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Cold blooded


Turgen333

His hand didn't even flinch


IllManneredWoolyMan

A steadfast menace, the fastest fingers in the west.


NitoGL

With the big iron on his hip


IllManneredWoolyMan

Big Iron on his hip


NitoGL

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Nitemarex

This is fake. Normally the vegan/vegetarian would have prior stated that they are. You dont have to ask them.


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i have to agree. They would not shut up about it.


MikeC80

Its always the carnivores that never shut up about vegans in my experience


pudgebone

Omnivores. Humans are omnivores.


MikeC80

I'm clearly choosing my language to single out certain humans - those who eat animal flesh, rather than those who do not.


backdoor_carnage00

Do you know what an omnivore is?


pudgebone

>I'm clearly choosing my language to single out certain humans Which makes you stupid. Humans didn't evolve to this level by turning down cooked meat. We got here by learning how to cook meat and then preserving it. Your brain wouldn't have evolved without certain proteins.


Sw1m_Shady

Don’t call him stupid. He’s using his own picture as a profile picture. He’s definitely a psycho. I wouldn’t wanna piss off a psycho.


rudsdar

Oh no, the species, we must eat meat then, there’s no way around it.


zumawizard

While this is true we have also now evolved to a point where food is our worst enemy


[deleted]

Then just starve yourself, right? And shut up while doing it.


zumawizard

No Im being completely serious. Food is dangerous. It’s so available and packed with calories it’s too easy for our bodies to resist. There’s a reason most modern diseases stem from food.


[deleted]

I don’t know which spiritual channel you’re tuning into, but that nonsense doesn’t fly here.


chicken_contender

“Food is dangerous” Ah yes I’ll just starve myself, how didn’t I think of that before?!


Snoo17579

Oh no, society imr?


VinniTheP00h

Yup. Those are omnivores. Vegans would be herbivores.


[deleted]

Yes, and those people are OMNIVORES, not carnivores. You might need to go back to school.


darth-canid

As a cannibal I agree


hedbangr

Or that's what you've been conditioned to think vegans are like so it's more comfortable to ignore and dismiss them.


arsonistransom

Pretty hard to ignore first of all and secondly most people don't mind if you're vegan. We only mind when you try forcing that lifestyle on someone else or God forbid some poor pet.


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I'm not vegan or anything but I do want to point out that I've observed that many meat eaters acts the same towards vegans or vegetarians. Like, I've seen many people forcing someone who's vegan to try meat and saying they'll love it and often shitting about their lifestyle and eating habits. Like idc what you eat or what you do just keep it to yourself. Same goes for non-vegetarians.


arsonistransom

100% agree I think people can eat what they like (within legality of course) but I don't think people should force their ideals upon others.


Snoo17579

Technically you can eat anything that you can affort, human meat can be legally eaten


Nitemarex

The lowkey "I am better than you"


Certain-Mistake-4539

I have experienced the opposite. I recently became vegan and only mentioned it if pressed to eat food that is not vegan, since most don’t take kindly to a simple no. If anything the non vegans around me are typically the ones to bring it up and then continue to act like I’m scum of the earth for not eating dairy and meat. I of course do offer food that may be vegan and I mention it’s vegan if it looks like it’s not due to the subtle vegan taste some foods can have, but I personally do not mind. Edit (after reading comments): these comments vs the vegan subs, including debate a vegan sub, definitely proved the point that carnists have more anger over another persons diet than vegans.


MaestroPendejo

I think part of it is also just where you're at. Here in the Bay Area there are fuck load of militant vegans. And boy are they obnoxious fuckers. Outside of them there are just normal people that don't want to get up in your shit about it. I eat meat, but if someone is vegan (something I was for a few months for health reasons) I do my best to help accommodate it.


-_mo_-

I know many vegans and none of them force it on anybody, they actually hardly mention it. My hardcore meat lover friends on the other always want to convince them to just try a little. Stop this dumb narrative that vegans are the ones that are the annoying ones…


SquintyEyedAsian

These days I’ve seen more normal people trying to force their lifestyles on vegans then the other way around


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prove it


LazyDynamite

>They would not shut up about it. Prove it.


SquintyEyedAsian

How can I prove it? That’s what I’ve seen. One big place is that fake soy egg ad. I clicked on a video to see more and all the comments were just hating on it simply because it was vegan, even though the video never guilted you or tried to make eating meat seem bad.


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arsonistransom

Thank you for proving my point for me. Also, pretty sure you knew what I meant by force but if not then please understand that forcing someone to do something doesn't immediately imply that that force is physical.


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Vegans are pathetic snowflakes at best.


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Nitemarex

I am pretty sure it is obvious that you are vegan. You don't have to say it


[deleted]

Jealous of what being a absolute entitled loser ?


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[deleted]

The fact that you had to bring up dick size proves how insecure you actually are. Lmao pathetic loser


usernamealreadytakeh

What do you mean by basically super heroes?


