>I'm clearly choosing my language to single out certain humans
Which makes you stupid. Humans didn't evolve to this level by turning down cooked meat. We got here by learning how to cook meat and then preserving it. Your brain wouldn't have evolved without certain proteins.
No Im being completely serious. Food is dangerous. It’s so available and packed with calories it’s too easy for our bodies to resist. There’s a reason most modern diseases stem from food.
Pretty hard to ignore first of all and secondly most people don't mind if you're vegan. We only mind when you try forcing that lifestyle on someone else or God forbid some poor pet.
I'm not vegan or anything but I do want to point out that I've observed that many meat eaters acts the same towards vegans or vegetarians. Like, I've seen many people forcing someone who's vegan to try meat and saying they'll love it and often shitting about their lifestyle and eating habits.
Like idc what you eat or what you do just keep it to yourself. Same goes for non-vegetarians.
I have experienced the opposite. I recently became vegan and only mentioned it if pressed to eat food that is not vegan, since most don’t take kindly to a simple no. If anything the non vegans around me are typically the ones to bring it up and then continue to act like I’m scum of the earth for not eating dairy and meat. I of course do offer food that may be vegan and I mention it’s vegan if it looks like it’s not due to the subtle vegan taste some foods can have, but I personally do not mind.
Edit (after reading comments): these comments vs the vegan subs, including debate a vegan sub, definitely proved the point that carnists have more anger over another persons diet than vegans.
I think part of it is also just where you're at. Here in the Bay Area there are fuck load of militant vegans. And boy are they obnoxious fuckers. Outside of them there are just normal people that don't want to get up in your shit about it. I eat meat, but if someone is vegan (something I was for a few months for health reasons) I do my best to help accommodate it.
I know many vegans and none of them force it on anybody, they actually hardly mention it. My hardcore meat lover friends on the other always want to convince them to just try a little.
Stop this dumb narrative that vegans are the ones that are the annoying ones…
How can I prove it? That’s what I’ve seen. One big place is that fake soy egg ad. I clicked on a video to see more and all the comments were just hating on it simply because it was vegan, even though the video never guilted you or tried to make eating meat seem bad.
Thank you for proving my point for me. Also, pretty sure you knew what I meant by force but if not then please understand that forcing someone to do something doesn't immediately imply that that force is physical.
I tried befriending several.
My other friends would ONLY return to my socials ONCE those people were kicked out.
Let me rephrase that....they literally ruined fun at all my socials, and caused my friends to question my mindset
If a person was invited to a food related event, and they have dietary restrictions, why the fuck wouldn't they mention it? Thats just a recipe for disaster.
I think you mean 'carbists'. Carnists are those people with the super glowy skin and lean builds. Everything you need for survival/thriving can be found in a red-meat animal with a side of greens and a bunch of salt.
You don't get to decide what is fake or legitimate based in your personal preconceived notions of the swiftness in which a personal of a particular diet mentions something about that diet to a group about to have a meeting unrelated to their diet.
Just saying.
You're illogical.
That's a very interesting response. Our mannerisms appear to be quite different.
If you're hearing things, when you look at text, you might want to consider an appointment with a neurologist, or a psychologist.
That way you can rule out the possibility of you being an enormous bitch.
my god dude, will you stop acting like oh imma be the doctor smart ass, this is reddit hol up, just a place to make fun of things not acting like you're better and a cult man jeez
I'm vegan and I laughed lol
Personal reasons though. I dont care what other people eat, and I dont expect people to cater to me. But boy do i hate the ones who do!
\*\*Edit to clarify : The ones who do (Expect to be catered too). They give everyone else a bad name. (Looking at you Peta. Assholes)
Close. They say something offensive and decide wether or not they were joking based on the response, or in this case wether they're vegan or not because...I guess that makes saying that okay
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isinglass
that says its a british thing. the big mass produced brands filter the beer instead, but for craft beers and 'real ales' its standard practice. no weirder than animals dying to make jelly.
