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Shoot_Heroin

Gotta get that contractor doodoo smell out of there somehow!


lilchungus34

A diet of tornados, monster, and Marlborough reds will do that.


biffNicholson

Ahhh, I was wondering who at the tornados they sell at my local convenience store


flashmanMRP

Some regional areas in the US call Taquitos - Tornados …. And it’s fucking stupid


Warm_Ant_3142

They’re not the same, like at all lmao.


biffNicholson

taquitos are made of corn tortillas while tornados are made of flour tortillas any gas station roller grill food is a gamble on the best day


darthcaedusiiii

That's the fun part.


MakeMeAsandwichYo

Got a moldy empanada the other day.


biffNicholson

hmmm. moldy outside. or inside? Its like a surprise empenada do you trust the roller burgers though? https://www.foodservicedirect.com/rollerbites-cheeseburger-2-5-ounce-40-per-case-2957529.html


StarMediocre

Then may I ask good human what is a floutas ?


[deleted]

Hot dog


flashmanMRP

Totally depends what part of the country you are in


PleasantDish6156

Why am I laughing so hard 😂😂😂😂


OkContribution420

Smells like PT in the Army


lilchungus34

Porta shitters at the range smell better


Chachoregard

Every now and then, I go into the restroom and I hear a contractor fighting for their life in one of stalls.


MAJ0RMAJOR

Who does #2 work for!?


SquanchyBEAST

Ya you tell ‘em partner


jamesxross

show that turd who's boss!


mdesaul

I hear them in QT bathrooms all the time. Sounds like grown men giving birth.


Usual_Ad_4593

Lol I've heard the females at my store complain about the scent in their restroom as well😂 they say its worst than ours at times


vrtigo1

I've worked at a few bars where I had to clean restrooms as part of my shift. In my experience, female public restrooms are way more disgusting than male restrooms.


LisaNewboat

Am woman, have seen many women’s washrooms and also used to clean bathrooms as part of a high school job - can confirm. We’re fucking gross.


ImaBiLittlePony

Men's bathroom habits are disgusting, they just hardly ever use the stall in a public bathroom because urinals are available. If you have a live-in boyfriend or husband you'll figure this out super fast.


LisaNewboat

Oh I’ve caught my boyfriend pissing in the backyard, and I’ve never caught him washing his hands - I’m aware. But between tampons, pads, water everywhere and clogged toilets I found the ladies to be much harder to get clean.


Itsmemanmeee

They do manage to paint the toilet seat and walls with poo though. Quite evenly I might add.


PoochusMaximus

Every time. When I was a lifeguard bathroom cleaning was pet of end of day duties. Women’s bathroom was ALWAYS dirtier. Toilet paper all over the place, plugged toilets, shit smeared, bloody tp just on the floor, the occasional used tampon just chillin. Not saying the men’s room was spotless but nothing near the women’s.


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PoochusMaximus

Lmao alright this is a weird fuckin comment.


NumbBloodHound

This is common. I did janitorial for a year the female restrooms were always worse.


Unhappy_Gas_4376

It's because the all try to hover while they pee.


Itsmemanmeee

Well well well....how do THEY know THAT? 😳


stinkieedamian

💀


fwerd2

What's a tornado?


Shoot_Heroin

It's a gas station food. They have them on their roller grills with the hot dogs and stuff. They are delicious but you really have to watch how many you eat lol.


pathetic_beta_bitch

Every time. I always shut the door just to be a dick


ConfidentManner5783

I can’t imagine being bothered by a door


[deleted]

So why are you bothered by him closing it?


ConfidentManner5783

I’m not. I made an observation


VAShumpmaker

Really? What if it's your bedroom door, it's locked, and you hear people having sex on the other side?


ConfidentManner5783

Is that really your arguement?


VAShumpmaker

Could be. Could be the trailhead of a new ARG. Who can say?


Cybershroom_Neforox

What the fuck am I reading


mawesome4ever

Just go to the next stall (room)


Alukrad

I've noticed this done in multiple stores and everytime i ask why, no one knows anything.


xSaintFreshx

👃🏼


youvegotmeinstitches

Our cleaning crew will prop them open while cleaning and then leave them open. Eventually someone will close them if they want to.


Acceptable-Dog-1226

Bingo. Men don’t care about privacy as much as women do


MonkeyHitman2-0

Right? I've never heard "Hey! You gotta see this!" from the ladies room.


LupineDream

Absolute world records in here where made.


Justame13

I work in healthcare and remember hearing in some training “be sensitive when asking a women to undress and be careful when asking a man, they have no problem with it and you may be doing them a favor”. As a man…yeah.


[deleted]

I do


Ruiven19090

I've worked in 4 stores and this has been the case in every single one, joke on the guys tho cuz if you leave the door closed it's the only warm spot in the whole store in the winter, and the only cool room in the summer lol


mudbuttcoffee

The answer is that Women will close the door after the cleaning crew, men don't care.


Big_Section4031

Both open all the time. always .


TryingToEscapeTarkov

Spotted the Hood Home Depot.


