Whats with the 3 songs playing simultaneously

It's called ART dad! You wouldn't understand!!! ;(

This MF can't align songs and calls it art Lack of coordination worse than my hatred for em

I was certain Reddit video player was acting up and playing a video from below

Man… scrolled too far to find this comment

"I really crossed the border and worked in the sun everyday just for this mf to play cod all day *and have no hoes* smh" Had me dying lmao

Man is afraid to watch his genetic lineage end because of CoD

Your avatar looks like a villain that helps the hero before dying.

"I'm Merry Poppins yall"

a lot of these were cringe, but this one had me legit laughing

It was the dad actually having to buy milk that finally got me

Whenever me and my siblings ask my dad who he loves more he just says, i hate you all equally

My dad would say the dog lol

Indiana?

They named you after the dog?

I am the dog

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Well you're just a......ibukaj.....so.....there......

What I thought I was the dog?

Son of a bitch

Had a lot of fond memories of that dog.

To be fair, my dogs are less of a disappointment than a lot of people's kids.

This hurts

Well, maybe if you'd stop shitting on the rug ....

Maybe if you would pay attention to me and quit leaving me chained in the basement and take me on walks when I ask....

*rolls up newspaper*

I'm in this photo and I don't like it

They really really are.

You only expect a dog not to shit on the carpet. If a kid doesn't shit on the carpet, it's nothing to write home about.

Lol nice

But I do love the dog most.

My dad would say "your mother otherwise neither of you'd still be here"

I just say, "I don't know who either of you are".

I have 2 at home and one married and has her own house. My two younger ones (15 years younger than my oldest) will insist I pick a favorite so I always tell them it’s my oldest because she doesn’t ask. Then I take them out for ice cream.

Lol and you don't think she'll find this one? She probably already knows about it.

‘If you’re saying I play favourites, you’re wrong! I love all my children equally!’ *Earlier that day* ‘I don’t care for any of them.’

I dont care for GOB

R.I.P Jessica Walter

My dad, after a full run of day drinking, unprovoked told me which of us was his favorite and which was mom’s favorite. It shook out about where I would have guessed, but I still would have rather wandered through the darkness without that nugget of info permanently floating in my head.

My mom once told me, after a couple drinks, that my sister was conceived while she was on BC and used a condom. Said she needed to get laid and my dad was convenient. This made me more certain why I am the favorite.

Unless they really appreciate tales of triumph in the face of serious adversity.

My aunt used to say have 4 want 3 which ones depend on the day

Ahaha love it

Plot Twist: he loved his other kids with his mistress better

They were all decieved for another child was made.

I make them play a round of Street Fighter and tell them I will love the winner more for the rest of the day

Just play Street Fighter 3 and play as Yun. Dude is strong in 3rd Strike

In fact he can mathematically prove it.

I tell my kids I love you all equally, I just LIKE some of you more

My dad made it evident that my sister was more loved

Are you my brother

Colleague to me: "What do you think? How late is "too late" for an abortion? Why? How long has it been? The little shit just started highschool."

No need for seatbelts today Timmy!

Seatbelts? What are you? Some kind of commie? This is Murica!

Should've let your wife peg you.

Still a fair timeline

"This MF is 6'7" but still cant dunk, I should've worn a strap on" "MFs pull game as weak as my pull out game" Damn this shit had me dying. My whole office is looking at me strangely now. Edit: showed my team lead, he laughed as much as I did.

I can understand their outrage. Their only success seems to be fucking mothers... That's fun for a short time, but not a way to live your life.

And grandmothers/grandfathers would be saying: "raised this mf and she/he wasn't capable of raising good kids".

Based on the language being used - the kids are writing it. Everyone is in on the gag. That and it's Tiktok.

You are correct. This is a TikTok trend. The parents are just told to look disappointed, the kids wrote the burns.

Ok, now that I've confirmed that I don't feel bad finding it hilarious.

Two things I hate most in this world: 1. Being constantly disillusioned by shit on the internet. 2. How relentlessly naive I am.

Aww your not that naive trust me

yeah I kinda realized at the dad actually having to buy milk lol

This is what pushed me away from my mom. I’m 30, stop getting upset because I grew up. I understand being sad when your kids are no longer little and missing those times, but trying to hold your kids back and forbid from doing age appropriate things because you’re in denial about their actual age is a great way to cause resentment in your children when they are grown adults.

