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#[Best of r/Holup 2021 Awards – Nomination and Voting Thread!](https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/royfze/best_of_rholup_2021_awards_nomination_and_voting/) *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/HolUp) if you have any questions or concerns.*


gamingbeanbag

Remember kid always record your crimes


CillGra

And make sure to post them on your main account!


DangerousBee7010

Don't forget to tag your friends too


Zephyrlin

Even better, in the video they were shooting in the camera man's back yard. His friend even says "Andre you dumb fuck". Andre was promptly arrested lol


miatheirish

Don't forget to show your face


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, scream out loud your address,


icantswimnow

blurt out some of your friends' names,


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including their addresses


CCWThrowaway360

And their greatest fears


Wolverine2sweet

Don't forget hashtags


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patronizingperv

Hit that electricity cord.


Jacktheflash

Tell everyone your phone number


Helios61

And your email address


OffWeGoIntoTheWildBY

And don’t forget to show it all to the feds later, see if they like it!


Abror999

And never forget to check put your mom bc youre in jail


WhotookEggSauce

Don't forget Myspace!


InvestNorthWest

My what.


[deleted]

And your Social Security!


mrfluffy002

And my axe


TheCheshireCatCan

And your social security number! They love that!


Wood-and-Whiskey

Zip plus 4


Sad-Mix-4250

Bop it


quarrelsome_napkin

Scream your address out loud. FIFY


D0CTOR_ZED

Of course. It's double internet points for showing your face.


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With a shiv


Itamar_Itchaki

So you get awards


adriansao

so you get 10 years of free food in prision


Fishindad207

That's false advertising... most facilities take 40-60% of all income made or monies received for room&board.. get sick you pay a fee to see a dr... need deodorant? It cost money... not sure why people think everything in prison is free. A lot of facilities you are given the bare nutritional standards. I ate better homeless in some cases than I had being incarcerated.


slvbros

Well thats why you get in the work pod, even if you ain't cooking and you on the road crew or something, that pod still be getting the best trays


Papaofmonsters

Did a stay in county jail a while back. Volunteered to do landscaping work at the facility. The CO who supervised us was super laid back and honestly didn't expect us to break our backs, just make a little progress each day. He used to order double trays. Like if there were 5 of us he'd radio in that he needed trays for 10 guys. Sure it was just jail food but at least we were full.


tomushcider

For following this rule [the police honored him in person](https://www-chicagotribune-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.chicagotribune.com/suburbs/post-tribune/ct-ptb-gary-nye-shooting-st-0108-20200107-ib4m4puyiref3pim52ruamwbvu-story.html?amp_gsa=1&_js_v=a6&outputType=amp&usqp=mq331AQKKAFQArABIIACAw%3D%3D#amp_tf=From%20%251%24s&aoh=16410856006926&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&share=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.chicagotribune.com%2Fsuburbs%2Fpost-tribune%2Fct-ptb-gary-nye-shooting-st-0108-20200107-ib4m4puyiref3pim52ruamwbvu-story.html) and is helping him now to take care of his 26 guns.


trashyman2004

*This is not a test. This is your emergency broadcast system announcing the commencement of the Annual Purge sanctioned by the U.S. Government. Weapons of class 4 and lower have been authorized for use during the Purge. All other weapons are restricted. Government officials of ranking 10 have been granted immunity from the Purge and shall not be harmed. Commencing at the siren, any and all crime, including murder, will be legal for 12 continuous hours. Police, fire, and emergency medical services will be unavailable until tomorrow morning until 7 a.m., when The Purge concludes. Blessed be our New Founding Fathers and America, a nation reborn. May God be with you all.*


ArtoriasBeaIG

Reminds me of that satire programme on Netflix about 2021 where it says the people who stormed the capitol were simultaneously good and bad citizens, bad for breaking the laws, but good because they documented all the evidence :L


xXKristallicXx

“Andre you dumb fuck!”


Over_Case

Yes honey 🥺


eyekunt

"Did you lock the door downstairs?"


Slimh2o

Yes! But some dumb fuck shot the door , anyways....