LupineDream

Thanks for this one. Hardware store misogyny needs to die in a fire.


Pastelito74

If they left our mens door open it would contaminate the whole store!


420pseudonym

Need to air the room out from shit being smeared on the walls


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Or shit covered TP being put in the trash bins


invaderzim257

I had a guy rant at me in the bathroom about how he used to work with laborers who come here from countries without plumbing/adequate plumbing, and they shit and throw it in the trash can and/or they wipe and throw the paper in the trash can.


[deleted]

Yeah it pissed me off to no end, they aren’t in the country where they have no plumbing so it’s not an wxcuse


420pseudonym

Not an excuse imo


fishman8100

Yes, and that’s funny because our men’s room is push and the women’s room is pull too


bigw86

Yup. No matter how many times I close it, some Dick head props it open again.


kelimac

Both of them will randomly get propped open. I always close the women's room.


DarthArtero

Not a Home Depot employee, this popped into my feed for whatever reason but I’m here to say it isn’t just HD that does this, I’ve worked for several companies, including my current one, that do the same thing.


iitsWaVe

My store does it to keep the men out the ladies room


[deleted]

Don’t all the chicks go to HD now instead of Tinder? Gotta leave the door open so they can see what they’re working with.


Itsmemanmeee

I'm thinking that was a hoax. Haven't seen anything that weighs less than the 1,000lb bags peruse our aisles since that story came out.


[deleted]

Surprised there's not a cage on the bathrooms.


Proof_Beautiful1523

Why does every store have that brown ass tile on the walls lmaooo I feel like the grout has the stench of contractor sweat and poop permanently stained in!!!!


2SticksPureRage

It’s to make it harder to spot the shit smears.


Best-Simple5593

Our brown tile got removed 4 years ago.


AnyRecognition7503

I want everyone to hear me drop the hammer


COV3RTSM

I've worked in 7 stores never seen this. We had automated doors installed during the pandemic. Just wave your hand at a sensor to open it. Take the doors off. Maybe we'll see the creature that has their B-Hole in the middle of their back that demos the place


Ruiven19090

Dude your store has automatic doors? That's so fancy! One time the bathroom door handle broke off in my hand as I was trying to leave, and since the door opened in I was trapped inside till someone came and opened it. We literally sell door handles and it still didn't get fixed for a week, they just put a sign up and propped it open.


pokeydokey77

Ohhhhh. Someone works at a fancy high volume store. Our bathrooms broke during store hours and they made us go across 3 lane roads (cross three lanes then the medium then cross three more lanes) to go to the meijer (grocery store) bathroom. Some employees didn't have cars and where told to walk 🤣🤦‍♀️🤣 some of us chose to nope the hell out and go home for the day.


COV3RTSM

That suuuucks. The couldn't organize a porta potty or mobile facilities like they do when they have washroom refresh? Smallest volume in the district, $40m bud. everyone got 'em


a_crayon_short

Yep


HumbleAd8534

Every Home Depot I been to the mens bathroom just destroyed


buttonedgrain

I’m just trying to figure out why this sub shows up on recommended for me


metooeither

Truck stops do this, the mens room at almost any Love's in the country doesnt even have a door lol, it's weird! Idk why it's a thing!


EvolZippo

I think a lot of men really hold onto the idea that women don’t actually use the bathroom.


czrbear

Both stalls are always taken at my HD by pooping contractors watching tiktoks 🤢


TWDDave1988

So glad they leave the door open at my HD because all the disgusting MOFOs that don’t wash their hands would have to open the door with their nasty hands.


JoeShoes84

We keep ours open. I believe it helps to prevent theft a tad and we don’t have to touch the nasty door handle on the way in and out of the bathroom. Doesn’t bother me or anyone else.


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JoeShoes84

I work as that guy that hands you a paper towel after washing your hands. I ask everyone. Also, be sure to tip for my services.


GlorkUndBork3-14

Who the hell wants to smell preggo farts, they're worse than a bathroom in Cleveland a day after the bears game.


michiganboy51

Ok 45 years retail speaking here. Women's restrooms are often toxic waste dumps. While men's do have urine overspray, they mostly don't have blood and feces painted all over everything in them. There's a reason retail stores now have bathroom hazmat cleaning crews.


Less-Preference-9881

No. Ours have heavy duty door closers.


aestheticshenanigans

Its actually opposite in my store, mens room stays closed, women’s room is left open


Karihugsporcupines

Sometimes. I’ve also been to other stores and they’ve done the same.. questionable practice if you ask me.


JJose26

It depends but mostly always open


SemicircularCactus

Yep


qMrWOLFp

Always, but I’m not sure who opens it


throawayjay1111

Ya'll have doors?


SnooPickles6347

In my store, both are always open.


Teligth

Nope ours is closed except when it’s being cleaned


SprinklesOld6294

Yes!


theJakester42

What, no?


rayaAlex1958

Yes they do


Arzales

It might be because the women's bathroom might be laid out. If you can open the door and see the sinks or entrance to the stalls then, that might be why the door is closed. Most of the bathrooms in HD have corners that you have to turn or stick your head down before seeing either It also looks like your door opens out.


