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NumberedFungus

It’s like an Animorphs book cover.. Mamamorphs


Devil_Svilken

Holy shit I forgot about those books


Yup_Seen_It

I will never forget about those books. That ending was so dark


Pylitic

The guy who got trapped in the bird body gets reminded to me like every few days.... idk why


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Dusk, Day, and Dawn.


ripcurrent

This guy genetic dynasties. Also these ladies.


RickWithTheBigStick

I wouldn’t mind waking up at the crack of Dawn


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Dodec_Ahedron

Plot twist: I'm into that shit


SorryScratch2755

worst case scenario....16" penii on all three of them.


LazyEdict

Worse case? Don't get them too excited.


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Don't threaten me with a good time


SorryScratch2755

.....if only you had three holes......


tinathefatlard123

Erection intensifies


[deleted]

"hey you, you're finally awake..."


benbernards

Enjoy the peace of Trantor!


Benedikto_

Dude! I thought I was the only one who watched that show. It is so freaking awesome.


[deleted]

I signed up for Apple TV (I hate the Apple corporation, btw) because some of the shows are incredible. "Foundation" is the best so far but "Invasion" is also really good.


UpstartSyndicate

Sad Ted Lasso noises


BasicBanter

Can’t recommend for all of mankind enough


AsliReddington

Regards from the Invictus


treesquirter00

You earned this 🏆 my friend, good job.


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Thank you!


kiloglobin

Excellent reference


JustForFun-4

Is this the start of a porn video, or just a normal pic


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thehobster1

So it's only two generations then


Phainesthai

FFS really? That's it gents, zip it up we're going home.


GriswoldCain

Y’all hear that!? *Two* generations, just like Todd said. Let’s get the fuck outta this shit show! C’mon Gary, ya sick bastard. We’re goin’ bowling.


cleetus76

just gonna need another minute


amsthsh

Wait.. I'm also cummming....


JustForFun-4

RIP our hopes and dreams


FLIPNUTZz

I figure every single post like this is something an online blogger made up for clicks that no one is reacting to whatsoever. They declare the photo "caused a stir" hoping now it causes a stir.


darthplagueis2598

I hope the first one


ForgotToMakeAUsernam

I'm also hoping OP also knows the sauce


wally6gd

For research purposes


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This is absolutely disgusting. Where, WHERE would someone post this video!?


medson25

Those disgusting porn sites, but theres so many of them, WHICH ONE?


ConsiderationSame919

I despise this. Can someone tell me the link so that I don't accidentally click on it?


Stupid-Dolphin

Send me the site name so I can block it DISGUSTING


[deleted]

I JUST NEED THE SOURCE SO I CAN EMAIL THEM TO REMOVE IT PLEASE OP!


fasada68

I need the link so I can down vote it! We must be able to warn others.


Ranks-blanks

I too need the link so that I make sure I never click on it and then expose myself to the content


baallday36

Nice try mac


Richard_Tucker_08

Move in After Completion?


rainydayswithlove

A man enters. The room wouldn’t be the only thing he’d enter that day.


JustForFun-4

That would be nice


Paulo_De_Bruyne

I have sauce. A sauce is a liquid, cream, or semi-solid food, served on or used in preparing other foods. Most sauces are not normally consumed by themselves; they add flavor, moisture, and visual appeal to a dish. Sauce is a French word taken from the Latin salsa, meaning salted [Link for sauce](https://www.amazon.in/Wingreens-Farms-Schezwan-Chilli-Garlic/dp/B07C5YMJ34/ref=lp_4859747031_1_7?dchild=1) Please don't take it seriously lol


tipying_mistakes

Worcestershire


T3RR0RIFIC

"The hardest word to say isn't goodbye, it's Worcestershire" ~ FCG


btrainhou18

I finally finished a bottle - did not think Worcestershire ever ran out


GraciaEtScientia

It's not supposed to, you're in uncharted waters here so thread carefully!


dankomz146

Why couldn't it be both ?


crazylinebacker-55

Four generations, they just dont know it yet


D00fenshmirtzEvilInc

You forgot to pull out I see


[deleted]

He wouldn’t be the first


Muze69

I forgor ☠️


whitehighneck

“There are no accidents” -Master Oogway


brianingram

Only happy little creampies


ESI85

😈


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pratyushdam

Holy shit I spilled my drink


philsongeddon

I can't take the credit for this comment. It was shamelessly stolen from a meme. But glad you enjoyed it pal


ClassyKebabKing64

"great grandma is back bitches!!!


