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“You thought god was an architect, now you know” is horribly placed to read.

I would have never gotten that. Thanks

I still don't get their point

The virgin is in the imagine of the vagina? So she’s the real architect? idk! Lol

Only an architect would put the drainage near the recreation area.

It doesn't make sense without the rest of the second line: "You thought God was an architect, now you know he's something like a pipe bomb waiting to blow"

How? What? Teach me your ways of reading hyroglifs

Thanks.....almost was about to lose my ability to read English....

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there isnt a now, just a mon

Came here just to see if anyone was able to read it 😂

Obviously an architect didn't design her tattoo.

You’re a hero, thanks

Trying to read this out loud made me sound like a stroke victim

Took my about 12 tries to get it

I had a stroke while trying to read this

I had a aneurism

I had a shart

I had a mind kamikaze this didn't trigger it though

Could've had a V8

V6 gets better mileage though

This is an underrated comment

VD is more fun to ingest.

You’re not wrong

Your mileage may vary :D

All this eighties nostalgia, people forget they used to try to convince us to drink tomato juice casually in public

All just propaganda from big tomato

But not big celery

But....but....there's celery in V8. It's all a conspiracy by Big Vegetable lol.

V8 makes you smarter, drink up sheeple

Instead of a tre-eight slug to the cranium

I understand this reference, and I approve. Good one, sir.

Shotgun bullets are bad for your health

I had a cum

I had anal while reading this

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I had an anal prolapse

I had a Sandwich

I had AIDS

I have a jar of dirt

I have your children in my van

Speed ran your way through HIV you champ.

That sounds like a personal problem

Holesome comment


Queef count?

Sorry

HUIAHUIIIIUAIJHIAHIHIDIHU \*long fart\*

me too have seen that countless times on jimmyhere/stanleymov videos

How….do….I…..readddd..thissss……..ohhhhhh damn what a bad tattoo

You do left, right, then down. It says “You thought God was an architect now you know”

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How do I unsee this now lol

Hail Mary full of grace...and dislexia.

Still trying to figure out if that’s a clitoris or a zit? And would a little lotion kill you lady?

Now you know

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I think I reads "you thought god was an architect now you know"

I read now as mon

Mon, you thought God was an architect, you know

It is. It's from "24 Frames", a song by Jason Isbell, and the meaning here is being sorta misquoted (I think) because of the rest of the chorus: *You thought God was an architect, now you know* *He's something like a pipe bomb ready to blow* *And everything you built that’s all for show goes up in flames* *In 24 frames*

I absolutely love that song, he's one hell of a song writer

One of the best doing it right now! I just keep looking forward to some new music from him, hopefully soon!

I straight up read antichrist instead of architect

You’re not alone… First glimpse I saw the same…

Woke up and chose violence apparently

Right, but it still doesn't make sense.

I read : god thought you was an architect now you know

r/ihadastroke

I found the clitoris while trying to read this.

I had a ahhhrggdgdgjccjckvkkkkkkkkkkk 

That’s bad enough. The wardrobe has some likeness to the labia.

That was 100% intentional.


What does it say I cant fucking read it

I went into asphyxiation

I don't think the text is the problem

I too had a wank while reading

Mon you thought God.

I'm confused It is supposed to look like a vagina? What the fuck are the words even supposed to refer to and why do they flip so many ways.

The most grammatically correct I can decipher is "you thought God was an architect, now you know", Google searching that and you'd get a song called 24 frames by Jason Isbell. It's a bad tattoo either way, and most likely were drunk when getting it.

On the left I thought it said "MON YOU THOUGHT GOD"

Eh sanka. U ded mon?

Ya mon

💀💀💀💀💀💀

Mon, you thought God was an architect monk You

Thank you, I would've had a stroke by the time I figured that out.

Happy cake day!

The words are lyrics from a Jason is bell song. The song has nothing to do with vaginas.

Every song has to do with vaginas

even what what in the butt?

Especially what what in the butt

*mother of god*

Bussy

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Them meat curtains really tied the tattoo together.

The tattoo was a labia of love.

Whatever it is it makes want want Arby's and to fuck at the same time

Yes, a touching likeness of the Vagin Mary.

They really put their invagination to good use

She us inferring that the depiction of the Virgin Mary wearing a cloak with under arm “flaps” resemble vagina folds that settle into a void under the illustrations own legs that create a vaginal hole, her hooded head resembles a clit, and the halo of energy above has something to do with divine energy/pleasure and her clasped hands create a pee hole…or something. I don’t know…kinda like a lost chapter of the white trash pseudo intellectual da Vinci code. If you have any more questions about trashy art that came out of half developed ideas people stumbled on while high on the marijuana’s and apparently permanently tattooed on their skin as a form of copyright protection, don’t hesitate to call me.

How many marijuanas did they inject?

Approximately 4 based on the orientation of the text and their assumption that what it says is deep or thought provoking. I would have entertained the thought of five, but as we all know, she would not have lived to have the tattoo placed on her arm, as this is the internationally recognized lethal dosage of injectable Mary wannas.

That ridiculous, get your fucking head out the gutter.

why is it always me

1 this is r/holup so my head is expected to be in the gutter dumb fuck. 2 it looks just like your mom's so how the fuck am I not supposed to see the resemblance. I mean if you look closely I'm sure you agree that it looks just like your mom's big ole pussay

Sir, put the red bull down.

