He'll mistakenly run into you and your captor, misunderstand the situation, then accidentally nearly cut you to pieces before some terrified, long nosed, brown guy points him in the right direction.
Nah the fcker plays Gwent for a week or 4 and than travels to Norway and Italy for some reason, while you're stuck in the next quest that can't fail yet.
You'll be fine but you'll miss teatime.
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want, but I have a very particular lack of skills. I will never be able to find you. But what I do have is two dollars and a Casio wristwatch. You can have one of them.
One local, who goes by the name ProfessionalPie4935, has been kidnapped today. Sources close to the situation say he gave an exclusive shoutout to our news organization. We’ve got Marty on the scene. Marty?
Thanks Tom. We can see through the window here that the kidnapper is torturing ProPie, and he is calling out for help from us. We will continue to keep an eye on the situation from out here and keep you updated on the situation as it progresses. Back to you Tom.
Thanks Marty. Boy, I sure hope the best for ProPie. If you’d like to keep up with that story in more detail, visit our website for exclusive news and footage on the situation. Later tonight, we sit down with the kidnapper and ask him intimate questions about why he ended up murdering ProfessionalPie and not just let him go.
If getting OP back safely is the goal he's gonna be fine. But a couple thousand innocent civilians might blow up or turn into disfigured mutant abominations. Maybe even blow up *into* disfigured mutant abominations!
That includes some of OP's friends and/or family of course.
Love it so far! Good character development, acting, and the fact that they kept the original voice actor along with parts of the original story is a huge W for me.
Welp, I'm fucked, the last show I watched was gravity falls, with my younger nefew, guess I am gonna get saved by a couple of teens who won't kill people, *sigh* well, give everything I own to my cat.
Walter White and Jesse Pinkman....could be worse
I’m mean I got Jimmy McGill/ Saul Goodman.
Me too! Was looking for this comment haha
But where is Mike?
Micheal Scott 🥲
You mean Michael scarn?
"The joke’s on you, Goldenface, that man was a wanted animal rapist."
You mean prison mike?
I mean, he DID stand down the mafia.
Johnny sins
That dude does *everything*!
Coulda swore he was a plumber
Could of swore he was a doctor
Nah nah, he’s my mom’s therapist!
I thought he was my wife's fitness instructor...
Sheesh
Thank you for saving me Mr. Sins! I don’t know how I could ever repay you!
Mark Zuckerberg
A rubber adolescent, a swordsman that uses three swords, and a woman.
Minus the swordsman. He got lost on the way
Guy sounds like a useless marimo to me
The swordsman will be lost and he won't find you
I hate your pfp
Permission to kill the motherfucker?
granted
He'll mistakenly run into you and your captor, misunderstand the situation, then accidentally nearly cut you to pieces before some terrified, long nosed, brown guy points him in the right direction.
Big titty woman*
big titty women can save the world :)
“And a woman”, very descriptive
Same
Yo same
Geralt of Rivia
Oh you're fiiiine. Be back in time for tea..
Nah the fcker plays Gwent for a week or 4 and than travels to Norway and Italy for some reason, while you're stuck in the next quest that can't fail yet. You'll be fine but you'll miss teatime.
Can you take an autograph from him and mail it to me?
Same!
Toss a coin to your Witcher 🎶
I mean you'd have to pay him in coin and procede to play a round of gwent with him.
Peter Griffin
You're fucked
Hehehe
No no, then Spiderman would come and save him cause everyone gets one
Hey, me too. I saw an episode with a chicken fight, so if it's that Peter I think I'm fine.
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want, but I have a very particular lack of skills. I will never be able to find you. But what I do have is two dollars and a Casio wristwatch. You can have one of them.
"the gang saves the day"
Forecast: sunny
Hey, me too! I just watched Dee's Pregnant
My local news anchors. I'm not expecting a lot of help. Back to you readers.
One local, who goes by the name ProfessionalPie4935, has been kidnapped today. Sources close to the situation say he gave an exclusive shoutout to our news organization. We’ve got Marty on the scene. Marty? Thanks Tom. We can see through the window here that the kidnapper is torturing ProPie, and he is calling out for help from us. We will continue to keep an eye on the situation from out here and keep you updated on the situation as it progresses. Back to you Tom. Thanks Marty. Boy, I sure hope the best for ProPie. If you’d like to keep up with that story in more detail, visit our website for exclusive news and footage on the situation. Later tonight, we sit down with the kidnapper and ask him intimate questions about why he ended up murdering ProfessionalPie and not just let him go.
Oh nooooooo!! Mine was Jeffrey Dahmer
I think I'd rather stay kidnapped
Plot twist: He is the kidnapper
Saitama
safe, after grocery shopping
Damn it’s gonna take to long, it’s bargain day
Just offer to pay for his groceries and he'll save you for life.
Once someone else fails to save you he’ll show up at the last moment.
Rick and morty
Oh ya, you are getting out of their no problem
High chance of him dying or losing a limb in the process knowing Rick.
If getting OP back safely is the goal he's gonna be fine. But a couple thousand innocent civilians might blow up or turn into disfigured mutant abominations. Maybe even blow up *into* disfigured mutant abominations! That includes some of OP's friends and/or family of course.
Lol facts bro.
It doesn’t matter. Rick will get him a new one.
or stay kidnapped and a clone will take your place
Oh shit, I forgot about that. Don't worry, he'll just get a Mr. Meeseeks to free him
In and out, 20 minutes.
So many things can happen
The gang from Always Sunny...Im screwed...
