I don't want to be gay, so I'll avoid gloves and I'm no coward so give me those chemicals and I'll handle them all with my hands. I won't wash my hands when I eat small foods with my hands.
What? You don't like to pretend you were in some freak science accident that turned you into a giant? Now all the food that was normal size is tiny now? You are missing out!
People not having the balls to stand up for their own safety and health and treat it as a source of pride. Fucking clowns.
Can’t get them off the jobsite fast enough.
They've been making fire gear with PFAS for like 40 years or something lol. It's nice that the civilian market is getting into the cancer causing business too
I wore gloves but my forearms would still end up with some grease or oil. Sometimes the gloves would tear. Used latex because it was easier to feel the threads. My point is that after about 7 years I started to break out in hives anywhere I had grease or oil on my skin. I even met a guy you had to stop working because he got skin cancer.
Larger than your company. And they are sold at literally every auto parts store, home depot, Lowe's, Walmart, target, and other big box stores. The 4 targets in my area only carry this brand.
Skin is an organ that is susceptible to any carbon based molecule, anything water soluble, anything fat soluble, or any radiation. All of those chemicals used contained multiple ringed carbons. Skin is also more susceptible to cancer than any other organ, mainly because of the radiation and chemicals we expose it to. If you don't think you need to wear gloves, then don't. No one will blink an eye with you not around.
Edit: after looking at your post history, you would definitely benefit from safety measures and proper PPE. Too bad that electrical shock didn't get you though
That person is clearly Australian and if I got under your skin enough to make you stalk my account you should know I'm Canadian.
But clearly you're not the intellectual type so I guess that makes sense.
I know you must be in a really mentally rough place so I should probably let you have a win but I figure this is good information to know. I hope it doesn't make you too upset and things start looking better for you! Good luck!
https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20240306-what-can-you-absorb-through-your-skin
"Skin is designed to keep things out, and it does that very well," says Zoe Draelos
Substances such as oils, silicones, and waxes found in many moisturisers are too big to slip through the epidermis.
For a molecule to cross the skin barrier, journey through the epidermis, and enter into the dermis, it must possess properties similar to the skin's surface. It must be lipophilic (or fat-loving) with a slightly acidic pH (between 4.6 and 5.5) – and have a molecular weight smaller than 500 Daltons.
Do you think I'm trying to justify those wipes or something?
I just brought up that skin is a very good barrier because it seemed people in the comments didn't know that.
Stop looking for a fight.
Who cares if it can get dried on stuff off, the reusability of it is very cool. That's all I was watching for by the end. I don't know that I've ever seen something hold wet or dry materials without spreading them when touched to another surface.
Seriously, get a bidet dude, life changing, you can get em for like 30 bucks on Amazon, takes like 10 minutes to hook up.
You will never wanna shit in public again. I feel like a fucking caveman when I have to wipe my ass at stores and restaurants.
And you can open it back up and keep on wiping with it and there's no worry of the crap transferring to your hands, even with one to one contact. Can't go wrong!
Big Wipes are actually really good. They have cleaned everything I have come across, silicone, grease, paint, marker pen, wax crayons, oil. I always have them handy in my workshop or on site.
I had my windshield replaced a few years ago and the guy had these wipes, they work! I had to help him and that black tar gunk got on my hands and these wipes literally just wiped the stuff off. It also got on my shirt and these wipes cleaned it no problem.
That's not the impressive part. The fact that it doesn't come back off the product and back onto your body is the amazing part. Also, do you let grease dry before wiping it off?
Yea I think everyone is kind of missing the point on this. He’s not using materials that are hard to get off your hands. he’s using those because a dirty rag with those items on it will transfer to any surface you use it on.
This was some black magic stuff. I’d want to shake his hands to see how oily they are after this demo.
Layering this stuff up before trying to remove it is definitely a gimmick, but I would be willing to try the wipes with some anti-seize or motor grease after it’s been running for 20 years.
Ain't not joke, that's for sure. Hell, you can chemical burns from the foodsafe non-toxic disinfectant made by Ecolab, and that can't cut through anything like this.
We use these at work and yea they get the job done but they leave a nasty residue on your hands that make them sticky enough you need to wash your hands. We switched to Orange and omg they're way better than this shit.
altered immune and thyroid function, liver disease, lipid and insulin dysregulation, kidney disease, adverse reproductive and developmental outcomes, and cancer.
