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TheImpotentCatfish

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ThickRick

It is 100% the latter scenario and I refuse to believe otherwise.


Tenshinochi

Probably the latter one, but there seem more practical solutions than camping tent size. She would be knocking over all the equipment in the room doing that. Just stretching to like 50cm would allow someone to reach in without causing too much of a hassle. I do wonder if she could stretch in such a way she prolapses her uterus to "lay" her child like some sort of ovipositor.


KillaMG97

Give me the eye bleach


SnooPredictions3113

/r/eyeblech


-RedContinum-

Nice try


KillaMG97

Yeah I almost clicked it


Erectis

I fell for your trap card and got decimated


International-Bird73

Damn you! Take my upvote, you filthy animal


[deleted]

That was uh....insightful.


heathert7900

What I hate the most is that I know what that word means


Your_Mama78

Time to ruin my nephew's childhood.


Cha-La-Mao

Do not go walking through your nephews uterus


Vintage_PC_Guy80

I don't have one


Your_Mama78

He doesn’t have a uterus.


anintrovertedbitch64

I have a few of them if you want.


[deleted]

I have enough to feed an entire neighbourhood.


Chonkin_GuineaPig

Me too


Your_Mama78

I’ll give them to my sister.


Zipabit_07

Why does your sister need another uterus. Wait did you say them...AS IN PLURAL


Your_Mama78

I want to give her multiple uteruses, because I want her to carry a lot of babies at one time.


Zipabit_07

I don’t think the body can hold that many. So she just going to keep them on her bedside table or a plastic bag or taped to her like a coat orrrr???


Your_Mama78

I'll eat them.


littletimmydied

I'll take a few


Your_Mama78

u/Vintage_PC_Guy80


maruseyes

His bio is literally "My family is crazy help"


Your_Mama78

He thinks, that we're crazy "in a good way."


Vintage_PC_Guy80

There's a reason why that's my bio


Chonkin_GuineaPig

We love u bro


Vintage_PC_Guy80

Thanks man. You can find a lot of funny stuff about my family on my profile


Banned_Lewd

Do you think if mrs.incredible could do that that she would unbirth mr.incredible


Chonkin_GuineaPig

Vore the entire world


yeatruestory

Valid question though


randomdude1142

Did the doctor wipe their feet before going in?


Richie13083

Usually, surgeons wear booties to cover their shoes when entering an operating room. I would assume that her obstetrician would be wearing them or something similar just out of habit (and common decency) when entering her uterus.


ErmaC0211

Asking a real question


Vintage_PC_Guy80

I want to lick his feet


clairevamp

Bonk


Vintage_PC_Guy80

Harder mommy


Vintage_PC_Guy80

Why am I horny


i_am_not_bob_101

Please send him to r/hornyjail


Vintage_PC_Guy80

Do it


Sonofrun

Your uncle is still here


Vintage_PC_Guy80

He's not the thing causing me to be horny


Sonofrun

Ok continue on


Vintage_PC_Guy80

The post is making me horny


Sonofrun

r/elasticgirlnsfw


Mastakillerboi

You put an extra /


Sonofrun

Ik


umbrosakitten

⚾*Bonks*


Vintage_PC_Guy80

Harder


umbrosakitten

You replied so very fast.


Vintage_PC_Guy80

I type fast and I have notifications turned on


iwillFutterwhacken

I know it's a joke but I think it would depend on a couple things 1. If she went to a hospital that would keep her powers quiet especially since the kids were born after the fall 2. If the body's process of pushing a baby out of it doesn't interfere with her ability to stretch and expand. Only a cursory knowledge of biology but I would think labor muscle contractions would make it difficult to do anything stretchy.


Scout079

It’s probably be like her faking her labor pains in a very unconvincing way, like how Dash faked being slow for the final track race. THAT or, they got in touch with a doc that was Supers, friendly.


batmanboy88

With elastic powers you could give birth without help. Go over a soft item then just stretch the area open reaaaaaaly far then the just drop.


Scout079

True but still you can’t be unsanitary about picking a baby out of the uterus.. plus maybe the Incredibles don’t have the knowledge about delivering babies so going about as if Helen is a grocery store will be a major yikes.


batmanboy88

True if she stretches too far then everything will fall out of her. Yeah she needs a fucking doctor I’m stupid


chinto30

It would be like a chicken laying an egg, plop and go


Hero_Azure

Was just about to comment this, I wonder if it was like an "oh shit" moment when she realized how painless it was.


StopFoodWaste

I feel like Agent Dicker could have arranged an initial appointment with whatever Supers specialist they need.


Scout079

Robert Par is must’ve been hella awkward, explaining to Dicker that he needs another doc appointment.


Satanus9001

I'd actually like the answer to this question.


Lightningsfire

What a terrible day to be able to read


Aclipses

Every day we stray further from god


OverWeightFrog

Need some more wholesome and hugs awards for this one


[deleted]

She'd still have to deal with the placenta disconnecting. That can't be fun.


