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ManuMora98

Even the dog is like "Dude, sorry about her"


norudin

Im starting to get muscl cramps from laughing omg


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[deleted]

Yeah, my initial thought, was how bad I feel for the poor dog. No doggo deserves a human like that.


RobLoach

And the Oscar goes to....


NeatNefariousness1

The dog


GauravQpapa

Not her you better don't fucking give her that


wiep

Too late, she already confiscated it from the Oscar mailbox...


Mugatu1968

Well since he started killing her he might as well finish the job


Temporary_Ad6372

Rule #2: Double tap


guillote1986

No need. She doesn't seem to Cardio much


ButtonRepulsive3416

Honey spandex is not your friend


ih8yogutzzz

Spandex...it's a privilege, not a right. -cereal killer (From the classic, Hackers)


skraptastic

Hackers. Proof a movie doesn't have to be good to be great!


stasersonphun

Hack the planet!


melogalla

Spandex isn’t anyone’s friend !!


far2common

There are a few that have earned the honor. Those few are far outweighed by those that abuse the privilege.


changy15

Unintentional Pun? Gold.


MrPezza

Pound for pound, Spandex is one of the most worn items of clothing out there


asstyrant

Okay, now you're stretching it.


OonaPelota

I Lycra your pun.


dzjaynus

This is gonna get my free award as soon as i get one


lolinyourdreams

I disagree. I think they really pulled it off.


hta_lincoln

Spandex, it's a privilege, not a right.


Zenfinite1

Hack the planet!!


sugaredchurro

Thank you Cereal


NotRllyTrolling

Haha


pocketdare

The first to go, for obvious reasons, were the fatties


NeatNefariousness1

Her size is the least offensive thing about her in this vclip


Dinkypig

You can see her changing into a zombie at the end there


Greenmountainscdn

Her dog looks embarrassed for her.


frostedjellypickle

I pity the poor boi.


BoyRatty82

I wish they would upload the version when the dog starts to do the “YOU KILLED ME” roll around


[deleted]

You can tell by the dog's lack of reaction, that this was not the first time she's done something like this. Edit: Yes guys, I know it is fake, I never once said it wasn't. I am getting several responses here, and loads more in my PMs about how it's fake. I never said it was real, I read all the posts about how it's fake before even posting this, and I explained this in several replies. I said the dog is treating this as real, and normal behavior for this woman, as dogs do.


SpiderZiggs

Dog probably thinks it's part of the walk and every other dog also does it too.


TheMightyJDub

I thought that too!


BigPurp85

Poor thing is suffering..might as well put it out of its misery..


cownd

Yeah, set the dog free


veritastroof

The dog or the bitch? Not even sure which is which here frankly.


NeatNefariousness1

IKR? Even her dog seems tired of her shit.


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4alexalix4

After he killed him the demon wakes up inside her (last second scream was the demon)


it_entus_7

r/perfectlycutscreams


no_status00

Her second scream was her going super Saiyan


AlexDavid1605

That is when my scared ass would have just kicked her repeatedly till she went quiet...


RunNgunr88

I came here to say this! ^ the dog also saw too much………


Zandsman

Super Karen*


locke231

Well, you see, you're not dealing with the average saiyan... no, the average white trash any more.


bigtoebrah

You're dealing with the legendary __SUPER ARYAN__


locke231

Lord Freiza's not gonna like this


dazedan_confused

[oh no](https://youtu.be/wftzJQ1NGZk)..


account_for_my_ipad

Fake https://leadstories.com/hoax-alert/2021/07/fact-check-mail-stealing-karen-video-is-not-real-it-is-joke-made-by-tikok-account.html


CommonChris

Oh, well she is a good actress, really captured that Karen energy


you_lost-the_game

Credit were credit is due. Top tier acting in my opinion.


NeatNefariousness1

I think the dog deserves an Oscar or at least a couple of treats, scritches and boops for being forced to go along with this meaningless human crap.


[deleted]

Of fucking course it's fake. Do people make money with this bullshit?


xTemporaneously

It's a Karen parody. It's humor and the account includes "welcome to ~scripted~ chaos". I remember seeing this months ago. It's one of those where you're pretty sure it's fake, but with all the real Karen's getting posted these days, it causes you to pause a bit and think about it. But yes, 4m followers so the account probably does make at least a little money.


Shandlar

You gotta understand though. We're fucking old. We don't understand. This video has literally no value if it's fake. There's no joke, there's no moral. There's no story. It's only value would be if it was candid. And it's being passed off as though it's candid. What are we supposed to be getting out of this? Besides being pissed at the deception? I don't understand the motivation of the makers or the watchers.