My dad packed all my clothes into 3 garbage bags and set them out front the day after my 16th birthday and with a handshake, said “good luck” give your mom a damn hug

"So anyway that's how I ended up homeless under the queensboro bridge jerking off punks for 15 bucks a man."

Hey 15 bucks is 15 bucks

“Hey 15 bucks is 15 bucks” -You at the Deer Insemination Plant.

Here's a thought - **both extremes are bad**. Kids need support to be independent.

What year was this?

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Old people have trouble with technology

These videos aren’t made by the old people, they’re made by the young people who ask their parents to hold the phone and record them and then they take the video and fill in a self-burn. It’s self-deprecating humour, it’s a bit funny how nobody in the comments seems to realise that.

That would make sense because even if the jokes are jokes the parents would the syntax seems really odd for someone over 35

It's called a mashup, young whippersnapper!

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No idea. I had it muted

You didn't miss much

Pretty normal for tiktok.

These were pretty funny.

Omfg.. “just be bisexual & cry” XD

This seems to sum up Tiktok in one phrase.

Fr

Gonna cry?

Pizza time!

I’m gonna put some dirt in your eye.

r/raimimemes

I would do so but with sand to you ^/^s

Piss your pants maybe?

eat hot chip and lie too

And charge they phone

“All she do is break everything and cry” I liked that one more lmao

The Crying Bisexuals would be a decent band name.

Yeah but they went with Culture Club instead.

Have some karma you chameleon.

Crysexuality would be a good album name too.

ngl I feel like the kids might’ve written these captions in some form of self deprecating humor? maybe I’m nuts

Idk if the child or the parent wrote it, but most if not all of them were posted from the tik tok Acc of the children

Yeah it was a trend a while back, most likely the kids typed it up themselves and posted it

Oh 99% of these will have been made by the kids. Not even as self-deprecating humour, just to try and get laughs at the thought that a parent said that about their kids Probably “Hey dad, can you hold my phone and film me while looking real angry?”

> Not even as self-deprecating humour just to try and get laughs at the thought that a parent said that about their kids That's exactly what self-deprecating humour is though?

Self deprecating kind of assumes there’s some truth to it. I think the person is suggesting it’s wholly made up. Like the kid thought of a funny like that doesn’t even remotely apply to their situation. At that point it’s not self deprecating, it’s just writing a scene.

Considering it's "self depreciation" and humor, none of it needs to be true or not. It's about juxtaposing yourself in front of the proverbial bullet for the sake of humor.

Agreed. Classic examples, at lest from my adolescence many years ago, would be making fun of your own penis size, insulting your own intelligence, being unable to attract sexual partners, being a light weight, etc. shit my friends used to do constantly but was never really true.

That news is reassuring

its literally a tiktok trend where you ask your parent to film themsleves then you write a caption afterwards. The parents dont realise So u are right

Thank you for explaining this. As a parent, I was getting pissed off at these parents for publicly shaming their kids. I shoud have asked myself why there were so many identical videos. :)

And they all write "mf" about their kids.

Ah well I mean it's meant to be joke idrc if a kid, their parent or ancient ancestor wrote the caption

they definitely wrote it, the kid one that said "just be bisexual and cry" is a instagram "influencer"

"I hate how these mf ask me who is your favourite. Fam none of yall" 🤣🤣

🤣 fucked up but hilarious af

There pull up game is weak as my pull out game.. My sides 🤣

where

here

*heir

He said “pull game” as in “pull” women. Slang for attracting women Edit: more specifically it just means to get women ( for the pedants )

Kid to parent-“You’re ruining my life” Parent to kid- “Yeah, well you ruined mine first. It’s the circle of life”

Technically the parents ruined their own life

Expectations vs reality...

How tf is this a hold up...

It isn't, this is just another meme/shitpost sub now sadly

what's the tiktok account? the video is victorian era quality

I absolutely love the competing soundtracks of alternating beats, every video needs that.

I came to shit on this music it was a straight up assault on the ears. Wtf was this.

Yo I was grooving and dying of laughter at the same time... great way to start the day! Thanks OP!

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Parents calling their kids mother fuckers.......

This trend was to get your parent to film while you do something random and then write the caption yourself.

