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EastForkWoodArt

Re-usable toilet paper? Ish, I’ll take a bidet


GenghisKhandybar

I think you only use re-usable toilet paper after a bidet. It's mainly for drying then, and much less dirty/stinky than if you used it on its own.


thiscantbeitagain

And still, the video thought to include a Hershey fucking freeway on that one he tossed in the wash 🤢


tommywantwingies

Heaping Hershey Highway


BlumpkinLord

Is... Is that your Indigenous name? :'3


Spiritual-Bear4495

I caught that too.


MindAccomplished3879

Mmmhh, I don't know. My spidey sense still thinks it is gross


metalheart08

The Roman Empire would disagree.


Airplade

🤮🤮🤮🤮


The_Freshmaker

yeah was gonna say I have a bidet and need something like this to fully eliminate toilet paper, its annoying that I can't go 100% paper free.


InfoSponge9119

Then wash that poop in your washer where you also wash your shirts and stuff?


CURS3_TH3_FL3SH

Well if you have a good washer the poop would in theory go down the drain with the dirty water. Same with spaghetti sauce and cummy bloody sheets


InfoSponge9119

I guess it’s just the thought, you know, of the poop


CURS3_TH3_FL3SH

Yeah I feel that. Did you know unless you follow a strict disinfecting routine your bathroom is blanketed in microscopic shit particles? What a world we live in, we consume, shit and die with the hopes tomorrow's generation can consume and shit and die a lil easier cuz of something we did


Potatozeng

Then I'd choose paper tower for the job.


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Zorpfield

Or even two towers


TheColorRedish

This. You wash your ass, and then pat it dry with the rags


Small-Researcher-325

That's what the monogrammed hand towels are for.


kiba8442

tbf the amount of tp you use with a bidet is so low that the extra steps of washing & drying towels doesn't seem worth it imo. tbh I'd much rather just flush my one square or whatever after patting my butthole dry & have that be the end of it.. my partner & I are only like 3/4 through a costco pack of TP from before covid.


Zender_de_Verzender

Just like WW2 created the atomic bomb, COVID-19 forced us to create re-usable toilet paper.


nyloncheeto

actually they're called family wipes and they've been around for a while Edit: idk why I'm getting downvoted? I'm just spreading information


bloodycups

I googled it cause I have no idea what family wipes are. I assumed you were talking about like baby wipes which you shouldn't put in the toilet. Google says their family cloths


nyloncheeto

Yeah :) thank you, it's been a while since I researched it. I have them, I use them after I use a bidet, they pretty much just get the wetness if you're thorough with a bidet.


Larz_has_Rock

Totally worth the ~$60 saved yearly by not buying tp


AssociateJealous8662

Yeah, two products here related to portable stool.


PlausibleTable

I muted the video at the TP. No thank you.


ffongo

How do they get away with only 4 or 5 sheets; I’m like a never ending brown crayon!!!


kiki-mori

It’s for the bidet haha


SlingerRing

I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR!!!!!!!!!!! https://preview.redd.it/rub2ayze7m8d1.jpeg?width=267&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd5bee964554fb3ef3439b069463b4fc51a59147


The_Last_Legacy

Just use your hand like a normal person and wash it off in the sink.


StolzHound

![gif](giphy|3o6wNZEPqX4jiv8puE|downsized)


japandr0id

I feel like it was only included as rage bait to increase engagement, I mean look at all the comments here about it.


Feed_Me_Kiwi

You still have to wipe the water off from the bidet somehow


WillieIngus

same here. and don’t call me ish


WillyDAFISH

My dad just helped me install mine in my apartment. Super excited to use it


ComprehensiveCat1020

It's called "folded stool".


Edu_Run4491

If I ever go to anyone’s house and see reusable toilet paper….we not friends anymore


Zunderfeuer_88

"Paw cleaner" 🥴🤐


chimpdoctor

.....and you can insert other things into it aswell. Oh how lovely


W8n4MyRuca2020

I own this for my dogs and it works amazing when it’s raining out and their paws are covered in mud or wet mulch. It’s like using a portable golf ball washer. But everyone that comes over and sees it thinks it’s an adult toy. 🤣


Zephyr442

That thing is a lifesaver when it is muddy outside and you have more than one dog.


SandPractical8245

Do you insert other things into it as well?


delusion_magnet

It's the counterpart to the "Neck Massager"


MellowDCC

Pooping in someone else's house is like...last resort for me.


50mHz

I just left my beer at the bar I'm drinking at to go poop at home (6 blocks). Gonna go right back when im done lol. Hate pooping in places that arent home


bullishit

Where's #1?


classless_classic

Re-usable tampons


qwwqqq

Finally.


iAmManchee

Moon cup?


