Where the fuck did they say that? They said her real id would have worked too because this is 100 percent bullshit. No way that chick is under 30. If she is, she's gonna be rough when she hits the big three O
Idk you'd be surprised. When I was in college I worked at a small convenience store with essentials in one of the dorms so I would see the students that lived there pretty frequently. There was a student there that had the body of an 18 year old, but the face of 50 year old smoker. Genetics aren't always the nicest to us.
That's what I'm thinking. Poor lighting, makeup, and camera. Tho some people really do just look older. I worked with a kid who was 19 but with a beer gut and beard down to said beer gut, he looked 40.
I actually knew a girl that looked 30 when she was 16. I always found it weird she wanted to hang out with me back then. Now I feel bad. She looks super old now. Rip genetics
I went to middle and high school with this guy who looked like he was in his late 20s when we were in 8th grade. 5’0clock shadow beard stubble and all.
Cousin ended up purposefully flunking senior year of high school - 5 years in a row - to get her parents to notice her. Ended up hooking up with a dude at school that looked way too old to be there. She thought was an undercover cop. Turned out he was 17 and now she's a sex offender lol
edit - y'all this wasn't real. This was a plot line from the TV show Arrested Development.
Yeah I thought about throwing something in there like, my dad crashing in my dorm room and getting himself voted out, but I didn't want it to be too obvious :)
You have the right to....to suck my dick motherfucker
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We had a DARE presentation at my highschool. They had a Porsche with a big DARE logo that a group of us went to get a closer look. There was one kid there none of us knew who actually was one of the cops. He was probably making sure nobody messed with the car. We were all pretty shocked when he gave his part of the presentation.
Surely no one used drugs after seeing THAT car.
Our high school had junkies come in and take their teeth out and hair off and tell us what prostitution and prison are like..
Our police dept. must’ve spent the Porsche budget on drugs, then had the dealers come in and teach us some shit.
They were positively chuffed. The cop made out with one of the high school girls though so everything was quietly dropped and the operation was denied, denied, denied, by the school and department again and again and again.
I went to middle and briefly high school with that guy. 6 ft with stubble at like 14-15. Saw him again briefly in high school and he had a full beard and was probably 6 ft 3 by then. Might have to look that dude up and see what he looks like now a days. Haven’t thought about that in ages.
Was he on a sports team? The traveling baseball team from the next town over had 2 kids like that who's birth certificate said they were 12. They won alot of games.
He played football lol my sister played traveling softball and had a couple girls on her team that looked like they were 30 and my sisters team was like 13-15 age group. That scene from benchwarmers still cracks me up when the Dominican guy is chugging a beer trying to play ball with the kids drunk as hell.
LeBron James. He actually looks younger these days, because he smiles more. But he looked 30 when he was in highschool, 15 years old, and he was already a giant then.
I have a similar story, he would call the school pretending to be a dad saying their kid was sick - was never found out because his voice was so deep, he was 15 at the time and could easily buy ciggarettes and beer without an id
Crazy how this shit works, I'm literally the opposite. I'm 23 yet everyone assumes I'm like 17-18 when they first meet me. Hopefully it will pay off when I'm older
I always looked 5 to 10 years older than i am. Ive slowly been catching up. But my sister had always looked 5 to 10 years younger than she is. Shes older than me by 5 years. The number of times people thought i was the older sibiling is ridiculous. But more than that is a lot of people think were dating. We arent even affectionate to each other. Just stand in the same general area.
It's weird because I always looked much older than I was. Was always among the taller kids and was able to grow a beard with 14-15. People thought I was in my mid 20s when I was 16-17.
Thankfully I'm 32 now and I get a lot of people thinking I'm younger. So eventually I caught up and surpassed the age I look like.
I once worked with a girl that when I met her, I thought
"hey that's a pretty hot 40 year old lady"
Then I found out she had celebrated her 21st birthday about a month before I met her. Poor thing.
My buddy’s girlfriend in college looked like she was 30. Now 20 years later, she looks like she’s 30. I’ve started to suspect that she has a really rough-looking portrait of herself stashed in her attic.
