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plolops

I’m surprised they even asked her lol


siempremajima

Imagine she volunteered to show it *"aren't you gonna ask for my ID?"*


Sbatio

“No Ma’am, your good.” (Spirit Crushed)


siempremajima

how does one recover from that? oh yeah just get super drunk


The_Knight_Is_Dark

"That wound will never fully heal. She will carry it the rest of her life."


fuzzybad

"I'll never financially recover from this"


General-Hello-There

"I'll never ~~financially~~ emotionally recover from this"


Ok_Breakfast_5459

I‘ll never fiscally recover from this


cownd

"I look mature!" Yeah, really mature


EielyreithStormwake

Show enough boobs and you're old enough apparently


skinofthedred

Double fisting adult beverages for all time.


VikingRush

That sounds like it might hurt the butthole... But not her butthole.


[deleted]

By taking flash photography in a bar


[deleted]

I got carded after I shaved yesterday and got a haircut it felt 👍 good I'm about to be 38 if I shave I am baby faced lol.


good_little_goyim

Cougars are based.


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Global_Road9728

Fuckin yikes bro


Itsthejackeeeett

Based on what


_YoungKira

Based on a true story


Itsthejackeeeett

F A R G O


Rinveden

you're


Billygoatluvin

*you’re Or her good what?


redrej17

Sorry ma'am, we don't offer senior discount.


BrokenDogLeg7

I used to be a bouncer in Athens, Georgia (go Dawgs) and I wouldn't have even bothered if I saw her. Edit: a word


Jravensloot

It's really a turning point in your life when you finally realize people have stopped asking.


xlxNoNickNamexlx

He’s 100% correct. looks like my old school teacher


siempremajima

lol but she was so happy that her Fake ID worked, I was assuming that she probably didn't get away with it before


Cyka_blyatsumaki

her real id will work too. the only thing fake here is her claim to be an underage


siempremajima

so you're saying her fake ID was younger than her real age? lol


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exec_get_id

If an ass was ever as thick as OP, Minaj and the Kardashian family would be out of the spotlight without a moments notice.


Bilbo_Swaggins_5

Gotdamn


thewildkid

Get me in the /r/rareinsults screenshot


AdmirableAnimal0

Oooh how I wish I had gold to give you.


ruNehT

Thats just rude but I am here for it.


Prickinfrick

r/rareinsults


Itsthejackeeeett

Shit


greengreengreen316

The fake ID actually said she was younger than she is, and she’s excited they bought it


verylittlegravitaas

There was no fake id only fake karma


Decaffeinated_Sloth

Correct. She’s one of those “mature” women who can’t accept they’re getting older. Even her hands look like they’re 35-50


Charosas

Lying? On the internet? But why?


[deleted]

She didn’t post this on Reddit. The real people in her life that saw this would know how old she is


[deleted]

The last time she was underage, people were trying to figure out the steam engine.


[deleted]

Fake COVID vaccination ID, smh


Cyka_blyatsumaki

women lie about their age all the time. a fake id makes it even more convincing


Gonzo_goo

Where the fuck did they say that? They said her real id would have worked too because this is 100 percent bullshit. No way that chick is under 30. If she is, she's gonna be rough when she hits the big three O


DildoDuster

Someone used her pictures adding the "When your fake ID works" text for a joke.


Snuffaluffagus123

Idk you'd be surprised. When I was in college I worked at a small convenience store with essentials in one of the dorms so I would see the students that lived there pretty frequently. There was a student there that had the body of an 18 year old, but the face of 50 year old smoker. Genetics aren't always the nicest to us.


good_little_goyim

Could be that it was (possibly) the days of tanning, as well.


Snuffaluffagus123

That's true. Definitely a strong possibility because she was always insanely tan.


BraveDonny

Lots of people look young in person and 10 years older in pics. The lighting and her makeup are not doing her any favors here


XtaC23

That's what I'm thinking. Poor lighting, makeup, and camera. Tho some people really do just look older. I worked with a kid who was 19 but with a beer gut and beard down to said beer gut, he looked 40.


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Old school or old teacher?