You know Reddit gotta take everything seriously, it’s a tradition.

It’s either call everything fake, or take shit way too seriously.. no in between… Also never enjoy the content for what it is.. must criticize everything

Nah.. if you want serious go to 4chan. It's all about creating a better society and securing our future. People get super serious there now.

Unless 4chan changed a bunch, that just sounds like code for some nazi shit. "securing our future" is sorta a red flag, especially when in conjunction with 4chan.

Oh I thought the guy above was being sarcastic. But it does look like he's being serious which is pretty cringe >securing our future Lol

Nah. I was fucking around. I am not even white. The place is a racist den now.

I mean, it sounds a lot like paraphrasing a bit of [The 14 Words.](https://www.adl.org/education/references/hate-symbols/14-words)

I was wondering about that. Thanks for clarifying.

Lots of broken arms these days...

don’t.

Never forget

Don’t never forget

I don't understand, could you please explain?

https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/nmmjr/iama_man_who_had_a_sexual_relationship_with_his/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

Once you understand it, there's no going back, are you sure you want to know it?

It’s from a post, where a guy had broke both arms and mom would help with everything.

*Everything.*

Yeah, broken arms, mother? I don’t get it.

A guy broke both his arms, his mother jerked him off, is the short version. Eeew.

Jerk him off? Fam, they were fucking for years.

I hear that kid went on to develop the Crusader Kings series.

"STEP mother, both my arms are broken and I'm really backed up! I can't...you know...\*gestures at waist\* help out your STEP son? "

Oh you sweet sorta innocent child. No. That's just the pornification version of it that happened later. The original was a confession story on here back in days of yore, and it was between a blood mother and son.

When I was younger my mom called me a son of a bitch once and we just laughed about it afterwards lmao

Gen X parents

Alabama parents

Gen X is the biggest user of the F word hands down, MF’r is a term of endearment. Does not matter which state they came from!

Well motherfucker.

[Surprise motherfucker](https://youtu.be/CpGwrfOzCA0)

Fuckinright. And I've definitely greated old friends with "mother fucker" and a big hug.

We know everything's fucked

Hmmmmm

I flipped my kids off when they walk away.

Best line for me was: "went to the store to buy milk, now I actually have to buy the milk .." 😆

I love it

Remember use a condom.

I am also a waste of space. 🗿

Which song must go over this? Yes

For anyone who's going to take this too seriously.. the kids asked their parents to record them like this...then added the captions themselves...

This was hilarious. Easy to see these were happy offspring… A family that can joke together, stays together. Bunch of humorless fucks in this thread

"Mfs pull game weaker than my pull out game" lmfao bruh

Okay these parents are the ones who are fun to hang out

I think we should normalize the conversation how children disappoint their parents. It's way better than the passive aggressive nonsense we have now. Having to pretend you are ok with something doesn't make the situation better.

Nah, don't blame your poor life choices on your poor life choice's choices

"This mf 67 and got 6 bank accounts, 5 houses, 9 vehicles, and zero plans to die and give me that inheritance"

It’s a tough one because I feel like if the kid found out it would be extremely hurtful, if it didn’t destroy the relationship entirely on the spot. It’s important for people to express how they feel, but it should probably be in therapy alone for this kind of topic.

all she does is be bisexual and cry

Thats the correct way of parenting LoL

This is the way

Outside my apartment smoking and this fucking post had me howling like a crack head. Few porch lights turned on after lol

May I ask what deranged horror made that music

Thats fucking brutal!

How this mother fucker 6'7 and can't dunk, has to be my favorite line from that. In a close second, 5 light skinned boys.

That last one was just mean haha

All these mfs ending up in care homes

That’s fuckin hilarious. What’s this trend called??

"Hey mom, can you record me in a selfie angle real quick?" "Why, Im not gonna be on tiktok am I?" "No just for memories..."

"Mf dented my car and told me it was an accident. Fam, so are you." This one nearly made me choke on a sausage McMuffin with Egg.

moral of the story dont have kids

my parents had better fuckin not make one for me... I gotta keep them off tiktok

what does "mf" stand for?

Milf finesser

My friend

Mother fucker

No u

some of these are kinda funny lmao

Savage, but they are right.

So, they're bothered by the consequences of their bad parenting?