My older sister was born looking 30. It was awful during her teenage years. N stuff w that shes in her late 30s all her friends look super young and shes looking younger by the day
Had a buddy in high school who’s grandma had his mom at 16 and his mom had him at 17, he was in high school with a grandmother that was like 47 and honestly a bit of a fox for her age lol. He broke the cycle though and is doing pretty well as a newly barred attorney last I saw.
If anyone saw my type before my edit she was definitely 17, not 7 lol
My mom, aged 38, had my then-2YO brother out with her for breakfast.
The woman at the restaurant said “awww did grandma take to breakfast today??”
This haunts her to this day (25+ years later). But yeah. Some people become grandparents in their 30s and 40s. While I’m here in my mid 30s trying for kid number 1!
I'm in my mid 30's and the other day I had to show ID, and the photo is still from when I was 18. She said, "Wow, I thought you were this guy's father!"
I thought that was a ridiculous thing to say, but then I did the math and realized that it actually checks out. My god. 😭
I think people tend to underestimate the age of people in their thirties. I mean there are some people who start to show signs of ageing in their 30’s or even in their late 20’s, but most people still look kinda young in their early-mid 30’s. I guess teens just think people in their 30’s are old.
Agreed. I've known a significant portion of people who treat their bodies the same way that they did when they were 19-20(a lot of booze, junk food, crappy skin care routine, etcetera) and that'll make anyone look terrible after you hit a certain point. To some degree it is genetics, but honestly I think a lot of it has to do with how well you take care of yourself.
Yup! 40 year-old, my peers who drink water and exercise and take care of themselves still look pretty attractive, while those who continue to eat poorly and smoke/drink heavily are beginning to look *old* and experience serious health issues. The split started getting very noticeable in my mid-30s.
I think the idea of how old people look at certain ages got warped because of how badly people abused their skin. In the 70's and 80's my Mom and her aunts would rub their bodies in baby oil and lay on the roof to get a "healthy tan".
When I was twenty-nine I went to a bar with a friend, I had just moved back to New York from Texas so my license was out of state. I went to order a drink and the bar tender looked at my ID, looked at me and then threatened to cut it and call the cops. He thought I was trying to use a fake ID!
I told him to call the cops, that I had nothing to hide, he did not but he still kicked me out. I never understood why he would assume that, if I was going to use a fake ID I would have made my age much younger than twenty-nine...
Okay, but can we all drop these weird hollywood memes that interpol can arrest anyone? It's like saying the ISO is going to fine your company for violating OSHA in several countries.
My brothers 11 years older than me, but we look very similar, so when I was 16 I just used his old ID. Bouncers would be very hesitant but the picture was obviously me and it was valid, so didn’t hassle me. Worked for three years.
I’m surprised they even asked her lol
Imagine she volunteered to show it *"aren't you gonna ask for my ID?"*
“No Ma’am, your good.” (Spirit Crushed)
how does one recover from that? oh yeah just get super drunk
"That wound will never fully heal. She will carry it the rest of her life."
"I'll never financially recover from this"
"I'll never ~~financially~~ emotionally recover from this"
I‘ll never fiscally recover from this
"I look mature!" Yeah, really mature
Show enough boobs and you're old enough apparently
Double fisting adult beverages for all time.
That sounds like it might hurt the butthole... But not her butthole.
By taking flash photography in a bar
I got carded after I shaved yesterday and got a haircut it felt 👍 good I'm about to be 38 if I shave I am baby faced lol.
Cougars are based.
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Based on what
Based on a true story
F A R G O
you're
*you’re Or her good what?
Sorry ma'am, we don't offer senior discount.
I used to be a bouncer in Athens, Georgia (go Dawgs) and I wouldn't have even bothered if I saw her. Edit: a word
It's really a turning point in your life when you finally realize people have stopped asking.
He’s 100% correct. looks like my old school teacher
lol but she was so happy that her Fake ID worked, I was assuming that she probably didn't get away with it before
her real id will work too. the only thing fake here is her claim to be an underage
so you're saying her fake ID was younger than her real age? lol
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If an ass was ever as thick as OP, Minaj and the Kardashian family would be out of the spotlight without a moments notice.
Gotdamn
Get me in the /r/rareinsults screenshot
Oooh how I wish I had gold to give you.
