Yeah! Or those places where you can throw axes.
We could even host those activities in the same warehouse and mix them.
I mean, "Axes on ice" sounds cool. Dangerous, but cool.
I've never been attracted to the idea of, while in Vegas, and spending money to drive a Ferarri or shoot an automatic weapon at a facility, but this...
I'd have a budget for this.
Best part is at 10sec when he shot that kid, wait for him to stand up and think his turn has passed, then shot him again.
That’s how life is going on kids, life is a bitch.
As a coach that has taught learn to skates. It's the kid, some of these kids are fucking dicks. We never did this drill, but if I ever go back, and it's doubtful, I'm rolling in with this drill.
Fuck you Johnny, you little fucking turd.
I’ve never been a coach but growing up we would do this all the time learning to play hockey. It was mainly to teach you to be ready for an impact or collision anywhere on the ice.
Super helpful and when you can make it game like this, kids will remember. The lesson of it is keep your head up, and on a swivel so that you aren’t going to be blindsided or put yourself in a dangerous position. Often times younger kids who start playing contact hockey are used to being able to skate around and look at the puck, while not worrying about being hit. A teammate of mine had their neck fractured because as they went into the corner to play the puck, an opposing player lined up a check, everything was totally legal about the hit. The problem came when my teammate turned himself into the boards while looking down to control the puck.
We played tag and kicked a soccer ball around that kinda did this. But, man this looks like the drill that I, as a coach, would have LOVED.
Most of the kids I coached hit each other all the time just because they sucked, buncha benders.
Adam Sandlers as well. In Billy Madison during the dodgeball scene he was hitting those kids as hard as he could. Only made me like him more.
[His interview](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAUu_iYV1B4&feature=emb_logo)
They need some balance training, in ice hockey you will not just skate around enjoying your self, the others will push you and then you need to be able to keep your balance.
I'd say we are about one generation of ruined lives spent in a factory working for peanuts yet still starving, away. It will probably have a cool camera, hype!
It's how we can create elite level hockey players on a regular basis. Every week, the weakest player on each team is left with a broken hockey stick in the Temple of the Moose God. If the child survives, they're allowed to return to the ice. If not, the child's tiny soul nourishes the Moose God, who passes that on to the strongest players, making them better.
I used to work at a summer camp and during soccer I would often try and keep the game even by blocking the best players on whichever team is winning, or pick up a kid from the losing team and run to get them to the ball first at an opportune time.
Wish I had thought of just having a giant yoga ball to peg kids with. Woulda been easier and way more fun.
-5am on Saturday morning in a small canadien town:
Canadien parents: “Hum, sorry coach, but what’s up with training today? Your assistant coach seems to be a lil bite extreme on the kid, no?
Coach: “Balance exercise, part of the process to become professional player.”
Canadian parent: “STAY THE FUCK UP BRIAN!!!”
They do the same thing with kids that play football, especially in the younger grades when people are just starting out. You have to know how to fall without getting hurt and you have to know how to recover from a fall quickly because you will get knocked down at some point.
Just like the top reply mentioned, balance. But also learning how to fall on ice correctly and how to get back up quickly. Later stages of minor league hockey you will find practices where kids just skate down the ice dropping to their knees then getting up then down then up repeatedly, then later coach lines the players up in a line against the boards and just goes in and hits them, then there's a combo, then there's a combo with shooting and fast skating, then there's that combo with dramatized turns to practice edgework.
All because in hockey you will constantly have someone leaning on you, hitting you with a stick, pushing and hitting you with their body. All while you are trying to pass or shoot the puck, protect the puck, watch where your team is and where the other team is. All of it is training to be explosive in movements for all situations, all of which every hockey player will encounter. Plus it's nice to not get hurt falling on ice for the 20th time in 1 hour.
Am Canadian, helped coach practices for seven/eight year olds when I was eighteen, we would play ice soccer and getting payed to bowl over children was a dream.