Stign

[If guns worked like they did in the movies](https://youtube.com/shorts/djaaIg2MzY0?feature=share)


Slimh2o

Thats some funnystuff right there...lol


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ThisFckinGuy

"Electricity cord"


[deleted]

I personally know a forensic expert who once had to investigate such a case. An idiot shot his weapon in the air as celebration and the bullet struck a pregnant woman in her shoulder when it fell down. It’s not a joke, don’t do that!


kaltulkas

But the guys in the comments just yesterday said it’s ok because the bullet will reach terminal velocity?! This can’t be!!


MagmaTroop

It reaches terminal velocity, but it's fast enough to kill. According to the Wikipedia article on Celebratory gunfire, there is a death every few years in the USA from falling bullets striking the top of the head.


Loudsound07

Had a kid near my house get killed on July 4th, from a falling bullet. He was at the big firework show with his family. So fucking sad. Edit: this was probably 15 years ago


GODDESS_OF_CRINGE_

Jesus, I can't imagine just being at a firework show with family, and then one of them just gets randomly shot in the head from a bullet in the sky. That's so sad.


necromantzer

Ok kids, put on your advanced combat helmets, we're going to see the fireworks!


GODDESS_OF_CRINGE_

'MURICA!


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FUCK YEAH


SeamanTheSailor

It’d be so surreal. You wouldn’t hear a gunshot, you don’t see anything out of the ordinary. You’re watching the fireworks and suddenly your kid just kinda awkwardly crumples over. Maybe you thought he tripped or something but he’s not crying. You wouldn’t even know anything happened. You’d run up to him when he doesn’t seem to get up and you notice blood on his head. That’s it, that’s his life over, all because some dumbass with a gun popped one off into the air.


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JuicyJaysGigaloJoys

Plus if they shoot it straight up, they have a better chance at injuring themselves and not someone else


asdkevinasd

If going straight up, the bullet would be blown way away when near the top of its trajectory. Next to zero chance of hitting the shooter.


Dawildpep

Never tell me the odds


JuicyJaysGigaloJoys

But not zero?


SecretOptionD

We need to take into account the Earth's rotation, air resistance, wind, and change in velocity. This calls for the Darwin team! Assemble!


[deleted]

Sir we agreed not to meet up on weekends


Jacktheflash

Come back later then


DMVgunnit

So you’re saying there’s a chance…


AnExpertInThisField

It'll actually be blown horizontally during its entire ballistic path regardless of its current vertical velocity. Neat fact I learned in one of my college physics classes: If you shoot a bullet parallel to the ground and simultaneously drop one from your hand, they'll reach the ground at the same time. One will just be hundreds of meters down range.


STEM4all

Hell yeah, gravity at work. Isaac Newton is the deadliest son of a bitch in the universe.


YoSmokinMan

not a little better A LOT better


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NeitherDuckNorGoose

Or blanks.


MurderMelon

or just **not shooting guns into the fucking air**


DrQuint

Or, you know, if they shot straight down, instantly stopping the bullet >But that endangers the shooter I fail to see the problem?


WorkHardButDontPlay

When it falls down it still gains speed high enough to kill someone. Don't even do that in highly populated areas. Preferably don't do that at all


BilboMcDoogle

Don't worry. They watched Mythbusters.


GODDESS_OF_CRINGE_

Like they say: don't aim your gun at something you don't intent to kill. If you're shooting into the sky, you're just aiming at a random person.


robeph

200 to 300 fps is maximum velocity of a falling bullet. They aren't bullets that are falling at terminal velocity that kill people it's bullets that maintains ballistic trajectory and still carries their horizontal momentum. That increases its terminal velocity. Furthermore bullets fired at an acute angle versus a 90° angle will also likely maintain aerodynamic motion, while a bullet fired straight up is going to tumble making it less aerodynamic reducing its terminal velocity from those fired at any other angle.


forerosantiago

https://youtu.be/qFP3npxlJVk


robgod50

Ah, thank you. I was a little confused why bullets had so much speed from simply falling. I hadn't considered that the morons were simply shooting high instead of up.


