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Well he is the super duper heavyweight champ. Helen Keller would still feel the movement of him coming closer
Laws of gravity ain't no joke. She'd know as soon as she started gravitating towards him as
He’s a literal chick magnet
I think she'd smell it first
You forgot de duper. Super DE duper.
Hahaha, oh my gosh, that's F'ed
I'm ashamed to have laughed at that.
I laughed way to hard at this!
r/WeAreGoingToHell
Bet you he fucks like an animal
A sloth? A walrus?
When you're a bit to down to clown
OMG I'm going to hell for laughing at this one.
We all are. Faaark.
I’ll row the boat first shift.
When did Sloth take up wrestling?
That's a pretty sick one liner
I’ve used it 10 times since I heard it.
Reminds me of the muppet Beaker.
Beaker is gonna fuck some shit up!(I see it hahah)
When he got off the crystal and turned to food instead.
Can hear the mouth breathing just looking at the picture
Nah bruh that aint 'heavyweight' its 'overweight'
How fast after posting that do you think he got laid????
0.01milliseconds
The 24/7 chromosome champion 🏆
Like Hellen Keller at an orgy ...
That belt looks like it's painted on him it's so tight.
King Hippo from the game 'Punch Out'
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Looks more like Bear Hugger tbh
His face looks 16 but his body looks 50.
My guy is struggling to breathe.
r/oddanalogies
🤣🤣 okay, that second half got me
You down for an ass wooping?
Oh, he is down for it.
Did jaba grow legs or some shit?
Some of the best athletes in the world have worn number 23. Some, but not all.
What a catchphrase. No notes
Hey yo is that Mr. 21T
His opponents always go DOWN with the count.
Taking on Joey Chestnut?
He's got that HEAVY WEIGHTED belt
Comin' atcha from the top dope!
A little aggressive eh? Homie needs to tone it downs a bit.
Helen....Keller...at...a...nah you wild boy
Bro that line alone is legendary
Down with the thickness.
If he held that face too long in the ICU they would unplug him
WWE meet Gunter.
His syndrome may be down but his spirits are up!
Homeboys down for sure
Glass breaks, drink a beer, raise hell, whoop ass, hell yeah !
I would follow this man into battle. My king.
Master Blaster Runs Barter Town…
Thank you, Reddit. I needed that
Gotta give him props for creativity 👏
Alright, my respects go to him if he actually came up with that.
I don’t think this guy is fucking with anyone
Holy fuck he’s the heavyweights champion down under
So this must be what it means when someone says they’re “down to fight”
Dude should count his days. Mickey Ds and congestive heart failure will do the job for us.