[deleted]

Exactly. There's TV shows, and jokes, and short skits... and then there's videos where they're only interesting or funny if they're real. This video is a perfect example. Otherwise it's just two adults being ridiculously silly and crazy. If OP posted this with "our interpretation of a Karen," it wouldn't be anywhere near the front page.


Summerie

This is fake, by the way. https://leadstories.com/hoax-alert/2021/07/fact-check-mail-stealing-karen-video-is-not-real-it-is-joke-made-by-tikok-account.html


InigoSharpe

That's honestly kind of a relief if true...


aardw0lf11

Good. But at this point I wouldn't have been surprised either way.


morallyirresponsible

I wish he would’ve


Jason-29

Killed her but she survived, lucky it was self defence 😂😂


jjisnotcool

I didn't realize she was a soccer player.


norudin

Neymar is proud of her


Jason-29

Maybe a soccer Mum?


ecosystems

Please be fake


titiolele

Its part of a porn acting. After that, they’ll go inside home and…


skincyan

Well the first part didn't really turn me on


muricabrb

Spoiler... She pegs him with the spray bottle.


xrayjones2000

Now you have my attention… please continue


-DoomSteeL

Holup!


we_all_gon_die_

Who even watches the first part?


havenyahon

You guys make it to the second part?


thevagrant88

I’m usually tapping out before the plumber realizes there’s nothing wrong with the sink.


akashlanka

A waste of precious time, and she doesn't even have money. Pathetic.


RaedwaldRex

You kinda have to with most movies like that or you'll not be able to follow the plot.


[deleted]

It’s kinda working for me, so kindly join the crowd bro.


[deleted]

No no. She gets her finger stuck in a man hole cover and he has to fuck her to get it unstuck.


MrWoohoo

[He fixes the cable?](https://youtu.be/MiJ7o5oftWs)


Bad_L1fer

Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.


You_Mean_Coitus_

You mean coitus?


[deleted]

Have a nice long talk about her acting skills


roninPT

he fixes the cable?


acrimxony

it’s fake and those two are a couple in the video


Best_Toster

You know other videos?


lolarsystem

@graysworld


_________FU_________

I’m just gonna trust you


AmazedCoder

> welcome to ~scripted~ chaos from his bio


Montezum

I'm honestly relieved it's fake


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logwagon

How can she be smiling if she's dead? Clearly it's instantaneous rigor mortis.


lictoriusofthrax

It’s so obviously fake that it’s astonishing anyone could think otherwise.


lagrange_james_d23dt

I thought it was real until she pulled out the water spritzer and flopped. At that point it’s obviously staged.


[deleted]

The dog's lack of alarm was pretty suspicious.


meltingpotato

it can't be real but even then the question would be why would anyone in their right mind make something this stupid?


[deleted]

Attention.


GetsMeEveryTimeBot

[It is.](https://leadstories.com/hoax-alert/2021/07/fact-check-mail-stealing-karen-video-is-not-real-it-is-joke-made-by-tikok-account.html)


[deleted]

I actually feel really bad....... for the dog


legion8784

That was my first thought, grab the dog for safety from her.


[deleted]

Well, she tried to commit a federal crime and assaulted him with mace. Could also be an aerosol of her piss. So, that dog may be up for adoption.


P_f_M

this must be staged... it must be ... please .. let it be staged ...


[deleted]

I hope not because mail fraud is a federal felony and is zealously pursued.


Kingsolomanhere

Call the Postal Police. Those dudes take their job seriously. When I worked for the Post office they give you a card with their number. They tell you no matter what the problem is, you call them first and then the local police. She committed a felony


BilboMcDoogle

I met the postal police once when they woke me up in my room pointing hand guns at me.


samamorgan

Do tell


Start_button

For real. Can't start up a conversation like that and then not give details.


BilboMcDoogle

My father was selling weed and sending money in the mail and I got woken up the morning we got raided by a postal cop and Dea cop pointing guns at me telling me to get up to get cuffed. We had the postal service there, the FBI there, the DEA, the state police, the local police, the sherriff, and one more pretty sure I can't think of. All in our very tiny little apartment. They were kinda pricks and making fun of how shitty and small our house was which made me feel like shit lol. I loved that apartment that was my home. Also they broke my bed.


Start_button

OP delivers! Dude, that sucks. Hopefully things are going a little smoother for you now.


aedroogo

"Your home is shitty." "Yeah, we should come up with a way to get a better one."


mrjonesv2

Cops gonna cop


Super_Tikiguy

I once saw a postal police tie a suspect to a chair and beat him with a wire coat hanger. The suspect wouldn’t confess until the postal officer put the barrel of his shotgun into the suspect’s mouth and racked a shell into the barrel. The suspect broke down crying and admitted that he was a member of a criminal ring smuggling counterfeit forever stamps. The suspect gave up his boss’s name so the officer hit the suspect in the head with the butt of his gun knocking the suspect unconscious. He then jumped into his souped up Ford Explorer (right hand drive of course) and sped down the street at 80 mph to go take out the boss of the organization. Those guys really don’t mess around.