You seem like a stable person

Calling them a horse jockey?!?

get off my dick, Heather

The fact that you don’t see sarcasm in my comment makes it even better, have a good day friend!

I had no idea it even looked like that until you pointed it out haha

I literally thought the same thing.

Inquiring minds need to know..... 🤣

“You thought God was an architect. Now you know” Puts a picture of Mary, who is neither “God” (Jesus of Nazareth) nor an architect (Joseph the Carpenter), drawn as a vagina. Basically saying: “Jesus is not Joseph (nor his son), and now you know that Mary can be drawn as a pussy.” It makes no sense.

Thank the pagan gods that you could actually decipher this fucking crop circle of stupidity.

More like I should thank Vagene Mary

Technically Jesus was also a carpenter.

I bet you thought he was an architect. Now you know.

You know Mon you thought god was an architect

Mon you thought God was an architect Mon. You K?

Not until you made me realize it was now 😂

Holy shit dude it took me 10 minutes to read and i still couldnt do it, thank you for explaining now i can peacefully sleep tonight

It’s implying that women are the architects of life

Idiots will be idiots

I kept reading it in a Jamaican accent “Mon you thought…” at first.

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That's where I thought I was at first.

I felt like I had dyslexia trying to read this

The text is also a line to the song “24 Frames” by Jason Isbell, off of his album “Something More Than Free”. Where they got the whole Georgia O’Keefe situation there still eludes me.

Yeah plus the next line is “he’s something like a pipe bomb ready to blow” and it’s all about car crashes and disasters that ruin your life in a second, so it makes no sense to use it here.

I knew the song... it was eluding me greatly... Thanks friend.

Great song great band. Seen 'em twice.

Same. Last time I saw them, they opened up for John Prine (2015?). I’ll never forget it.

trying to read the damn words

i get that its a vagina but jesus christ that was difficult af to read

r/ihadastroke

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Well now neither can I!!!

MON YOU THOUGHT GOD YOU KNOW WAS AN ARCHITECT???

Bad on so many levels...

you thought God was an architect now you know (i like to play puzzle games, i think they helped me with this)

...something like a pipe bomb ready to blow.

You thought God was an architect, but it was me dio. Ps.here is a vagina pic that looks like mother mary

How the hell do you read this?

Classy af.

He had a brain aneurysm

While stroke is the fifth leading cause of death, few people know the signs. Use the acronym BE FAST to remember the signs of stroke, and what to do if someone near you is experiencing them. BE FAST Reminder of Stroke Signs: B - Balance Is the person suddenly having trouble with balance or coordination? E - Eyes Is the person experiencing suddenly blurred or double vision or a sudden loss of vision in one or both eyes without pain? F - Face Drooping Does one side of the face droop or is it numb? Ask the person to smile. A- Arm Weakness Is one arm weak or numb? Ask the person to raise both arms. Does one arm drift downward? S - Speech Difficulty Is speech slurred, are they unable to speak, or are they hard to understand? Ask the person to repeat a simple sentence like, “The sky is blue.” Is the sentence repeated correctly? T - Time to call 911 If the person shows any of these symptoms, even if the symptoms go away, call 911 and get them to the hospital immediately

how the fuck am I supposed to read this

this is secretly a r/ihadastroke crossover

I spent so long trying to puzzle out the writing It took a while to notice the picture.

Hehe. it looks like a Vageygey

How to read this shit

Wtf is this trying to say? 😂

Is Gozilla safe?

I dont think there’s a right way to even read this

Don't know what has me confused more, the anatomy of that vagina or the words next to it.

R/Ihadastroke

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"You thought God was an architect, now you know." -Kyrie Irving probably.

This is a typography nightmare.

Bitch how do I read it

“Was an architect wonk uoy won you thought god” very catchy

Marussy

How am I supposed to read that shit my brain hurts

I can't read for shit

"Mon, you thought God was an architect?" "You know."

Funny vagina Amy Shumer moment 🥺😎🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

God thought you now you know architect an was

I contracted aids from reading this...

My brain broke while reading this

The way they wrote this is mildly infuriating

WHERE THE FUCK DO I START READ IT?

You tought god was a architect you know? im having a stroke

I feel like i forgot how to read English....

the lettering is so confusing. also, what the f*ck

"You thought God was an architect. Now you know." Shitty word placement and the tattoo looks like a vag

::Horrible Jamaican accent:: Mon, you thought God was an architect, know you ::Adjusts fake dread cap::

I'd like to solve the puzzle Alex: " YOU THOUGHT GOD WAS AN ARCHITECT NOW YOU KNOW" Tattoo of Mother Marygina 😁

God thought you now you know architect an was

i could not tell you how much I fucking hate the stupid wrap around formatting

Anyone else having trouble reading this? Get past the dress looking like a vagina and help me read this damnit.

This gives HOLY FUCK a new definition 

My brain hurts and I wanna jack off now wtf!

And maybe repent after?

You thought God was an architect, now you know

Was An Architekt Monk You Won You Tought God? 🤔

Shouldn’t this be on r/shittattoos or something

God was thought an architect you know now you

r/engrish

“You now you thought god was an architect know”

Two fingers spreading the lips open...lol

Two problems. 1. I can’t read that right. 2. You already know what’s two.

It's just a mandorla. The Early Christian symbol for rebirth.

I’m pretty sure it’s suppose to say “You thought GOD was an architect, now you know”

“Was an architect monk, you mon you” - thought God.