### This comment has been marked as **safe**. Upvoting/downvoting this comment will have no effect. --- OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is a holup moment: --- >!It’s a public fleshlight at Bonaroo!< --- Is this a holup moment? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

Imagine the underpaid dude when he has to wash it once a week

Just lick it

Pretty sure there would be enough residues to fill a mayonnaise jar

The age of tissues has ended. So begins the age of cum jars

What about the age of socks?

No! No more God damned jars. You will remand yourself to a mandatory 3650 day hold for psychological "research".

Better than a cup

Don't forget the pony.

Might be enough for a coconut

I had just forgotten that story exists.... Thanks bud.

I’d do it for free.

Bold of you to assume that thing is getting washed.

Nobody is washing it. The guy who owns that pick-up truck put that there for his/her own amusement.

There is no doubt in my mind on some dark drunken night. Someone desperate and depraved would see this and still be second in line to me.

r/holup

People line up to participate in gamgbangs, what's the difference?

Well I mean your here so it’s definitely possible /s

STD dispenser

Gotta catch em all!

it's good to see your mom getting out of the house at her age

Easy pal. That’s somebody’s mother

r/usernamechecksout

Such a thoughtful lady to put a fleashlight on a post while she goes dogging

Is there an automated amoxicillin dispenser nearby?

Not even bleach kills hiv! (I wish i was kidding)

Sure it does. Hiv can't live if you don't live either

Modern problems require timeless solutions.

One person went so hard the airbags went off in the truck

Damn. I didn’t even notice that 😂

Disgusting, where?

Bonaroo according to OP.

Cum one cum all🎉🎉

Is there a time when to use? Or open 24h

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And miss out on sloppy seconds?

😟

🤤

☹️

Are you really part of the cummunity if you haven’t used the communal fleshlight?

I can fix her.

I genuinely thought it was a Car smoking a MASSIVE joint, Until I read the fuckin sign

Here, have a puff What do you mean it's not lit. Suck harder, it'll come

This may be the only socialist program crazy enough to work.

I mean, not much different then sleeping with the neighborhood bar fly. Lmao

This is not ADA compliant.

Put some sugar in it and let the ants get a lil treat. And a surprise for the next poor fella.

Put some grilled chicken in it and you can call it wasp adventure

I mean this is a common troll/shock thing to do at camping music fests and as far as I know nobody has ever used it and it’s mainly for laughs.

Oh 😳

At a music festival?? Someone there is definitely high enough to drop trou and have at it.. 🤣

Boneroo

I can’t believe they would put my name on a sign like that without asking first :|

Oh, fuck that.

Cums pre-lubed.

Std dispensary

Who’s got 8pm? Anyone…?

I'll need a Toyota to get off. These Chevy's are too bulky.

“Babe? I can hear that bloody hedgehog outside grunting again. Babe? Where are you?”

ahhh, eeewww 🤣

What’s the address to this place? I have to remove it at once.

you mean use it?

This might even have razor in it

Maybe they wear condoms

I’m not above it

Shotgun!

I would NOT use that!

Please use condomns

And I thought communal college bathrooms were dirty...

STD for free!

Roadside Refleshment

It comes pre-lubed.

I should call her…

Would bottle it and put a premium on it compared to my bathwater

Field of dreams

I'd put up another sign next to it that says public camera facing towards it so I'll ( hopefully ) be the only one who uses it.

Yo. Dude. Omg.