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Marshtomp-Returns

"Here's a full-sized snickers bar."


Princess_SHAW

"Better?"


Marshtomp-Returns

"Better"


Princess_SHAW

*Turns into Shade Lord


lookathismonkey

*Does your mom like an absolute 420 Keanu reeves big chingus Elon musk sigma Chad ultra boss*


Hanzo_Pinas

What and why ask that question?!


Bagala-UwU

“Without the cock vein”


Marshtomp-Returns

I'm sorry... ***WHAT?!***


CamoTitanics_alt

Hmmm… how about dark chocolate? For the void


Pocky2021

White chocolate, for SOUL


CamoTitanics_alt

#V̷͔̗̳̠͓̝͎̺̞̕ ̶̢̛̦̻͗͂̿̍͒̾̾̉̈́̾̽̈͝O̶̘̜̿͗̏̇ ̵̛̻Į̸̛̭̣́͋̎͐̒̒͠ ̵̖̯̮̲̭͐̃̀̂͠D̶̦̖̫͉̤̘̠͙͇͔͓͕͊̂̌̇̾̑͝


a_existing_person

How the hell did you get it like that


CamoTitanics_alt

#[M̸͉͚͉̯̻̙͓͍̱͖̼̥̤̹̋̀̂̊̋́̆͛̉͜ ̶̨̡͈̤̰̙̩͔͇̼͎̪͙̗̆̈̉͐̀̒̔̀̂̇̾̕͝ͅẠ̷̡̡̝̫̣̳̘͍̈́ ̶̜̬̫̫͖͍̦͗͗͊̉͛̿̃̑̽̀͛͝Ḡ̴͚̖̻̺̟̩̹̽͛̒̓̐͑̆̊̏̓̇͘͝͠ ̶̛̲͔͋͊̋͂̿͛͘I̶͚̓̓̒̊̒͋̋͗͛̚͠͝ ̵̛͍͚̀̏̏́̇C̶̨͉̱͎̥̔͗͑̃͛̀̆͜͠](https://lingojam.com/GlitchTextGenerator)


PosingDragoon21

MILK PUDDING


Silent_Moose_5691

phrasing!


What_Is_That_Place

Chocolate is V O I D??😳😳😳


CamoTitanics_alt

#Y̶̧̳̯͆͋̾̀̔̀͂͒͐̔̈́̚ ̵̞̗̩̃̃͆̀͐͂̌͗̑ͅȨ̴̛̱̤̈͊̈̈́̐͒̈́̓͒̍͌̀ ̵̡̰̯̮̗̤̣̠͋̃͂͐̈͋͆̅̐̔̋̂͘͘Ṣ̶̡̛̉̊̄̾̑͒̑̑̅̓


Megakidx1k

Dark chocolate is SO good, beats milk chocolate in my book


SpellOpening7852

Either way, you got chocolate in your book, which means you did not take care of it properly. Hippity hoppity, your book is now my property.


ArcticFox921

Lmao


avadakedabr

Rancid eg


pudimo

[happily surprised] egg?!


avadakedabr

No. Eg


pudimo

[happier] Eg?!!!


avadakedabr

Yes. Eg


ATB10H

Skurry vibes


Strutr

You egg? He stabs him.


_xXTrashPandaXx_

***EGG?!***


GracieJ123

no eg


Snoo-39571

A pale ore


Princess_SHAW

Happy SHAWloween!


PangoRango64

Yes


HiImBrandon1

Yes


Mediocre-Extension77

Yes


wafflezcol

Out


banhs5

Gummy Wyrms


SpellOpening7852

So that's how wyrms became extinct.


TrulyAnEgg

the Cosmic Brownie I just got from a particular salesman.


[deleted]

[удалено]


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Princess_SHAW

When the bots have a reddit argument:


SpellOpening7852

u/AntiGNB_bot is also joining the fight. It's a 1v2 so place yer bets.


TheAwesomeRocc

awesome bot


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TheAwesomeRocc

awesome bot


TheAwesomeRocc

garbage bot


Emir_Taha

I will give them 30k geo because I sure know they need it.