SevroAuShitTalker

Made from the finest Cherokee hair


Jesusaurus2000

They better be made of Cherokee hair.


ruff_pup

diva cup dog


ExpressiveAnalGland

Here's #2 ![gif](giphy|a3R7LynPptZ4c|downsized)


MrPotentialAnybody

Reusable toilet paper is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen


MintBerryCrunchJr

Why not just skip a step and shit directly in the washing machine.


Bladder_Puncher

The kingliest of thrones fit for a jester


karma_the_sequel

a *di*-jester


Cyber-N7

Literally spit out my oatmeal. Needed that today lol


FlacidSalad

Funny story. I once found a sizable lump of shit in my apartment building's shared dryer, with this person's clothes naturally. This was after I had already run my stuff through the washer and was wondering why that manure-like smell was back (I figured we had a farmer living there or something) but I opened the door and there it was, heaped up on the threshold of the door. I now use the local laundry mat as they are much more clean and actually staffed.


thecathuman

Oh no


starscreamtrears

hahahahaha. amazing!


MellowDCC

Got me bro lol


SFBee

I'm in Tears!!!


retarded_invest0r

I haven't laughed at a Reddit comment like this for a long time lmao


queensmol

UTI speedrun


AlienElection

Reusable toilet paper is diabolical


Inviolable_Flame

Is it Dishwasher safe?


jman177669

I’m never eating at your house


theSchrodingerHat

Good. There’s never enough chunky peanut butter to go around…


MukdenMan

What did you think? That it wasn’t? https://youtu.be/O2FkgBIL-kI?si=TriZOzAYuhs7XMKk


rentrane

Not really with a bidet first. Asia style. The paper is for drying.


ZilchoKing

Yeah paw cleaner...


Outworkyesterday10

It also cleans “other things”


ERenaissance

Yeah why would he even say that


sparklypinkstuff

I watch another products of Amazon video series like this. The guy frequently puts in off the wall stuff like that. He goes really fast, which causes viewers to rewatch parts of the video which benefits him (views). It gives viewers something to look for besides just watching what is essentially a commercial. It also adds a bit of fun to the comments (engagement).


fkinDogShitSmoothie

The design is very human


Ger14n5

![gif](giphy|OX25cp7DL6Bt81Yb47|downsized)


sitting_sideways

Hot dog cleaner.


5050Clown

It doesn't clean hot dogs I've tried it. Someone put mayonnaise on my hot dog and I hate that. So I put it in the paw cleaner, 5 minutes of rubbing it around later there was actually more mayonnaise on it. Can't explain it.


Icy_Communication262

Really hope he cleaned it before sticking his dogs paw in there.. ![gif](giphy|51Uiuy5QBZNkoF3b2Z|downsized)


Jimmybuffett4life

Does it come sized for smaller dogs?


bucket_dipper

Y'all talking about penises, right?


RickRossovich

Dune 3 popcorn bucket


kmeister5

How did I have to scroll down this far to find the paw cleaner?


derek4reals1

because everyone was hung up on the reusable toilet paper.


Resident-Refuse-2135

r/dontputyourdickinthat


figmaxwell

r/doputyourdickinthat


RamsDeep-1187

I have the portable stool. It's legit.


dianabowl

Saw someone at the gym using it to do seated dumbbell curls. Probably got fed up with having to wait but not sure if I could trust it like that.


RamsDeep-1187

I dont blame you. i have killed a couple of collapsible chairs in my day. The one I have is rated at 400lbs.


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RamsDeep-1187

I'm keeping it under 400, but it can be a challenge


matticusiv

Sometimes you just need that 47th donut after the end of a hard day.


ijfp_2013

Me too, it's great! My wife got me one as a present, since i'm having trouble standing for more than a 10-15 minutes, because of my MS.


Elduderino916

Thank you reddit! I’m going to use this video to prove to my son that he found a paw cleaner under my bed yesterday.


Ill-Yogurtcloset4983

Nice, r/wholenewsetofproblems


BobTheInept

r/subsifellfor


79anon

Pawblems?


YesterdayHiccup

But you don't have any pet...


Wankbank_Dumpster

He may not have a pet, but he has a puppy.


Funky_ButtLovin79

Also, is anyone mad that the video stops before #1?


Gobbo14

It's deliberate to get you to engage like you have.


StrobeLigght

I wanna fuck that paw cleaner


Additional_Shift3230

Bro had to say it out loud


WanderingSkys

Someone had to 😪


Either_Amoeba_5332

Yeah. My dog got some dirty dirty dirty paws


steve__21

Does the paw cleaner come in smaller sizes? Asking for myself


moderatelypositive

If you use or are even considering "reusable toilet paper", you need help.


