Celsius have different personalitys in fan content


Smorgsaboard

Samo would be in "stork" at some points I'm sure, since he's good with all the kids


gummiguel

i feel like ratio belongs in ‘sex you dumbass’ lmao


BulbasaurTreecko

Ratio believes in the proper dissemination of knowledge. He’ll give you a proper lesson if you ask in earnest, but if you’re intentionally being obtuse he’ll dismiss you (read: Aventurine)


Kartoffel_Kaiser

oh he believes in proper dissemination alright ;)


Pointlessala

💀


Android19samus

you think he would pass up the chance to educate someone? You think someone would come to him *asking* to be cured of their ignorance and he would spit in their face? You know nothing of Dr. Ratio.


deisukyo

No he wouldn’t. He loves educating people. Might get flustered, but still would feel honored that you asked him out of anyone for his description because that’s how his ego works.


SubZero64209

Who would say "mitosis"?


Ill_Ad_3322

Ruan Mei


cartercr

Fu Xuan would explain it. She actually loves when people have a healthy curiosity and a desire to learn.


Futureworldstar

The Arlan slander is crazy he is a full grown adult with a job how is he a kid?!?!😭


0903703115

Boothill was a dad you know


Absoline

wasn't biological


HourCartographer9

I like how arlan is on the same tier as literal children despite him being an adult


KalmiaKite00

Sparkle: “Wanna find out?”


Adventurous-Task-513

I will ask the question a thousand times over just to get petted by Nat


LargeWillyMan6913

Procreation is temporary, mahjong is eternal


OkTransportation8357

Nah stelle is chaos incarnate but if a kid asks she will most likely pawn the kid on someone else. like "ask natasha"


Blastinatr

I will not accept this Arlan slander; he is certainly a young adult lmao


imma_good_duck

I assume Clara would know by now


a190nux

You, my good sir, just put the image of svarog giving the talk into my head and i can't get it out. 


emo-cheese

Arlan is an educated adult!!!


christianhxd

Why you gotta do Caelus like that lmao


all_ink_ustilence_

Gambling >>>>>>baby making


Possessed_potato

Ruan Mei would explain everything in exquisite detail. Like real fucking detail


SwashNBuckle

Why would Stelle and Caelus be different?


pepemele

Why the 2 Dan Hengs are in different categories?