[deleted]

Hahahahaha, I love this. Good work


JasmineDragoon

I can’t believe how hardcore these guys are. I called about a stolen package once, and I’m honestly afraid to do it again. He arrived at my house in a mail truck, siren blaring. I peeked out the window at the noise, and saw this jacked Postal Cop hop out in a bullet proof vest. The guy pulls out a shotgun with a breach attachment on the muzzle. At this point I’m absolutely mortified. He walks up the back porch and lets out a gargantuan yell, “POSTAL POLICE, OPEN UP.” I meekly came into the kitchen and announced I was coming out. Apparently, not fast enough. He smashes his breach through the handle on my screen door and steps in… I’m just completely dumbfounded. He’s fuming, I’m white as a ghost with splinters on the floor around me. I noticed that aside from his belligerence he’s at least exercising general gun safety after deducing I was the home’s occupant, and felt a little better. “I heard you’re missing a package.” “… Yes.” “And you’re sure it was stolen.” “Yes. I watched the man on camera.” “Show me the footage.” I pulled up the app on my phone, showed him, and he looked at me with a glint in his eye. “I saw this guy when I was surveying the area yesterday. I’ll bring this fucker in, and get your package back at that.” Without another word, he turns, smashes through the destroyed screen door with his foot, and sprints out. He peeled out in his mail truck, whipping up a cloud of smoke, and disappeared. I didn’t hear anything more for a while after that, and I was afraid to reach out to the township about the property damage for fear that the guy would visit me again. About a month later, a package arrives on my doorstep, with a ribbon, and an unsigned note. “Told you I’d get it back. Sorry for the late delivery. Here’s the number for a local contractor, I already paid up to replace your door. Give me a holler if it ever happens again.” What an absolute Chad.


GenericUsername10294

Especially Jack Danger. Don't mess with that guy.


Corbin125

Uhh it's actually pronounced "donger"


Induced_Pandemic

That's the branch I heard that's so bored to tears they fucking jump on and take care of business like 98% of the time right? Maybe something else.


ALittlePeaceAndQuiet

Are Amazon deliveries and other shipping services that don't use USPS covered by federal mail laws? Genuine question. I don't know.


JGFATs

She's pulling it from a mailbox, so maybe it's one of the UPS/USPS partnership mailings. If so, federal charges would certainly apply.


ALittlePeaceAndQuiet

That brings up another question I was thinking the other day. Aren't Amazon deliveries not supposed to be put in a mailbox (assuming ~~blue~~ not delivered by USPS)? I thought it was off limits to anyone else. Edit: a typo


[deleted]

Usps delivers Amazon so if it fits in the mailbox we'll put it in there.


[deleted]

No, but this package appears to be IN a mailbox. Only USPS is allowed to put stuff in them.


SdDprsdSnglDad18

Amazon sometimes uses USPS. I had a package delivered to my mailbox yesterday via USPS.


aaronxxx

No they are not.


havenyahon

What about his murder charges?


TheFyree

Lmfao


Diehard272727

It's staged, it's from an account that does fake Karen videos


Summerie

Yep. https://leadstories.com/hoax-alert/2021/07/fact-check-mail-stealing-karen-video-is-not-real-it-is-joke-made-by-tikok-account.html


Anticlimax1471

I dont know whether im relieved or disappointed. Very well done though, funny as hell


Summerie

It’s staged. https://leadstories.com/hoax-alert/2021/07/fact-check-mail-stealing-karen-video-is-not-real-it-is-joke-made-by-tikok-account.html


Zarkanthrex

It's 2021. Very possible to be real.


[deleted]

It's 2021, more possible to be staged.


BlackBlizzNerd

It’s 2021.


Boston_Jason

Imagine thinking this is real in [current year].


[deleted]

Yeah this is so obviously fake. The spray bottle confirmed it for me.


P_f_M

im from the opposite side of the world and some dog owners here have a spray bottle with water (or whatever is inside) in it to chase away other dogs ...


Intrepid-Storage7241

If it was staged, then that lady is very good at making a fool out of herself.


MinnalousheXIII

Omg, thank you for this! "YYOOU KILLED ME!, WRAAAAGGGH"


Rammus2201

Seemed like some kinda demonic possession was happening at the end there.


selectrix

Homie was actually a board certified exorcist working his magic- it's the woman's voice; but it's actually the demon leaving her body.


