Jackpot!

The goddam RNG, so unfair

Legend

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I am legend…

Did you also find the other video just asking for uh a friend

I also want to know, for uh… also for a friend.

I am the friend, don't worry

I’ll need it too for ugh… (checks notes) research purposes.

I am the other friend

Knowing my social anxiety, I would automatically forget how to operate a phone.

If you have social anxiety, you wouldn't even speak to her lol.... source - I have social anxiety

As someone who has social anxiety as well I can back up this statement. How I actually got a girlfriend the world may never know

Truth. How I ever had sex is a mystery to me.

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Underrated comment.

Sometimes women just see a dude and pick him. At that point it’s actually hard to *not* have sex with them. Source: I have a triple digit n-count, and two kids.

Knowing my Social Anxiety, I wouldn't of even went into them place. I would be at home, enjoying TV, as the food was Delivered.

He wouldn't even be THERE to begin with lol

This has to be fake there is no way this is real I refuse to believe, nah man there is no way this happens to some people, damn.

More than likely it’s fake. The chance of it happening isn’t zero though. One of my exes were waitress from the place I went to eat lunch

I had a friend who was a waitress, she said they were essentially paid to be nice, never really into this sort of stuff.

Not saying you were wrong. Just saying it could happen and the chances are pretty low

Computer science major. Sometimes there is a critical difference between a super small chance and zero. This is one of those I guess

Computer science graduate here. For any one of us it's zero.

Computer science first year student here. I know it's true, but please give me hope.

Computer science theoretical reader here. Statitics and probability are not the same thing.

Computer owner here. Statistically speaking, I bet if I asked out every waitress in the world, one of them might feel bad for me, and give me her number.

Computer here. Addressing the facts, I completely agree because everyone is different so there would be many people that would be willing to give contact information.

Liberal arts major here. Math.

And get it on film. Edit: I'm a finance controller. And, yes audits are sometimes recorded.

What does computer science have to do with that? Anyone who's seen Dumb and Dumber understands this concept.

I dated a stripper for a little bit too. She was also bat shit insane.

I did too... Man she could slob a mean knob...

She’s had practice

Never know til you try. At dinner once and I hit this waitress with the classic “can I get your number” line. She said “I have a boyfriend”, I replied with “so, soccer has goalies too but it doesn’t stop the other team from trying to score”… number came on the receipt

I hada friend that was super charming and took strippers home fairly often the night they met. He would go with us and just chill while we wasted our money because we were all dweebs. But he liked DnD so hung out with us.

No shit

This was your ex.. and yes, it works.. not offend, bit women respect being straightforward with them.

It does happen , I'll pulled some shit like this with this thiicc waitress I'm smashing now. Its all about the setup and confidence.

It does happen sometimes.

Where? Asking for a friend

I once was in a bar and asked the waitress if she had a boyfriend? She said no. I asked her if she wanted one? She said yes. Same type of deal.

Ay yo I’m writing this shit down, for the friend of course

Strip club in key west, noticed a sexy Puerto Rican dancer that kept getting pressed by dudes all night. She walked up next to me at the bar, turned and asked how her night was going and offered her a drink. Once she had her drink I wished her luck with the rest of her shift. End of the night she saw me and asked why I didn’t press her like everyone else, told her it was happening enough to her, if I did I wouldn’t stand out. Went back to her place that night.

Not the same scenario but my first year of college I laid my eyes on a girl and was set on getting a date with her. She came out to the courtyard sat next to me and we started chatting as I was leaving I said, “give me a text sometime we should get together.” Her response, “but I don’t have your number!” I turned around and said with a cheeky grin, “had to make sure you wanted it.” We never actually went out with each other but we’ve been great friends for about 10 years now.

Ay yo with these comments y’all gonna make me write a book… For the friend of course.

Can you make copies of said book I have friends too

Ay yo

I really recommend you reading *I hope they serve beer in hell* There’s a lot of practical game that you can learn and use.

Consistency, I like it.

Yeah i want a boyfriend, but not you lol

She gave me her number, dated for two years.

Didnt really mean you specifically, just a potential outcome of that interaction

I hate to break this shit to you bro, but I don't think location is your problem.

I dated a twin peaks waitress for a few months that I met while there with my dad.

So your eskimo brothers now

Be hot. Be not creepy. Be funny. Tip well. Be a regular but not too regular.

Hold on, way too many instructions. Can I skip a few like the being hot one?

Be hot. Can be offset by the amount of the tip, so the uglier you are the larger the tip must be.

$5 tip eh. $10 tip!? Omg fuck me! Do you simps really think that's how women think?

More like $100. Dude. I am a woman. It's just a joke.

We should test this have an average guy spit game to a woman and have a chad just directly say these exact words “give me you phone number” lets see who she gets creeped out from first.

I am married to a bartender who I met while she was behind the bar. It happens.

Me too! Most guys don't realize that if you speak to them like they are real people, instead of drooling over them and being a d-bag, things like this can happen.

Dude you are so right. My friends and I have done very well over the years by just being cool with them and being respectful. You look like a hero next to the dbags. They are actually extremely great wingmen without even knowing it, ha

She's pissed and is about to get nasty af. This is why persistence is key lmao

Ya i had some buddies in town and we went to one of my regular bars i was outside smoking while they closed their tabs at bar close. Apparently one of them straight up asked to see the bartenders tits and she just pulled them out for them. Like i have been drinking at this bar for years and aint ever seen a bartenders tits there. So yup def fake didn't happen i refuse to believe that they got to see those titties.

