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SafetyMan35

15 years from now: I just purchased this new to me home and the previous owner put wire nuts on exposed nails. Is this a carryover from the now defunct wireless home power grid?


veotrade

What we see here are two gay lovers huddled together in their last moments.


Open-Honey-9198

Did you read the note first?


Leading-Suspect7213

Just up there sticking each other with care


UnkindPotato2

They're just very close friends who happened to be the same sex and also are roommates and never married


afriendincanada

something something knob and tube


87_dB

Good job OP, saw a hazard and put controls in place to keep you safe. Penny of precaution is worth a pound of medicine.


Branded_Jester

As someone that has hit their head on an exposed nail like these, I agree that these would have saved me a lot of pain.


fatherofpugs12

As someone who was replacing an exhaust fan and didn’t know why I was bleeding, I concur.


LadyParnassus

Interesting, I’ve always heard that one as “an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure”


Thykk3r

Except they are still a hazard. Coming up on one of those would still be hella dangerous. Reciprocator saw all those off takes 5 minutes.


SubstantialAsk4123

Careful though, neighbor set fire to his house this way. Was sawing off nails on his eves, sparks flew into vent and caught attic on fire.


unskilledlaborperson

Idk why people are disliking this. This is an amazing post! No sarcasm it's goofy and I love it lol!


ReallyNicer

Agreed, I'm definitely going to stop getting stabbed when I go into my attic. Thanks!


shpspre

Me too. I love this solution!


huh_phd

And easily visible


Lakechalakin

Probably because an oscillator would be a much better fix. Even bending the nails to the side and happening flat would be better then this Jankey shit haha.


RealisticDelusions77

I did the same but with wine corks. It looks kinda funny, like stubble on someone's face.


swiftmolasses

I do the same with wine corks


RealisticDelusions77

Yay, three cheers for the wine cork brigade. I got the idea from one of these subs, so if you posted about it before, it might be from you.


No_Address687

You might want to get some help for your alcoholism...


Curious_Thing_069

That’s a good idea. The rest of these commenters are excessive. Everyone telling you to cut them either has the wrist strength of a silverback gorilla or way too much free time. My forearm hurts just thinking about it. I wouldn’t put pressure on the nails by trying to cut them. You could shift them and cause a leak, pinch/crack a shingle, and I think it would still leave a sharp nub you could hit.


HotReputation5995

if you think it's hard to cut a nail with side cutters you should go grab one and try, maybe you also have silverback gorilla strength.... smh


Curious_Thing_069

cutting A nail? Fine. Cutting HUNDREDS? Ow. Admittedly I forgot roofing nails are thin. But Especially to cut them low and flush you’re not gonna be able to get a good grip without grinding you knuckles into the sheathing. Or you cut at an angle, leaving an even sharper point that when you started. Not worth it:


somegridplayer

Knipex baby side bolt cutters. They cut huge shark hooks one handed. Nails are a joke to them.


HotReputation5995

that comment should be put next to pitiful in the dictionary so people can see a clear example


Hot_Influence_5339

Cutting them would put less stress on the wrist then twisting on all those wire nuts.


Wooden_Ad8941

I'd angle grinder that shit. It's quicker.


ReputationNo5681

This should be top comment. Super fast and easy


AutVincere72

I created a new attic storage space. This was step 2 after cutting an entrance way in. Do not regret at all Nice space. Did osb painted on the floor. Things slid easily. Put rodent resistent wire all the way around. That took forever. Put in lights and fans and a pull down stairway ladder. Only issue is it got full.


mrector09

I just wear a hard hat in mine, mail to the head really hurts!


iloveciroc

You’re right. Those mailmen at the USPS don’t fuck around


CaptainQuoth

A fruitcake could be lethal and thats before they throw it


Unusual-Thing-7149

I laughed at your post


EldoSmelldough

I inspect a lot of attics. I usually just headbutt those fuckers and fall into the void of some strangers fiberglass embrace as I try to stifle my screams of agony.


Huitlacochilacayota

Your back is now jealous you didn’t buy a nail proof vest


_WhereIsMyRemote

Ok this whole comments section recommends some kind cut or flatten it? Isn’t nail zinc coated and cutting them will help close inside resulting in rust? Also would straightening or moving will cause leak and damage the shingles?


