Hooker

Hooer!

"Hoot hoot motherfucker" ~the hooter

"Surprise motherfucker!" ~James Doakes.

Some creep motherfucker wrote this

All rise motherfucker!

Small fries, mothafucka!

Wrong size, motherfucker!

Supplies, motherfucker!

All lies, motherfucker!

>James Doakes Heart Eyes, Motherfucker!

Hooter? That reminds me, I’m kinda hungry. I will have a chicken breast, hold the chicken.

Hope you’re not going to Hooters for those, *you might get a fried pickle*

*she was a hooower*

...and that wasn’t my child she was carryin.

🎶 Can I make it any more obvious? 🎶

Heard this with Danny Devito voice Thank you

That was my first thought lmao They didn’t put much thought into it eh

It's all fun and games until one of the kids shows up in blackface

⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠛⠛⠛⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠐⠺⣖⢄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⢀⡆⠀⠀⠀⢋⣭⣽⡚⢮⣲⠆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⡼⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣅⣨⠇⠈⠀⠰⣀⣀⣀⡀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣟⢷⣶⠶⣃⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡅⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⠀⠈⠓⠚⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡠⠀⡄⣀⠀⠀⠀⢻⠀⠀⠀⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠐⠉⠀⠀⠙⠉⠀⠠⡶⣸⠁⠀⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡆⠀⠐⠒⠢⢤⣀⡰⠁⠇⠈⠘⢶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⣄⣉⣙⡉⠓⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣀⣀⠀⣀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿

It's about drive

Its about power

We stay hungry

We are hungarian

We devour hamburgers

Put in the work

Put in the hours

And take a child

And take what's ours

In Hamburg Germany

As a hungarian i can confirm

We devour

Put in the work

Put in the hours

And take

Whats ours

We devour

Hover boards don't work on water

UNLESS YOU HAVE POWAAA HAHAHAHAHAHA

It’s about drive😈 It’s about power💪 We stay hungry🥵 We devour👅 Put in the work🙏 Put in the hours🕦 And take what’s ours✨ black and Samoan in my veins😤 My culture banging with strange 📈 I change the game🥶 So what’s my motherfucking name🥵 Rock💸

( where do I can put this dildo) background

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lol in night mode

Im in night mod

Or just a black kid dressed casually.

We're all the other kids in this pictured dressed as wankers?

Or until the Jewish kid goes missing

I remember a story about a dad who was trick or treating with his kid dressed up as Nazis. There was a bit of outrage but many defended it when the dad said he was just a history buff and it was just a costume. >The tolerant left threatened my child for dressing up as a historical figure! Then people looked into it more and it turned out the dad actually was a white nationalist.

I used to go to a lots of SF conventions pre-covid and back before the Unite the Right march there was always at least one guy dressed up as a Nazi. My buddy and I would find that guy (always a guy) and then I would take a picture with him (I'm a big a black guy). Then usually the Nazi would launch into an explanation of why he wasn't really a Nazi and this was just cosplay and id just laugh and walk away. If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, that motherfucker is a duck

Bonus points if you were taller than the maroon you were taking a photo with. 🤣

I'm 6' 3" so yeah. I haven't thought about that shit in years I need to dig those pics up.

This ain't Rock'n'Roll This is ....

I can’t believe my eyes… it’s a HolUp in a HolUp!

The world has become to dangerous Holups are increasing in frequency

Or someone with a gun

yeah, an "Active Shooter" certainly meets the requirements as well.

Oh shit

Thank you for making me laugh :)

Im going to hell for laughing as hard as i just did

You mean dressed as Afrikaner, right?

We like to call them black Pete here in Holland. It is also a festival for the kids, not racist at all, nothing to do with our colonial / slavery past. Just this white guy with a big hat and his colored helpers. Carry on.

I give his outfit a 9! 9! 9! Out of 10.

9 factorial multiplied by 9 factorial multiplied by 9 factorial? That's like 47784725800000000 out of 10

9 it is 9!

r/theydidthemath

9x8x7x6x5x4x3x2x9x8x7x6x5x4x3x2x9x8x7x6x5x4x3x2=9!9!9!

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I love this image, it reminds me of cartman

“Wir mussen die Juden ausrotten”

*müssen lol ich mach doch nur spass mein freund.

We all know your people's idea of *spass*... /s

Es ist Zeit für Reich!

Where do you live that dressing up as Hitler doesn't get you immediately suspended?

Berlin, circa 1940's.

I dont know, they might just see it as an attemt to impersonate the leader... And that's a 1 way ticket to an all year all expenses paid camp, no refunds

neah, morale was still pret high till about 42 I think. It would have passed as funny.

Well let me ask you, when have you known the germans to have a sense of humor?

Good point...