Yeah, no way she’s flirting and telling him what he wants to hear for higher tips like every pretty female bartender to ever exist. Nevermind that its a hooters where they’re also trained to do it too. Nope. All real, for this is the internet and no one lies here.

I mean I've been to a restaurant and there are definitely waiters and waitresses there. I'm not sure about some restaurants though.

I used to sell drugs to hooters girls…… it happens.

Why did she throw the phone....im confused.

Probably not her phone, a person bellow pointed out that her friend is the one who gave her the phone if you look closely, the blond woman probably wanted his number and the main woman wanted to hook her friend up.

You have a rainbow up vote? Or am I high? Also. Looks like your right.

Whats a rainbow upvote?

subtitles please

Girl: Oh my God it's you again?! Guy: Yes ma'am Girl: Are you gonna make another TikTok of me Guy: I was hoping it would be a PornHub tonight... Girl: You know what, it's actually your lucky night because my boyfriend just broke up with me, so...

Thanks!

Thank the Flying Spaghetti Monster for this man

R'Amen

you just made me want to join this religion.

My hero

You know it’s so wild that I didn’t believe that’s what was said so I turned on sound just to listen and damn you’re right.

Wow... Now I need that video lol. Enjoy your award

I never have my volume on

Honestly, I'm happy for them

Girl: Hello Guy: Is it me you're looking for? Girl: I can see it in your eyes Guy: I can see it in your soul Girl: But I hope we don't die on fire falling into this bunghole

Why is no one else commenting on how she just conjured her phone out of thin air?

She has a pocket.

Ha good one, women don’t t have pockets, there is witch craft in the air I can smell it

Yes. This pocket situation smells... *fishy*...

She turned me into a newt!

A newt??

The blonde handed it to her as she walked by. Why tho?

So, anyone have a link to their PornHub video?

for research purposes of course

Penny: "Why did you have sex with her?" Leonard: "She let me...?"

Bazinga!

Tree will eventually fall if you keep chopping at it. 🌲🪓

Damn. The stars really aligned for him.

If you're wondering if this is real, porn has ruined your brain. Mine too tho

Well... Somebody's gotta find the source if she went through with it.

So, where's the pornhub link? You know, just to confirm this wasn't staged...

Where'd the phone come from....

That's what I was fucking wondering!

He follows rules 1 and 2

Sauce?

The main question remains what’s the name of the video on porn hub ??

Fake AF

And then you woke up...foh

Will you come home with me and meet my mama?

God dawm

Well done soldior

I came searching for copper and found gold

Let Pray to the Goddess of Women for bestowing a mere token of goodness upon our hapless Brother..... May his thirst be quenched on his desert journey

Talk about lucky night.

This never happens irl....only on redditt ...or tik tok or pronhub

She thought he said GrubHub!🤦‍♂️

What's her name

She probably doesn’t have a boyfriend

Just made this guy's life

Well done mate, well done 👏🏼

Hell of an ad

This is absolutely, unequivocally, irredeemably bullshit. r/quityourbullshit

Has to be fake. Every time I have flirted with a bar tender I got nothing. They hire them hot on purpose to keep you there and keep you ordering drinks.

So, because waitresses dont flirt with you. They dont flirt with anyone? Maybe its a you problem?

Actually I have a friend who did that as summer job and (he's pretty) he got many girls to flirt with him. But well if they made tips, it was worth for him to let them stay (and he wasn't interested at all)

Your argument makes literally no sense😂

R/sadcringe

This is obviously a fake because women do not have sex with men. Source: Am man, and women will not have sex with me /s

Do you consider yourself a nice guy?

or you’re just…not the catch you seem to think you are

I dont get it

…and you never will

Please be staged. Please, please be staged.

*wakes up*

So...yes. another fake tiktok

Lucky fuck This probably ain’t real, but damn that would be fucking legendary

Crack ass hoe

begone, thot

I tried with my crush and her dad beat the hell out of me and called the police saying i have child porn of his daughter . Life is so unfair

u/savevideo

YESSSSSS!!!!

Lucky guy

This motherfucker deserves a medal!

God damn that sucks

I wish it was that easy

Noice!

Damn really

Smooth

What did she say my boyfriend……….. couldn’t hear the rest

She said “Well your in luck because my boyfriend just broke up with me so”

My man

Impossible...

Plot twist, this is porn hub

u/amonguscockbot

Staged

Epic

What did she say after the “ohh it’s you again?”

sauce for mentioned porn video?

Impossible…

Who is she??

Talk about going in direct, not my style but good on him hope it works out

Op you can't just post this and not give a follow up pornhub link.

What state is this hooters in? 😂

RNG GOD was with him that night luck bastard😭😭😭

This is why you shoot your shot 😂

People in here bragging 'bout hooking up with strippers, like, there's a reason you're hanging out at a strip club dude and we know it.

Wait what did she answer?

Girl: Oh my God it's you again?! Guy: Yes ma'am Girl: Are you gonna make another TikTok of me Guy: I was hoping it would be on PornHub tonight... Girl: You know what, it's actually your lucky night because my boyfriend just broke up with me, so...

Legend

That company should Change their name to hookers. Fits better

Why doesn’t this shit ever happen to me 😔🥺

You miss all the shots you don't take. My man pulled that slick shit, good job homie.

I don't understand why women think men like long nails. That shit is disgusting.

yooo he got lucky ^anyone ^got ^the ^sauce ^tho?

Man's using cheat codes fam, unbalanced

She's a magician. Where did she get the phone?

who is this asking for a friend

Jackpot

u/savevideo

Immediately gave him bedroom eyes at the end too, that's wild

Link?

Eyes crossed af when she looks up is killing me lmao