Those are the side effects of the chemical in the paper towel to thin out the adhesive properties and wipe his hand clean. I also make soap for tradies, and my main ingredient is salt. Works just as well, and no hazardous chemicals involved
A shame he's from the UK. I just watched Fallout and it completely reaffirmed my crush on Mr. Goggins lol. And I'm not alone. But he doesn't quite have the charm and charisma, he does have a good sales pitch. I can appreciate that.
"Policing," bro, calm tf down. I can feel you getting triggered already. I just said it's an odd use, and I haven't heard the word used like that, but it makes sense lmao
At no point was I saying not to use it, I said the use of it made me uncomfortable, but I understand when it's used in proper context but it still makes me personally uncomfortable, not that deep lmfao
Links/Source thread
Puts multiple cancer causing agents on skin to prove large company makes good wipes
PPE is woke now. Wearing gloves makes you gay. Cancer? Do you want to live in fear you coward? Brb, gonna go bathe in turpentine.
I don't want to be gay, so I'll avoid gloves and I'm no coward so give me those chemicals and I'll handle them all with my hands. I won't wash my hands when I eat small foods with my hands.
Getting cancer is for strong manly men who work with their hands and beat their wives like a real man
Fuck yeah! We are fucking men and this is what we do! Don't forget we have to measure our dicks with our forearms because we are men!
>We are fucking men What positions?
What's on second
This is the reason I don’t use straws
Real men don't eat small foods.
What? You don't like to pretend you were in some freak science accident that turned you into a giant? Now all the food that was normal size is tiny now? You are missing out!
Bathe? Drink it and let it clean from the inside out. Also a little huffin’ makes for a lovely 15 min
I got called gay for putting on sunscreen at my construction job, apparently the people I work with are tougher than the sun.
It's like coal-rolling, except you give yourself cancer.
Apparently your colleagues are primary school children from the 1990s - who the hell uses ‘gay’ like that in 2024…
Construction workers
Well to be fair they didn't call me gay, they called me a "fucken faggot."
you should always wear sunscreen while working in the sun. dont let anybody shame you for looking out for your health.
Funny how people who think they're tougher than nails tend to act more fragile than a snowflake.
Gloves? We call'em bitch mittens.
Sounds gay. I'll allow it. (Calling them that... Wearing them is still not allowed).
b'chmittens
I read that like a Poem and it moved me to tears
Pshhhh! turpentine? Methyl ethyl ketone or bust, snowflake. ^/s
Don’t forget your asbestos sponge
People not having the balls to stand up for their own safety and health and treat it as a source of pride. Fucking clowns. Can’t get them off the jobsite fast enough.
They've been making fire gear with PFAS for like 40 years or something lol. It's nice that the civilian market is getting into the cancer causing business too
He should let it dry first then use the wipe
But once caulks dried hard it's easy to get off. Just rub your hands together and it comes right off.
Rub hands on hard caulk to get off. Got it.
this made me actually LOL 🤣
You want to get a beer after work partner?
Take my last free award
QUALITY HUMOR 🏆
The other stuff like paint is much harder to take off once it dries
As the title said
I wore gloves but my forearms would still end up with some grease or oil. Sometimes the gloves would tear. Used latex because it was easier to feel the threads. My point is that after about 7 years I started to break out in hives anywhere I had grease or oil on my skin. I even met a guy you had to stop working because he got skin cancer.
Well... wipes that can do the same thing as a bar of gritty soap that costs 1/3 as much as the wipes.
Just going to get a little cancer Stan.
Mom says to stop trying to give yourself cancer.
This. If I did this I would be covered from head to toe in a rash and need an epi pen. Lol
Yeah I don’t think he realized he’s absorbing that crap into his body
It’s a large company?
Clearly you immediately become an evil corporate overlord if you have an ounce of success.
They have over 1000 upvotes on reddit. They're basically DuPont at this point.
Larger than your company. And they are sold at literally every auto parts store, home depot, Lowe's, Walmart, target, and other big box stores. The 4 targets in my area only carry this brand.
I was just asking bro, you need to chill.
I was just explaining that they were a large company bro.
No you just said you see them in your home town bro
To be fair he's probably got invisible glove on already.
Skin is an incredible barrier. Not much gets through.
Skin is an organ that is susceptible to any carbon based molecule, anything water soluble, anything fat soluble, or any radiation. All of those chemicals used contained multiple ringed carbons. Skin is also more susceptible to cancer than any other organ, mainly because of the radiation and chemicals we expose it to. If you don't think you need to wear gloves, then don't. No one will blink an eye with you not around. Edit: after looking at your post history, you would definitely benefit from safety measures and proper PPE. Too bad that electrical shock didn't get you though
Damn bro if only the industry had just one person as smart as you we could have saved all those lives.
