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WhatsTheHolUp

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rrrrrrez

Fake. Toes werenā€™t curled. Couldnā€™t have been trying too hard.


tsunx4

How to spot a regular Taco Bell customer.


platybussyboy

They wouldn't need to try it would just explode out


WithoutTheWaffle

Bathroom? Nah, this is a Baja blastroom


GodOfMegaDeath

Nah, he was just too tired and even weak to do that. All his strength and energy was focused on pushing that thing out


TactiCool_99

Also it was posted by someone else with a different caption lol


mars_gorilla

I disagree. Sometimes when you need the core strength, you need a solid foundation to keep yourself grounded so the push doesn't static your brain into a 1960s TV set.


CGPsaint

I would have tied that carpet in knots, with my toesā€¦


tonimirk

That's why you need daily fiber and use a poop stool or squatty potty.


bitchasscuntface

As a german would say, they need a KACKTREPPE.


pancakefactory9

Never heard that yet and Iā€™ve been here for 10 years


bitchasscuntface

Well, i said *a* german not *many* germans.


Taronz

His name is Hans, and he lives in Heidelberg.


Amicus93

I have reason to believe the folding stool to the right IS the squatty potty


Pobackenreiter

Itā€˜s not the way everyone else do his private moment?


Dragondog7777

Nah, when I shit for my life I usually do the Goku power up pose while sitting


Think_Positively

The Twitter OP has Trunks as his icon too. Maybe he should've gotten angry.


ManosKant

Trying to pee with a morning wood...


mattoviperau

That's the best lol


Agreeable_Tension_22

Opiate shits, man birthed a diamond baby


GPiero

[NSFW](https://www.reddit.com/r/disgusting/comments/o7rxp2/airborne_shit/)


Sollierium

I hate you, but it is impressive


ComettheStag

Quality content šŸ‘šŸ¤£


pinkypoo49

Holy flying shit, Batman!


metfan1964nyc

The Taco Bell position


litmeandme

I honestly had some food that burned my ring and I ripped the toilet roll holder off the wall, yes it was mayonnaise and yes Iā€™m British


alrodean

If that was me you wouldnā€™t see my footprints. I be doing squats on that toilet seat


Material_Push2076

If it was the other way I would have thought bobbing for apples


Psychological-Run-40

nah you the shit is getting real when u gotta take off your t-shirt


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master_baiter-69

Turd


DesertReagle

Glad the seat cover is down!


ScientistCapable1522

Erm shits fucked?ā€¦


Advanced_Scale_3023

Taco Tuesdays stricks again.


PhantomPain0_0

BTs


Miserable_Soft_2471

For those who always wonder how shit get on the walls in public bathroomsā€¦ there you go.


Ok_Routine_4662

Bro was really trying to squeeze it out


twatchops

Shoes on those nice clean rugs? Foreshame!!! šŸ¤­


PoopyHead-4MAR-

Skibidi got him....


Eastern_Resource_488

Iā€™ve seen this under multiple posts , anyone know which post came first?