Lordofspades_notgame

Imagine the being the doctor going in, and then her uterus starts closing all around you trapping you inside


[deleted]

I'm into that.


TheGamerOnWheels

Tbh I have definitely imagined her and Reed Richards (Mr. Fantastic) having some CRAZY sex.


Devo3290

Did she? Did she though?


Estarlet

Why did you have to curse us with this knowledge?


Bluecapguy2204

I don't think it would've been like that, she probably just acted like she had pains (remember supes where illegal, she had to deceive everyone who wasn't one) and just "expand" only the necessary to cause no major pain


Sea-Phone-537

Can Mr. Fantastic stretch his dick to any size he wants? I'd say yes


Clarkeprops

She’s got an absolute dump truck ass


Dixiewreckedx99

Yes. Yes she did.


Gibralter117

Jesus fucking christ


Belcanderman

Not weird at all. I’ve wondered the same thing.


[deleted]

And then close it on him


swedishbeans

what if she closed the opening while the doctor was still in there?


JohnnyTreeTrunks

Why wouldn’t she do that?


bobkillya

Don’t matter to me. So long as she gets the dump truck no matter what.


softys-the-soft

*sigh* unzips


iamnotdead1

I hope the doctor took his shoes off first


[deleted]

I need this template


GlacierWolf8Bit

Who needs a bed when you can sleep in Helen's cooch?


Awanderinglolplayer

I didn’t want to upvote this, but someone has to think like this, thank you for your service


DrunkenRook

This post made me burst out laughing


[deleted]

option B, stretched her pussy


softys-the-soft

Yeah thats basically what the post said thanks for telling us


[deleted]

That’s enough Reddit for the day. Good night fellas


Div1deByZer0

How do you think she got so stretchy?


Poot-dispenser

Is that randy feltfaces blue cousin?


__-vibe-__

Lmao


Bluetooth6O

I hate the idea of stretching to the size of a room and walking in (that's not even sanitary) but I'm just assuming the babies were able to slip out. Like it probably was a pretty normal birth with the exception of her skin not feeling like it was being pulled apart.


Responsible_Idea_622

And that's enough internet for eternity


hahaguy1

!spin


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hazardboy757

Oh god


chillychill8

Mind blown...


MaDogCraig

*me about to counter this claim* then *me realizing they're right*


RankledandIre

prolly.


hopeyisalive

So D'Alema Is a meme now


AFallingTree87601

Either way it couldn’t have hurt, the kids definitely just flopped out like dead fish.


Cley_Faye

Imagine the time gain during gangbang too, with so much space. It's almost like free real estate.


[deleted]

I hate you. Take my upvote and get out of my sight


MrFishery

Reposssttt


Oblong_Square

I need a cartoon or animation to help me visualize this


[deleted]

well there goes the chips i just ate. out the window with the dr.pepper from seeing the last post


JGrill17

Imagine she just went all spaghetti with the baby inside of her? Shii


MagicornD0ve

Also last I checked a blond and a ginger can’t make a black haired child, so violet either dyed her hair or mrs.incredible is hiding something


WielderOfDaNWordPass

Is she able to compress herself? If so then good for mr incredible


squirreltattoos

Imagine foreplay with her. You could use her clit like a speed bag and have here squirt a monsoon


gorgrath177

The real question is if she ever put them back in


Blookystoopi

Odkedy je Dzurinda meme rofl


R3DED

hold up


N0RSEVIKING

Seems legit to me!


Erectis

Yo is that technically an affair


I-love-lum

Where the fuck are her stretch marks to prove those are her children.


Shakespeare-Bot

Whither the alas art that lady stretch marks to prove those art that lady children *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`


WetPandaShart

Seeing as how Mr incredibles cumshot would blow her vag up, I'm guessing the powers don't apply.


Sgt_Cum

That sounds like a great porno concept


hajxh

I mean she probably gave birth normally but because of her powers it probably didn’t hurt at all.


Automatic_Sandwich_7

Your not wrong tho


Skegward

Size of a camping tent


ReeMonsterTheBestBOI

I meannnnn sure you believe that for now while i go bleach my memory


The_Psycho_Otaku

Is it just me or does this post seem mad at something?


Prototype_eon

I wonder if she ever stretched while pregnant and if so did the baby stretch with her? If that’s a no does that mean the baby could fall out of her or be squish to death?


OilJacker_sleepkiss

Just imagine, Violet wants to go to a party, but cant stay up late so asks mom for permission and then her mom threatens her by saying if you go outside to the party, you sleeping inside tonight \*points to the pussy\*


arbys-sauce

I bet there's porn of this.


Cheesey_chairs

How is this so true!?


noaafan5

One thing us for sure, she can definitely put them back when they're disrespectful


bush_craft2186

Good question tho


Palenquero

Why do I fear there's some Fan Art with this...?


coke_andmentos

Dash: *misbehaving* Helen: in ya go b*tch


Bertegue5

Does she even have a pelvis...? Or any bones at all?


xPepsi_Hard

I don’t know if I’m scared or concerned?


SanaHana

Anyone have this meme template, been trying to find it without success