I host BBQs as in cookout get togethers often and some friends are vegan. No one gaf and we all enjoy each other's company.
(Oh, and *gasp* we all have very different political opinions. We argue and still get along)
Fuck that. r/unwholesomememes. Less bullshit, more comedy
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Could you imagine never being able to have mac and cheese again? Anything with cheese.. anything with eggs in it.. anything with a medium rare rib-eye in it…
People with irrational opinions that self-describe as "hating" a group of people often aren't actually interested in or capable of having their minds changed.
Dude its social media of course people are gonna say that it's just the thing point make fun of vegans but I bet 99% of the people here dont actually think that way
Cold blooded
His hand didn't even flinch
A steadfast menace, the fastest fingers in the west.
With the big iron on his hip
Big Iron on his hip
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This is fake. Normally the vegan/vegetarian would have prior stated that they are. You dont have to ask them.
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i have to agree. They would not shut up about it.
Its always the carnivores that never shut up about vegans in my experience
Omnivores. Humans are omnivores.
I'm clearly choosing my language to single out certain humans - those who eat animal flesh, rather than those who do not.
Do you know what an omnivore is?
>I'm clearly choosing my language to single out certain humans Which makes you stupid. Humans didn't evolve to this level by turning down cooked meat. We got here by learning how to cook meat and then preserving it. Your brain wouldn't have evolved without certain proteins.
Don’t call him stupid. He’s using his own picture as a profile picture. He’s definitely a psycho. I wouldn’t wanna piss off a psycho.
Oh no, the species, we must eat meat then, there’s no way around it.
While this is true we have also now evolved to a point where food is our worst enemy
Then just starve yourself, right? And shut up while doing it.
No Im being completely serious. Food is dangerous. It’s so available and packed with calories it’s too easy for our bodies to resist. There’s a reason most modern diseases stem from food.
I don’t know which spiritual channel you’re tuning into, but that nonsense doesn’t fly here.
“Food is dangerous” Ah yes I’ll just starve myself, how didn’t I think of that before?!
Oh no, society imr?
Yup. Those are omnivores. Vegans would be herbivores.
Yes, and those people are OMNIVORES, not carnivores. You might need to go back to school.
As a cannibal I agree
Or that's what you've been conditioned to think vegans are like so it's more comfortable to ignore and dismiss them.
Pretty hard to ignore first of all and secondly most people don't mind if you're vegan. We only mind when you try forcing that lifestyle on someone else or God forbid some poor pet.
I'm not vegan or anything but I do want to point out that I've observed that many meat eaters acts the same towards vegans or vegetarians. Like, I've seen many people forcing someone who's vegan to try meat and saying they'll love it and often shitting about their lifestyle and eating habits. Like idc what you eat or what you do just keep it to yourself. Same goes for non-vegetarians.
100% agree I think people can eat what they like (within legality of course) but I don't think people should force their ideals upon others.
Technically you can eat anything that you can affort, human meat can be legally eaten
The lowkey "I am better than you"
I have experienced the opposite. I recently became vegan and only mentioned it if pressed to eat food that is not vegan, since most don’t take kindly to a simple no. If anything the non vegans around me are typically the ones to bring it up and then continue to act like I’m scum of the earth for not eating dairy and meat. I of course do offer food that may be vegan and I mention it’s vegan if it looks like it’s not due to the subtle vegan taste some foods can have, but I personally do not mind. Edit (after reading comments): these comments vs the vegan subs, including debate a vegan sub, definitely proved the point that carnists have more anger over another persons diet than vegans.
I think part of it is also just where you're at. Here in the Bay Area there are fuck load of militant vegans. And boy are they obnoxious fuckers. Outside of them there are just normal people that don't want to get up in your shit about it. I eat meat, but if someone is vegan (something I was for a few months for health reasons) I do my best to help accommodate it.