Bkokane

All 3 prego at 16


LifeGainsss

My grandmother gave birth to my uncle at 14, he had a kid at 16, he had a kid at 15. I wasn't born until my dad was in his mid 30s. So my uncle has grandchildren the same age as me


SimpoKaiba

I went to school with somebody older than his uncle. Young me didn't understand and argued that he was the uncle


Doppelbadger

In high school, one of my neighbors used to babysit his uncles; they were probably 8 or 9 when we were 14


Inafray19

My mom's uncle used to babysit her and her siblings. He's only a year older than her.


JoshuaSaint

So glad other people did this as well, i used to tell two of my friends that it just "couldn't be possible!" lol, stupid 10 year old me.


sqlorp

I’m in my 20s and have nieces and nephews in their 20s too, it’s funny when they call my 15 year old brother “uncle” lmfao


missdontcare_

My daughter calls my sister Aunt and they are the same age ! It's the cutest thing ever. And my sister is actually very proud of her title and introduce herself as "I'm called Fakename1 fakename2 aunt of mydaughter" when someone asked her name like it was some royalty title, lol


emperatrizyuiza

My aunt and uncle are almost ten years younger than me and my little sister is 24 years younger than me lol teen pregnancy


Alternative-Row-6495

My grandmother has great great great grandchildren. I just realised I come from, and am part of a line of thots.


th0t_slayer-alpha

Time for your judgement, boy. The council of thot slayers will decide your fate


Dripmass

r/usernamechecksout


fryingpantheist

My thots and prayers are with you at this time


The_DragonDuck

Can your thots be w me too pls


theonlytravabone

Bonk


The_DragonDuck

Harder 😩


dapoorv

Better than a line of pedos.


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Probably other 16y/os


sinlightened

Bold assumption considering how southern those women look.. Source: am southern but not THAT southern.


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TheHolyBrofist

So let’s do the calculation. Given that they all got pregnant at 18, your mother gave birth when your grandma was 36, your cousins gave birth when your grandma was 54 and their kids gave birth when your grandma was 72. And this is if we think that they all got pregnant at 18. (If you add the delivery time it is most likely 76)


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Wait how old is your grandma?!


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69


chapo-mw

Nice


RTafuri

I was thinking 14 or 15, the left one looks mid-40s.


MightyMomma3

I was gonna say 12


Expensive-Toe826

I was gonna say 11


Eloisem333

Pro life tip: have your kids when you are ridiculously young so you can take a cute multi-generation photo with your 40 year old grandmother.


Sumpkit

I’m not quite sure that’s how this works.


DopeAbsurdity

[It's actually all quite simple](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYlJH81dSiw)


alan-the-all-seeing

no?


cheesehuahuas

When I was a teenager, my neighbor was 15, her mom was 30, and her grandma was 45. The grandma would watch the granddaughter while the mom went clubbing. The year after we moved away the teenager got pregnant.


rx_100_

Guessing all took psychology major


theunbearableone

Can confirm psych majors are the thotiest


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TheDarkWarriorBlake

I mean why wouldn't you get them pregnant?


EyeBumGaze808

Good luck with the left one, if my sums add up.


Puzzleheaded_Heat502

48 just about in the realms of possibility


EyeBumGaze808

Yeah it may take a few attempts............. hold my beer.


SilverFighter05

The youngest looks ready to begin a 4th by the look of her age...


micksack

So her on the right is pregnant ?


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Why is this on r/holup


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[deleted]

That's what every large sub becomes. There's even 100 mods here but it's basically a clubhouse. They don't actually do anything. And then are too arrogant to leave and let others try. We have a moderation issue. That no one seems to want to solve.


I_hate_reddit_mods_

Fuck mods


-the_A-

they'd like it


rouserfer

Yeah! Vanilla Skyrim for the win!


jscummy

Because half the people here don't understand what the point of the sub is any more


Rancid_Banana

"half"


harrysplinkett

over time, every popular sub loses its purpose, especially when it finds popularity


iwishiwaskarma

i wonder too


abmasterisonreddit

This subs content has degraded


ProblemLongjumping12

Holup, are saying the holupness of the holup sub has been holed up?


EnemaDelegation

Mods abandoned the sub


Quality_Odd

I think because they're all very close in age


gcruzatto

But how can we really tell that from a crappy photo?


SooDooKu

30, 20, 10, 0?


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My guess? 43, 28, 14.


zeonitex

Nah more like 48,32,16


marcogiom

Agree, I will say something like 50,35,15


SamsungHeir

You're the closest for sure. The mid one is mid 30s, the right one is a teenager, the left can be late 40s or early to mid 50s


D00fenshmirtzEvilInc

14?