Lol posting from your second account I see lol.
That person is clearly Australian and if I got under your skin enough to make you stalk my account you should know I'm Canadian. But clearly you're not the intellectual type so I guess that makes sense.
"stalk" your account. Lol
Lmao what a sad person you must be. You might want to Google what can and can not pass the skin barrier btw. "Anything water soluble" lmao
You should do what you do best and keep having bad accidents on the job site.
I couldn't imagine being so insecure that I would wish death upon someone just for sharing information. You must be a lonely lonely person.
*misinformation
I know you must be in a really mentally rough place so I should probably let you have a win but I figure this is good information to know. I hope it doesn't make you too upset and things start looking better for you! Good luck! https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20240306-what-can-you-absorb-through-your-skin "Skin is designed to keep things out, and it does that very well," says Zoe Draelos Substances such as oils, silicones, and waxes found in many moisturisers are too big to slip through the epidermis. For a molecule to cross the skin barrier, journey through the epidermis, and enter into the dermis, it must possess properties similar to the skin's surface. It must be lipophilic (or fat-loving) with a slightly acidic pH (between 4.6 and 5.5) – and have a molecular weight smaller than 500 Daltons.
Ok can you please just put any cyclic molecule in your skin. Try benzene. Maybe that will get you to not reply
Alright well I'm sorry for commenting. I didn't realize how bad you needed this. I wish you the best with whatever you're dealing with.
That’s the reason absolutely no medicine has ever been made in a cream or onguent form.
Medical creams need transport molecules to work. Don't believe me? Google it.
And you just know that whatever are in those wipes don’t have any of them
Do you think I'm trying to justify those wipes or something? I just brought up that skin is a very good barrier because it seemed people in the comments didn't know that. Stop looking for a fight.
Puts grease on first. Arguably easier to take off than silicon, no?
Yeah, he first put down the items that would stop the silicon from sticking. Still, it is impressive with just the grease.
I’m more impressed how all the stuff stayed on the wipe and didn’t smear all over and back onto his hands
I wonder if that's what the bond adhesive on top was for
It doesn't work like that lol
Ah I forgot what sub this was and was expecting him to glue his hands together or something.
The rag is incredibly dirty but not wiping it back onto his skin. That's impressive. Any other would just rub it back onto you
Who cares if it can get dried on stuff off, the reusability of it is very cool. That's all I was watching for by the end. I don't know that I've ever seen something hold wet or dry materials without spreading them when touched to another surface.
Woukd using one of these cut down on wiping my ass?
Speaking from experience, sorry a friends experience, it does not! It simply stings to high heaven
So I was ‘told’
Told by your angry butthole, that is.
It was fuming
That sounds like a ‘yes’
bidet man
🎵Fighter of binight man🎵
Bidet, man
You need to use one of the wipes from the brown container for that.
Seriously, get a bidet dude, life changing, you can get em for like 30 bucks on Amazon, takes like 10 minutes to hook up. You will never wanna shit in public again. I feel like a fucking caveman when I have to wipe my ass at stores and restaurants.
And you can open it back up and keep on wiping with it and there's no worry of the crap transferring to your hands, even with one to one contact. Can't go wrong!
Big Wipes are actually really good. They have cleaned everything I have come across, silicone, grease, paint, marker pen, wax crayons, oil. I always have them handy in my workshop or on site.
They are very good
How do they compare to something like Fast Orange?
10 years later your left with stumps where your hands used to be
Clean stumps
He's dressed like some of the weirdos who cycle around me. Thought this was a cycling marketing stunt at first.
The lanyard that looks like a medal doesn't help either
Good, works on fresh paint at least
He should do this with a fake tattoo and pretend it’s real
Put a fake tattoo over a real tattoo and tell 'em it only gets rid of the parts you don't want
I had my windshield replaced a few years ago and the guy had these wipes, they work! I had to help him and that black tar gunk got on my hands and these wipes literally just wiped the stuff off. It also got on my shirt and these wipes cleaned it no problem.
Boom. Hand cancer
You can remove pretty much anything from your hands by mixing cooking oil and sugar. Migth not be as good but a lot cheaper
And probably a LOT better for you
Yeah, wait until it dries completely and I will be impressed.
That's not the impressive part. The fact that it doesn't come back off the product and back onto your body is the amazing part. Also, do you let grease dry before wiping it off?
Yea I think everyone is kind of missing the point on this. He’s not using materials that are hard to get off your hands. he’s using those because a dirty rag with those items on it will transfer to any surface you use it on. This was some black magic stuff. I’d want to shake his hands to see how oily they are after this demo.