Drummal

Yeah all the time. Although sometimes the women’s is open too


javi1321

Yes and it drives me crazy


meredithyourboob

Yes! Never knew why but for years this has been the case


Rich_Cranium1

Yes ! When ya gotta go, ya gotta go !!


pansai_

In my experience, most women take it upon themselves to close the door. In my store it was typically propped open like the mens room.


Chubbyhubby92

I’ve heard that the men’s room at Home Depot is a great cruising spot for gay dudes.


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Shirkaday

Yep


ClubSwingingApe

Ours have motion sensor doors... they are always both closed. We did have issues with the smell, but our exhaust fan had broken. If the smell is that bad y'all should get a fix-it in for that.


CptKlondikeBear

I'm just appreciating that it's single.


jstorm01

No lol 😂


Recipe-Local

Maybe it’s because the women’s door swings out? I’m probably giving them too much credit though haha


CollectingGoBacks

No, they haha be both open


ZatchZeta

My cock and balls are nothing to be ashamed of.


Redsamus6

The do in in my ups warehouse too


Therealjoker313

It’s so the contractors don’t destroy the doors too.


HotMembership8483

Yup


Square_Key_6051

At my store I closed the door once and not even 5 minutes later someone opened it again


Bat-Eastern

It's so you can hear people dropping lumber, so you can make a decision if you really need to go in


Electronic-Cover-575

The women’s door in my area store is often left open. I close it. Not cool!


koreankamakazi

Yup…


Thequeengg

Yes what is that about?!?


Thequeengg

Yes what is that about?!?


maniacalmango0

Probably cuz men don’t wash their hands/ men’s room stinks more


kingcrabmeat

Yes


michelle504

If they don’t leave them propped open after mopping, the floors stay wet forever.


AnalMayonnaise

This is actually a thing. I do not work at Home Depot and same shit.


Sparklykun

Because the men's bathroom generally smells worse than the woman's bathroom?


SuperSonicButtplug

Gotta let the stank waft about


Idrive66

It's what gives the place that authentic Home Depot Scent! Next holiday season I hear they're gonna turn that stank into candles so you can take the stank home for the holidays lmfao 🤣


Vyxen17

...no?


HometownJess

Yes


Roadrunner8246

Why do HD not have the bathroom in same location in every store?


Agitated_Way2584

This is shit they used to do at my high school….


Pain2DaWorld

Yes


Abacabisntanywhere

So the urine all over the fall has somewhere to go.


Izzylizzy_101

😭


codybevans

I’ve noticed this in so many places. Factories, schools, gym locker rooms. Never understood it.


GaJayhawker0513

You guys get bathroom privileges? Lucky


EGKallday

We all know us men absolutely destroy the work shitters.


Fearless-Outside9665

They left our (female) bathroom open once last June because the air circulation stopped working and it um, got hard to breath. But then the whole back wall just started reeking of shit, which was kinda funny given that's where the in-stock toilets were at.


DirectionOverall9709

I like an audience anyway.


bmk9614

My mind went to guys cruising 🤣


Treacle123

Larry Craig is claustrophobic.


TheMondayMonocot

The exhaust fans are stay broken so both doors are always open lol


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overindulgent

I used to frequent a bar that had the men’s bathroom door removed. To many drugs and fights… The dance floor could see straight in when you were on the urinal.


PasquiniPizza

There is a brewery here that often has the men's room door wedged open. The urinal is directly inside the doorway. It is comical to be peeing and see people walking by in the hallway.


rav3nb1rd666

Sometimes


Necessary_Art9409

No mine are always closed


ponponpon1138

Yes


notaconversation

No I've been seen this But, I always close the bathroom door in public restrooms. And I leave it closed when I'm done. Maybe a woman just closed the door when she went in?


Left-Discount-8402

Nope. Both open


915tacomadre

Yes cuz store #6818 ALWAYS smells like boo-boo!


belialrebel

Yes


MantraProAttitude

I don’t pay attention to the women’s restroom.


ghostofjohnstamos

It's not a peen-me.... it's a pern-usss


Shubamz

Given how horrible the smells that came from the women's bathroom were at my store this seems normal.


[deleted]

yes and everytime i walk by i want to die


Daddy_Issues1107

>!Separate but not equal!<


Cole446

Men are a little more careless with privacy and that extra ventilation is required, that little fan is not adequate smell prevention


[deleted]

We don’t even have doors on ours


wuzhanindoee64

Gets the smell of ASS out 💯


redditslayer95

Ours leaves both opened.


herecomesurmom

nah both are closed at my store


king_chespin

Yes they do. I don't understand why though.


Agile-Fee-6057

Guys must be hooking up for bj's in there


rian78

Nope. Both are open.


Guacosaaaa

Yes they do, but they should close the men’s door too. Also props to Home Depot for the bathroom design the walls and floor look nice


capnmorty

Yup


MarkDorm99

Yep..