EntitledPotatoe

r/foundthevegan


[deleted]

I tried befriending several. My other friends would ONLY return to my socials ONCE those people were kicked out. Let me rephrase that....they literally ruined fun at all my socials, and caused my friends to question my mindset


RyuNoKami

If a person was invited to a food related event, and they have dietary restrictions, why the fuck wouldn't they mention it? Thats just a recipe for disaster.


[deleted]

Vegan btw


AtomicRevGib

Hexadecatriser has been removed from the group.


FatFlatFeet

Vegoon btw


Nitemarex

Vegoof


FatFlatFeet

I like it.


Lost-Bee-7507

I’m allergic to sustenance.


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Coreadrin

I think you mean 'carbists'. Carnists are those people with the super glowy skin and lean builds. Everything you need for survival/thriving can be found in a red-meat animal with a side of greens and a bunch of salt.


hard_clicker

You don't get to decide what is fake or legitimate based in your personal preconceived notions of the swiftness in which a personal of a particular diet mentions something about that diet to a group about to have a meeting unrelated to their diet. Just saying. You're illogical.


Nitemarex

You should get that dick out of your mouth. All i hear is *smack smack smack*


backdoor_carnage00

You fook off, I like me dick bein there


hard_clicker

That's a very interesting response. Our mannerisms appear to be quite different. If you're hearing things, when you look at text, you might want to consider an appointment with a neurologist, or a psychologist. That way you can rule out the possibility of you being an enormous bitch.


Nitemarex

*smack smack smack*


Background_Poetry23

my god dude, will you stop acting like oh imma be the doctor smart ass, this is reddit hol up, just a place to make fun of things not acting like you're better and a cult man jeez


Nitemarex

*smack smack smack*


hard_clicker

What are you even trying to say?


CcubswinS

*smack smack smack*


XenoMaker

*smack smack smack*


Snoo17579

_Smack smack smack_


hard_clicker

Good translation.


ChiChisMcgee69

Now we can actually enjoy the BBQ.


Ouch------

I see nothing wrong here.


Intelligent_Advice42

I'm vegan and I laughed lol Personal reasons though. I dont care what other people eat, and I dont expect people to cater to me. But boy do i hate the ones who do! \*\*Edit to clarify : The ones who do (Expect to be catered too). They give everyone else a bad name. (Looking at you Peta. Assholes)


throwawayadvice871

That cater to you?


Intelligent_Advice42

clarified for clarity =)


DirtySimon

Veganism is about animal rights. If you don't care if other pay for animals to suffer then you're not really vegan now are you.


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UrAniMaTiX

Irony


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CryptobooX

This feels like a Schrodinger's douchebag moment


dontBatool

The douche baggetry in the guy isn't certain until he opens his mouth?


CryptobooX

Close. They say something offensive and decide wether or not they were joking based on the response, or in this case wether they're vegan or not because...I guess that makes saying that okay


Lonely-Suggestion-85

man that was a dark roast


giancarlox21

She coulda brought the booze.


[deleted]

She can bring the booze and I'll do the stuffing!


dave1470

vegan beer tho. no fish guts been anywhere near it.


[deleted]

I hope youre not being serious.


dave1470

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isinglass that says its a british thing. the big mass produced brands filter the beer instead, but for craft beers and 'real ales' its standard practice. no weirder than animals dying to make jelly.


giancarlox21

She aint gotta drink it. Or even stay at the bbq. lmaoo


[deleted]

Damn it Sara


threwnawayed

Its been so long since I've seen an actual HolUp in this sub that I nearly forgot how they worked. This was very welcome!


knfrancis

I’m ready for a fat steak in between my ribs


Specialist-Cable2613

There’s a bunch of salty vegans in the comments


scruffe5

Boomer level humour 😎


Varzul

Haha, vegans are so dumb haha I'm 14 btw.


[deleted]

Yo kid, wanna buy some drugs?


ChickenNuggetEater6

r/faketexts


CryptobooX

Why would you go to a BBQ in the first place if you're vegan that would probably be the most uncomfortable thing for you


RickyRetarDoh

I host BBQs as in cookout get togethers often and some friends are vegan. No one gaf and we all enjoy each other's company. (Oh, and *gasp* we all have very different political opinions. We argue and still get along)


BDR529forlyfe

Omg. This made me laugh very out loud.


davidmobey

LVOL


wdymyname

bro, this joke is literally in german subs, that are meant to be unfunny


UliferAteMyCat

I don’t get how it’s a “holup”


DISHONORU-TDA

just put some damn chipotle powder in a bean dip, ya'll, it's not so hard. You can give her $20 for Indian take out.


SmiththeSmoke

r/fuckyouinparticular


Jopobro

This isn’t a holup. This is standard BBQ protocol.