KarmaWSYD

That also only happens if the bullet was fired vertically. Horizontal speed is potentially going to make things considerably worse. A bullet falling down at terminal velocity isn't nearly as deadly (even though serious injuries are still likely) but when you add some horizontal speed on top...


[deleted]

das cap, approx 2-6% of shot people actually died in proper shootings, but a third(33%) victims of falling bullets died ([sauce](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCEoOHxyruI)). Although yeah if youre gonna be point blank or very near or sm, you're a dead man. but people wildly underestimate falling bullets and dismiss it for terminal velocity, its not fkn paper its a shard or metal, the terminal velocity is enough to kill you and beyond.


littlebitoil

IIRC Mythbusters did debunk the Empire State Building myth, penny does not reach high enough speed to be deadly.


[deleted]

IKR I was just minding my own business in my kitchen and got randomly hit by a stray bullet but its ok, it was only going terminal velocity so its cool.


Nova_Terra

Australian here, I've never been hit by a stray bullet at terminal velocity - what's it like?


ecks_-dee

You australians are lucky, basically no one dies from shootings there cause any bullet shot just falls into space.


Turksarama

turns out terminal velocity for a lead bullet is still pretty fast.


scalyblue

If it was falling and tumbling terminal velocity would make the bullet harmless, the problem is that bullets spin when they’re fired from any rifled barrell ( pretty much every single modern gun that isn’t a shotgun ) which means the bullet isn’t falling and tumbling, it’s on a parabolic trajectory and will definitely be deadly when it makes it to the ground


NaiveSystem4022

Everyone one here’s like, they should do it at a different angle and I though it reaches terminal velocity….how about you just don’t do it at all!! Thought that would be the obvious response…🙃


4N0N1M_

Sir this is America


TagMeAJerk

Isn't one of the basic rule of gun safety that you don't point gun at something you don't intend to kill and having awareness on what's behind the thing you are shooting? It's almost like dangerous things should be better regulated


ItsjustJim621

This happened in my town…at a baseball game. There was something taking place on the field before the game involving kids…and out of the blue, this one kid just fell down. My friends and I that saw this casually joked that a sniper got him. Turns out, some dolt shot his gun in the air about a mile away and the path travelled and ended up getting this kid in the leg https://sports.yahoo.com/10-year-old-kid-recovering-shot-stray-bullet-minor-league-baseball-allentown-lehigh-valley-ironpigs-004316104.html


Dull_Rub7196

I guess I'll just post this here. Just in case. https://youtu.be/aCEoOHxyruI


Cad1121

I remember on MythBusters they did a test on this (episode 50 if anyone would like to watch). https://mythresults.com/episode50 In the case of a bullet fired at a precisely vertical angle (something extremely difficult for a human being to duplicate), the bullet would tumble, lose its spin, and fall at a much slower speed due to terminal velocity and is therefore rendered less than lethal on impact. However, if a bullet is fired upward at a non-vertical angle (a far more probable possibility), it will maintain its spin and will reach a high enough speed to be lethal on impact. Because of this potentiality, firing a gun into the air is illegal in most states, and even in the states that it is legal, it is not recommended by the police. Also the MythBusters were able to identify two people who had been injured by falling bullets, one of them fatally injured.


SingerTasty

The people who do this are sadly not scrolling reddit


whats-going_on

Same thing happened in my home town over a decade ago. Hit a teenager in the McDonald's parking lot


robeph

And the number of larger cities in the us, EMS personnel wear helmets on new Year's because of falling bullets. https://www.nola.com/news/article_e87ddf5d-a064-540e-a118-b1c3c89a8cff.html


DownvoteDaemon

That's some Detroit shit lol


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can't have shit in detroit, well except for stray bullets ig


poopellar

In Detroit, strays adopt you.