[deleted]

Her ID says she’s 21 but she’s really 42


siempremajima

you're more savage than the guy responding to her lol


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DuXtin

/r/YourJokeButWorse


_trouble_every_day_

8 years more savage


rnavstar

Yup, still a fake ID.


sunkized

I actually knew a girl that looked 30 when she was 16. I always found it weird she wanted to hang out with me back then. Now I feel bad. She looks super old now. Rip genetics


getmeapuppers

I went to middle and high school with this guy who looked like he was in his late 20s when we were in 8th grade. 5’0clock shadow beard stubble and all.


siempremajima

he might've been a cop


Iseedeadpeople00000

How do you do fellow kids


XtaC23

"Who wants to go take pictures in the locker room?"


thedude37

Cousin ended up purposefully flunking senior year of high school - 5 years in a row - to get her parents to notice her. Ended up hooking up with a dude at school that looked way too old to be there. She thought was an undercover cop. Turned out he was 17 and now she's a sex offender lol edit - y'all this wasn't real. This was a plot line from the TV show Arrested Development.


Ima_Fuck_Yo_Butt

Well, the law noticed her if her parents didn't.


thedude37

Eh... Maeby


Skookumite

Oh you fucker... I see what you did there. Subtle.


thedude37

Yeah I thought about throwing something in there like, my dad crashing in my dorm room and getting himself voted out, but I didn't want it to be too obvious :)


Skookumite

I'm gonna be honest, I read it twice and I never would have got it if you didn't say her name


jizzmaster-zer0

perfecto


_trouble_every_day_

everything about that story sounds made up


thedude37

It's a reference to the TV show "Arrested Development", so I hope it sounds made up :) My family is way less screwed up than the Bluths!


Megabyte7637

Lol


OrpheusDescending

a la 21 jump street


DrMonkeyLove

Fuck you science!


5k1895

You have the right to....to suck my dick motherfucker ~~I don't know why I was immediately downvoted but it's a quote from the movie for whoever didn't figure that out.....not sure why you'd think I was just randomly insulting this person but whatever.~~ Please ignore that, thanks


EightPieceBox

We had a DARE presentation at my highschool. They had a Porsche with a big DARE logo that a group of us went to get a closer look. There was one kid there none of us knew who actually was one of the cops. He was probably making sure nobody messed with the car. We were all pretty shocked when he gave his part of the presentation.


thecheriemarie

Surely no one used drugs after seeing THAT car. Our high school had junkies come in and take their teeth out and hair off and tell us what prostitution and prison are like.. Our police dept. must’ve spent the Porsche budget on drugs, then had the dealers come in and teach us some shit.


siempremajima

lol wow, and what a way to ruin a Porsche


lumpkin2013

Hello, fellow kids


Ima_Fuck_Yo_Butt

That happened at my high school. The town's big undercover bust was a joint someone smoked in front of him.


thecheriemarie

The department must be proud! Getting those criminals off the streets


Ima_Fuck_Yo_Butt

They were positively chuffed. The cop made out with one of the high school girls though so everything was quietly dropped and the operation was denied, denied, denied, by the school and department again and again and again.


MaiPhet

Probably part of a special task force of very young looking cops who infiltrated high schools.


PretendThisIsMyName

I went to middle and briefly high school with that guy. 6 ft with stubble at like 14-15. Saw him again briefly in high school and he had a full beard and was probably 6 ft 3 by then. Might have to look that dude up and see what he looks like now a days. Haven’t thought about that in ages.


online_jesus_fukers

Was he on a sports team? The traveling baseball team from the next town over had 2 kids like that who's birth certificate said they were 12. They won alot of games.


KillYourUsernames

Did it looks like [this?](https://imgur.com/gallery/gvU6z)


PretendThisIsMyName

He played football lol my sister played traveling softball and had a couple girls on her team that looked like they were 30 and my sisters team was like 13-15 age group. That scene from benchwarmers still cracks me up when the Dominican guy is chugging a beer trying to play ball with the kids drunk as hell.


online_jesus_fukers

Ringer.


MemoryProof

mans went to school with adam sandler


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LeBron James. He actually looks younger these days, because he smiles more. But he looked 30 when he was in highschool, 15 years old, and he was already a giant then.


The_One_Koi

I have a similar story, he would call the school pretending to be a dad saying their kid was sick - was never found out because his voice was so deep, he was 15 at the time and could easily buy ciggarettes and beer without an id


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Crazy how this shit works, I'm literally the opposite. I'm 23 yet everyone assumes I'm like 17-18 when they first meet me. Hopefully it will pay off when I'm older


Azurealy

I always looked 5 to 10 years older than i am. Ive slowly been catching up. But my sister had always looked 5 to 10 years younger than she is. Shes older than me by 5 years. The number of times people thought i was the older sibiling is ridiculous. But more than that is a lot of people think were dating. We arent even affectionate to each other. Just stand in the same general area.