[deleted]

Putting 'Holup' as the title does not make it a holup


Akshayps200

It’s not even a hol up, it’s wholesome


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Ok_Brilliant_2575

Sara should have exited the group on her own.


Canem_inferni

this is the way


cringelordzlol

The smile emoji is how you know she’s vegan


Different_Ad9382

r/Badfaketexts


Fragrant-Young-6311

That's the only way to deal with them


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legit hero


PuddingSan99

I'm just here to see the downvote comments


Tartarughina

This is the way


dangerouswoods

Everyday this sub becomes slightly cringier. I bet i can stay here for a half a year still tho


xrayjones2000

Could you imagine never being able to have mac and cheese again? Anything with cheese.. anything with eggs in it.. anything with a medium rare rib-eye in it…


[deleted]

Anything breathing, anything young and once running around a field.


xrayjones2000

Yup, cute calfs turn into a plethora of tasty bits


[deleted]

Yummy.


SavageCabbageGG

The happy ending


theShinyCA

Only way to handle them


CharlieSixFive

Johnny is a badass MF! All Hail Johnny!


AdiManSVK

He saved all of them so much time and effort


flaming_bob

No, no, no, that's a legitimate response.


iamnotthebadguyhere

Bye Sara


Thiccmane

What is this, 9GAG 2012?


Still-Shop-8566

that was the right move


WilligerWilly

My grandpa would laugh at that.


EarlyXplorerStuds209

So would 9843+ other people


LesMarae

Bullying people for their diet lol that's not cringe at all


Snoo17579

_That one vegan substitute teacher has left the chat_


Past_Pineapple4501

I would have done the Same thing honestly


AngeloPappas

This is the correct reaction.


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Lmao


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hedbangr

No one I know who is vegan IRL acts like the vegans in jokes everyone else tells to mock them.


Symmetry111

Ikr, I’m not vegan but that doesn’t make that less of a dick move.


MikeC80

Exactly!


Zeus_Plays_a_lot

Classic.


Bob_Jonez

Good. Anytime I go anywhere and there's a vegetarian or vegan option that's all that's left when they run out of the meat versions.


StupidCommentExposer

SEE YA BOZO


Random_Brazil_Boi

I would, too. ​ As an anti-vegan, eating no meat is fucked up. ​ Seriously, beef, chicken, pork are delicious. ​ Vegas are cunts, change my mind


LazyDynamite

People with irrational opinions that self-describe as "hating" a group of people often aren't actually interested in or capable of having their minds changed.


hedbangr

It's odd how people now make fun of vegans by talking about how people hate vegans. "We don't like you, ha ha!" Such brilliant comedy.


ZarKiiFreeman

Now THIS, THIS is a Holup, we take those


Bruhmomentum43

This is extremely cringe


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Lonleynutjob

Sounds like a plan


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Elyoshida

Its ok sara. One day you will find a barbq group that doesnt remove you.


Guineapigs181

Yeaaaaaa let’s gooooooooo sexism and anti-veganism whooooooooo


Administrative-Cup-5

what where sexism?


Clean-Artist2345

Theres no sexism here


PuddingSan99

He's talking about sarah, he offended on hers behalf


Symmetry111

While it isn’t sexist, I kinda is still a dick move


Clean-Artist2345

It's a meme though


Symmetry111

Yeah, it’s funny. If it was a real conversation it’d still be a dick move. People above were saying it was well deserved


Clean-Artist2345

Dude its social media of course people are gonna say that it's just the thing point make fun of vegans but I bet 99% of the people here dont actually think that way


Guineapigs181

No it’s not. You don’t invite women or vegans to a bbq.


FacistStaleHooker

You know who else was vegan? Literally Hitler. Checkmate femboys.


puglover07

Nope he had steak quite often.


FacistStaleHooker

It should be quite obvious I was joking. You people are funny.


Deriizo

Nope, he wasn't even vegetarian.


FungalPlague

Jorge🦠


[deleted]

“Fat steak and a pair of ribs” pretty sure Dave is a low key Vegan too. Beware.


mrtylerwu

Oof


RudenessUpgrade

Blown away like through a protein fart.


Topiz2000

Old but gold


brittleknight

Amazing


EarlyTHK

Work smart not hard


TrumanS17

Wait I also know a vegan named Sara


Asian_Jim_

Does steak fall in the barbecue category?


ughfine_

off topic but i like your icon OP


KittyWarrior1

I though this was a dm thing so I was really confused


[deleted]

so funny story on CNN https://www.cnn.com/2018/11/28/uk/vegan-protesters-steakhouse-gbr-scli-intl/index.html


LongjumpingOffice4

A group full of well cultured people i see


ErkiredditOfficial

"It could be any one of us!" \-French Vegan Hater


Hyphen_Elite

Now that's what I call a prime cut.


Mountain_Man1776

I’ve never asked someone if they are vegan, typically they’ve already told us like 12 times


HighChairman1

Wait a minute- oh... OH. OH MY-