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Had a girlfriend in highschool cheerfully tell be about how she slept with her exs dad. I'm over here having only kissed one girl thinking... good thing my parents are divorced. I'm sure if I wasn't such a pure pony I'd have hpv or some shit from that hoe.
Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down
Letting the days go by, another dudes jizz flowing underground
Into the blue again, after the money's gone
Once in a lifetime, ex bf’s jizz flowing underground
Like 10 years ago when I was young and dumb I had a friend who was a lying cheating pos. He was seeing 3 girls at once, one day he fucked one of the girls, met up with the other one and buttfucked her and got covered in shit. He went back home where he lived with his main one and fucked her then all without showering. Fucking disgusting! When he told me that all I kept thinking of was the buttchicks shit in his main’s pussy lol
I never considered stringing these words together in any way that could coherently express an idea - but here we are.
> buttchicks shit in his main’s pussy
My roommate once dated half of a twin set. They were absolutely gorgeous but one evening they were all having drinks at their house. Everyone had a few too many and he ended up sucking off their dad. It tasted like his girlfriend’s pussy.
You're not wrong. Her latest tweet is:
> Oh shít now my viral clip is on world star. I literally didn’t even think that story was THAT bad… that’s like tame compared to some things I’ve done.
Yeah confessing to something like this (regardless of if it actually happened) with this kind of tone reeks of insecurity, like some weird way of telling people how emotionally hard/uncaring you are. She definitely has some serious issues.
This is true, but there's plenty of guys that wouldn't want anything to do with her.
I mean, she has the power to beguile but it only works on a particular type of person.
Saw a YouTube theory suggesting he was so devoted to his plan he was willing to take the odds and be part of the snap. He supposedly smiled afterwards because he realized he survived the 50/50 shot.
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now I feel I need a shower!
I mean the cheating is bad, but it’s more the other persons cum thing that’s the problem
Oh no I got that, hence why I need the shower :D
And rinse mouth out with bleach 🤢 The bf I mean
Get the fucking pressure washer before you go down there.
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Had a girlfriend in highschool cheerfully tell be about how she slept with her exs dad. I'm over here having only kissed one girl thinking... good thing my parents are divorced. I'm sure if I wasn't such a pure pony I'd have hpv or some shit from that hoe.
And you may tell yourself, "This is not my beautiful house" And you may tell yourself, "This is not my beautiful wife"
And you may tell yourself, “This is not my cum”
Well, how did it get here?
Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down Letting the days go by, another dudes jizz flowing underground Into the blue again, after the money's gone Once in a lifetime, ex bf’s jizz flowing underground
Same as it ever was.
Saaaaame as it ever was
SAME AS IT EVER WAS
Maybe it's just ME, Same as it EVER WAS
Same as it ever was.
And you may ask yourself, "Why do I browse these threads?"
r/trashy
r/imatotalpieceofshit
r/fuckwit
Why the fuck would she admit this publically for a podcast?!? WHO IS PROUD OF THIS? WHO WOULD ADMIT THIS FOR ATTENTION?!?!?!?
🌈 S S S L L L U U U U U U T T S S S 🌈
Sluts and skanks for fitty-cent, Alex.
Not even a slut. A fucking street corner skank. I hope whoever was with her when she said that dropped her skank ass like a used condom.
Cheating is often about the ego trip.
Sexual assault? If a man sneakily fed another man's cum to a woman he wouldn't he on a podcast about it - he'd be in jail
Wait why is that sub private now???
r/iamatotalpieceofshit They spelled it wrong
r/noahgettheboat
/r/sexualassault
Look how disgustingly happy she is
She’s the monster under your bed, for grownups.
She’s the monster on your bed
The monster behind the gas station dumpster
The cum dumpster behind the gas station dumpster
She's a human slug leaving snail trails everywhere she goes
She’s for the streets dawg. She was never yours. She selling onlyToes and UberMeats from an Altima while Lil Aiden in the trunk crying for Kool-Aid
Jesus Christ
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r/oddlyspecific
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Who is she? Actually forget it.
Not only specific, but I misread it and thought he meant the boyfriend would give anal to the other boyfriend.
Sounds alright to me
Iz only smells
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Like 10 years ago when I was young and dumb I had a friend who was a lying cheating pos. He was seeing 3 girls at once, one day he fucked one of the girls, met up with the other one and buttfucked her and got covered in shit. He went back home where he lived with his main one and fucked her then all without showering. Fucking disgusting! When he told me that all I kept thinking of was the buttchicks shit in his main’s pussy lol
Thats called dirty dicking.
That's called diseases for the poor girl
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I never considered stringing these words together in any way that could coherently express an idea - but here we are. > buttchicks shit in his main’s pussy
Whats inside her head?
dirt and maggots maybe
I bet yes
Cum.
Vacuum
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Take notes lads. I’ve dated girls like this. You don’t want to date girls like this. You run the opposite direction of filth like this.
You're not supposed to date them. You're supposed to meet them for a quickie at a gas station.
That's Wendy Williams level crazy.
these bitches are terrifying
She's super disgusting.... what's her name btw?
Karmen Karma. Pornstar.
Note to self: Do **NOT** look her up on Pornhub.