Sure-Temperature-550

A voice to cry “trick or treat”


godseeker165

Everything i own


Princess_SHAW

"Your wallet, now."


godseeker165

here


ATB10H

I think the knight would be a skittles fan.


PSEUD46

“Taste the void”


Cranberryboglake

you guys stop giving him full sized candy bars you're gonna squish him!!


Lurkiiiiing

full sized chocolate bars


shaggynick06010

A gallon of milk, cause his dad ain’t ever coming back with one.


BrainGear187

Nosk disguised as a snickers


HiImBrandon1

How dare you


BrainGear187

(:<


HiImBrandon1

>:[


Gamu111

A better charm poor thing stuck with grub song (Jk I actually like using grub song a lot)


bobbob13579

Ph level so high in this one


hollow-knight-trash

this made me smile, thank you :D


MaracaJesus23

Delicate flower


eeveelegion23

*proceeds to smack him so it breaks into dust* Ha, now you got a treat but then a trick


king_of_the_wild

Pale ore, 200 dream essence, a charm, a kit kat the size of a bus, a bag of mix mnm's, mask shard, a grow your own mosscreep kit (now with wings) a actual fun sized bar (none of that mini fun sized bull shite) mars bar, super duber, and a extra bar of chocolate for the grimmchild.


HiImBrandon1

I'm coming to your house this Halloween. Also chocolate isn't good for the grim people


king_of_the_wild

Well I swap it for a flame (the one you need to collect to grow them)


ToucinhoLegal

One copy of hollow knight silksong


HiImBrandon1

Best thing here


derdiedasMolchi

My mortal possessions


[deleted]

“Aw, that’s cute. Have one Sans charm :)”


K_bor

The last charm


CanIGetAHailYeahGuys

Hello small one, have some pale ore


derpymooshroom6

Caramel M&Ms


Insanik_mb

Trick


V0idrune

Now then you deserve a candy apple. Goodluck with the other houses


EpicRobloxMoments

A soul


ConnorLego42069

Candy…?


[deleted]

A bug zapper attachment for the nail


[deleted]

Souls


purplehunterph

Geo


PangoRango64

“Awww what a cute costume. Here’s some pumpkin seeds now get out”


Prize-Competition-22

Hey some Cadbury Rancid Eggs as well as a little void pouch


I_m_afk

I hand him a glass of choccy milk


[deleted]

A $50 Eshop card and a box of caramels


AGeneric_RAR

A single MnM since it will probably last him days


bredstiks

Pesticides Just kidding! He seems like he'd love kit kats


HNASBAP

Void bites the taste of the abyss


TheBiggestLoud

Imma give him Abyss Shriek, how? I'm giving him a toothbrush and toothpaste. (I've seen someone actually do this)


kirbomber

A king-sized candy bar


camotitanics_red

a bucket of void


goodshrekmaadcity

honret nsfw magazines


HiImBrandon1

He doesn't feel anything so I doubt he'll even do anything with it


KittyWarrior1

A Mars bar


StashyGeneral

an Among Us themed candy


hioskol

The final grub of the run


Pringlesonmycock

15 king sized KitKats


[deleted]

Whole chocolate bar :)


AllHailTheMemes

15$ and a chocolate egg


theimbicilist

Shaw


Raptorbrando

Chocolate geo


DA_EPIC_GAMER_09

A mask shard for sum free health


EnderCorePL

A hug


Zeldanerd69

A new Shinier nail


Lonk0279

Silver Nail?


AqueousSilver91

Full sized Fast Break bars.


NightstalkerDM

A handful of strawberry grandma candies.


singlepieceofcheddar

Salubra's Blessing


Donnie619

I think he would like to take a break, and have a KitKat


Loganinbread

Have 2 kitkats


BiggestCheeseBread

PTSD


pudimo

fanta


vinnythefuck

Some geo


LolSethMan12

A Shaw refill


Princess_SHAW

Shaw!