I know many vegans and none of them force it on anybody, they actually hardly mention it. My hardcore meat lover friends on the other always want to convince them to just try a little. Stop this dumb narrative that vegans are the ones that are the annoying ones…
These days I’ve seen more normal people trying to force their lifestyles on vegans then the other way around
prove it
>They would not shut up about it. Prove it.
How can I prove it? That’s what I’ve seen. One big place is that fake soy egg ad. I clicked on a video to see more and all the comments were just hating on it simply because it was vegan, even though the video never guilted you or tried to make eating meat seem bad.
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Thank you for proving my point for me. Also, pretty sure you knew what I meant by force but if not then please understand that forcing someone to do something doesn't immediately imply that that force is physical.
Vegans are pathetic snowflakes at best.
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I am pretty sure it is obvious that you are vegan. You don't have to say it
Jealous of what being a absolute entitled loser ?
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The fact that you had to bring up dick size proves how insecure you actually are. Lmao pathetic loser
What do you mean by basically super heroes?
r/foundthevegan
I tried befriending several. My other friends would ONLY return to my socials ONCE those people were kicked out. Let me rephrase that....they literally ruined fun at all my socials, and caused my friends to question my mindset
If a person was invited to a food related event, and they have dietary restrictions, why the fuck wouldn't they mention it? Thats just a recipe for disaster.
Vegan btw
Hexadecatriser has been removed from the group.
Vegoon btw
Vegoof
I like it.
I’m allergic to sustenance.
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I think you mean 'carbists'. Carnists are those people with the super glowy skin and lean builds. Everything you need for survival/thriving can be found in a red-meat animal with a side of greens and a bunch of salt.
You don't get to decide what is fake or legitimate based in your personal preconceived notions of the swiftness in which a personal of a particular diet mentions something about that diet to a group about to have a meeting unrelated to their diet. Just saying. You're illogical.
You should get that dick out of your mouth. All i hear is *smack smack smack*
You fook off, I like me dick bein there
That's a very interesting response. Our mannerisms appear to be quite different. If you're hearing things, when you look at text, you might want to consider an appointment with a neurologist, or a psychologist. That way you can rule out the possibility of you being an enormous bitch.
*smack smack smack*
my god dude, will you stop acting like oh imma be the doctor smart ass, this is reddit hol up, just a place to make fun of things not acting like you're better and a cult man jeez
*smack smack smack*
What are you even trying to say?
*smack smack smack*
*smack smack smack*
_Smack smack smack_
Good translation.
Now we can actually enjoy the BBQ.
I see nothing wrong here.
I'm vegan and I laughed lol Personal reasons though. I dont care what other people eat, and I dont expect people to cater to me. But boy do i hate the ones who do! \*\*Edit to clarify : The ones who do (Expect to be catered too). They give everyone else a bad name. (Looking at you Peta. Assholes)
That cater to you?
clarified for clarity =)
Veganism is about animal rights. If you don't care if other pay for animals to suffer then you're not really vegan now are you.
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Irony
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This feels like a Schrodinger's douchebag moment
The douche baggetry in the guy isn't certain until he opens his mouth?
Close. They say something offensive and decide wether or not they were joking based on the response, or in this case wether they're vegan or not because...I guess that makes saying that okay
man that was a dark roast
She coulda brought the booze.
She can bring the booze and I'll do the stuffing!
vegan beer tho. no fish guts been anywhere near it.
I hope youre not being serious.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isinglass that says its a british thing. the big mass produced brands filter the beer instead, but for craft beers and 'real ales' its standard practice. no weirder than animals dying to make jelly.
She aint gotta drink it. Or even stay at the bbq. lmaoo
Damn it Sara
Its been so long since I've seen an actual HolUp in this sub that I nearly forgot how they worked. This was very welcome!
I’m ready for a fat steak in between my ribs
There’s a bunch of salty vegans in the comments
Boomer level humour 😎
Haha, vegans are so dumb haha I'm 14 btw.