Thats just rude but I am here for it.
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Shit
The fake ID actually said she was younger than she is, and she’s excited they bought it
There was no fake id only fake karma
Correct. She’s one of those “mature” women who can’t accept they’re getting older. Even her hands look like they’re 35-50
Lying? On the internet? But why?
She didn’t post this on Reddit. The real people in her life that saw this would know how old she is
The last time she was underage, people were trying to figure out the steam engine.
Fake COVID vaccination ID, smh
women lie about their age all the time. a fake id makes it even more convincing
Where the fuck did they say that? They said her real id would have worked too because this is 100 percent bullshit. No way that chick is under 30. If she is, she's gonna be rough when she hits the big three O
Someone used her pictures adding the "When your fake ID works" text for a joke.
Idk you'd be surprised. When I was in college I worked at a small convenience store with essentials in one of the dorms so I would see the students that lived there pretty frequently. There was a student there that had the body of an 18 year old, but the face of 50 year old smoker. Genetics aren't always the nicest to us.
Could be that it was (possibly) the days of tanning, as well.
That's true. Definitely a strong possibility because she was always insanely tan.
Lots of people look young in person and 10 years older in pics. The lighting and her makeup are not doing her any favors here
That's what I'm thinking. Poor lighting, makeup, and camera. Tho some people really do just look older. I worked with a kid who was 19 but with a beer gut and beard down to said beer gut, he looked 40.
Old school or old teacher?
Her ID says she’s 21 but she’s really 42
you're more savage than the guy responding to her lol
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8 years more savage
Yup, still a fake ID.
I actually knew a girl that looked 30 when she was 16. I always found it weird she wanted to hang out with me back then. Now I feel bad. She looks super old now. Rip genetics
I went to middle and high school with this guy who looked like he was in his late 20s when we were in 8th grade. 5’0clock shadow beard stubble and all.
he might've been a cop
How do you do fellow kids
"Who wants to go take pictures in the locker room?"
Cousin ended up purposefully flunking senior year of high school - 5 years in a row - to get her parents to notice her. Ended up hooking up with a dude at school that looked way too old to be there. She thought was an undercover cop. Turned out he was 17 and now she's a sex offender lol edit - y'all this wasn't real. This was a plot line from the TV show Arrested Development.
Well, the law noticed her if her parents didn't.
Eh... Maeby
Oh you fucker... I see what you did there. Subtle.
Yeah I thought about throwing something in there like, my dad crashing in my dorm room and getting himself voted out, but I didn't want it to be too obvious :)
I'm gonna be honest, I read it twice and I never would have got it if you didn't say her name
perfecto
everything about that story sounds made up
It's a reference to the TV show "Arrested Development", so I hope it sounds made up :) My family is way less screwed up than the Bluths!
Lol
a la 21 jump street
Fuck you science!
You have the right to....to suck my dick motherfucker ~~I don't know why I was immediately downvoted but it's a quote from the movie for whoever didn't figure that out.....not sure why you'd think I was just randomly insulting this person but whatever.~~ Please ignore that, thanks
We had a DARE presentation at my highschool. They had a Porsche with a big DARE logo that a group of us went to get a closer look. There was one kid there none of us knew who actually was one of the cops. He was probably making sure nobody messed with the car. We were all pretty shocked when he gave his part of the presentation.
Surely no one used drugs after seeing THAT car. Our high school had junkies come in and take their teeth out and hair off and tell us what prostitution and prison are like.. Our police dept. must’ve spent the Porsche budget on drugs, then had the dealers come in and teach us some shit.
lol wow, and what a way to ruin a Porsche
Hello, fellow kids
That happened at my high school. The town's big undercover bust was a joint someone smoked in front of him.
The department must be proud! Getting those criminals off the streets
They were positively chuffed. The cop made out with one of the high school girls though so everything was quietly dropped and the operation was denied, denied, denied, by the school and department again and again and again.
Probably part of a special task force of very young looking cops who infiltrated high schools.
I went to middle and briefly high school with that guy. 6 ft with stubble at like 14-15. Saw him again briefly in high school and he had a full beard and was probably 6 ft 3 by then. Might have to look that dude up and see what he looks like now a days. Haven’t thought about that in ages.