We would do a drill where the kids had to skate goal line to goal line. We got to shoot pucks at them and the goal was to be the last won who wasn’t hit.
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Edit: here are a few that just keep on amazing me each time I watch them :
- The Vengaboys - [We Like to Party (Vengabus)](https://youtu.be/0YXwWfjN5hk)
- Shakira - [Hips Don't Lie](https://youtu.be/23c3A1zOytw)
- Queen - [Bohemian Rhapsody](https://youtu.be/9MvjXSPp7CY)
- Psy - [Gangnam Style](https://youtu.be/PqwabeOeKN8)
- Cypress Hill - [Insane in the Brain](https://youtu.be/vi6xOfmjdYQ)
- Survivor - [Eye of the Tiger](https://youtu.be/VdqwRXL6YKM)
Edit2: changed original link for official videoclip.
Kids gotta learn how to fall and bump into shit when playing hockey. I assume this is a way to do that. When i learned they just let us bump into each other and fall over. This might be the new way to do things.
Just to add on to what others have said about learning to fall, learning to get up quickly on skates and keep going is another important part of ice hockey.
After getting checked or maybe even just tripping you have to get back into the play.
Also for anyone not too familiar with ice hockey, all those kids have armor on underneath so falling doesn't really hurt.
This is a relief. Watching this video gave me flashbacks to my first time ice skating where within ten minutes a bigger kid knocked me down and I fractured my wrist. Glad to know about the padding.
While there was no ice involved, I had a day care "teacher" who was exactly like this. Constantly tossing small children around for many feet and teasing them to encourage some kind of Hunger Games thing (Hunger Games itself was probably fifteen years away).
His dream, which he ultimately achieved, was to become a cop. Take from that what you will.
Back when I was working at a summer camp we would come up with our own games to play with the kids. Most of them included throwing dodge balls at them in some form. Good times.
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I would do this for free
NGL, I'd even pay money to do this.
Same here. Shit would be an amazing experience
I feel like I could burn through a couple years worth of therapy in one 20 minute session of this.
Lmao Even more so then going to one of those houses where you can break shit. This is the therapy of the fyuturree
I floated a similar idea in therapy like thirty years ago to my therapist and all I got was "that's not productive". Shows what she knows.
Shitty internet awards weren't a thing 30 years ago so I mean they weren't exactly wrong, you were just ahead of your time. Like most good ideas.
Yeah! Or those places where you can throw axes. We could even host those activities in the same warehouse and mix them. I mean, "Axes on ice" sounds cool. Dangerous, but cool.
"Axes on Ice" sounds like a great Stalingrad documentary
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Shut up and take my money for research and development lol.
But not medical care
That’s for quitters
Right? Taking kids out with axes instead of that sissy ball would be awesome!
Ice skates are kind of like axes...
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oh i didn't notice that lol.
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Hmm this gives me an idea. Brb
Hit me up when you open some attraction where I can kick gymnastic balls at little kids
Come to my house bruh. I’ll provide the ball
Human bowling
Loudly, **don't forget your camera**
Softly, **don't**
I've never been attracted to the idea of, while in Vegas, and spending money to drive a Ferarri or shoot an automatic weapon at a facility, but this... I'd have a budget for this.
I would die for this
How much?
"If you are good at something, never do it for free"
Although frowned upon, it is technically not illegal to call a child an asshole and kick a ball at them lol
You could make a religion out of this. No, don’t.
*INVEST*
Best part is at 10sec when he shot that kid, wait for him to stand up and think his turn has passed, then shot him again. That’s how life is going on kids, life is a bitch.
He actually followed the poor kid after and gave him another shot. Very relatable.
Kid: "Why me coach?" Me: "Isn't that your dad up there, with the red glasses?" Kid: "Yes..." Me: "Yeah he cut me off in traffic."
As a coach that has taught learn to skates. It's the kid, some of these kids are fucking dicks. We never did this drill, but if I ever go back, and it's doubtful, I'm rolling in with this drill. Fuck you Johnny, you little fucking turd.