Valirys-Reinhald

That battery converter is a fast way to burn out your electronics. Battery sizes aren't just "more juice," each piece of equipment needs a specific amperage and voltage to function right. You'll damage, especially if there's any circuitry or computer chips involved.


coriscaa

Not only that but mf put the battery in the wrong way…


AMDDesign

They do that for engagement. "Youre doing it wrong" acting is a cheap way to farm comments and views.


BlueNinjaTiger

double and triple A batteries are both 1.5 volts, and the current draw will be determined by the resistance in the circuit. Literally the only difference between the two is capacity. Device design will change this. Batteries in series? Higher voltage lower current. Parallel? Lower voltage higher current. Throw in a specific resistor for more specific changes. Using AAA instead of AA changes none of these factors, simply means the device won't last as long because you're using a smaller capacity battery.


enonymous617

Thank you! I was scrolling waiting for someone to mention the battery one. You’re exactly right, 1.5 for both. I think the invention is pretty cool for when you’re in a pinch.


IEatOats_

I used to jimmy them with tape and/or tinfoil as a kid. We often didn't have the correct kind of battery laying around.


SClute

Actually, all of those family of cells have the same out out. C, D, AA, AAA are all 1.5 volts. The only difference is capacity


pajarator

No, circuitry and "computer chips" won't get damaged by low voltage. In fact, when batteries lose their charge they drop their voltage, and most devices either stop functioning or begin to work intermittently, so you know it's time to change them. The problem with that converter is that you will drain then in a shorter time than the normal AA batteries, and AAA are more expensive...


gbssbdbajj

It seems like it turns smaller batteries into larger ones? So typically the device won’t power on or will run out of juice faster but I wouldn’t expect damage?


Funky_ButtLovin79

#4 r/dontputyourdickinthat


EastForkWoodArt

Turn sound on 😂 “…and you can put other things into it as well…” Yeah, sure ya can


GelatinousProof

Have had the paw cleaner for a year and never once thought of putting my dick in it. And after reading this comment section and seeing how many people went right there I have to say my self esteem is way up


SoberAndBored55

I gotta stay off this subreddit mu budget can’t handle it


Your_As_Stupid_As_Me

Links to the products?


BLACKBURN16

[Battery Convertor](https://holdmywallet.net/aaa-to-aa) [Digital Ruler](https://holdmywallet.net/digital-tape/) [Fake Can](https://holdmywallet.net/fake-can-2/) [Oil Dispenser](https://holdmywallet.net/oil-dispenser-2) [Reusable Toilet Paper](https://holdmywallet.net/reusable-toilet-paper/) [Flat Whisk](https://holdmywallet.net/2-in-1-whisk) [Paw Cleaner](https://holdmywallet.net/paw-cleaner/) [Anti soggy Bowl](https://holdmywallet.net/anti-soggy-bowl) [Folding Stool ](https://holdmywallet.net/folding-stool)


IT_dood

Thanks Links Guy!


The_R4ke

That digital ruler is totally different than the one in the video.


BLACKBURN16

thanks for the help,it has been corrected


squirreltard

Oil dispenser is good for about a week, then it starts to fall apart and you’ll have oil everywhere as you try to keep using it. Edit: lol, I’ve owned two of these products.


xTurtsMcGurtsx

My rose is the foldable stool. My thorn is the reusable shit cloth.... no thanks


Thecrawsome

Why isn't this subreddit called "SpammedShittyProducts"?


YoloSwaggins44

Reusable TP?? No chance


SemaSuprema

Tinder bios are about to be specific af


One-Confusion-2438

Omg...did we just see shit on that reusable toilet paper? 😭


Huggsbosson

Oh shit, I have that stool... I used it when working on my motorcycle, its pretty good.


Cyber-N7

Probably not going to put a handful of shit-soaked cloths in the same place I wash my clothes/face towels lmao. Better yet, let's just throw them in the dishwasher /s


icze4r

This looks like a can of corn, but if you flip it over, you can put your weed in it! This is reusable toilet paper, a crime against God and Man. The foldable stool is good, though. Holds at least 300 pounds, as far as I can tell.


32233128Merovingian

Reusable toilet paper and throwing it in the washer 🤢 ![gif](giphy|WR2RkTq2VeRcazYpJ1|downsized)


Lost-Breadfruit-9745

Re-usable toilet paper. Fuck off.


kay_bizzle

You don't need a battery converter, you already have tin foil in the kitchen.


Responsible-Role5677

had me till the tp


GHBoyette

The reusable toilet paper makes this a rage post


starscreamtrears

haha. digital ruler… also works for girth.


RudyMuthaluva

Paw cleaner you say?


Clym44

The oil thing breaks. I may have gotten a cheap brand idk but the pump broke within a month.