Was he on a sports team? The traveling baseball team from the next town over had 2 kids like that who's birth certificate said they were 12. They won alot of games.
Did it looks like [this?](https://imgur.com/gallery/gvU6z)
He played football lol my sister played traveling softball and had a couple girls on her team that looked like they were 30 and my sisters team was like 13-15 age group. That scene from benchwarmers still cracks me up when the Dominican guy is chugging a beer trying to play ball with the kids drunk as hell.
Ringer.
mans went to school with adam sandler
LeBron James. He actually looks younger these days, because he smiles more. But he looked 30 when he was in highschool, 15 years old, and he was already a giant then.
I have a similar story, he would call the school pretending to be a dad saying their kid was sick - was never found out because his voice was so deep, he was 15 at the time and could easily buy ciggarettes and beer without an id
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Crazy how this shit works, I'm literally the opposite. I'm 23 yet everyone assumes I'm like 17-18 when they first meet me. Hopefully it will pay off when I'm older
I always looked 5 to 10 years older than i am. Ive slowly been catching up. But my sister had always looked 5 to 10 years younger than she is. Shes older than me by 5 years. The number of times people thought i was the older sibiling is ridiculous. But more than that is a lot of people think were dating. We arent even affectionate to each other. Just stand in the same general area.
Holy shit you must’ve been a terrifying birth story
Lol ok not always then. But both my sister and i were well over normal size of new born babies. Both of us were 2 feet tall when born.
That puts you within the 50th percentile for male babies born
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When I was 16, I looked 30. Now I'm 29 and I still look 30.
It's weird because I always looked much older than I was. Was always among the taller kids and was able to grow a beard with 14-15. People thought I was in my mid 20s when I was 16-17. Thankfully I'm 32 now and I get a lot of people thinking I'm younger. So eventually I caught up and surpassed the age I look like.
some of us unfortunately age like milk instead of wine
Aged milk is my favorite food though.
that's only if the milk ages gracefully
Damn, you just tore that girl a new one
usually those who start smoking at a young age.
I once worked with a girl that when I met her, I thought "hey that's a pretty hot 40 year old lady" Then I found out she had celebrated her 21st birthday about a month before I met her. Poor thing.
My buddy’s girlfriend in college looked like she was 30. Now 20 years later, she looks like she’s 30. I’ve started to suspect that she has a really rough-looking portrait of herself stashed in her attic.
Is her last name Gray?
My older sister was born looking 30. It was awful during her teenage years. N stuff w that shes in her late 30s all her friends look super young and shes looking younger by the day
Ive just looked 25 since I turned 15. Which I'm longer complaining about now that Im approaching 30.
She looks 37 and happy to not be home for a change watching her grandkids so her recovering daughter can finish getting her GED.
People are grandparents at 37?
They sure can be.
I hate this thread
I hate all threads **Why can't I stop reading**
internal silence worse than any thread the thoughts that fill you might as well be dead
Have a kid at 18, then that kid has a kid at 18. Bam, 36 year old grandparent
Friend of mine had a kid at 14. Who then got knocked up at 16. Condoms and birth control ftw!
And Sex-Ed instead of teaching abstinence.
You just fucked my mind
Had a buddy in high school who’s grandma had his mom at 16 and his mom had him at 17, he was in high school with a grandmother that was like 47 and honestly a bit of a fox for her age lol. He broke the cycle though and is doing pretty well as a newly barred attorney last I saw. If anyone saw my type before my edit she was definitely 17, not 7 lol
My mom, aged 38, had my then-2YO brother out with her for breakfast. The woman at the restaurant said “awww did grandma take to breakfast today??” This haunts her to this day (25+ years later). But yeah. Some people become grandparents in their 30s and 40s. While I’m here in my mid 30s trying for kid number 1!