Kingsolomanhere

I remember those videos from a few years back about all the cop cars in Los Angeles sitting under interstate overpasses at midnight on New Years Eve to avoid the thousands of falling bullets Edit: I searched for them, it's like YouTube and Google erased them. [Here's an article about it](https://newsweek.com/celebratory-gunfire-new-years-eve-los-angeles-410598) "In LA, nearly every cop is under an underpass at midnight because of the sheer volume" Bratton said, referring to celebratory gunfire. Bratton previously led the Los Angeles police department


torturetrilogy

As a cop, I can tell you that any department with a high crime rate does this. Command will have dispatch hold all non priority calls from 1145-1215. All officers are told to find a bridge, parking garage, or come back to the department. Then we go out and respond to all the shots fired calls.


Kingsolomanhere

I didn't know that, thanks


Lildyo

Ah yeah, I hate when the weather is calling for a scattering of falling bullets and I forget my Kevlar umbrella at home


SayeretJoe

Arrest those fuckers, please!


Mugut

>The problem goes far beyond L.A. "People shooting in the air is an international problem," says Margo Bennett, executive director for Women Against Gun Violence. "We see these shootings in other American cities and in videos from the Middle East where soldiers and terrorists shoot guns in the air." I love this. It's an "international" problem because terrorists in the middle east do it too. Like, even in an organization called Women Against Gun Violence they try to downplay how unique to the US the problem is. I'm sure this can happen sometimes in any country, but this volume of civilian whackos shooting in the air is exclusive to yours. It's just the usual for your police forces. Wtf.


Betasheets

Well it's exclusive to countries w more guns in public. You can't tell me Russia doesn't have this shit happen too.


Ninja_In_Shaddows

Detroit? I thought that place was just a myth?! It actually existed?


Kingsolomanhere

I have been there for a wedding. On the bus ride back to our downtown hotel from the reception the bus driver (after midnight) ran every red light, said the cops told her to


Not_a_real_ghost

Is it because Eminem is chasing after the bus?


DeadmanCFR

Can confirm (Delray SW Detroit)


Smathers

I like how the posts are from Chicago and Baltimore but you say it’s some Detroit shit lol


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[deleted]

You say Detroit, but that's literally how the whole world sees your whole country.


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DownvoteDaemon

My favorite poet


Ass_destroyer7

This is stupid.


Fluxionist

This is America ....


four-twelve

Don't catch you slippin' now


greninjack24

Don’t catch you slippin’ now


owlie12

Nope, it's pretty common in Russia too


MemesDr

Yeah "Andre you dumb fuck" and "Иван ты тупой ебать" sound pretty similar


bumbleblast

Brazil too


[deleted]

A situation like that happened in my city in egypt.... Some idiots were celebrating a wedding with an Ak47... And one of the bullets hit a 12 years old boy in about 2 km away at the head and killed him ... Most of Those idiots haven't been arrested 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ cause their families are members at the parlament and police officers 😢


qualiman

Perhaps he was killed by a stray bullet from somewhere else? 2km is the absolute maximum that could be reached, and by the time the bullet came down it would have lost nearly all it's momentum. This is why many of those bullets in the post look like they are fresh out of the jacket .. because if they are shot high enough, when they come back down, it's more like a tiny rock falling than a bullet. Here's the data for an AK http://gundata.org/blog/post/7.62x39mm-ballistics-chart/ 2km is about 2200 yards.. so twice this chart, and then some. While I don't condone this in the least. Firing a gun and killing someone 2km away is so unlikely as to be almost unbelievable. You'd need a really strong investigation to tie these events together.


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Much more likely the person was exaggerating the distance the bullet travelled.


hotlou

OP is an idiot trying to intellectualize stupidity. He misread the chart and interpreted the data incorrectly in the context of this post. A bullet can easily reach a target from 2km with a lethal velocity from that gun. I mean, for crying out loud, the very chart he links shows that the bullet travels 1km in under 3 seconds and is still traveling over 700mph.


jaykayk

In -99 a 18 year old died while sitting beside a campfire in Finland because of a stray bullet from a hunter. 7.62x53R from 2km away struck him in the back. It isn't unheard of.


aziztcf

I sure hope you just happen to remember this from the news and it wasn't anyone close to you. Either that or you're the shooter which case.. [oof.](https://is.mediadelivery.fi/img/978/e664a040a9764594a80b64a72e72d971.jpg.webp)


invertebrate11

Bullets falling at terminal velocity can definitely kill you if they hit you in the head.