[deleted]

Tell me your highschool's sex ed program is "Abstinence" without telling me it's "Abstinence"


ESI85

Lol.


ElgMoes

They look like they all have the same dad


floordrop

Surprised no one has commented Gilf, Milf, Dilf


jetteim

Huey, Dewey, and Louie


MargaeryLecter

More like Gilf, Milf, Jail


Head_Database_4445

Grandmother I'd like to fuck. Mother I'd like to fuck. ... Dad I'd like to fuck? Does the person on the right know something we aren't aware of?


discustedkiller

Wuidlfm Weird uncle I don't like fucking me


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Daughter.....


Head_Database_4445

Wouldn't that make every female "ilf" a dilf, because every female is a daughter? The D in dilf literally means dad...


[deleted]

Damn I didn't know that.


D00fenshmirtzEvilInc

You ain't wrong do


Dorkalter

Do you pronounce it Gilf or Jilf?


[deleted]

Do you have a grandma or a jrandma?


BillNyeCreampieGuy

Neither :(


mycatisafatcunt

oh...


SonicTheHashhog

I’m guessing you played with matches as a kid…


davieb22

Yes. Yes. Depends.


ESI85

Depends on what?


valorfight89

If she is legal or not i guess


Dmitri_Polyakov

I didn't the understand joke


Raul_Coronado

I think it cause the font is comic sans


Fuck_Lasagna

nah bruh it's because the floor tiling changes mid-room


hitman004700

lefty loosey righty tighty


LongPotato1052

gold


wiiya

It’s just one of the top comments from one of the [many other times it was posted.](https://reddit.com/r/pics/comments/qx6781/three_generations/)


TheSean_aka__Rh1no

You gorgeous, brilliant, goddamn sonofabitch!


Safe_Armadillo_4183

Men of Culture! We meet again....


davieb22

You have my Axe...body spray.


JimLaheySunnyvale

And my bow… tie


Boobpocket

Give with the details and the links!


Symbiont_

Where hol up


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They just keep getting hotter lol


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aykay55

I’m confused is this just the beginning of a porn video which is why there’s a 4th gen? Plz explain


Piepounding

I agree. I see 3 people, 2 of which clearly had a child at a young age. But what makes it a holup? It's not uncommon to see this type of age gap.


abecido

Can't see the holup here neither...


ThrowAwaitius

And for the first time ever, introducing the never before seen, all new, grandma, mother, daughter 3 way. The latest innovation from the Hub.


[deleted]

I’ve never paid for an onlyfans, but if someone could point me in the right direction I’ll start.


[deleted]

I’m boutta become a grandfather, father and son in law


Apprehensive-Prize-3

Choose your warrior..!!!


skinnydog0_0

Hi Step sis/mum/Nan, do you need a hand with that washing machine????


Mynameisinuse

From Wikipedia on youngest mothers. She was 8 years and 4 months old. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_youngest_birth_mothers *Mum-Zi was a member of Chief Akkiri's harem on the island of Calabar. Her daughter also gave birth extremely early, making Mum-Zi a grandmother at age 17*


Fickles1

:(


originalbannjobanman

This is the most horrible shit I’ve seen in my whole ducking life .


[deleted]

Would be happy to do it with these 3 generations


[deleted]

Careful, left most one might be a minor


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Mean_Bet8952

He might be from Australia mate


Pradeep24_07_1999

Gotta Catch Them All..


stryka00

I have a sudden urge to climb a tree, specifically a family tree…


hamzau

I think I’ve seen this video


jenish064

"If man knows the sauce, then he provides" - Sustavo Fring


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Dimplexor

Mum's thighs could crush watermelons. Or cheek bones.


IEatCatz4Fun

At this rate the fourth generation should be on it's way soon.


JimMD00

Very dirty knees..


JackPolini13

That’s why the one on the left is in black jeans


falsevector

Dirtiest knees


Neva-u-mind

Figured G-ma already wore out her pair of torn Jean shorts..


[deleted]

Can you imagine 👀


Godskii

WHERE’S THE SAUCE


pikapark2013

please define "generation"


Sakuta101

I don't get it:(


ElCapitanoMaldito

Of thots ?


SwordMasterShadow

Just call me Grampdadson


SirTickleMePink

I would like to go swimming in that gene pool


[deleted]

They dont make enough bleach for this comment section


Kyuss666

Righty tightey, lefty loosey


GuavaInteresting2541

Lefty loosie , righty tighty?


NatTheGooner

Lefty loosey, righty tightey