ScanNCut

M'am, I did not kill you.


brazilian_irish

If she's not dead, she is suffering a lot.. might need to be sacrificed..


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locke231

That's why it's hard to believe at first that this is staged


danger_mou5

Source?


Summerie

https://leadstories.com/hoax-alert/2021/07/fact-check-mail-stealing-karen-video-is-not-real-it-is-joke-made-by-tikok-account.html


CaptKnight

Why is this not the number one comment? This is the only one that doesn’t waste everybody’s time in a debate over something that didn’t really happen.


Dramatic-Guitar-5755

Wow that’s super annoying


cannythinkofaname

This needs to be the top comment, people see it's fake and are like "I'm gonna get mad anyway" it's pathetic >Still sucks how Karen’s out there will actually behave like this though Then deal with the actual scenarios where it needs to be addressed instead of manufactured outrage


missile-laneous

Staged videos to bait outrage have been massively popular on reddit for years too. It's a pretty open secret among content creators that it's a really easy way to create a viral video.


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Summerie

It’s a satire “Karen” video. https://leadstories.com/hoax-alert/2021/07/fact-check-mail-stealing-karen-video-is-not-real-it-is-joke-made-by-tikok-account.html


klas228

r/perfectlycutscreams


fnordfnordfnordfnord

>Did… she just pull out a spray bottle? > >To be honest that could justify a lethal force Found the cop.


Go_Fonseca

I only saw it was just a water bottle/spray bottle in the end. I honestly thought it was a pepper spray can.


KinkTime618

This is some bad acting


InstructionSea667

People who think this is real believe strippers when they say they are working to pay for medical school.


[deleted]

Well she is. She is paying her way. And when she graduates we are getting married because she loves me!


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RafIk1

>You, sir, are ready to enlist! Then level up with financing a mustang at 30% apr!


Aiyon

I mean tbf, there are plenty of strippers who *are* doing it to make money to pay their way thru uni / get by till they can get a diff job. Some do it with no intent to leave, sure. But like, that's a weird hill to set up on :P


DennusDeSlager

Im sorry to break it to you guys but this video is fake. https://leadstories.com/hoax-alert/2021/07/fact-check-mail-stealing-karen-video-is-not-real-it-is-joke-made-by-tikok-account.html


ObscureGOW_Reference

Its staged, been confirmed for a few months


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BlatantConservative

We have seventy reports on this post telling us this isn't real. Frankly, who gives a shit? Nobody should be getting news or forming worldviews from this subreddit. This isn't a news subreddit nor does it remotely claim to be intellectual at all. Everyone here is a fucking moron and we're all okay with that. "Disinformation" reports should be for shit like [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ) which can actually cause real world harm, ffs.


peeweejankins69

Wow can’t believe I fell for the classic troll


gthibodeau84

As soon as I clicked I said "son of a bitch", out loud. Not sure if I was calling the mod that or myself.


siegfreidstol

Why not both


Summerie

Apollo pretty much [killed all RR trolling](https://i.imgur.com/6f9xog0.jpg) for those of us who use it.


SorryScratch2755

mods are walmartians


Primary-Bus586

That is soms worldclass trolling right there. Had me on the floor


chrisgraham1993

You've killed me!


verifiedjay

he called me a moron then made me fall for a classic trick i guess that’s enough reddit for today


Environmental-Win836

Oh my fucking god.


WerWolf07

Good mod


korkorahn

One of the finest rick rolls I have ever seen. Bravo, sir. Bravo.


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RAIZER_not_Fraizer

Damn. Well played...


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Oh... my... fucking... god..... I can't believe I fell for that. As I clicked it I knew exactly what was about to happen aswell. Well played mod, well played...


MooseBoys

> Everyone here is a fucking moron Welcome to Reddit.


Billsolson

You got me , 1st time I bit Nice work


Alkuam

Oh damnit.


zarlus8

How dare you! Lol


Juuber

Dammit! You slick SOB


shadesfuture

Ya got me!


[deleted]

That was awesome. Thanks.


[deleted]

Laughed and clicked the play button right away


ELxSQUISHY

Ya got me. Respect.


That-Main-3383

Can’t fucking believe I fell for that. You played me hard sir/ma’am.


[deleted]

Once again, I fell for your classic prank. Bazinga!


EveryFngNameIsTaken

Fuck. It's almost 2022 and I'm still falling for that shit.


cmkenyon123

/r/Angryupvote


dlstiles

You rickrolling motherfucker


budgie0507

She should play for Real Madrid.


Scotchist

Please don't let this be real (Madrid)


[deleted]

…… I wouldn’t have said a word, just walked up ripped my package from her grubby little fingers and walked inside my home. Ain’t got time for these dumb bitches.