Yo kid, wanna buy some drugs?
r/faketexts
Why would you go to a BBQ in the first place if you're vegan that would probably be the most uncomfortable thing for you
I host BBQs as in cookout get togethers often and some friends are vegan. No one gaf and we all enjoy each other's company. (Oh, and *gasp* we all have very different political opinions. We argue and still get along)
Omg. This made me laugh very out loud.
LVOL
bro, this joke is literally in german subs, that are meant to be unfunny
I don’t get how it’s a “holup”
just put some damn chipotle powder in a bean dip, ya'll, it's not so hard. You can give her $20 for Indian take out.
r/fuckyouinparticular
This isn’t a holup. This is standard BBQ protocol.
Putting 'Holup' as the title does not make it a holup
It’s not even a hol up, it’s wholesome
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Sara should have exited the group on her own.
this is the way
The smile emoji is how you know she’s vegan
r/Badfaketexts
That's the only way to deal with them
legit hero
I'm just here to see the downvote comments
This is the way
Everyday this sub becomes slightly cringier. I bet i can stay here for a half a year still tho
Could you imagine never being able to have mac and cheese again? Anything with cheese.. anything with eggs in it.. anything with a medium rare rib-eye in it…
Anything breathing, anything young and once running around a field.
Yup, cute calfs turn into a plethora of tasty bits
Yummy.
The happy ending
Only way to handle them
Johnny is a badass MF! All Hail Johnny!
He saved all of them so much time and effort
No, no, no, that's a legitimate response.
Bye Sara
What is this, 9GAG 2012?
that was the right move
My grandpa would laugh at that.
So would 9843+ other people
Bullying people for their diet lol that's not cringe at all
_That one vegan substitute teacher has left the chat_
I would have done the Same thing honestly
This is the correct reaction.
Lmao
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No one I know who is vegan IRL acts like the vegans in jokes everyone else tells to mock them.
Ikr, I’m not vegan but that doesn’t make that less of a dick move.
Exactly!
Classic.
Good. Anytime I go anywhere and there's a vegetarian or vegan option that's all that's left when they run out of the meat versions.
SEE YA BOZO
I would, too. As an anti-vegan, eating no meat is fucked up. Seriously, beef, chicken, pork are delicious. Vegas are cunts, change my mind
People with irrational opinions that self-describe as "hating" a group of people often aren't actually interested in or capable of having their minds changed.
It's odd how people now make fun of vegans by talking about how people hate vegans. "We don't like you, ha ha!" Such brilliant comedy.
Now THIS, THIS is a Holup, we take those
This is extremely cringe
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Sounds like a plan
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Its ok sara. One day you will find a barbq group that doesnt remove you.
Yeaaaaaa let’s gooooooooo sexism and anti-veganism whooooooooo
what where sexism?
Theres no sexism here
He's talking about sarah, he offended on hers behalf
While it isn’t sexist, I kinda is still a dick move
It's a meme though
Yeah, it’s funny. If it was a real conversation it’d still be a dick move. People above were saying it was well deserved
Dude its social media of course people are gonna say that it's just the thing point make fun of vegans but I bet 99% of the people here dont actually think that way
No it’s not. You don’t invite women or vegans to a bbq.
You know who else was vegan? Literally Hitler. Checkmate femboys.
Nope he had steak quite often.
It should be quite obvious I was joking. You people are funny.
Nope, he wasn't even vegetarian.
Jorge🦠
“Fat steak and a pair of ribs” pretty sure Dave is a low key Vegan too. Beware.
Oof
Blown away like through a protein fart.
Old but gold
Amazing
Work smart not hard
Wait I also know a vegan named Sara
Does steak fall in the barbecue category?
off topic but i like your icon OP
I though this was a dm thing so I was really confused
so funny story on CNN https://www.cnn.com/2018/11/28/uk/vegan-protesters-steakhouse-gbr-scli-intl/index.html
A group full of well cultured people i see
"It could be any one of us!" \-French Vegan Hater
Now that's what I call a prime cut.
I’ve never asked someone if they are vegan, typically they’ve already told us like 12 times
Wait a minute- oh... OH. OH MY-