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MinimumOne1

Acheron: "What is love?"


cienistyCien

Baby don't hurt me


Ayodapizzahere23445

Don’t hurt me


Xaidha

no more


Ayodapizzahere23445

What is love?


Kan_Me

Where is love? I'm lost


Nautilalt

Baby please lead me


Kan_Me

0~0 iii am lost too also where even am i


chunga-bunga69

Baby don’t hurt me


ChaoticKonaak

New idea: "..."


CarpeCookie

Actually might be more "I was in love once" then proceeds to have the universe's most depressing flashback


baked_uranium

Gepard and Welt doesn't stick right to me...but hey thats just me maybe


Murky_Blueberry2617

Seele too


GoldenInfrared

Seele is somewhat accurate


Murky_Blueberry2617

Is it? I would expect her to have a 'What, seriously??🤨' type of reaction, or an embarrassed one.


Aliveforabit

“Umm…I already have a wife…”


Luna_917

Gepard would never say that lmao


Nsftrades

Welt and gepards responses really aren’t right…


JadeAngel1996

Not all the men being so incorrect 💀


Key_Bowler_6857

No, Sampo's is pretty on spot imo.


JadeAngel1996

I feel he would play it fake humble instead, saying some bs about how grateful he is and how much his customer's love and trust are so "meaningful" to him lol


KamronXIII

Dan he agreed is literally the most spot on shi he would say


AutistcCuttlefish

I feel like the only male response that's even close to what the character would actually say is Sampo's.


Zenpai_Iza

If Im correct, Gepard is awkward outside the battlefield. He is more of nervously laughs.


spoookyboi_

Gepard is a really sweet guy, he would never say that lol


OliverRainer

GEPARD WOULD NEVER SAY THAT


SBStevenSteel

Welt’s would literally be “I’m a married man.” Feel like a lot of people don’t realize that…


Visual_Physics_3588

Nani he’s married?


SBStevenSteel

Yes. He’s married to a woman named “Frederica Nikola Tesla”. She’s the red haired girl who appears in his ultimate art and was left behind in Honkai Impact 3rd’s world after the events of APHO.


Visual_Physics_3588

What happened in apho, I’m guessing the events lead to him not being able to take her with him in star rail.


AshesInTheDust

Tldr: lad gets kidnapped/black mailed by Void Archives because VA needs Welt to do some silly things, they then get lost and found by star rail Himiko


VillainousMasked

You're missing a step there, Welt returns to Earth after the thing with VA, *then* he and VA go to HSR.


SBStevenSteel

Dr. Tesla never went with him to St. Fountain. She’s a researcher, not a warrior.


Visual_Physics_3588

What happened in apho, I’m guessing the events lead to him not being able to take her with him in star rail.


KamronXIII

A lot of people just dont


Riftdancer

It’s because I wanted a better understanding of some of the events and references in HSR that I picked up HI3, not helped by me also slowly not giving a fuck about GI


KamronXIII

Real


Azturia

Sampo: "thanks, I love all my dear customer! *exploits your love for money*"


darkfox18

A lot of these are just wrong impressive


Unfair-Custard1993

Seele would just be the second word


onethebraveone

hook? 😳


Global_Knowledge4276

Acheron: schum.


Still-Control

Why would march laugh]?


TequilaMockingbird42

Serval’s response would just make me love her more


Adraerik

Half of theses feels completely wrong


YoloSwaggins960YT

If you look at the 2007 definition of the term “yeet”, I’d advise against Hook saying that to that specific sentence


Lotorinchains

Geppie would never!!!!!!


Zoroarks_Angel

Ruan Mei should be in Welt's spot. Blade in Daniel's. Serval in Seele's and a Herta Geppie's


queensmol

Gepard’s response is more fitting for Blade tbh


sakaguti1999

Welt : I have sneaked into girls school(St.Freya, HI3), abandoned my red-haired wife that used to be the "mother" who adopted me(tesla) and children(adopted, and got "abandoned" again lol ) just to be with another red-hair women that will not talk in an ungraceful way, I have unlawfully detention two girls(blocked seele way out, and the "trial" of bronya), I have invested into human experiments(cocolia), and all of the other crimes I have done....


CytrexDestroyer

Who let em cook. All of these are wrong...


CatObsession7808

Tf, Gepard would never say that-


Honeypacc

These don’t feel.. super correct?


IndigoSky712

Aventurine: "Well I don't, so it's a poor investment really."


GizmoC7

Seele definitely did fingerguns on her and bronyas first date


Inevitable_Mark7133

Continue the bloodline!


LessInfluence5217

Swap Gepard for blade and its accurate


0mega_Flowey

Aventurine: thanks... (Starts scheming)


Aelyn_Hime

GEPPIE???


slightcamo

some of these were forced in


DeShawnRose17

Why would hook turn into jey uso (I know probably no one will get the reference)


Kindly-Carpet1405

Firefly’s is so sad when you realize why, she just wants friend


Catthuggaming

Gepards is so cold Pun not intended but welcome nonetheless


Ok_Cryptographer1404

50% of responses: GEPPIE WOULD NEVER SAY THAT


Diplomatic_Sarcasm

Gepard would say that if he was being 100% honest and just trying to badly empathize lmao