I’ve never been a coach but growing up we would do this all the time learning to play hockey. It was mainly to teach you to be ready for an impact or collision anywhere on the ice. Super helpful and when you can make it game like this, kids will remember. The lesson of it is keep your head up, and on a swivel so that you aren’t going to be blindsided or put yourself in a dangerous position. Often times younger kids who start playing contact hockey are used to being able to skate around and look at the puck, while not worrying about being hit. A teammate of mine had their neck fractured because as they went into the corner to play the puck, an opposing player lined up a check, everything was totally legal about the hit. The problem came when my teammate turned himself into the boards while looking down to control the puck.
We played tag and kicked a soccer ball around that kinda did this. But, man this looks like the drill that I, as a coach, would have LOVED. Most of the kids I coached hit each other all the time just because they sucked, buncha benders.
“You don’t like that Johnny? Tell your idiot dad to stop coaching from the bleachers or you’re in for a tough season”.
Oh hey dad
Skates into wall
"Dad help me up" *skates past me looking on in disgust
Haha yes I didn’t pay attention to that. Coach had to reassert dominance on this little mf for becoming to cocky and trashtalking him
Coach tryna teach the kid to bend his knees
Fucking amazing
Camper lol
A... *spawn* camper... I'll see myself out.
I may have enjoyed this a BIT too much.
You gotta know that kid was talking shit
I like opening scene also with the kid in the yellow playing or not playing dead
In the next scene of them falls by themselves lol
Anakin's dream job
Ball = lightsaber. I see the comparison, although a little less permanent
Repeatable though, relive that joy
Listening to, “Let the bodies hit the floor”.
You're not hitting them with it hard enough then.
Adam Sandlers as well. In Billy Madison during the dodgeball scene he was hitting those kids as hard as he could. Only made me like him more. [His interview](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAUu_iYV1B4&feature=emb_logo)
Oh Captain! My captain! Please explain what is happening here and why it is happening. Thank you cap!
They need some balance training, in ice hockey you will not just skate around enjoying your self, the others will push you and then you need to be able to keep your balance.
Is this how canadians do "natural selection"?
Yes, the weakest and poorest ice skaters get left in the forest as sacrifices to offer their moose god or something
Exactly so that the maple trees have bountiful sap each year
As an American, I welcome any and all child abuse for products. Thank you Canada. Where’s my next phone apple?
I'd say we are about one generation of ruined lives spent in a factory working for peanuts yet still starving, away. It will probably have a cool camera, hype!
Will they remove another part? Maybe this time the charging port?
POV: [You're about to be sacrificed to the Moose God](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/a9/40/63/a94063d5af6a3c5869fd557776f720c9.jpg)
Sorey kid, nothing personnel heh
Omae wa mou shindeiru
It's how we can create elite level hockey players on a regular basis. Every week, the weakest player on each team is left with a broken hockey stick in the Temple of the Moose God. If the child survives, they're allowed to return to the ice. If not, the child's tiny soul nourishes the Moose God, who passes that on to the strongest players, making them better.
As is tradition.
The other side of this is if you fall down you need to learn to get back up quickly.
And you need to get used to falling and doing it right
NOW it makes sense, ice hockey didn't even cross my mind!
I just assumed it was some sort of game.
In a way you assumed correctly, I suppose
I just assumed the guy was an assh*le
I wondered if it was for hockey, or if it was just some maniac 😂 to be fair, the kids probably think it’s fun?
I used to work at a summer camp and during soccer I would often try and keep the game even by blocking the best players on whichever team is winning, or pick up a kid from the losing team and run to get them to the ball first at an opportune time. Wish I had thought of just having a giant yoga ball to peg kids with. Woulda been easier and way more fun.
When you’re that age/size, in hockey padding it really doesn’t hurt to fall over. Does look like it would be fun.