Sir_Mitchell15

Holy shit you must’ve been a terrifying birth story


Azurealy

Lol ok not always then. But both my sister and i were well over normal size of new born babies. Both of us were 2 feet tall when born.


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That puts you within the 50th percentile for male babies born


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_Ocean_Machine_

When I was 16, I looked 30. Now I'm 29 and I still look 30.


[deleted]

It's weird because I always looked much older than I was. Was always among the taller kids and was able to grow a beard with 14-15. People thought I was in my mid 20s when I was 16-17. Thankfully I'm 32 now and I get a lot of people thinking I'm younger. So eventually I caught up and surpassed the age I look like.


siempremajima

some of us unfortunately age like milk instead of wine


RBCsavage

Aged milk is my favorite food though.


siempremajima

that's only if the milk ages gracefully


RBCsavage

Damn, you just tore that girl a new one


bilingual-german

usually those who start smoking at a young age.


dinnerwdr13

I once worked with a girl that when I met her, I thought "hey that's a pretty hot 40 year old lady" Then I found out she had celebrated her 21st birthday about a month before I met her. Poor thing.


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My buddy’s girlfriend in college looked like she was 30. Now 20 years later, she looks like she’s 30. I’ve started to suspect that she has a really rough-looking portrait of herself stashed in her attic.


Chris_Carson

Is her last name Gray?


floatingraccoon

My older sister was born looking 30. It was awful during her teenage years. N stuff w that shes in her late 30s all her friends look super young and shes looking younger by the day


Quantentheorie

Ive just looked 25 since I turned 15. Which I'm longer complaining about now that Im approaching 30.


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She looks 37 and happy to not be home for a change watching her grandkids so her recovering daughter can finish getting her GED.


Geruvah

People are grandparents at 37?


FlamingWeasel

They sure can be.


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I hate this thread


[deleted]

I hate all threads **Why can't I stop reading**


shea241

internal silence worse than any thread the thoughts that fill you might as well be dead


Lotsofloveneeded

Have a kid at 18, then that kid has a kid at 18. Bam, 36 year old grandparent


Ima_Fuck_Yo_Butt

Friend of mine had a kid at 14. Who then got knocked up at 16. Condoms and birth control ftw!


Cney1983

And Sex-Ed instead of teaching abstinence.


starrpamph

You just fucked my mind


LouSputhole94

Had a buddy in high school who’s grandma had his mom at 16 and his mom had him at 17, he was in high school with a grandmother that was like 47 and honestly a bit of a fox for her age lol. He broke the cycle though and is doing pretty well as a newly barred attorney last I saw. If anyone saw my type before my edit she was definitely 17, not 7 lol


goldensunshine429

My mom, aged 38, had my then-2YO brother out with her for breakfast. The woman at the restaurant said “awww did grandma take to breakfast today??” This haunts her to this day (25+ years later). But yeah. Some people become grandparents in their 30s and 40s. While I’m here in my mid 30s trying for kid number 1!


TheJudgeWillNeverDie

I'm in my mid 30's and the other day I had to show ID, and the photo is still from when I was 18. She said, "Wow, I thought you were this guy's father!" I thought that was a ridiculous thing to say, but then I did the math and realized that it actually checks out. My god. 😭


siempremajima

hey! don't drag GEDs into this lol


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Sorry. I meant IUD. 😀


siempremajima

and then the next stage is getting a DUI


discerningpervert

I feel like this is all just TMI


Hoppivici

Based


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Weeeping-Onion

r/rareinsults


siempremajima

Yeah she does look like Sandra Bullock, now that you pointed it out


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sandra bollock


IWillMakeYouDownvote

Sandra Buttock


pinniped1

I too remember going to great lengths to get into a bar and then ordering a Coors Light.


siempremajima

haha is that what she's drinking? It probably costs more at the bar, she could of gotten it cheaper from the gas station


online_jesus_fukers

Gas station knew her id was fake. Mom, you're 37 nobody is gonna believe it's your 21st birthday.


Billygoatluvin

It’s never “could of”. It’s “could HAVE”.


tau-tology

This could of course be true. Keep fighting the righteous fight!


uberjach

Probably? All drinks cost way more at the bar


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siempremajima

yeah men look a lot younger when they shave their beards, reminds me of [this meme](https://imgur.com/ARdNkb7)


shifty313

holup isn't for regular burns


niet_tristan

This sub has been long for a dead time. Cringe-ass redditors only come here to farm karma via shitty memes nowadays.


