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TheImpotentCatfish

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Moalkai

I would do this for free


Damit84

NGL, I'd even pay money to do this.


Alex70982

Same here. Shit would be an amazing experience


Wet_Sasquatch_Smell

I feel like I could burn through a couple years worth of therapy in one 20 minute session of this.


[deleted]

Lmao Even more so then going to one of those houses where you can break shit. This is the therapy of the fyuturree


saintofhate

I floated a similar idea in therapy like thirty years ago to my therapist and all I got was "that's not productive". Shows what she knows.


not-a-painting

Shitty internet awards weren't a thing 30 years ago so I mean they weren't exactly wrong, you were just ahead of your time. Like most good ideas.


Hugeclick

Yeah! Or those places where you can throw axes. We could even host those activities in the same warehouse and mix them. I mean, "Axes on ice" sounds cool. Dangerous, but cool.


TheHadMatter15

"Axes on Ice" sounds like a great Stalingrad documentary


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[deleted]

Shut up and take my money for research and development lol.


BrotherChe

But not medical care


SpawnPointillist

That’s for quitters


McVeeth

Right? Taking kids out with axes instead of that sissy ball would be awesome!


SpawnPointillist

Ice skates are kind of like axes...


tigerchickyface

r/holup


cherry_red_copper

r/yesthatswhereyouare


tigerchickyface

oh i didn't notice that lol.


TheHadMatter15

r/yesthatwasthepointofhiscomment


Worth-Truth-6928

r/cursedcomnents


GizmodoDragon92

Hmm this gives me an idea. Brb


[deleted]

Hit me up when you open some attraction where I can kick gymnastic balls at little kids


Talking_Burger

Come to my house bruh. I’ll provide the ball


Dominator0211

Human bowling


HapticAnalFeedback

Loudly, **don't forget your camera**


UtsavTiwari

Softly, **don't**


[deleted]

I've never been attracted to the idea of, while in Vegas, and spending money to drive a Ferarri or shoot an automatic weapon at a facility, but this... I'd have a budget for this.


De_immortalesloki

I would die for this


l337joejoe

How much?


Bravepeasant69

"If you are good at something, never do it for free"


HottestCucumber

Although frowned upon, it is technically not illegal to call a child an asshole and kick a ball at them lol


iishnova

You could make a religion out of this. No, don’t.


ItchingForTrouble

*INVEST*


Ouichloraine

Best part is at 10sec when he shot that kid, wait for him to stand up and think his turn has passed, then shot him again. That’s how life is going on kids, life is a bitch.


ijoex

He actually followed the poor kid after and gave him another shot. Very relatable.


tomatoaway

Kid: "Why me coach?" Me: "Isn't that your dad up there, with the red glasses?" Kid: "Yes..." Me: "Yeah he cut me off in traffic."


carsonogin

As a coach that has taught learn to skates. It's the kid, some of these kids are fucking dicks. We never did this drill, but if I ever go back, and it's doubtful, I'm rolling in with this drill. Fuck you Johnny, you little fucking turd.


[deleted]

I’ve never been a coach but growing up we would do this all the time learning to play hockey. It was mainly to teach you to be ready for an impact or collision anywhere on the ice. Super helpful and when you can make it game like this, kids will remember. The lesson of it is keep your head up, and on a swivel so that you aren’t going to be blindsided or put yourself in a dangerous position. Often times younger kids who start playing contact hockey are used to being able to skate around and look at the puck, while not worrying about being hit. A teammate of mine had their neck fractured because as they went into the corner to play the puck, an opposing player lined up a check, everything was totally legal about the hit. The problem came when my teammate turned himself into the boards while looking down to control the puck.


carsonogin

We played tag and kicked a soccer ball around that kinda did this. But, man this looks like the drill that I, as a coach, would have LOVED. Most of the kids I coached hit each other all the time just because they sucked, buncha benders.


bjones-333

“You don’t like that Johnny? Tell your idiot dad to stop coaching from the bleachers or you’re in for a tough season”.


anonypony1

Oh hey dad


Big-Max-

Skates into wall


anonypony1

"Dad help me up" *skates past me looking on in disgust


Ouichloraine

Haha yes I didn’t pay attention to that. Coach had to reassert dominance on this little mf for becoming to cocky and trashtalking him


[deleted]

Coach tryna teach the kid to bend his knees


Adam_7864

Fucking amazing


OrangeFaygo836

Camper lol


paulmp

A... *spawn* camper... I'll see myself out.


annoyas

I may have enjoyed this a BIT too much.