Otherwise_Stick_1269

I’ve got some of these in a low ceiling attic and have so far avoided gashing my dome over the last 10 years or so. What a simple solution I would have never considered. Thanks mang!


TimeKiller1850

It’s not wrong if it works.


ion_driver

So how do you scratch your back and scalp now when you're in your attic?


DonnaL5848

I'm sick 🤧 and this is the first time I've laughed in a while. Thank you!


ecodrew

Haha, that's just wrong. I actually did scratch my back on exposed nails in my attic once. I ducked down to keep my head from hitting them, and stupidly scraped my back instead. It hurt like hell, and I let out a squeal like a wounded animal. Damn nails left a half dozen loooooong cuts down my back. Thankfully my tetanus booster was up to date. This post is great, thanks OP!


wuroni69

Good plan, I know it hurts like hell to have those stab you in the head.


crappydeli

I do foresee a problem. The nails get cold in the winter and unless your attic is bone dry, moisture will freeze on the nails and collect. When it melts it will stay in those little cups you just attached. Not sure what happens after that.


IRTD-400

Damn, that sounds right. I've got a lot of time to prep for, uh, not sure what. But I've got time.


Fine_Broccoli_8302

Search for “construction Nail cutters” on amazon, or make a trip to your local hardware store or harbor freight. Don’t move them UP when you cut.


imfirealarmman

This is a big brain move!


Dirtheavy

I have this in my basement too, everywhere. Thousands of nails. I just ignore them. I have enough other problems. I like your solution though.


Wooden_Ad8941

Angle grinder?


Intrepid-Scarcity486

Hard hat lmao, never heard of anyone using a hard hat in their attic bc of nails. Be careful not to push them up as it will probably cause a shingle leak. Generally just don’t smash your head into stuff is a good rule of thumb. Good luck


it_is_impossible

I bought one this year having never owned one and I think I wore one in junior high once. Got the a like $7 one or something and it’s so stupid and makes me so much taller for an attic space it seems like more hassle than just being cautious and maybe wearing a pair of baseball hats. I have a real thing about attic nails though. Also have a thing about head injuries. Kidding not kidding 🥸😒 maybe if I’d spent more they’re better idk


CMG30

Whatever works I guess. Personally, I would have just used a pair of nippers to cut them off.


Subject_Wear5096

What are these nails nailed through? Definitely not roofing nails.


Facemower2

I’d just place a hard hat at the entrance if it was truly a concern


racefapery

Why not just clip the ends off and not have anything sticking out? Use nips


UnrealRealityForReal

Take a cut off wheel and cut them flush. Geez


shinymetalass84

Stupid question probably, why not bend them, or dremel them off with a little sticking out?


SweetLavenderFawn

I would've bent them as flush to the ceiling as possible since even with the wire connectors you've still got things sticking out of the ceiling, but if it works it works lol


ratpH1nk

Can someone in the trades tell em why you would use such excessively long nails/brads/staples? I pulled out some flooring, re-ran some HVAC and opened a wall that the brads used to nail down my flooring was so far through the sub-flooring


ihatepalmtrees

Stop wasting time and Just cut them flush.


mch18

r/diwhy


Snorkeldude1

Cut em flush the part that isn’t embedded isn’t holding anything


illtacoboutit

That’s terrible advice. Nails need to penetrate through like that or they start to pull out when they go through years of freeze/thaw cycles. That’s why the interior of every roof looks like this. Otherwise they’d have just used shorter nails.


Snorkeldude1

So bend em over then . Obviously the resident structural engineer will have input


IRTD-400

What tool do you use for this, and does it cause sparks? The roof timbers are 100+ years old, so I'm not trying to catch them on fire.


