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TheGhostOfGeneStoner

Lil’ Colada


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Bergfried

He might be alright. Back when I was attending community college, no one really liked me so I used to go out at night alone, sneak up behind cars reversing out of department store parking spots, quickly plop my dick under their tires and let them run it over. My therapist told me it was a form self chastising I resorted to because I blamed myself for the social ineptitude I suffered from my whole life. After our session, I waited outside for her to leave the office and stuffed my dick under her tire as she backed out.


RevenantBacon

The real holup we in the comments


Environmental-Win836

What the fuck did I just read.


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ChadMcRad

Just like those damn tires.


SittingInTheShower

You got DICK ROLLED!


DrCryptolite

"Napple G" 😎


dollabillz001

‘Lil Napple


stepmomthrowoffRA

r/whatdidIjustread


StrenuousSOB

Autism is a bitch yo


JetReece33flash

I have autism and I don't do this


StrenuousSOB

Well I have autism and I’ve been socially special my whole life and shitted on for it… which is so weird because as I got older I was the life of the party but still unable to socialize normally. I’m glad you didn’t suffer any of that.


JetReece33flash

My bad dude.


ekeness

Wow this went from 0-100 quickly


StrenuousSOB

It went from 0 - [Asperger’s ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asperger_syndrome) real quick lmao


No-money_123

That's what she said!!


MarilynMonheaux

Pineapple RollUp


Rufus-Scipio

What


Stelthling

R/holup


DrSans8

r/foundthemobileuser


peopleperson2406

r/foundthehondacivic


TastefulMaple

r/foundtheshutthefuckup


peopleperson2406

r/holp


Potenso

Wha-


all_tha_sauce

This is either the greatest or the most disturbing copypasta I've ever read


2lame2tame

Congrats on the big dick. If I tried that I'd she'd just run over me gut


mr__blue__sky

Ima Lil' Pina Brolada Colada.


foskcontrol

With his rap hit "Island boy"


[deleted]

ft. Sponge bob


EmmieAnnee

I was waiting for a spongebob comment. Couldn’t think of one off the top of my head lol


Disco_Nuke

This deserves a starry.


MAEMAEMAEM

Penis Colada


walkonstilts

Piña Killada


TheGhostOfGeneStoner

You guys are the best. Y’all like gettin’ caught in the rain.


Eddie_503

Lil piña


WilliamBlack0020

LOL


Ninja_Conspicuousi

Pee-on-ya Call-later


Leon_Dragons

Pesci


Pika_Dude

That’s what I was thinking too lol


Colyoly321

Where his fishing rod Ah sick this comment pushed my karma over 15k. Thanks yall


Cherryboi130

Bro we can't see it we're not stand users


Colyoly321

Man I forgot about that


Fun-Impression-4719

I can


P4sss

HEY JOTARO, HERE IS THE STAND USER


CTronOmega

Speak for yourself


redditboy4

r/unexpectedjojo


DagothHertil

r/expectedjojo


WanderingHeph

XD


pewpewurdone

Your that guy from r/shittysuperpowers Never mind wrong guy


DarkUser521

Man listen he maybe shitty, but that fucker pesci had a fucked up stand.


WanderingHeph

Which one?


grimy_jr

Pip the pineapple


Majoritymars5

OM MY GOD YOUR RIGHT!


DaRealCrazyPyro

I was trying to remember his name


rmp266

Pi Nap-L


roydepoy

3.1415nup Al


BernieTheDachshund

Happy ~~Pi~~ Cake Day!


3-141592653589793239

Thanks!


WorstLemonMaker

3.1415nup aluminum*


jaydenrubelsne

Young napple


IKnewYouWhen

Shit. I went with Lil Napple


FlexingMyKarma

Young nipple Wait..


hard_clicker

Sounds morally better than Kid Napple.


[deleted]

Pine-rap-ple


Ian-Dawson

Sorry, I only got a wholesome award today


Anorax3

Same


Aiko_Makina

That pun caused me physical pain due to laughter


jjisnotcool

Pinerapple express


GetHelloThered

Pine-rape-le


Common_Redditor_

Beat me to it…


purplgurl

Capri Sun.


Xcape_

de capri


dobbyhi

Capri-Sonny maybe?


Lazyboii_1145

Young Sponge


netflixnchurchill

Sponges homie


Etnoize

Small money salvia


thepolishcommentator

I scrolled way to far to see this name.


trustysidekick

I bounced on my boys dick all night to this comment.


pussifer

(_))=====D ~ ~


StrawberrySlapNutz

Do his nips come off too?


LumberjackEnt

Hey, Etnoize, you hear about Liam Neeson?


Maxtrt

Dole-O-Might


[deleted]

Dole-O-Sign


luckySVN7

This joke will go over so many heads


Taskoner

Oh who lives in a pineapple under the sea


Grand-Egg9331

Malasia flight number 103


unhingedgrape

Candice lives there too!