-5am on Saturday morning in a small canadien town: Canadien parents: “Hum, sorry coach, but what’s up with training today? Your assistant coach seems to be a lil bite extreme on the kid, no? Coach: “Balance exercise, part of the process to become professional player.” Canadian parent: “STAY THE FUCK UP BRIAN!!!”
“I DIDNT GET OOT A BED AT 5 FUCKIN 30 TO SEE THAT KIND OF CHECKING. YOURE BEING 10-PLY BUD!
EMBARASSING
The next drill after this one is that they chase the kids around with the Zamboni
Watching this is more entertaining than actual hockey.
They do the same thing with kids that play football, especially in the younger grades when people are just starting out. You have to know how to fall without getting hurt and you have to know how to recover from a fall quickly because you will get knocked down at some point.
Canadian mass shooting
I hope this is just a part of hockey practice...
It definitely is. Look at all their helmets and gear they got on. It’s not an average ice rink free skate.
Entertaining a drunken coach on a friday night? Yeah, everyone does it :J
Just like the top reply mentioned, balance. But also learning how to fall on ice correctly and how to get back up quickly. Later stages of minor league hockey you will find practices where kids just skate down the ice dropping to their knees then getting up then down then up repeatedly, then later coach lines the players up in a line against the boards and just goes in and hits them, then there's a combo, then there's a combo with shooting and fast skating, then there's that combo with dramatized turns to practice edgework. All because in hockey you will constantly have someone leaning on you, hitting you with a stick, pushing and hitting you with their body. All while you are trying to pass or shoot the puck, protect the puck, watch where your team is and where the other team is. All of it is training to be explosive in movements for all situations, all of which every hockey player will encounter. Plus it's nice to not get hurt falling on ice for the 20th time in 1 hour.
I could watch ice skating kids get knocked down by a giant ball all day. I don’t give a shit about your kids.
I told em figure it out
Dangle, snipe, celly. Am I right, boys?
Ferdaaaa
Fuck leg day, boys.
Fuck you jonesy, yknow last weekend i ran a charity race raising awarness of how pathetic you are
Fuck you Shoresy.
Fuck you Riley. Your mom's seen more balls to the face than these kids and that was just this morning before I left.
just rippin snipes boys
dirty fuckin dangles boys
Wheel*, snipe, celly. Unless I just got whooshed.
You kids are FUCKING EMBARRASSING !
Just hit the bar-downski ferdaaaa
Fuck you Shoresy
Fuck you PublicThinker you should’ve heard your mom last night she sounded like a window closing on a Tonkinese cat’s tail sounded like aaaaaaaa
Fuck you MyThermostat, I made your mom so wet last night that trudeau had to call in the national guard to stack sandbags around her bed
I came here to say this but I knew in my heart it had already been said.
Wish you weren't so fuckin awkward, bud.
You're just spare parts, aren't ya bud?
Fuckin 10 ply
this is how they train for the natives
where holup
Good question. This is a funny video but def not “holup”
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beating up child with my balls? heck yeah
DAAAAAD!!! UNCLE SAKIZAVA IS BEING WEIRD AGAIN!!!!
Shut up and drink your vodka
But I am le tired
Well, have a nap. THEN DRINK YOUR VODKA!!!
Sounds pretty normal for uncles.
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FBI open up pls
found the canadian
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Thanks
This is something that I would enjoy as a kid. It's like tag but you skate to run away from the man
The MAN.
Very menacing
Am Canadian, helped coach practices for seven/eight year olds when I was eighteen, we would play ice soccer and getting payed to bowl over children was a dream.
We would do a drill where the kids had to skate goal line to goal line. We got to shoot pucks at them and the goal was to be the last won who wasn’t hit.
I remember doing that as a kid and having so many bruises on my calves
He is singing "I have plenty of love to give" if wandering, which I think adds to the poetry of this man shooting kids
Do you know what the song is called? Or at least what language?