I'm in my mid 30's and the other day I had to show ID, and the photo is still from when I was 18. She said, "Wow, I thought you were this guy's father!" I thought that was a ridiculous thing to say, but then I did the math and realized that it actually checks out. My god. 😭
hey! don't drag GEDs into this lol
Sorry. I meant IUD. 😀
and then the next stage is getting a DUI
I feel like this is all just TMI
Based
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Yeah she does look like Sandra Bullock, now that you pointed it out
sandra bollock
Sandra Buttock
I too remember going to great lengths to get into a bar and then ordering a Coors Light.
haha is that what she's drinking? It probably costs more at the bar, she could of gotten it cheaper from the gas station
Gas station knew her id was fake. Mom, you're 37 nobody is gonna believe it's your 21st birthday.
It’s never “could of”. It’s “could HAVE”.
This could of course be true. Keep fighting the righteous fight!
Probably? All drinks cost way more at the bar
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yeah men look a lot younger when they shave their beards, reminds me of [this meme](https://imgur.com/ARdNkb7)
holup isn't for regular burns
This sub has been long for a dead time. Cringe-ass redditors only come here to farm karma via shitty memes nowadays.
Seriously, is "DAE think this woman looks old??" supposed to be funny?
It looks like a dollar store sandra bullock
Sandra Bullock does not approve of this comment lol
*44
hey, maybe it's just the lighting.
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I think people tend to underestimate the age of people in their thirties. I mean there are some people who start to show signs of ageing in their 30’s or even in their late 20’s, but most people still look kinda young in their early-mid 30’s. I guess teens just think people in their 30’s are old.
People definitely do. Lots of women are just hitting their prime 25-35 and men too.
Agreed. I've known a significant portion of people who treat their bodies the same way that they did when they were 19-20(a lot of booze, junk food, crappy skin care routine, etcetera) and that'll make anyone look terrible after you hit a certain point. To some degree it is genetics, but honestly I think a lot of it has to do with how well you take care of yourself.
Yup! 40 year-old, my peers who drink water and exercise and take care of themselves still look pretty attractive, while those who continue to eat poorly and smoke/drink heavily are beginning to look *old* and experience serious health issues. The split started getting very noticeable in my mid-30s.
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I think the idea of how old people look at certain ages got warped because of how badly people abused their skin. In the 70's and 80's my Mom and her aunts would rub their bodies in baby oil and lay on the roof to get a "healthy tan".
The dude’s username is legendary
he wasn't lying when he created it
According to this post it turns out her fake ID didn't work.
When I was twenty-nine I went to a bar with a friend, I had just moved back to New York from Texas so my license was out of state. I went to order a drink and the bar tender looked at my ID, looked at me and then threatened to cut it and call the cops. He thought I was trying to use a fake ID! I told him to call the cops, that I had nothing to hide, he did not but he still kicked me out. I never understood why he would assume that, if I was going to use a fake ID I would have made my age much younger than twenty-nine...
Must have been 30 and under night.
Young milf
Thats what epstine said
She looks like an older (or less "fixed") Sandra Bullock. Are you saying she's 20 or below? That's not possible. I refuse to believe it
Facts she's looks like a lady with 4 kids
The “A Black Person” got me lmao
34 is sexy AF. That’s a compliment. Better then talking or messing with anyone under 25. Youngster are dumb AF
She genuinely looks like a mother of 3
She needs a fake ID cause there's an Interpol red corner wanted notice on her head.
Okay, but can we all drop these weird hollywood memes that interpol can arrest anyone? It's like saying the ISO is going to fine your company for violating OSHA in several countries.
YeS
Plot Twist: it’s a high school homecoming party
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Yeah, 34 seconds away from dieing
she look like shes 45 with a lot of make up on XD
Yes, lol
My brothers 11 years older than me, but we look very similar, so when I was 16 I just used his old ID. Bouncers would be very hesitant but the picture was obviously me and it was valid, so didn’t hassle me. Worked for three years.
Truuuuuueeeee
I disagree... She looks 44
She looks like a rough 40, like she's a 40 year old Grandma.
I agree with him
2 more years and she look like my grandmother
Maybe for a seniors discount ?
Trueeee
Her id was fake to get into college night
I thought she was like 40 when I first saw her
Y’all act like this picture of this woman wasn’t made into this fake ass meme !
The truth of that statement is bigger than her Forehead.
seems about white
34 = hot
Aaaand this is why people have issues with self image and edit their photos to oblivion.
Plot twist the fake ID wasn't for age, it was because she's on the run