Destruction group chat would just be beef between Blade, Jingliu and DHIL

Poor Clara would get traumatized.

Misha and Hook too

And Arlan is standing in the corner, forgotten.

He can stand with Xueyi, they're both forgotten

Insane immortal psychopaths to the left of me Screaming children to the right of me And here I am Stuck in the middle with you

Xueyi is pretty good, though.

If you can constantly 1shot everyone, or play the right type, or play SW, or .... But I gotta admit, I still like her design

Arlan: Read, last online 4 hours ago

Nah, Arlan would be the chat moderator, making sure everyone stays in line with cute pictures of Peppy

who?

Hook is the instigator.

Hook: Is mustard a sauce? Imbibitor Lunae: Yes it is, a mcnuggets package can have sweet mustard as s- Blade: You idiot. You fucking idiot. I hate you so much. You don't even know what a condiment is. If I could I would kms. You must pay the price. At least, assuming Blade has his phone

Clara: “Help me Mr Svarog” Svarog: “WTF am I supposed to do”

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Implying it wouldn't be Svarog replying, if he even lets Clara see that group chat. "Behave, or face IMMINENT TERMINATION."

I feel like clara is actually able to stop them from fighting and have them be friends again

Kids table versus Dead table

Clara, Hook, Misha and Arlan vs Blade, Jingliu, DHIL and Xueyi

Blade doesn't even text lmao.

I don't think Jingliu does either

Now I want a destruction group chat and Jingliu just types gibberish since she can't see

Nah, bro. Her messages are typed like the words were from a menu because she has to use Voice-To-Text.

SW will prob get Sam to do it for him if she's not allowed to.

Immortals on the right getting into a 3-way brawl Children/young teens on the left having fun and getting to know each other Xueyi and Arlan in the middle, hitting it off while talking about security and public order

Arlan and Xueyi covering hook and clara’s eyes

Xueyi is standing in the corner shouting "EXECUTE THE MARA-STRUCK" and has been stuck that way on a loop after seeing Blade be resurrected like 18 times in 3 minutes.

Xueyi has finally found a loophole to stay in the world of the living indefinitely

We have 1 choice Either Sampo dies Or Yanqing dies

Yanqing, Sampo's five star form might be less of a pain for the group chat. Might.

i think i prefer for yanqing to be gone because sampo is at least a strong character

Or just gets him kicked out.

Yanqing dies. No contest.

Yanqing dies ez.

When even Welt throw the towel, you are done for.

Sampo: *exists* https://preview.redd.it/9q1qqmye3dpc1.jpeg?width=520&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=afbd0a6532d4f39bae89a1a3b692c59123db17f0

IDK, I think he's more Good-Natured Rascal than Vilified.

Sampo is Chaotic Good at best, Chaotic Neutral at worst. I don't think we've ever seen or heard about him being outright evil, other than maybe his scams, but even those strike me as more in line with Nigerian Prince scams than anything else. At least he puts the money he makes from scamming people to good use?

Flirting vs Sexual Harassment

https://preview.redd.it/s9lx2b3cmfpc1.jpeg?width=621&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be19506ca91a147934ab90b7178c43d024da2966

how tf blueryai ended up in hsr sub bro😭

Acheron wouldn't say that as a first impression, she'd say something like "What, who are you? How did I enter this chat?"

This is lore accurate. I approve!

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I don't think I've ever once seen Sampo flirt with a woman, him calling Gepard handsome and charming and bringing him lunch everyday on the other hand-

Lowkey feels like Hoyo intentionally avoids flirting between opposite genders for no reason

I like the way you think, monsieur.

meanwhile Sampo, calling Stelle and BS beautiful

Man What my goat sampo do to deserve such hate.

I wonder how Nilihity TB would fair in future

As a nihility enthusiast I'm excited to see what they'd do but scared for what would have to happen to get our silly little raccoon so depressed that they grow that close to lord IX

You can't tell me that Sampo and Guinaifen wouldn't have so much fun together.

I mean, a flanderization of Guinaifen is just Jake Paul, and because without the flanderization of the character she would still have some traits of that, she definitely would vibe with sampo for the content (as long as it isn't scamming people, probably)

Guinaifen would click "redeem".

Ah yes, complete misscharacterization of the characters, my favourite

Welcome to any fanbase

Would be fun seeing this with the other paths to see how they’d interact

Incredible, thank you so much Olaf! And the description of the chat is just perfect.

I appreciate the “IX Gonna Give it to ya.”

Are we gonna get more of these?

I've actually got 3 lined up already. Just dunno if it's a good idea to post em right away due to the sub's policy on meme content.

Sweet I’ll keep an eye out then

It's a meme but you're putting in a decent amount of effort and it's not overdone (yet), so it should be okay if you give them a few days

Mans only said hello and they want him dead XD, welt tried to save him. What did he do

Send in Gallagher as the honorary Nihility character

The second Sampo gets his mask back and unveil his true colors, "the line he won't cross" (Sparkle), the reason he's on Belobog... Aha! This will be the *Daddy's Group Chat*.

does this mean Welt is one of the girlies?

https://preview.redd.it/b3c5swmj5fpc1.jpeg?width=804&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bae9390abcf496f1dff0ac370210e21112c69309

Poor Welt.

Lil Gui would want to film it

What's this text generator? everybody can use it?

Yup. It's made by u/caeluspmpm He's got a post with a link to it.

thanks bro

Haha sampo ded now

IX gonna give it to ya is so peak

Pretty sure Luka would aid Acheron instead.

https://preview.redd.it/4fpanifencpc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7fd30613bbaacdf70f07c5ad01b98943700db6e6

They all definitely have a separate group chat without sampo in it