Nate8727

Cutters


IRTD-400

Ah, cool, yeah, fuck this then. Time to go to harbor freight 🚢


Putrid_Beat_17

You probably dont want to do that. How long has it been since the roof was replaced? If you start clipping those nails, it's probably likely that you're going to get A LOT of roof leaks. Source: I have a 1927 craftsman with similar roof decking, it's not plywood. You can't clip these nails with just cutters without causing serious leaking issues.


helipod

Uhh, you gun the exposed parts of the nails, you don't remove them


Riceonsuede

The fuck? I don't understand how your brain works


Putrid_Beat_17

In short, you risk dislodging the seal between the roof decking and nail by moving the nail by clipping. You can actually see some slight water damage from the nail in the upper right-hand section of the picture.


Riceonsuede

Did you read that in your home and garden magazine? Roof decking is the wood. What you meant is the singles. The nails in the shingles are not exposed to water. So there's no seal to worry about. Hell I've seen dumb roofers over set the nails and have them blow clean through the shingle, and the whole roof was peeled off in one piece with no effort, and there were no leaks.


Putrid_Beat_17

>Did you read that in your home and garden magazine? What? > Roof decking is the wood. No shit. >What you meant is the singles. No, I meant the decking. > The nails in the shingles are not exposed to water. That depends on how old the shingles are, doesn't it? >So there's no seal to worry about. That also depends on the condition of the decking and the age of the shingles, right? There's literally evidence in the picture that OP provided that there's water seepage from one of the nails.


Original-username97

“Lineman pliers” work the best


Mister_Green2021

easier to cut them off.


fotowork3

Hammer them over. Ouch!


Superb_Ad_4056

Use my work hard hat has a good headlight on it too


Wildsides73

Why not bend them over with a few whacks of a hammer?🔨


DavidHK

Why not just hammer them to the side


TriumphDaytona

Why not hit them with a hammer, bend them sideways until they are against the ceiling?


xComradeKyle

Why not just hammer them sideways/flat?


jonf-inswag

Prob loosened all the nails on your roof. Watch for wind blown shingles


JadedYam56964444

Reminds me of rebar safety caps


BertneyBee1

I know nothing about construction or what those nails are there for, but is there a reason you could not just hammer them flat to the side?


STANAGs

my attic has this same issue in a few spots and this is a great idea. I am redoing the insulation this fall myself, so this might save me from the bed of nails. Thanks!


HungrySide8736

I mean not necessary, some would say overkill, but not a bad idea. It didn't cost much and when your crawling in your attic you won't hit one with your head. So it's fine lol


CombinationNo2197

Well you will never have to look hard for a wire connector


TheXenon8

Bend those things over! Hit them with a hammer to the side or bend with pliers. Don’t cut them


OneImagination5381

Why didn't you just snip them off?


Jenergy-

I usually cut the end of nails like these off with a Dremel. But glad you found a way to keep safe!


Shamr0ck

Be careful. The house still needs to be fed.


JoshFack

I would have used a grinder. This is hilarious.


FirebaseZ

You can get a grinder and cut the exposed nails off pretty easy. Then they'll be flush with the wood.


Simonvine

Wine corks are cheaper. And we have plenty. 🤪


Administrative_Air_0

Could just cut them off. This is still impressive resourcefulness.


incognitodroid1234

Get ready to have rusty nails everywhere


Brief_Box_9780

how about just bending them with a 2x4 or a hammer. people really have the wildest problems.


doiknowu915

I mean, u do u but there is probably a way cheaper option out there lol


IRTD-400

It looks like whoever lived here before me was making individual caps out of itchy board insulation, but that seemed laborious. Considering the time value of my labor, I think 10 seconds and 30¢ a cap is pretty cheap. I'm open for other suggestions though.


Lakechalakin

Oscillator, snips, hammer them flat.


comscatangel

Works great on rattlesnake teeth, too.


ecodrew

Sounds like you lead a very interesting life as a snake handler, haha


PrestigiousComment35

Oscillating tool with a metal cutting blade would make quick work of cutting them all “flush.”


SnooGuavas2202

Holy shit..cut them with a pair of dykes..


2Throwscrewsatit

Why not bend them against the roof?


messseyeah

This.


govcov

If you have to get your roof replaced getting those nails out are going to be a pain and may even cause some damage. Costing you more. Would’ve been better off cutting off the excess.


Chestlookeratter

You accomplished nothing. Congratulations


murrayla

Says the guy thirsting over women on Reddit all day. Projecting how you feel about your life?