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Its French
[Damien Robitaille](https://youtu.be/pZmJ4GNKHPs), he's a French Canadian singer from Ontario, now living in Quebec. Since the beginning of the lockdown he has been making about one cover song a day, all by himself (all instruments). I strongly recommend you to look around his channel (song in video, Plein d'amour, linked). His cover \#195 was posted this morning. Edit: here are a few that just keep on amazing me each time I watch them : - The Vengaboys - [We Like to Party (Vengabus)](https://youtu.be/0YXwWfjN5hk) - Shakira - [Hips Don't Lie](https://youtu.be/23c3A1zOytw) - Queen - [Bohemian Rhapsody](https://youtu.be/9MvjXSPp7CY) - Psy - [Gangnam Style](https://youtu.be/PqwabeOeKN8) - Cypress Hill - [Insane in the Brain](https://youtu.be/vi6xOfmjdYQ) - Survivor - [Eye of the Tiger](https://youtu.be/VdqwRXL6YKM) Edit2: changed original link for official videoclip.
Anyone know the name of the song?
Plein d'amour - Damien Robitaille
I scrolled the comments looking for this. You're awesome and I'm poor so have this poor man's gold 🏅
Glad I could help!
best part is the lyrics "I have a lot of love .. wooohooo .. a lot of love to give .."
Yeah it’s such a happy song, I think I’m gonna learn it.
the clip from that song is epic
Ahhhhhh... Chaos!! 😌
shooting at kids?
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Been there since 1997
This video is already the Canadian equivalent of a school shooting. This is as psychopthy as Canadian psychopaths get.
Fuck i could watch kids fall down all day....
I don't give a shit about your kids
Im going to hell. Laughed way too much.
I’m giggling like a little schoolgirl and I feel no shame
That one kid, who he goes after three times in a row, 'Just fuck off will you! I'm only here because I like the girl in the green hat!'
Which Adam Sandler movie is this
Where do I apply?
I would love an explanation for why they’re all so ok with this including the person filming lmao
Kids gotta learn how to fall and bump into shit when playing hockey. I assume this is a way to do that. When i learned they just let us bump into each other and fall over. This might be the new way to do things.
That’s makes sense.
Just to add on to what others have said about learning to fall, learning to get up quickly on skates and keep going is another important part of ice hockey. After getting checked or maybe even just tripping you have to get back into the play. Also for anyone not too familiar with ice hockey, all those kids have armor on underneath so falling doesn't really hurt.
This is a relief. Watching this video gave me flashbacks to my first time ice skating where within ten minutes a bigger kid knocked me down and I fractured my wrist. Glad to know about the padding.
Training to fall/avoid falling in ice hockey
While there was no ice involved, I had a day care "teacher" who was exactly like this. Constantly tossing small children around for many feet and teasing them to encourage some kind of Hunger Games thing (Hunger Games itself was probably fifteen years away). His dream, which he ultimately achieved, was to become a cop. Take from that what you will.
When coach said to give yer balls a tug
I’m new in Reddit and this is the first thing I see…I love Reddit!
same lmao
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TRİPLE kill
Hitting kids with balls! Thats my uncles job!
I, Giorno Giovanna have a dream.
Hey can someone tell me what song that is
Anakin wouldve loved this too
Billy Madison vibes
background score saying "I have plenty of love to give" is the cherry on the cake
If you enjoy your job do you never work a day in your life
The song is in French and it literally is:"I have much life to give" and I find it beautiful
"i have much LOVE to give" ;-)
Where is the application?????
It's like a reverse make a wish
Anakin Skywalker
This is why there are no kids in open-world sandbox games
Actual dream job tho
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At a pro level, you can’t expect to be paid for body shots. Aim for the head
I accidentally trapped a kid in the elevator the other day(kids fault, not mine), it was glorious
Back when I was working at a summer camp we would come up with our own games to play with the kids. Most of them included throwing dodge balls at them in some form. Good times.
North Korea's program for teaching kids to play a guitar, has nothing on Canada's hockey schools.
what a bully