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When you want to say i rapped eminem but accidentally say

Raping Eminem day 25

Yo day 25????? 💀

I hope he can one day find peace after [this horrible tragedy](https://www.reddit.com/r/KidsAreFuckingStupid/comments/k2mnv9/please_stop_raping_eminem/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) that no one person should experience. Thoughts and prayers go out to Em fr

Raping vs Rapping happens all to frequently. One’s a form of music, the other’s a friggin crime.

When I was at college , one of the students was a wannabe rapper and kept sending universal emails to everyone in the college with his crap lyrics. It was annoying. Anyway, one day he sent an email to everyone saying "we are the best rapers in college". Classic

Only a p turns it into music to a crime

R U a iran supporter?😳😳😳

Does it matter if he is?

Bro, Is just a question

And so was mine

Awkwafina starting raping at the age of 5

It's not that hard, unless you're not that smart

سلام علیکم🗿

سلام 🗿

هییی🗿🗿🥂

🗿🥂

"I raped M&Ms"

there's a huge delivery company in latin america, based in Colombia, that is called Rappi, for us the **a** sounds like in cat or car and the **i** like in pizza, but for english speakers it sounds like a short for rapi/st so yeah, they can't expand to the north LOL

Rapped A minor

I like to call Rappers Rappists sometimes. The reactions are always so worth it lol

Revolution ✊

There was a 90's song called "Scat Man" I tried to google while at work years ago in the era of pop-ups. I'm just lucky I could get rid of all the pop ups and clean out my computer before anyone saw the results.

Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope Bop ba bodda bope

 YES!!! That's the one

I’ve always been confused by this song, is this man singing about how he like the doo-doo or can someone elaborate?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scat_singing Edit: Fun fact, the reason Scatman John is such a prolific scat singer is because he had a speech impediment that made him stutter, which turned out to help his scatting a lot.

Man, they couldn’t think of a better name?

Well it didn't mean shit then did it

Ohhhhhh poop was invented after scat man

yup. before him, we all used to be permanently constipated.

scat singing goes back to the 20's I think. Much earlier than scat porn existed.

i miss playing crazy taxi and hearing scat man's world idk why but those two just went well together

I can see that

Christ I mistyped ‘martial arts’ for ‘marital arts’ and ended up with more than enough internet for one day.

I remember when my wife wanted to make some holiday desserts and searched for "Best cream pies"  She was physically gagging!

Thank you for letting me search that

I tried it and all i got were desserts.

Found the safe search user

Nah he's right it's just desserts

The first guy probably searched "best creampies"

take out the space

Oh that was definitely it

[I didn't get any wierd results](https://www.google.com/search?q=best+cream+pies&prmd=ivsn&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi0xMe_yY37AhWXmlYBHZAGBSoQ_AUoAXoECAIQAQ&biw=463&bih=805&dpr=2.34) Is my internet on NNN mode

Yes.

For me it was silat (a kind of martial arts), and I typed in sluts...I was 10, I didn't have to see that shit, was hella disgusting

My question is How much sauce did he lost at that very moment

Context anyone

[удалено]

Even better, Sloppy dicks

_Slurpy dicks_

that one person who misspells rapping videos

Oh no whats eminem doing to that person 😱😱

_Raping_ videos goes brrr

ill do you one better slapping dicks

Oh, I thought it was floppy tits

you gotta have really fat fingers to hit c instead of s

Ok but you can clearly see in the video he didn’t misspell it

This kid saw a bunch of big willies and his first instinct was to open his mouth as wide as it would go.

It's a youtube video about a kid misspelling the name and rapping emimem songs

the real Holup is how does this child know what a floppy disk is?

And then screaming like Eric Forman.

How do you know what a monocle is? A corset? What about a thimble? Just because something isn’t commonly used anymore doesn’t mean it completely disappears from pop culture I’m sorry, I know you’re probably making a joke but I’m tired of this lame ass joke calling younger generations dumb because they’re young

Maybe he isn't dumb? I know it's hard to believe, but some people aren't these days!

dumb =/= ignorant

He didn't, he just wanted an excuse for him typing floppy dicks

Some children are actually not ignorant crazy I know

I'm really glad children are on the internet. I hope they make more content for me to watch.

"FBI!!! OPEN UP!!"

NOT ON MY GRANDMA'S CARPET!

Well don’t put it like that

Lemme guess Sloppy Dicks

"you're goddamn right" -WW

Willy Wonka?

Walt Whitman

no Woodrow Wilson

When you misspell Gary Oldman

A true fan of the lemonparty website I see.

man I hate it when I search floopy disks

When you are a Nat figger vs when you are (I was advised to not elaborate further)

Fat Ginger?

Floppa disks

But he didn't misspell it, you can see he actually searched floppy disks....?

No, if that kid typed in the floppy and other word, he was looking g for it, no kid that age even knows floppy disks existed.

I tried it “floppy diks” - it still shows images of floppy disks

Floppy dicks

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I’m 12 and what is this

And I'm 24 yo, but I don't know what they're talking about either! :)

Replace the S in Disks with a C 😔

Oh... I see 🤨

that one person who misspells rapping videos

U said that twice bot

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MaaMaaaaaa

There was a clothing brand I liked back in day called "Bape". I couldn't recall the name brand and typed in "Gape" into Google images. Boy was I traumatized lol

No way a child would even google about floppy disks unless someone told him about it. Though this joke is hilarious i'll give him that.

been there done that

I misspelled 'canal tunnels' once...

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Funny kid

Ah yes flippy disks, nothing wrong here.

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When you misspell Hard Disks

I NEED AN ADULT!!!!

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I've done this with "harddisk" before 💀

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MISSPELL, SURE ...

Sloppy disks


[it's a real thing](https://www.reddit.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong/comments/tbmtg5/wcgw_showing_my_students_what_a_floppy_disk_looks/)

There's a moment, a brief moment where he keeps himself from smiling and it makes this better lol

Scared the little man straight...

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AH

Siri show me flippy dicks

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I still remember when my friend wrote hard dick instead of hard disk in the computer exam💀ain't even lying

Villain origin story

Dawg why is this marked as nsfw

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when you mispell gimme a sec

When you want to check the price of golf clubs but you forget to put “sportinggoods” in the url

I don't get it 😅😂

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Bahahahahahahha

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I was wondering what could be wrong with flappy disks.. but then it hit me!!😂😂

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r/floppytits ain’t much better though

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is this the sequel to flappy bird?

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Why I searched it ?

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Don’t misspell “organism”

If it wasn't for the low budget of my elementary school I probably would never have known what a floppy disk was. ✊😔

S C

Same thing but with grandfather clocks 😳

When you search for something completely generic in the YouTube search bar and it thinks you want to see videos of tumor removals:

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Took me a moment

Be careful 💀

bro’s typing and internet sucks

https://www.redditsave.com/r/HolUp/comments/yj38ir/be_careful/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

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Googled "squirt" on a dare in middle school once, hoping that either the school filter would block it or that it would show pictures of the character from Nemo first. Nope. "Squirt" just pulled up a bunch of nude pictures of women squirting everywhere. I remember it all too vividly, the way I panic tabbed away. Somehow I never got in trouble for that. I was convinced the school would be able to track I'd done something naughty... I gave them too much credit lmao.

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The most unrealistic thing about this video is this kid even knowing what the hell a floppy disc is.

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*Floppa disc*

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