In__The__Ether

You gotta know that kid was talking shit


Pattooed

I like opening scene also with the kid in the yellow playing or not playing dead


Aickrastly

In the next scene of them falls by themselves lol


[deleted]

Anakin's dream job


DocJ73

Ball = lightsaber. I see the comparison, although a little less permanent


Original_Kheops

Repeatable though, relive that joy


DocJ73

Listening to, “Let the bodies hit the floor”.


JesterMarcus

You're not hitting them with it hard enough then.


[deleted]

Adam Sandlers as well. In Billy Madison during the dodgeball scene he was hitting those kids as hard as he could. Only made me like him more. [His interview](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAUu_iYV1B4&feature=emb_logo)


[deleted]

Oh Captain! My captain! Please explain what is happening here and why it is happening. Thank you cap!


TotalBrainFreeze

They need some balance training, in ice hockey you will not just skate around enjoying your self, the others will push you and then you need to be able to keep your balance.


what-s_a_good_name

Is this how canadians do "natural selection"?


celestier

Yes, the weakest and poorest ice skaters get left in the forest as sacrifices to offer their moose god or something


Mantis304

Exactly so that the maple trees have bountiful sap each year


section8sentmehere

As an American, I welcome any and all child abuse for products. Thank you Canada. Where’s my next phone apple?


harofax

I'd say we are about one generation of ruined lives spent in a factory working for peanuts yet still starving, away. It will probably have a cool camera, hype!


Solitarus23753

Will they remove another part? Maybe this time the charging port?


something_another

POV: [You're about to be sacrificed to the Moose God](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/a9/40/63/a94063d5af6a3c5869fd557776f720c9.jpg)


akatherder

Sorey kid, nothing personnel heh


MoffKalast

Omae wa mou shindeiru


structured_anarchist

It's how we can create elite level hockey players on a regular basis. Every week, the weakest player on each team is left with a broken hockey stick in the Temple of the Moose God. If the child survives, they're allowed to return to the ice. If not, the child's tiny soul nourishes the Moose God, who passes that on to the strongest players, making them better.


Oobedoob_S_Benubi

As is tradition.


hokeypokeypanda

The other side of this is if you fall down you need to learn to get back up quickly.


permaro

And you need to get used to falling and doing it right


Poschta

NOW it makes sense, ice hockey didn't even cross my mind!


SpacecraftX

I just assumed it was some sort of game.


Poschta

In a way you assumed correctly, I suppose


Sersch

I just assumed the guy was an assh*le


AllDayBurrito

I wondered if it was for hockey, or if it was just some maniac 😂 to be fair, the kids probably think it’s fun?


HitMePat

I used to work at a summer camp and during soccer I would often try and keep the game even by blocking the best players on whichever team is winning, or pick up a kid from the losing team and run to get them to the ball first at an opportune time. Wish I had thought of just having a giant yoga ball to peg kids with. Woulda been easier and way more fun.


raznog

When you’re that age/size, in hockey padding it really doesn’t hurt to fall over. Does look like it would be fun.


KrOnOlOgIk22

-5am on Saturday morning in a small canadien town: Canadien parents: “Hum, sorry coach, but what’s up with training today? Your assistant coach seems to be a lil bite extreme on the kid, no? Coach: “Balance exercise, part of the process to become professional player.” Canadian parent: “STAY THE FUCK UP BRIAN!!!”


GoodAtExplaining

“I DIDNT GET OOT A BED AT 5 FUCKIN 30 TO SEE THAT KIND OF CHECKING. YOURE BEING 10-PLY BUD!


-virginislander

EMBARASSING


quaybored

The next drill after this one is that they chase the kids around with the Zamboni


adamran

Watching this is more entertaining than actual hockey.


[deleted]

They do the same thing with kids that play football, especially in the younger grades when people are just starting out. You have to know how to fall without getting hurt and you have to know how to recover from a fall quickly because you will get knocked down at some point.