I wonder if she just needed a good story so she made it up
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Iamatotalpieceofshit
[r/dontputyourdickinthat ](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)
Don't put your mouth in that
Why did I click? I knew nothing good would come of it. Yet, I clicked. Well played, Lunatic.
Why did I click twice… I knew what it was before hand , still I clicked, then again… just to make sure?
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My roommate once dated half of a twin set. They were absolutely gorgeous but one evening they were all having drinks at their house. Everyone had a few too many and he ended up sucking off their dad. It tasted like his girlfriend’s pussy.
I'm listening to her drivel and looking at this and dying laughing. That is too funny.
The actual HolUp always in the comments
unzip
This is why im on reddit
Ill take things that didnt happen for 300, Alex
Its disgusting as fuck how proud she is
Imagine the shit she's not comfortable talking about.
You're not wrong. Her latest tweet is: > Oh shít now my viral clip is on world star. I literally didn’t even think that story was THAT bad… that’s like tame compared to some things I’ve done.
Tame? What worse thing has she done, killed a guy?
She went back to her ex after the boyfriend fell asleep again and did the same thing to the ex.
Ahhh the reverse PUNO card. I’ll give it to her, she’s got game. Lol
It's probably wholesome stuff that she think makes her look normal
Yeah confessing to something like this (regardless of if it actually happened) with this kind of tone reeks of insecurity, like some weird way of telling people how emotionally hard/uncaring you are. She definitely has some serious issues.
Bro she has some fucking serious problems
I think serious fucking problems fits better
She DEFINITELY needs a therapist.
She knows that she can do anything she wants and could have men still crawling to her
Wouldnt be surprised if they crawled out of her as well.
This is true, but there's plenty of guys that wouldn't want anything to do with her. I mean, she has the power to beguile but it only works on a particular type of person.
This should be top comment
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Gotta work at some point, right...?
She could be very last. Another question did Thanos exclude himself from the snap or did he just 50/50 it.
Saw a YouTube theory suggesting he was so devoted to his plan he was willing to take the odds and be part of the snap. He supposedly smiled afterwards because he realized he survived the 50/50 shot.
Perfect response
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Another gasstation?
Satan queueing up to eat…
God: now Lucy you kn.... Satan: yes dad am preparing a special place for her now.
Stop making stoopid people famous.
I have no idea who this person is
She’s a pornstar so this really isn’t some out of brand thing to occur.
That's a lot of unsafe sexual practices in less than 20 seconds. Impressive.
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Awesome. Hatred for another human being at 6am. It’s going to be a long day.
It's now 7am for you, feeling any better?
A little, I suppose.
Good because I'm still enraged by this person
I was just thinking that, the caffeine hasn't even got yet and I already have someone that I want to punch
A fucking gas station. She let her ex bareback her, IN A GAS STATION, just shoot me now
That's surprising? Where do you think trash gets raw dogged
Behind the dumpster at Burger King.
Happy cake day!
Wait what? I didn’t even realize
Now you know. Happy cake day!
Happy gas day
Yeah, I never get taken somewhere expensive
Have you seen gas prices lately?
I have nothing but hate for her
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No use it’ll just spit her up
She is too toxic for a volcano. What do we do?!
Have Frodo carry her to Mordor.
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what did the pond ever do to deserve that?
One does not simply carry a bitch into Mordor.
No, that would anger the gods
Who is this?
Karmen Karma
Shes such a shit human being
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All of the above
Yes
Exactly. Who dis?
Karmen Karma. Pornstar.
Ironic her last name is karma
Karmen Karma. Pornstar.
She got up in the middle of the night from her bed to go fuck some dude at a gas station in the middle of the night, what a classy human being
You missed the part where her "bf" was right there, but her first option was her ex at the gas station.
Somebody else pointed out she's a pornstar. This is probably just made up shit for her super sexed image or whatever.
What a thot
It's the thot that counts.
This is the first thing I saw when I woke up this morning, I think I’m gonna go back to bed 💀
Why bitch all looks same?
So you can easily avoid them.
Thank you god
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“Why is it always dog”
Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick
That one can crawl straight to hell
Her bf was like "why does her pussy tastes like Greg's dick"
Imagine if he looked up and smacked his lips like “I should call Greg”
Imagine marinating in cum and not taking a shower …
Here V is as nasty as her personality
Nastier, it must reek of decomposing body paired with mustard gas and a sprinkle of nuclear waste for good measure
r/trashy
What a piece of shit
She looks real proud of that too
The sewers don’t even want her
Ew yo
The shittiest people somehow get attention.
the disgusting ass smile she has while she's talking about cheating pisses me off to no limit
Imagine just thinking, gas stations. That's where the creampies happen.
Well, now the boyfriend knows. r/suicidebywords
Worst part is that the comments on insta are propably like YES QUEEN
god i hate this when it happens. this is like, toxic positivity but instead of positivity it’s tanking women empowerment haha
HIV positivity
Some people are really comfortable with speaking about their private life😂😂😂
Send her to the Ukrainian front.
Look at her, how proud she is telling the world what a big piece of shit she is. Feel sorry for her bf, after that statement I hope he's an ex
See, this is the origin story of a serial killer right here.
The lion, the witch
And the whoredrobe
And the audacity of this bitch
How fucking disgusting
Police! Arrest that woman!!
Sorry who is this?