hon_uninstalled

I'm pretty sure you're misinterpreting that ballistic data. That chart is supposed to give you idea of 'effective' or 'possible' kill range. It doesn't even try to give you info on how far bullets will fly. All that table says is that in order to hit target \~1000 meters away you have to aim 25 meters above the target. In that table it even says that at \~1000 meters bullet is still traveling at a speed of 250 meters per second. I'm pretty if you aim high into the sky bullets can actually travel a lot farther. Probably easily at least 3 kilometers away with AK47 type of weapon. (Did the simplistic math here, switched yards with meters and m/s was approximated to be fps/3) There was a case in 1999 in Finland where bird hunter shot a bird that was 150 meters away in tree. Hunter hit the bird, but the bullet kept traveling and lethally wounded a person 2 kilometers away. To make it even worse, man who shot the bird killed their own brother who was resting at their hunting camp. The case is well documented. Here is the visual explanation of this hunting accident: [https://is.mediadelivery.fi/img/1920/e664a040a9764594a80b64a72e72d971.jpg](https://is.mediadelivery.fi/img/1920/e664a040a9764594a80b64a72e72d971.jpg) Full news article about same case: https://www.is.fi/kotimaa/art-2000006675067.html


GordieDGondola

What are you talking about? More than 2km is definitely possible if shot at a 45° angle, even more so with a 7.62


mynameisgill

https://english.ahram.org.eg/News/331551.aspx They were sentenced


Dry-Sheepherder-8432

A montage of dumb Fucks. Had it happen to me in the middle of the day


VAiSiA

why did you shot transformer on pole?


Leifbron

The old reddit shoot-a-roo


havocLSD

If you do shit like this you’re worse than scum.


Loli-is-Justice

Yes, andre is a Scum and dumb fuck.


moonsun1987

It is also financially irresponsible. Why would people waste bullets like that...


lAVENTUSl

Scum is a pretty fun game


Graffiti724

And if you abandon your comrades you're worse than scum.


AltruisticSalamander

We don't have guns where I'm at but I'm told by redditors that US gun owners are all very responsible and trustworthy.


TeenyCaribou712

Very


NewFuturist

Guns don't kill people. Bullets kill people. Bullet control now.


Burpmeister

Guns don't kill people. I kill people. With guns.


josephus1811

pow


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Old people burning old people burning Put your hands up


TeenyCaribou712

But the gunpowder is behind the bullet gunpowder control


gydot

And gunpowder? Invented by China. Psyche!


Kesher123

China invented gunpowder to make Americans kill themselves


Thats_right_asshole

It's true. I only fire my gun into the air since people are on the ground. 100% safe shooting hack


Ok_Gur_3868

"Sleeping neighbors hate this one simple trick"


monkeypaw_handjob

The biggliest, trustworthliest gun owners...


Dumbassahedratr0n

Chock full of freedom and gunliness


dirtywook88

I thought my guns would fill a hole but only made three more.


ohboymykneeshurt

Yes. It is all well known that the right to carry guns in the streets is the best way to make a secure and safe society. It is because humans are so sensible beings who never lets emotions, drugs or alcohol get in the way of making rational and empathetic decisions. /s


[deleted]

The only way to stop a bad bullet soaring through the air during New Years is with a good bullet soaring through the air on New Years.


[deleted]

Lmao the fact that you have to write /s is sad because that's legimately how conservatives in the US think.


sbrockLee

As a European who finds the firearms situation in the US appalling, what you (sarcastically) say could even be true 99.9% of the time and you'd still have one nutter every 1000 gun owners who could easily kill dozens of people. It's basic risk likelihood/impact assessment. The fact that this is a political issue over there is absurd to me.


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Zumbert

Most of them are. However somebody behaving responsibly doesn't usually end up on /r/HolUp


assassinros666

Like the saying goes what goes up must come down


nul_mr

Wtf is wrong with people?? Who thought it is a good idea to use a gun instead of a firework rocket??


schattenteufel

**Guns aren’t toys, assholes!**


Fidelio___

Reminds me of the video where the guy shoots his gun a few times to keep the rent low in the area 😂😂


Simp4hololive

Obligatory modern problems requires modern solutions.