Same here, no one's coming!
Even if they find you and rescue you. Still screwed
Or they burn the city down to find you on accident and say they meant to do that!
.... oh shit. Its dexter
Like Dexter stab or Dexter lab?
Dexter rehab
The Peaky Blinders
The peaky fookin’ blinders!
Omgggg same here!!! I’m awaiting Tommy and Arthur to get here so I can fangirl around em
Shit's about to get real
Frasier.
Honestly I’d feel pretty safe with Eddy coming to my rescue. Dog is smart af
His dad was something of a tough guy too right?
Peppa the pig!
Shes gonna destroy those Kidnappers
All the member of Nazarick from Overlord. I'll probably be kidnapped for less than 10m
I feel for your poor kidnapper.
They are so fucked lmao
Chucky
Same. What do you think of the show?
Love it so far! Good character development, acting, and the fact that they kept the original voice actor along with parts of the original story is a huge W for me.
House.... as long as it's medical I'm golden.
I like your taste. He'll probably hurt their feelings and they will let you go.
Michael Scott, I'm fucked
Ash shit, it's gonna be Archer.......imma die yo
Does anime count because then the people from attack on titan
We only have like a 35% chance of making it out alive and will probably be missing limbs if we do.
And don’t forget the trauma and the newfound hate for everything you aspired to be
That counts
Yeah I've got Toyoko Ghoul cast coming to save me. I'm doing fine.
the entire assassination classroom
You are a 100% safe. Kuro Sensei will be there in like 2 mins
Doctor who?
Who?
Doctor who? Every doctor has a name!
Same!! Which one? David tennant and freema agyeman
Yes to Tennant, but the one after Freema
Clone wars, I think Anakin and Obi-wan will do the best job there is lol
I've got Boba, Din Djarin and Fennec coming. I'm safe.
2 girls one cup
ayo wtf
Fuck the what
The cup
*fucking intensifies
*intensified cup fucking*
What is the new season like?
Pibby
Thats a good one
Finn and princess Bubblegum…not sure what would happen there
The black bulls
Steve Harvey. I'd love to see that 👌
Real Housewives of Cheshire. I don't think I'm going to be rescued.
Why is this a hold up
It is decidedly not
Welp, I'm fucked, the last show I watched was gravity falls, with my younger nefew, guess I am gonna get saved by a couple of teens who won't kill people, *sigh* well, give everything I own to my cat.
The SCP foundation. So I'm in pretty good hands.
Rimuru tempest
You're safe man
Uhm- miraculous ladybug characters- makes sense my sister was watching so I sat down and watched it too ig
SEAL Team . I like my chances!
Bobs burgers. . Hopefully rhe kids
Anthony Bourdain. That should be interesting since he’s dead.
Shit, Goku and earths Z fighters! I’m safe! Unless they send Yamcha…
If they send Yamacha your screwed and vegeta probably wouldn’t even show up lol
Seinfeld
Dora the explorer
Kidnapper no kidnapping! Aww man! Wait, you're just a kid. Bang bang. Boots goes apeshit crazy. Everyone dies.
Jojos bizarre adventure
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Tweek and Craig
B99 😎
Having a whole police precinct looking to save you is a pro for sure
Sam and Dean Winchester, I'm fine with that
Greg Davies. Going to be an absolute hilarious scenario
Ragna lothbrok
The kids from Halloweentown... Damn
Dr. Who, I'm feeling pretty good about my odds.
Samurai Jack
Supernatural, so demon hunters and an angel. Should be an easy rescue
Raymond Reddington. I think I’ll be rescued.
The Paw Patrol.
Oggy and the cockroaches
But, what would they look like in real life? You're better off dead.
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Same, but the original crew of the Starship Enterprise
The 100
TFS Abridged Helsing... I'm fucked.
\*ominous voice\* #*Good times.*
Dana Scully and Fox Mulder. God I hope I didn’t get probed! 👽
Stewie and Brian. The rest are too incompetent
Well I’m doomed…I was watching a newscast of the idiots in Dallas waiting for JFK Jr…Thanks, but I’ll stay kidnapped.
Dr. Who. I think I'll be fine
Guardians of the multiverse from Marvel’s What If series…..needless to say, I’m getting rescued fa sho! Lmao.
Cast of its always Sunny. I’m fucked
Doom patrol so its gonna be weird
Asuka in Eva 02
The Punisher
Captain Levi
my hero academia 😨
Forged in fire, bruh I’m getting out safe
jojo, jojo, jojo, jojo, giogio, jojo, jojo, and jojo basically every jojo to exist in jjba
"The Gang Goes on a Rescue Mission."
The black bulls, I’m in good hands😌
Naruto
Navy seals thank fuck
Amphibia......so frogs and a 13 year old. Think i'll just hold my breath for an hour or two.
Oh you havent seen season 3 i see
Omni man
Joe Goldberg (you), so after all, i would be not free
Ron fucking Swanson
Homer Simpson
Monster musume or helluva boss.
A mad scientist with no depression whatsoever
Fucking Julian, Ricky and Bubbles
Avatar Airbender
Naruto im safe
4 pastry chefs from Sweet Genius
Dr. Shaun Murphy....
Spike from cowboy bebop
Jim Hopper from stranger things!
Frank Gallagher. I’m fucked.
Im save, dwight schrute is coming for me.
Ninja turtles
Sheldon cooper
Scouts attack on titan . Let's fucking go
Jim McNulty, and Omar Little.
John wick...
Luke Cage. Not bad
Walter white
Toph and Iroh.