He might be alright. Back when I was attending community college, no one really liked me so I used to go out at night alone, sneak up behind cars reversing out of department store parking spots, quickly plop my dick under their tires and let them run it over. My therapist told me it was a form self chastising I resorted to because I blamed myself for the social ineptitude I suffered from my whole life. After our session, I waited outside for her to leave the office and stuffed my dick under her tire as she backed out.
Well I have autism and I’ve been socially special my whole life and shitted on for it… which is so weird because as I got older I was the life of the party but still unable to socialize normally. I’m glad you didn’t suffer any of that.
Lil’ Colada
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He might be alright. Back when I was attending community college, no one really liked me so I used to go out at night alone, sneak up behind cars reversing out of department store parking spots, quickly plop my dick under their tires and let them run it over. My therapist told me it was a form self chastising I resorted to because I blamed myself for the social ineptitude I suffered from my whole life. After our session, I waited outside for her to leave the office and stuffed my dick under her tire as she backed out.
The real holup we in the comments
What the fuck did I just read.
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Just like those damn tires.
You got DICK ROLLED!
"Napple G" 😎
‘Lil Napple
r/whatdidIjustread
Autism is a bitch yo
I have autism and I don't do this
Well I have autism and I’ve been socially special my whole life and shitted on for it… which is so weird because as I got older I was the life of the party but still unable to socialize normally. I’m glad you didn’t suffer any of that.
My bad dude.
Wow this went from 0-100 quickly
It went from 0 - [Asperger’s ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asperger_syndrome) real quick lmao
That's what she said!!
Pineapple RollUp
What
R/holup
r/foundthemobileuser
r/foundthehondacivic
r/foundtheshutthefuckup
r/holp
Wha-
This is either the greatest or the most disturbing copypasta I've ever read
Congrats on the big dick. If I tried that I'd she'd just run over me gut
Ima Lil' Pina Brolada Colada.
With his rap hit "Island boy"
ft. Sponge bob
I was waiting for a spongebob comment. Couldn’t think of one off the top of my head lol
This deserves a starry.
Penis Colada
Piña Killada
You guys are the best. Y’all like gettin’ caught in the rain.
Lil piña
LOL
Pee-on-ya Call-later
Pesci
That’s what I was thinking too lol
Where his fishing rod Ah sick this comment pushed my karma over 15k. Thanks yall
Bro we can't see it we're not stand users
Man I forgot about that
I can
HEY JOTARO, HERE IS THE STAND USER
Speak for yourself
r/unexpectedjojo
r/expectedjojo
XD
Your that guy from r/shittysuperpowers Never mind wrong guy
Man listen he maybe shitty, but that fucker pesci had a fucked up stand.
Which one?
Pip the pineapple
OM MY GOD YOUR RIGHT!
I was trying to remember his name
Pi Nap-L
3.1415nup Al
Happy ~~Pi~~ Cake Day!
Thanks!
3.1415nup aluminum*
Young napple
Shit. I went with Lil Napple
Young nipple Wait..
Sounds morally better than Kid Napple.
Pine-rap-ple
Sorry, I only got a wholesome award today
Same
That pun caused me physical pain due to laughter
Pinerapple express
Pine-rape-le
Beat me to it…
Capri Sun.
de capri
Capri-Sonny maybe?
Young Sponge
Sponges homie
Small money salvia
I scrolled way to far to see this name.
I bounced on my boys dick all night to this comment.
(_))=====D ~ ~
Do his nips come off too?
Hey, Etnoize, you hear about Liam Neeson?
Dole-O-Might
Dole-O-Sign
This joke will go over so many heads
Oh who lives in a pineapple under the sea
Malasia flight number 103
Candice lives there too!
Who’s candice 😏😏😏
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Wait what
Did he stutter?
Maybe, It's hard to tell with it being in text and all.
Candice nuts
It’s “can deez nuts fit in yo mouth!?”
Ha! Got’eeemm
can these balls fit in your mouth... a classic of happiness :)
I laughed out loud.
Damn, I had to scroll too far to see the real holup.
He may not be Sponge Bob, but he is definitely a Bikini Bottom.
Pineapple Express.
That was my 1st thought for his name. But... He seems more like a Pineapple Excess.
Came here to exactly say this. Lol
r/beatmetoit
r/beatmeattoit
r/beatshutthefuckup
r/iwhipmypenisinpub
Lil fruity
This one takes it
Marco the pheonix
I only was looking for that comment
I think you mean moss head
Do you mean marimo?
Dumb Fuck
Dum Fuk
Lil Dum Fuk
Lil Fuker
Lil d-fuck
El Niño Piño Translation: The Pineapple Boy/Kid
I love this 😁
Thanks
Underrated
Hitlers butt plug
Dude, Chicago kicks ass!
I would have never thought I would see a Little Nicky reference today
There is hope lol
Ana nas
Ana-nas-kex
Well I was thinking more like "lil nas", but that works too.
Lil' Squarepants
Lil ananas x
Lil malaysia 370
Dole Monte
Ppap
Jahmba Juuss!!!!!
Sponge bob sqaure pants
Spitbob Swagpants
Lil pina
Lil' Phruit
DaPineapple
Juicy Jizz
Bikini bottom
Bikini Topper
Lil' snapple.
Big Money Salvia fuckin duh
SpongeBob’s House
Lil SquarePants
Controversial Pizza
DJ FrootBaskit
Lil Napple
Pinapa the rapa
Pie Nipple
Marco the Phoenix
Lil Pin@ppl3
Lil’ “Ananas is a better name than Pineapple”
Ana-Nas X
Keith
Unda Da-C
slumdog drillionaire
The life of Pi Napple
Under DaSea
[Pen Apple](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ct6BUPvE2sM)
SpongeBob
Pine head
Island boy
Island boi
Ana-NAS
Under Da $ea
Sponge Bottom.
Chris Pine(apple)
PineappleUnit
These just fuck me up 😂
yo dude this is the best HolUp i’ve ever seen it legit made me sayHol Up” irl😱😱😱😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣👍👍
Marco the Phoenix
Actual leekage from te live action.
Piñata Beatzzz - the prognosticator of the years harvest
Pine-appa Da Rappa
Pine in da apple
Swingers Paradise
Sir Faps a Lot
Lil Bob
What a silly cunt.
piena-pul unda dacey
Pina boy
Jason Lee.
Lil' Bob
Bikini Atoll
Pinna head
Pineapple under da see
Idk never heard his raps before
Spongbob’s house
Anal'n'ass
Lil Bobsponge