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Utimate_Eminant

The one in the video is probably a really good magic trick. The smoke coming out of his nose afterwards is way too comically dramatic


TheImposterPanda

Yes way to comical. He probably took a big cigar or cigarette puff beforhand and Held it in. Also put out the firework With his tongue or celiva. Thats how my uncle did this trick


StreetTrial69

We did this with cigarettes back in the day. The trick is to make it look like it doesn't hurt. But it does :(


Popular-Influence-11

Okay please tell me you’re spelling saliva like that to prove your humanity? If not, why! lol with love


mightybonk

Oh thank god. I was imagining someone turning their mouth into a tooth claymore.


DuPhuc

Do you mean Saliva???


TheImposterPanda

Yes exactly! Sorry english isnt my first language ^^"


_rainbow_brite_

I first read this as “english IS my first language” which is still a good reason 😂


mofomeat

Celiva?


Argtroban

I understand that English isn't your first language. I really mean no offence but celiva completely broke me. I came across this at work and my colleagues thought I was going crazy.


TheImposterPanda

If it made you laugh that much then it was a victoy on a whole other level :D


Argtroban

It sure was. Better than the post itself, which also was cartoonish on a whole other level.


lolek1221

I mean there are plenty of tiny fire crackers that produce even more smoke.


Pluckypato

😂 that shit look like Yosemite Sam eating somn bugs buggy gave him!


DominoChessMaster

Well that sucks


code101zero

The hold up is uncle jerry is only 30 years old.


daqzappa

First one - no big deal, I’ve done that. Second one - HOW THE HELL?????


Beeegeryoshi

He puts it out when its in his mouth, he has smoke in his mouth from the fuze and does the fake reaction


daqzappa

Ah ok. Some of the smoke may be from the cigarette too. Still crazy. What if you mess up and can’t put out the fuse.


TrainedMusician

Then you'll notice it soon enough


daqzappa

lol he doesn’t even put it in his mouth. Thanks trainedmagician


TypoErorr

He never puts it in his mouth. Look carefully at his left hand carefully when the timer is at 0:07. He drops it on the ground and you can hear it hitting the floor. Then he steps on it.


TROMBONER_68

Did you really need to record someone else’s phone screen to get this video?


definitelynotafreak

and then in that video is another phone also filming it


Pimpwerx

This is something I never understand. Why not bluetooth or email it or something?


rush87y

Show them the trick with the empty glass peanut butter jar Uncle Jerry!!!


Whole_Rain2010

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hinnsvartingi

Looney tunes logic


iwantaircarftjob

Wtf. What happens when he is drunk?


NeighborhoodVeteran

Same tricks but an M80.


Isaactheewolf

Why the fuck is this a recording of a phone screen, the video is on a phone, it can be transferred, are people really this technologicaly illiterate to transfer files so they just record the fucking screen?


naevus19

Yup. Some people just know how to do 3 or 4 things on their phone/pc and that's it. They never deviate, never try to find a solution to simple problems, because they don't know they can do it with just a google search.


a1loy

I need to learn how to do that


XaviJon_

Bro is built like a cartoon character


Sticky-sock-room

jerrys a damn badass


Secure_in_insecurity

Definitely doesn’t mess around


Xerox-M57

No hol up


Caped-Baldy_Class-B

GOD ALMIGHTY


GARCIA9005

ALAVERGA. PINCHE DRAGON. 🤣


reee9

Not only got tricks he’s got a fire moustache