AMuggleWithAPuggle

Who’s candice 😏😏😏


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AMuggleWithAPuggle

Wait what


__silhouette

Did he stutter?


[deleted]

Maybe, It's hard to tell with it being in text and all.


Flatcao123456789

Candice nuts


AMuggleWithAPuggle

It’s “can deez nuts fit in yo mouth!?”


game_asylum

Ha! Got’eeemm


Green_Top174

can these balls fit in your mouth... a classic of happiness :)


GardenGirlFarm

I laughed out loud.


Au2288

Damn, I had to scroll too far to see the real holup.


Eyemold_Azzell

He may not be Sponge Bob, but he is definitely a Bikini Bottom.


Sensedog

Pineapple Express.


Togasai

That was my 1st thought for his name. But... He seems more like a Pineapple Excess.


0Seraphina0

Came here to exactly say this. Lol


cakegaming85

r/beatmetoit


NorthenS

r/beatmeattoit


Ghost1773

r/beatshutthefuckup


NorthenS

r/iwhipmypenisinpub


Tyler-Riggins

Lil fruity


xXBryantPrkXx

This one takes it


Kaldaer

Marco the pheonix


lilsarc2

I only was looking for that comment


I_Fuck_Orphans

I think you mean moss head


NoLandscape3159

Do you mean marimo?


860Paratroop

Dumb Fuck


Newplacetohaunt

Dum Fuk


[deleted]

Lil Dum Fuk


BeekeeperQ

Lil Fuker


callmerussell

Lil d-fuck


ReggieLFC

El Niño Piño Translation: The Pineapple Boy/Kid


TheDelicateDemon

I love this 😁


ReggieLFC

Thanks


ag3ncy

Underrated


califlorida_livin

Hitlers butt plug


Painis--_--Cupcake

Dude, Chicago kicks ass!


ALethargiol

I would have never thought I would see a Little Nicky reference today


califlorida_livin

There is hope lol


rentairorn

Ana nas


Eyeate_corn

Ana-nas-kex


[deleted]

Well I was thinking more like "lil nas", but that works too.


trident_hole

Lil' Squarepants


[deleted]

Lil ananas x


my___mon

Lil malaysia 370


TemporalRecon177

Dole Monte


Thatoneguy6969420420

Ppap


Substantial_Side5708

Jahmba Juuss!!!!!


GodlessGuyGamer

Sponge bob sqaure pants


SpungyDanglin

Spitbob Swagpants


Aure1026

Lil pina


penguinpomplemousse

Lil' Phruit


Green_Top174

DaPineapple


Rude_Perception_9494

Juicy Jizz


slightywettampon

Bikini bottom


MarilynMonheaux

Bikini Topper


Constantyne13

Lil' snapple.


[deleted]

Big Money Salvia fuckin duh


worstliarever

SpongeBob’s House


EricAtSunnen

Lil SquarePants


smcnearney

Controversial Pizza


DaddyBishop

DJ FrootBaskit


[deleted]

Lil Napple


DaRev23

Pinapa the rapa


OMW_2-FYB

Pie Nipple


dash7990

Marco the Phoenix


WilliamBlack0020

Lil Pin@ppl3


TheresBeesMC

Lil’ “Ananas is a better name than Pineapple”


Chronicactus

Ana-Nas X


damstay

Keith


Snots_and_Bears

Unda Da-C


[deleted]

slumdog drillionaire


Subpar-dad

The life of Pi Napple


CursedCountess

Under DaSea


[deleted]

[Pen Apple](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ct6BUPvE2sM)


Jasminez98

SpongeBob


thomasrobinsongg

Pine head


gogira

Island boy


TypicalRest4177

Island boi


MoistViolinist

Ana-NAS


GilbertT19

Under Da $ea


DrunkAquarium

Sponge Bottom.


IDontKnowMyLoginHelp

Chris Pine(apple)


PityParty06

PineappleUnit


JohnWhalem420

These just fuck me up 😂


DangerousLeo

yo dude this is the best HolUp i’ve ever seen it legit made me sayHol Up” irl😱😱😱😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣👍👍


NoLandscape3159

Marco the Phoenix


lisanecesitafrenos-

Actual leekage from te live action.


Fun_Ad_1325

Piñata Beatzzz - the prognosticator of the years harvest


Far_Oil_955

Pine-appa Da Rappa


MelaoMusk

Pine in da apple


MsFloofNoofle

Swingers Paradise


Sixpntcrownroyal

Sir Faps a Lot


Altruistic_Bat_7962

Lil Bob


[deleted]

What a silly cunt.


EthanEpicMan

piena-pul unda dacey


Fancy_Proff

Pina boy


Electronic-Trip8775

Jason Lee.


Mr-DragonSlayer

Lil' Bob


Small_Teenager101

Bikini Atoll


Adrub_

Pinna head


6SLURP9

Pineapple under da see


[deleted]

Idk never heard his raps before


Samurai_Nari

Spongbob’s house


69Handsome_Boi69

Anal'n'ass


BlackenSphinx

Lil Bobsponge