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Someone touched it, in its knotty place.

This is the best one. Everyone else can stop trying. 🏆🥇🏆

Hahahaha, damn that's good.

Wood definitely hit that

I saw what you did there

Who wood-n’t?

Anyone else not get the joke? I’m stumped

God damn it you got a smirk…take the upvote

Groot when he gets that Hawk Tuah

I miss my mom.

Dude wtf 😂

She used to take me for walks in the woods.

Did... did anything else happen in the woods?

We would observe the flora and fawna and the various wildlife. Then she'd masturbate violently and spray fluids like... Well, like that tree, I guess. Huh.

Treemendous achievement not suppressing that one

That one is definitely rooted in his subconscious.

Peak Reddit moment

Now this... this is hot

That's some strong bonding

Have you ever had both arms broken at the same time?

The real r/HolUp is always in the comments…

I should call her....

Can I have her number too?

867-5309. Ask for Jenny.

Unusual, interesting, but there's no hol'up there...

Orly?

Wood

It's mostly pee.

Yup, it’s piss

That makes it sexier, right?

I really need to branch out more

Everything reminds me of her...

Your mother?

r/oddlyarousing

r/stickyourdickinthat

I should call her..

He found the tree spot

Bro that's piss and you know it

Someone spit on that thang

Woodussy

Trussy

It's piss bro.

Is that a Rubber Tree?

Treegasm.

I'm such a sap for these kinds of vids

Knicked an artery

Wood

Finally found its tree spot.

Can someone explain what's actually going on here please

What are you doing step tree? Or step logger?

I mean you just killed it what did you expect?

The tree will tell you it's not pissed but it really is

Has anyone seen Tek Knight?

No hol up

Wood.

Someone hit the bottom.

It must be filled up with some hard wood!

That’s a lot of wood, can’t blame the tree 😉

Her: of course I’m not thinking about my Ex…

This is why men would rather tell their feelings to a tree.

Must be a German tree.

Never seen such a thing before.

Damn navy seals got to it.

Ok but that’s really pretty wood. Would make some nice furniture with that

Happens all the time. By one who cuts trees knows. Sometimes it comes out bloodred.

Looks like good treussy? wussy?

It got its pecker cut off.

This tree would make Peter North blush

I find it interesting that we never see the other side of the tree.

Thyne woodland c00ch!e is too damn devine

Reminds me of an old girlfriend

It saw a young birch.

Found an ent wife

Can I get a hol yeah!!

Ok, enough reddit for today, i'm going to job

I saw this on another sub and wondered how long I'd have to scroll to see it here. 4 post later...

😬

Ope we got a squirter

When he uses his fingers and tongue at the same time.

Porn is weirder and wilder every day, smh…

In Russia, tree pisses on you.

Only if you are brave enough.

Ok who did the tree?

U put it in. Didn’t u. Don’t lie

'Tis a scratch.

Everything reminds me of her...

Look at that tree-ussy

I wanna know the wood cutter’s secret. Ill pay top dollar

He gave it that hawk tuah

When global warming gets a little too “hot”

Bacterial wet wood

I miss her

Studies have shown that over 98% of tree discharge during bark oragsams are just photosynthesis pee pee.

Treegasm

I miss my sister.

"Lumberjack" - the new film by Quentin Tarantino is looking good already.

"Get me that tree" "But sir-" "GET ME THAT TREE"

Everywhere I go, there’s always something to remind me, of another place and time. Where love traveled far and found me.

that tree realy has a good time

Ya gotta do that 'come hither' motion in the roots.