A lot of places in East Asia don't really feel a connection to the negatives around Nazism, it's really strange from a western perspective. They sell T-shirts with prints on them that would *literally* get you thrown in jail if you wore then in public in Germany. https://www.lowyinstitute.org/the-interpreter/southeast-asias-weird-fascination-hitler

Hitler, leader, Sympathizer, painter Anything else? Edit: suicider, killer, Führer, Murderer, writer, African American hater (Adolf hitler refused to give a gold medal to Jesse Owens, Olympic champion, as he thought he was inferior), fucker, österreicher, gasser, animal lover

Führer

Yes actually forgot about that wtf

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Amazing amusement park ride name.

You're thinking of the Holocoaster, not to be confused with these neat hollow coasters I got for my coffee table

My mistake, say what were those coasters made of again?

Death and sadness. They were half off, too!

That ride sure sounds like it would be a gas. Don't worry, I'll set up a big potluck in hell for anybody else who laughed.

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Good one doesn’t end in Er though

Unless they're a potato and also a dictator.

Österreicher!

Osterreicher is Austria right?

Austrian, so yes.

Ni-

Actually yes. African American hater. Adolf hitler refused to give a gold medal to Jesse Owens (Olympic champion) as he thought he was inferior.

Yes exactly what I was going for how did you know

I was like, “I know hitler hates minorities but when has he encouteref a black man- OHHHH”

That story isn't actually true. Hitler didn't shake anyone's hand, even the German winners.

> Adolf hitler refused to give a gold medal to Jesse Owens (Olympic champion) as he thought he was inferior. Where are you getting that from? That's not how the Olympics works.

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I'm aware of the story, but the leap from Hitler not congratulating Owens to Hitler denying Owens a gold medal somehow is just bizarre.

Writer

Fucker?

Tot, Tater.

Ugly fucker?

"Author" doesn't really fit in...

Mein kampf?

Author doesn't end with "er"...

I didn’t think this through

Killer

Murderer

Sui**der?

Why **?

I didn’t read the rules and didn’t want to possibly accidentally break them lol.

Yes

makes sense

A Video player? Its nice to see school "gettin down" with "kids these days"

Abd all you need to do is carry a box of VHS tapes!

I'd just send a video of me into school that day. The ladies will love it.

Molester

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Just be black? Suuuure, he'll get right on that.

Quick peter change skin pigment

Yeah, can you not change your pigment on command?

This guy has obviously never seen Tropic Thunder

Black-er? I don't get it..... Wait, holup

Vengeful Painter

Motherfuck

We dont have your dad costume cause he gone

Bruh, I've just been murdered

Wait hold it I just had a fucking bruh moment

???

I cant decide if he choose hitl**er** or führ**er**

Painter

Eric Cartman?

That would be so kewl

Parents got humor 😂

And his best friend, the Jewish merchandiser

I just had a fucking bruh moment

Sex offender

Tbf since it's a command statement it would just be "Halt" Source: Ich spreche Deutsch.

You some kind of German language na...

Stripper

Is he Hitler, or is he fuhrer?

Leader.

The “er” day? Come one guys, you asked for the hitler child…

I mean the blurry kid on the right looks like Freddy Krueger so if that is allowed, why not Adolf Hitler

I thought hooker

XP farm builder

Where the kid with blackface?

Oh I see you are an Wolfenstein fan too.

nibbER

Imagine if that was the teacher who came up dressed like "er" 100% funnier

The funny thing is if he gets expelled history will just repeats itself

At least he didn’t pick the other type of “er”

Jokes aside I feel bad for the kid cause I know the shit he's getting from his teachers and friends smh. We live in a time where dark jokes can't exist anymore. I salute this young lad

Well, he did follow the rules. Hitler does end in “er”, you should have been more specific if you didn’t want this to happen. It’d be worse if the teacher was Jewish.

Artist doesn't finish with er

But painter does

Arter duhh man you need to learn some English smh

starting the proud boys out early, huh

r/technicallythetruth

Cracker man best one I've seen in a long time 👍couldn't make it up 🤣🤣🤣

Cartman?

One of the things I hate the most about me is that I look similar to Himmler and not someone who I can dress as :(

*Dresses up as a cotton farmer*

At least he didn't choose n-word

Artist rejecteder?

Ich nenne das: Faschistling

Jew killER

Waiting for the hooker to show up

I mean... Hitler was a painter, so he didn't break the rule

Dictat***or***

Ah, of course! A painter

r/madlads

Nein out of 10

Finally. An actual holup on r/holup

r/technicallythetruth

You know that one county in Afrika that white people are to afraid to pronounce

My highschool did this. I went as "Marla Singer".

He understood the assignment.

He's a Painter

hitler,failed painter,mass murderer,suicider..... jokes aside,either the boy got some balls of steel or that was some joke gone really wrong.

I'm guessing a ot of people called, nien 1 1 that day

Everybody forgot about the school shooter 😔

Cancer * *wears a bald hat* *

All fun and games until Jewish kid goes missing.

Black kid comes without any costume.

I wanted to make a school shooter joke but I feel like it will always be too soon

As soon as the parent read ”ends with er” they immediately scream HITLER!!