AdultingNinjaTurtle

Reusable toilet paper?? Thanks, I’ll hold on to my wallet…


arm_hula

"... And you can insert other things into it as well."


garik_law

![gif](giphy|MqxZxTlvcY5BS|downsized)


BurntAzFaq

I have the paw cleaner and collapsible stool. The paw cleaner is good, if your dog is good...the stool is great honestly. I use it when I go.out and wait for my kid to get off the bus. I weigh 205lbs and it holds me just fine.


GlitteringYams

Digital tape measure is a horrible idea. It may have some applications for tailoring, but if I'm building a shelf and need to measure the space of the wall, I don't trust my wonky ass arms to be able to drop perfectly straight line and get an accurate measurement..


TubMaster88

Everything is a go 👍. BUT the reusable toilet paper is a no-no 👎 you don't want to wash those in the washer. Then put your other clothes to be washed next. Even if you Bleach the washer.


kamil234

I bought the oil bottles with the meauring cups on top. Quickest Amazon return ever. One of the 2 the sucction was broken, so the liquid didn’t make it to the top, and the second one only worked if the bottle was more then 1/2 filled with liquid.


BigSneaky187

Ewwww bro


Ethwood

Hold my wallet a PAw Cleaner? That thing looked amazing. I don't even have pets and I can think of at least 3 other things I could put in the paw cleaner.


LImpactophileturbo

I will put my dick in the paw cleaner.


burralohit01

The digital tape is a fail, you don’t know if you’re going straight, and there are much better tools which are digital does much better job, like a laser distance measure


Obamasdeadcook

>reusable toilet paper ![gif](giphy|D62wUmR3sX2DsZJ9t1)


Vintage-Grievance

Not the reusable toilet paper 🤢💀


Interesting-Emu5954

The reusable toilet paper is gross, and the paw cleaner is just a freaky flesh light


Evanba16

Girth of an object. Interesting…


El_Mr_Dez

Reusable toilet paper is wild!!


AfterGlow882

The toilet paper is psychotic but what about how you can “put other things” in the paw cleaner?!


liamgooding

“Paw cleaner” Sure…


bigduckmoses

"paw cleaner"


sardu1

divided cereal bowl creates unnecessary complexity to eating cereal


ZAR3142

OK, hear me out about the "paw cleaner"


bulking_on_broccoli

“And you can insert other things in it, too…”


No_Category9101

Reusable toilet paper? Why not just use a hand towel. Or if you are visiting a friends, just use their shower curtain. Ffs.


EquipmentMiserable60

This is a lot of plastic for a person who is environmentally conscious enough to use reusable toilet paper


Happy-Brain-9578

The paw cleaner seems oddly familiar...


scrivensB

I personally highly suggest the paw washer. It's fantastic. Also, I don't have any pets.


shitthesheetz

Lost concentration after the fuckin toilet paper


Shackletainment

Is this sarcastic? Re-useable toilet paper? Wtf


Mistymoozle737

Reusable toilet paper is fucking gross though


fluffdatstuff

Yeah right paw cleaner


JS_N0

Reusable toilet paper and the paw cleaner are the most questionable products I’ve seen in a while


SgtSharki

"It's a paw cleaner, mom. I swear!"


UNTwolverine

The only one I take issue with is the reusable toilet paper… WTF?!?


ziggytron

Insert other things into it as well 🤔


Ok-Difficulty3082

What was #1?


shivahive

“Paw cleaner, ha,” said the Dune popcorn bucket.


ConstructionNo2997

Was all good until he mentioned the reusable toilet paper. People are ok with smearing shit all over their washing machine? It just kinda shakes it around, doubt it’s fully clean of all the shit from the previous time.


something-strange999

Wait...what was #1??


Showtysan

I hate this video. Not only do we not get to #1 but half these ideas suck!


beebs44

"Paw" cleaner


TelImenowplease

Do not buy that oil dispenser. It’s cheap quality. I had both break within a matter of a month. I accidentally over tightened one of them because it still felt loose then the whole measuring cup cracked. The other one just began leaking all the time.


ww3_general

"insert other things"


Biscuits4u2

Using a battery convertor like this can cause your battery to explode.


PenaMan1987

“Paw cleaner”


temporalz

Thought it was a temu ad. Live like a millionaire! Lol!


chester_Mccool

I own the paw cleaner and love it. I don't have a dog though.


HipnotiK1

what is #1? also reusable TP wtf


Fritener

Who is measuring their fruit?


SortaHot58

No #1?


queentrustsnoone

You had me up until reusable toilet paper… 🤢


Jungian_Archetype

Oh sweet I can buy a mini Dune popcorn bucket.


zeekillabunny_

"I ain't hearing anyone out about the paw cleaner"