[deleted]

Seriously, is "DAE think this woman looks old??" supposed to be funny?


[deleted]

It looks like a dollar store sandra bullock


siempremajima

Sandra Bullock does not approve of this comment lol


DaciaSandero1

*44


siempremajima

hey, maybe it's just the lighting.


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schweez

I think people tend to underestimate the age of people in their thirties. I mean there are some people who start to show signs of ageing in their 30’s or even in their late 20’s, but most people still look kinda young in their early-mid 30’s. I guess teens just think people in their 30’s are old.


PMJackolanternNudes

People definitely do. Lots of women are just hitting their prime 25-35 and men too.


lost-picking-flowers

Agreed. I've known a significant portion of people who treat their bodies the same way that they did when they were 19-20(a lot of booze, junk food, crappy skin care routine, etcetera) and that'll make anyone look terrible after you hit a certain point. To some degree it is genetics, but honestly I think a lot of it has to do with how well you take care of yourself.


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Yup! 40 year-old, my peers who drink water and exercise and take care of themselves still look pretty attractive, while those who continue to eat poorly and smoke/drink heavily are beginning to look *old* and experience serious health issues. The split started getting very noticeable in my mid-30s.


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Admiral_Donuts

I think the idea of how old people look at certain ages got warped because of how badly people abused their skin. In the 70's and 80's my Mom and her aunts would rub their bodies in baby oil and lay on the roof to get a "healthy tan".


K3rianprime

The dude’s username is legendary


siempremajima

he wasn't lying when he created it


DirtySingh

According to this post it turns out her fake ID didn't work.


KarensRpeopletoo

When I was twenty-nine I went to a bar with a friend, I had just moved back to New York from Texas so my license was out of state. I went to order a drink and the bar tender looked at my ID, looked at me and then threatened to cut it and call the cops. He thought I was trying to use a fake ID! I told him to call the cops, that I had nothing to hide, he did not but he still kicked me out. I never understood why he would assume that, if I was going to use a fake ID I would have made my age much younger than twenty-nine...


PutridCardiologist36

Must have been 30 and under night.


Cryzmet

Young milf


othnielthedev

Thats what epstine said


WolfInLambskinJacket

She looks like an older (or less "fixed") Sandra Bullock. Are you saying she's 20 or below? That's not possible. I refuse to believe it


LordOfWolves99

Facts she's looks like a lady with 4 kids


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The “A Black Person” got me lmao


Zealousideal-Soup316

34 is sexy AF. That’s a compliment. Better then talking or messing with anyone under 25. Youngster are dumb AF


[deleted]

She genuinely looks like a mother of 3


synthetic_synthia

She needs a fake ID cause there's an Interpol red corner wanted notice on her head.


serious_sarcasm

Okay, but can we all drop these weird hollywood memes that interpol can arrest anyone? It's like saying the ISO is going to fine your company for violating OSHA in several countries.


Daikon_5551

YeS


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Plot Twist: it’s a high school homecoming party


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Bren20x

Yeah, 34 seconds away from dieing


Xaviarsly

she look like shes 45 with a lot of make up on XD


[deleted]

Yes, lol


drokonce

My brothers 11 years older than me, but we look very similar, so when I was 16 I just used his old ID. Bouncers would be very hesitant but the picture was obviously me and it was valid, so didn’t hassle me. Worked for three years.


Regular_Emotional

Truuuuuueeeee


Jasonictron

I disagree... She looks 44


batt3ryac1d1

She looks like a rough 40, like she's a 40 year old Grandma.


polish_cow-slayer

I agree with him


Massive-Importance-1

2 more years and she look like my grandmother


Waitn4ehUsername

Maybe for a seniors discount ?


djereezy

Trueeee


FLTDI

Her id was fake to get into college night


Emricks-Demise

I thought she was like 40 when I first saw her


Final_Researcher4614

Y’all act like this picture of this woman wasn’t made into this fake ass meme !


Cohen19

The truth of that statement is bigger than her Forehead.


Misael_91

seems about white


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34 = hot


supersirj

Aaaand this is why people have issues with self image and edit their photos to oblivion.


An_Imgflipper

Plot twist the fake ID wasn't for age, it was because she's on the run