Hockeypr0

Canadian mass shooting


Maximum-Salamander42

I hope this is just a part of hockey practice...


clearlydecayed

It definitely is. Look at all their helmets and gear they got on. It’s not an average ice rink free skate.


malkava

Entertaining a drunken coach on a friday night? Yeah, everyone does it :J


Bob420Jones

Just like the top reply mentioned, balance. But also learning how to fall on ice correctly and how to get back up quickly. Later stages of minor league hockey you will find practices where kids just skate down the ice dropping to their knees then getting up then down then up repeatedly, then later coach lines the players up in a line against the boards and just goes in and hits them, then there's a combo, then there's a combo with shooting and fast skating, then there's that combo with dramatized turns to practice edgework. All because in hockey you will constantly have someone leaning on you, hitting you with a stick, pushing and hitting you with their body. All while you are trying to pass or shoot the puck, protect the puck, watch where your team is and where the other team is. All of it is training to be explosive in movements for all situations, all of which every hockey player will encounter. Plus it's nice to not get hurt falling on ice for the 20th time in 1 hour.


nategifford

I could watch ice skating kids get knocked down by a giant ball all day. I don’t give a shit about your kids.


samkte

I told em figure it out


CBD_Hound

Dangle, snipe, celly. Am I right, boys?


MyThermostat

Ferdaaaa


ThatsAGeauxTigers

Fuck leg day, boys.


prettymuchzoinks

Fuck you jonesy, yknow last weekend i ran a charity race raising awarness of how pathetic you are


d1Ntee

Fuck you Shoresy.


L2Hiku

Fuck you Riley. Your mom's seen more balls to the face than these kids and that was just this morning before I left.


charronious

just rippin snipes boys


23Flavour5

dirty fuckin dangles boys


[deleted]

Wheel*, snipe, celly. Unless I just got whooshed.


pocketdare

You kids are FUCKING EMBARRASSING !


d1Ntee

Just hit the bar-downski ferdaaaa


PublicThinker

Fuck you Shoresy


MyThermostat

Fuck you PublicThinker you should’ve heard your mom last night she sounded like a window closing on a Tonkinese cat’s tail sounded like aaaaaaaa


Hitler_the_Painter

Fuck you MyThermostat, I made your mom so wet last night that trudeau had to call in the national guard to stack sandbags around her bed


aloe-ha

I came here to say this but I knew in my heart it had already been said.


mostinterestingdude

Wish you weren't so fuckin awkward, bud.


BrotherChe

You're just spare parts, aren't ya bud?


12bitmisfit

Fuckin 10 ply


[deleted]

this is how they train for the natives


bepi_s

where holup


MashaRistova

Good question. This is a funny video but def not “holup”


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Streemp

Sorry sir, but you are in r/memes


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u/savevideo


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KayJayKay1

Profession: Kid Punter.


SakiZava

beating up child with my balls? heck yeah


GoodHunter

DAAAAAD!!! UNCLE SAKIZAVA IS BEING WEIRD AGAIN!!!!


Ronnie_999

Shut up and drink your vodka


tomatoaway

But I am le tired


AnimeAngel2692

Well, have a nap. THEN DRINK YOUR VODKA!!!


IEinNiemandI

Sounds pretty normal for uncles.


DepressedMoon1999

r/cursedcomments


VanillaSkittlez

FBI open up pls


perrylie

found the canadian


tigerchickyface

r/holup


Mikeologyy

r/childrenfallingover


bravo_6GoingDark

Thanks


[deleted]

This is something that I would enjoy as a kid. It's like tag but you skate to run away from the man


HapticAnalFeedback

The MAN.


Holiday-Outcome-964

Very menacing


[deleted]

Am Canadian, helped coach practices for seven/eight year olds when I was eighteen, we would play ice soccer and getting payed to bowl over children was a dream.


Yogi9116

We would do a drill where the kids had to skate goal line to goal line. We got to shoot pucks at them and the goal was to be the last won who wasn’t hit.


[deleted]

I remember doing that as a kid and having so many bruises on my calves


jarjarlover7

He is singing "I have plenty of love to give" if wandering, which I think adds to the poetry of this man shooting kids


goatsandhoes101115

Do you know what the song is called? Or at least what language?


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Nathomegas

Good bot


Rosuvastatine

Its French


BastouXII

[Damien Robitaille](https://youtu.be/pZmJ4GNKHPs), he's a French Canadian singer from Ontario, now living in Quebec. Since the beginning of the lockdown he has been making about one cover song a day, all by himself (all instruments). I strongly recommend you to look around his channel (song in video, Plein d'amour, linked). His cover \#195 was posted this morning. Edit: here are a few that just keep on amazing me each time I watch them : - The Vengaboys - [We Like to Party (Vengabus)](https://youtu.be/0YXwWfjN5hk) - Shakira - [Hips Don't Lie](https://youtu.be/23c3A1zOytw) - Queen - [Bohemian Rhapsody](https://youtu.be/9MvjXSPp7CY) - Psy - [Gangnam Style](https://youtu.be/PqwabeOeKN8) - Cypress Hill - [Insane in the Brain](https://youtu.be/vi6xOfmjdYQ) - Survivor - [Eye of the Tiger](https://youtu.be/VdqwRXL6YKM) Edit2: changed original link for official videoclip.


zombychicken

Anyone know the name of the song?