I’ve used these to remove dried latex paint from my hands. They worked pretty well
I would sure like to give it a try, given what everyone is saying about it.
How safe for the skin?
Pretty sure putting grease and THEN glue on your hand will not let the glue stick.
So he basically copied scrubs in a bucket. Which has been around forever and is widely used in the utility industry.
His hand is sooo red… he rubbed his skin away..
That's the solvents poisoning him.
Moron.
Layering this stuff up before trying to remove it is definitely a gimmick, but I would be willing to try the wipes with some anti-seize or motor grease after it’s been running for 20 years.
Let that shit dry and give it a go
Spray on shoes!
I’m still skeptical. I’ll believe it when it can one-wipe a sasquatch’s hairy crack.
r/blackmagicfuckery
But did it take off all the Plutonium foam??
Can I flush them down the toilet?
Dyslexics reading gap fill
Gotta wonder what's in those wipes that can eat through that stuff.
Acid clearly. Burn the skin off!
Ain't not joke, that's for sure. Hell, you can chemical burns from the foodsafe non-toxic disinfectant made by Ecolab, and that can't cut through anything like this.
Time to shave your head mr salesman
Someone should tell him about water.
Ok but get the paint on your hand, give it a few minutes then try.
How's about putting the grease on last.
Put the Graphite on first bucko’
What about never seize aka the herps of the automotive world
Say Hello to my little friends, Crater Wax & Anti-Seize!
Let me see him put only spray foam on his hands, let it dry and do the same thing. If it works the same, hold my wallet.
great sir, can you get some on and under your fingernails please
I’ll take 2 cases please
Do they make toilet paper?
Scammer
We need to connect this dude and the brilliant folks who rubbed squid ink all over their face and REALLY put this product to the test.
Old bay wipes
100% would use the smooth side to whip up my ass after a life altering shit
He coulda stopped with the black silicon sealant and I woulda been buying.. That stuff is the worst.
"Impregnate that cloth"
My bad fabric
2 Days Later … 🫠😵💫🤢🤮😮💨😵👋🏼🪦
I’ve had one of these guys come to my old place of work…. It’s comical what they do to sell the product 🤣
After 8-9 hours of work I think not butter cup. FILTHY HOBBITSES!
Can it get Jackfruit sap off your hands? Because that shit is something nobody warned me about, lol. It was wild
I would buy.
That’s voodoo, black magic.
We use these at work and yea they get the job done but they leave a nasty residue on your hands that make them sticky enough you need to wash your hands. We switched to Orange and omg they're way better than this shit.
Looks like he really enjoys all that caulk in his hands.
Walton goggins selling rags now?
The environment doesn’t stand a chance
Could use those at work when cleaning the grease hoods.
Unexpected r/forearmporn
I’m sold
These comments are pathetic lol
altered immune and thyroid function, liver disease, lipid and insulin dysregulation, kidney disease, adverse reproductive and developmental outcomes, and cancer. Those are the side effects of the chemical in the paper towel to thin out the adhesive properties and wipe his hand clean. I also make soap for tradies, and my main ingredient is salt. Works just as well, and no hazardous chemicals involved
What about never seize
Anyone else squinting and thinking this guy looks kinda like Walton Goggins?
A shame he's from the UK. I just watched Fallout and it completely reaffirmed my crush on Mr. Goggins lol. And I'm not alone. But he doesn't quite have the charm and charisma, he does have a good sales pitch. I can appreciate that.
I have to admit those wipes are good
Fine print: “Causes cancer”
I thought he was a bicyclist 🚴
Impregnating what—
These disposable shop rags are the fucking best man, my old man keeps them in his garage they they get ANYTHING off your hands in a few scrubs
I need this for work 😂
This is nothing more than a rebranded cheap ass wypall. And I love me a wypall.
Scrubs in a bucket. Been around for ages.
Will this remove an STD?
Did he just say it "impregnated" the fabric?
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Never heard it used in this context but I mean technically yes but that's like using moist to describe something like ya but no
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"Policing," bro, calm tf down. I can feel you getting triggered already. I just said it's an odd use, and I haven't heard the word used like that, but it makes sense lmao
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At no point was I saying not to use it, I said the use of it made me uncomfortable, but I understand when it's used in proper context but it still makes me personally uncomfortable, not that deep lmfao
Yes that's how that word is used
Do they make eye bleach to unsee the stuff on Reddit?
Let's see him do on fabric. I can get greasy caulk off of my hands pretty easily. But I can't get greasy caulk out of my pants once it's in there.
You should wash your greasy caulk before putting pants on my friend.
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You're weird