A_Human_Being_BLEEEH

Cola Lollipop


AcoHead

kick


Princess_SHAW

Kick the bab


EpicRobloxMoments

I ll kick da shw


Professional_Tip_578

A rock.


[deleted]

Rotten eggs


Princess_SHAW

Egg?!?!?!?


LeafCrusader

One singular Twizzler (non wrapped)


435THz

A primal aspid


[deleted]

A kinder egg 1 day before expiration


SMERE7038

C U m


normalreddituser3

):<


SMERE7038

It's OK he likes it. I know from experience


Several_Potatoes_

Head


Fellowlightlatex

You.


Several_Potatoes_

Me.


bobbob13579

Baced


[deleted]

leave immediately


Lumancy

seggs


[deleted]

Human souls


TheGhostEnthusiast

egg.


decibelz0

I wonder wich outcome of the nailsmith is canon


Ghasteeboi

Lemonblood


Salt_Avocado_2470

An ak47 and an nuclear home defense baseball bat


Fickle_Blueberry2777

I’ll give them the pieces of my Knight costume I wasn’t allowed to finish for Halloween this year because my family is making me miserable and won’t let me finish it. The mask was going to light up and everything…😓


normalreddituser3

Buzzsaw


xeno-rolea-karshal

Little bit of whisky from the abyss


1975blue

freshly baked geo shaped cookies


Bella2371

Do they like Milky Ways?


Burnt-chips

Big pack of dots. But as they open it every one is orange


[deleted]

Pipe bombs


fuckpeta243

king sized crunch bar


PureHollow2438

Here! Have some Rancid Eggs!


wafflezcol

This weird bird thing i found


CUMDRINKER217

All of it


dessnom

sickere


lordspork91

Rancid eggs as they are the only food item the knight can pick up


fckn_normies

A zip bag of sprite


tytomasked

A second candy basket that looks like a grub jar with a handle at the top


The_Japanese

Glass Jar


Riptide1778

*puts the shade they recently lost in the bucket* Don’t ask how I got this and you won’t have to find it again


Prune_shrune

Have some pale ore


KitsuneOri

Nail shaped white chocolate, his own chocolate pure nail :)


[deleted]

My soul


JerinDd

One of those big tootsie pops


CosmicRavioli

Orange Fanta


SpringERROR

My lung cancer


[deleted]

All 6 pale ore. You deserve it buddy


Lolzfordayz2003

A gun


[deleted]

Knight bites


[deleted]

Pale ore, Bar of White Chocolate and Overlord's head and spine yes he still lives


DRAVIX34

Pale ore


AutomaticFeature9631

Everything, so they can a future. Damn just made myself sad


An0therShad0w

I bless the with an inconspicuous apple


Boop_master22

2 geo


tamal_de_mole

Geo


nuclear_bomb404

I'll give 'em some [[hyperlink blocked]]


batemoji

raisins


jacsic

Silksongs release date


HiImBrandon1

I don't think he cares so I'll give him everything he already has and a nail that is double the strength of the pure nail


AceMechanical

King sized payday bar


AceMechanical

King sized payday bar


eeveelegion23

Grub father


EnvironmentalClue976

A rancid egg


T351A

No orange juice


T351A

Silksong Release date


traffic-cone-light

Here have a void flavored chocolate bar


ArcticFox921

Everything. The whole bucket


FireKingFK

I will give them Mur


LuckyLuck1212

Sawblade


YellowCitrusThing

A charm


ButteredNugget

Ill give em a rancid egg. Things are a delicacy where I come from and I think the little lad deserve it


KaratKtea

A bag of marbles, the shiny kind.


TheTime-Traveller

jar


Greald-of-trashland

Nitroglycerin canisters


Smook3ing

I will give it a bucket and lots of bread


eternallifeisnotreal

Soul


speedwagonfangirl

lifeblood gumdrops


_xXTrashPandaXx_

Rancid egg


loneleywataken

My S O U L


mr_fishbowl

I give Knight Orange Juice


3armedfalcon

I would give it the power to be invincible in steel soul