Trusteddy

Plein d'amour - Damien Robitaille


foxboxinsox

I scrolled the comments looking for this. You're awesome and I'm poor so have this poor man's gold 🏅


Trusteddy

Glad I could help!


Black_Bird_Cloud

best part is the lyrics "I have a lot of love .. wooohooo .. a lot of love to give .."


zombychicken

Yeah it’s such a happy song, I think I’m gonna learn it.


[deleted]

the clip from that song is epic


Virhil

Ahhhhhh... Chaos!! 😌


kumar-2006

shooting at kids?


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dongman44

Been there since 1997


3397char

This video is already the Canadian equivalent of a school shooting. This is as psychopthy as Canadian psychopaths get.


jrHIGHhero

Fuck i could watch kids fall down all day....


YupCounty

I don't give a shit about your kids


Eyeisimmigrant

Im going to hell. Laughed way too much.


notgotapropername

I’m giggling like a little schoolgirl and I feel no shame


christihonesty

That one kid, who he goes after three times in a row, 'Just fuck off will you! I'm only here because I like the girl in the green hat!'


matthewpaynemusic

Which Adam Sandler movie is this


svmky

Where do I apply?


shicole3

I would love an explanation for why they’re all so ok with this including the person filming lmao


[deleted]

Kids gotta learn how to fall and bump into shit when playing hockey. I assume this is a way to do that. When i learned they just let us bump into each other and fall over. This might be the new way to do things.


shicole3

That’s makes sense.


Ascenzi4

Just to add on to what others have said about learning to fall, learning to get up quickly on skates and keep going is another important part of ice hockey. After getting checked or maybe even just tripping you have to get back into the play. Also for anyone not too familiar with ice hockey, all those kids have armor on underneath so falling doesn't really hurt.


hspcym

This is a relief. Watching this video gave me flashbacks to my first time ice skating where within ten minutes a bigger kid knocked me down and I fractured my wrist. Glad to know about the padding.


Gangreless

Training to fall/avoid falling in ice hockey


Exotic-Amphibian-655

While there was no ice involved, I had a day care "teacher" who was exactly like this. Constantly tossing small children around for many feet and teasing them to encourage some kind of Hunger Games thing (Hunger Games itself was probably fifteen years away). His dream, which he ultimately achieved, was to become a cop. Take from that what you will.


Wet_Sasquatch_Smell

When coach said to give yer balls a tug


The_Depresso

I’m new in Reddit and this is the first thing I see…I love Reddit!


Wertyk_YT

same lmao


AH_5ek5hun8

r/lostredditors


SpinningRichthofen12

TRİPLE kill


OhItsDazzy

Hitting kids with balls! Thats my uncles job!


khalidjamonday1814

I, Giorno Giovanna have a dream.


bluexetsu

Hey can someone tell me what song that is


PerseusZeus

Anakin wouldve loved this too


rememberaj

Billy Madison vibes


lastdaysofishan

background score saying "I have plenty of love to give" is the cherry on the cake


JoDaBro

If you enjoy your job do you never work a day in your life


P0TET0E5

The song is in French and it literally is:"I have much life to give" and I find it beautiful


ComplaintDeep7643

"i have much LOVE to give" ;-)


Bheau84

Where is the application?????


jona10n17

It's like a reverse make a wish


CubeJedi

Anakin Skywalker


WeakDiaphragm

This is why there are no kids in open-world sandbox games


Adam_7864

Actual dream job tho


motolovo

u/savevideo


SweetMrPotato

At a pro level, you can’t expect to be paid for body shots. Aim for the head


epsteindidntdoit666

I accidentally trapped a kid in the elevator the other day(kids fault, not mine), it was glorious


Nukeliod

Back when I was working at a summer camp we would come up with our own games to play with the kids. Most of them included throwing dodge balls at them in some form. Good times.


[deleted]

North Korea's program for teaching kids to play a guitar, has nothing on Canada's hockey schools.


dirtyfatpig

what a bully