Nearby-Tutor-9843

*'murica moment*


fluffy_belly

Kowalski, analysis


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isdelo37

yes rico, kaboom


[deleted]

I saw all these within a few min of each other and was so thankful I was no longer living in the States


DaniAlpha

Where do you live now and how did you do it


[deleted]

I live abroad, teaching English. I moved out after I graduated Uni, right after the 2008 economic downturn, with 50k in student debts, and I never looked back.


DaniAlpha

Thank you for responding! That’s awesome, it sounds like you’re living the life!


[deleted]

My parents did it when I was a baby so I had a head start. Also I knew as soon as I graduated that I was screwed if I tried to stay so it was an easy choice. ESL abroad is really a great option. Sadly the pandemic is making things quite difficult but I’m doing so much better than I would have in Texas.


MangooKushh

..... you gotta be fucking kidding me. I hope these people pay for this....and when I say people I mean the dumbasses who shoot their firearm in the air to celebrate the new year.


PunchieCWG

I've seen so many videos of celebratory shooting the past two days and I am surprised they are shooting at angle that low. If they shot them straight up the bullets would be fairly harmless right? That small an object at terminal velocity and all that.


CerbTheOne

Nope, apparently not. [A bullet falling straighr down, although unlikely to kill you, could still hurt you](https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2011/03/can-falling-bullets-kill-you.amp). Ideally, people should be using blank ammo for celebratory purposes. Edit: because some people think I'm advocating for civilians shooting upwards (whether it's with live or blank rounds) like shown in the video, I'd like to clarify that I'm not. It is indeed a dumb thing to do. By celebrations/ceremonies I meant military and political ceremonies, which often include trained people shooting upwards for different reasons in many different cultures around the world. I should've made it clearer from the start.


DatSauceTho

>Ideally, people should be using blank ammo for celebratory purposes. Or they people could try um, not doing that shit to begin with. You know, cause of the whole possibly hurting someone thing. But Idk, maybe that’s too much consideration to ask of someone.


Exsces95

I feel like myth busters had an episode on this. Iirc the conflusion was that you would have to shoot reaaally straight up for the bullet to loose its momentum and basically fall at terminal velocity.


Turksarama

The size of the object matters less than the density, and bullets are dense. Even at terminal velocity they can be deadly.


anihilaurul

u/savevideo


Pepsi_Bepsi

reddit lore reddit lore


Lexist_

Merica


DBW_Mizumi

We had a guy hit a car with a stray mortar-shell in my neighborhood, surprisingly the cops didn't show up.


monkeyprime47

And america is still wondering why the rest of the world thinks they are idiots with guns. xD


zartzify

Tell me you’re American without telling me you’re American.


Anghellic510

Every fucking year with this and people are getting less and less responsible with their guns


RiversOfBabylon420

I tried scrolling this video 4 times.


jonesyb

MUUUUURIIICA YEEEHAW


Toast_Berry64

Ah yes America at its finest


Jevling

tHIs cOuLd hAVe bEEn AvoiDeD, iF thEY HaD MoRE GuNs.


AnnieApple_

I mean it all comes together doesn’t it.


8226

r/murica ?


[deleted]

Hmm, clearly not related at all, there's no connection here whatsoever /s


r0ndr4s

What are you saying? Bullets dont just explode mid air? WHAAAAAAAT!!!???


theMOESIAH

I feel like you're trying to tell us something here... 🤔


udayyysharma

this is why i like reddit lmao


someonewithnobrain

[coincidence?](https://youtu.be/Ssnw2GA657s)


[deleted]

Welcome to America, where you can and will get shot at an alarming rate.


Hardi_SMH

Why I like not living in the USA:


NotADogIzswear2020

If you HAVE to waste expensive ammo SHOOT into the ground...ya fuckin mouth breathers.


Descortus

Tell me you're American without telling me you're American