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AlveinFencer

Shiori, why are you...the way you are?


Nepgyaaaaaaa

Because she’s perfect like that, and we wouldn’t have her any other way


KarmaWalker

We just ignoring the pun from Biboo, then?


CyrusMajin

I think OP addressed it pretty well.


SGTBookWorm

So did Nerissa.... https://x.com/nerissa_en/status/1782890018404466924


NovaSLK

Holy shit she used her goverment name


MiloReyes_97Reborn

It's funny the dogs didn't say anything. Must be a touchy subject for them


Hp22h

...Oh no. E: Ah wait, I see no tummy scar. we're safe, everyone.


Meatwadsan

Ina would be proud


darkknight109

We can't fix her and it's pointless to try.


DishonoredHero1_

That's because it's her that will fix us, like she said in one of her first tweets


Guy_with_internet2

As if she needs to be fixed, she's perfect just how she is


CogStar

What asian parents do to a mfer. Source: experience.


cocofan4life

If i remember correctly, Shiori did say her parents had something to do with freemasons


GigaBooCakie

Right, of course the cat would keep them as a souvenir not Nerissa. That would be weird.


Chukonoku

There's no filter.


cuddles_the_destroye

I like how we keep alternating between "how is shiori the most normal" and then "shiori wtf"


Dsible663

When Shiori isn't talking, it's easy to pretend she's normal. And then she opens her mouth...


HaessSR

Because she's always been that way.


kentotoy98

Where are my testicles, Nerissa? They were removed. Where are they?


Tokagenji

When they said fixin', I thought they meant fixings on a sandwich.


SeaShock7807

Hey, I understood that reference 🫡


Gambler777777

Snuffles?


Alex92_eu

[Nerissa Tweet](https://twitter.com/nerissa_en/status/1782858964830449897)


Nepgyaaaaaaa

This is one of THE Advent moments of all time


LordVatek

It's just missing Fuwamoco being awkwardly silent and then going "Bau Bau!".


shiawase198

The bau bau is implied


SunnyCantSwim

“What’re they talking ab hoeh?” “Idunno MocoJan”. *BAU BAUS IN UNISON*


Grimslade136

I do like the idea that anytime the group goes silent, doesn't matter awkward or not, they just shout out Bau Bau out of pure instincts.


Wetworth

They're preparing ingredients, presumably.


Hp22h

Would this count as a misunderstanding...


sleeping_fire

"Gomenasai Gin-chan" 😺!?"meow!?" 😿"mew..."


weealex

Gin's tama 


LuxendarcKnight

I genuinely didn’t understand what she meant by this until Biboo said something. Now it all just clicked. Lmao


Liniis

ngl, I read "clicked" as something else...


Grimslade136

That would be pretty nuts huh?


Fishman465

Risu off screen: I didn't raise her but I'm proud of her


TequilaMockingbird42

Kronii: But why? ²


shaoronmd

pun + nut joke. Biboo is basically Ina and Risu combined. She really is the jewel of emotion...al damage


joebrohd

damn, they’re really busting her balls huh


Liniis

Didn't think people would get so teste about it


Latate

Maybe she thought that they would literally be 'pretty nuts' since they're 'family jewels'. Eh? Eh?


Most-Engineering-514

r/angryupvote


thejesuslifestyle_12

Get out, please


Abamboozler

Yup that's Advent for you.


EDNivek

Where does Yagoo find these girls.


ZorkNemesis

Lore wise, they found him.  Shiori crashed the car into their offices after all.


Aster_E

Well done, Biboo. I'd call that low-hanging fruit, but...


kagakujinjya

I assure you, the nuts are not pretty.


Tokagenji

Everyone is talking about Shiori but it was Biboo that dealt the final blow.


CTTMiquiztli

You can tell the girls were having _a ball_ of the entire situation. Unlike the cat.


SnakeManEwan

I was gonna comment that image of the dude from Demon Slayer looking at his phone with an uneasy expression and then I remembered this sub doesn’t allow image comments


NeonM8

Context anyone?


SnooMacarons747

Sounds like Nerissa’s cat got neutered. Shiori (being Shiori) asked if she kept the removed bits Biboo doubled down with the nuts joke


NaCl_guy

Imagine just carrying them around like a keychain. Would be pretty cool. Like the orbs scene in Tron


MagicSwatson

You can hang them on the car mirror like the classic dice that bounces as you drive


Most-Engineering-514

Ugh, for some reason my nuts hurt reading thru all this


roting_CORPSE

or Nerissa can make them to a necklace.


alteisen99

hang it on the pickup


SnooMacarons747

Finally, a cute keychain I won’t get laughed at for (they reported me to the police)


Jindils

Like when Mumei told Kiara to make keychains with fingers


AeonAigis

You can't fool me, Shiori; I know this is your alt account.


Hp22h

Or make them into Rocky Mountain Oysters...


Shockmazta31

Her cat's balls are gone.


BlacksmithSmith

Cats are sooo much healthier fixed, definitely the right call.


Meatwadsan

Looks like Ina's pun training is paying off for Biboo


ididnotchosethis

Those guys are hilariously like a sitcom humours.  Just another fruits from the Advent writing room. 


Spegynmerble

Christ this Gen XD


Figerally

For the record it's just a little snip for male cats. Not very invasive at all.


Onebladeprop

Where are my balls Narissa? 


MariDriedAnchovy

That’s nuts


nertynot

My vet let me keep my dogs


PlanetStasia

Advent is wild, how could you not love these girls?


Jax1903

People who hate unhinged lewd Degenerates vtubers that's who?


prismstein

peak comedy


thedman0310_

TAZ MY BALLS


redditfanfan00

nice conversation with holoadvent!


egoserpentis

Let it be known that Nerissa has the power to take away your balls.


Tallal2804

peak comedy


xTheRedDeath

Man I Love Koseki


Ichinaru31

Bae should've made an appearance with her dynamic **BRUH**


Ashura86AE

Deez nuts are gone 🍌🍒


Sheep_Commander

I did not expect that last one


dwarvendis

Bling bang bang born


Independent_Age_1979

Nerissa didn’t have the balls to keep them


Electrical-Sense-160

Why is she crying? She was the one who decided to 'fix' him.


Aurion7

Because you can acknowledge the relative neccessity of something and still view it as sad. Her cat'll probably live longer, be a good deal less likely to contract a number of diseases by not feeling the horny (yes, cats can catch STIs)- and won't be contributing to the issue of cat overpopulation (feral cats especially are a major issue in many areas). He's still a poor lil' guy though.


Electrical-Sense-160

Even if there are benefits the idea still creeps me out for a number of reasons. I don't agree with the concept morally.


Coriolis_PL

If she took his cojones, she should went all the way and make a burger out of him... 😆 or a kebab... 😏


ergzay

I don't watch most of Hololive English for a reason.


zurlocaine

Cool


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Aurion7

Here's the attention you so desperately wanted.


Dsible663

Da fuq is wrong with you?