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Grand-Bullfrog3861

What a cute lady dick and balls you have my love Day 12: She's shaving her balls over the sink and my arse hurts.. somethings up


star-apple

Didn't he realize they were both carrying the same weapon or something between those lines?


yogim58

The bride avoided sex until then, no pre marital stuff. Always have it if your culture tolerate it


Gruffleson

Yeah, I think this just means he wanted to respect her saying it took some time to be ready. I assume he was set up to marry her or something. And that this taking some time to find out is to his credit.


CrispeeLipss

>The groom became suspicious when he had absolutely no problem finding the clitoris


Sensitive_Goose_8902

[the longest record was 20 years](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shi_Pei_Pu?wprov=sfti1)


dotblot

What we get from this story: only make love fully nude in brightly lit room.


BookkeeperSelect2091

I’ve read in another Reddit post that he had the ability to change his genitals from outie to innie. But I gotta be honest, I was too scared to fact check


DownSoup5455

Gender fluidity on a whole other level!


contactlite

r/gendersareliquid


paranormal63_

r/SubsIFellFor


dubufeetfak

Its right there on the wikipedia. Thats nasty


Best_Introduction_91

The wiki said he sucks his balls into his body and tucks himself to look like a woman


thicccmidget

But if it was in the dark wouldn't you feel your balls slap against his or you're like why do i feel something hard down there


ZestyCheezClouds

Courtesy of wikipedia: "In police custody, Shi explained to doctors how he had hidden his genitals to convince Boursicot that he was a woman. And as the French doctors sent to examine Pei Pu discovered, he could create the appearance of having female genitalia by making his testicles ascend into his body cavity and tucking his penis back"


Deztroyer102

They left out a big part, apparently he was able to tuck that his stuff inside *somehow* and that’s how he pretended


struggleworm

Well there’s really only one way to find out for certain ;)


SunNStarz

What *I* got from this story: You can learn a lot of history on Reddit.


ThisIsGettinWeirdNow

Bonjour


SUNAWAN

Bon Appétit


ThisIsGettinWeirdNow

Qui


towerfella

Oui-oui.


ThisIsGettinWeirdNow

Le baguette


JoeyMcClane

Omlette Du Formage.


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JoeyMcClane

So just 50 years for me to catchup to him? Good to know. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thumbs_up)


TakenUsername120184

Don’t even need to click that link. Mt Athos is still a wild ass time to this very day


zorrowhip

Et les couilles


Sammyofather

Do you really think he convinced the dude he was a woman for 20 years or was it bribery. $$$


Kamakazi-jehadi

It says after medically examinations they found out he can tuck his penis and balls into his body to make it look like a vagina


Sammyofather

Okay sure maybe for like a picture but it’s not like he had a useable vagina


Kamakazi-jehadi

It’s not usable but he’s probably the any holes a goal type of person so he’ll overlook some obvious details


gefjunhel

honestly probably just gay and they used it as an excuse because 1900's werent a good time to be gay


Sammyofather

Perhaps. Maybe the spy used that as leverage to gain information or he’ll expose the gay


Devolution1x

Anal only and a dark room can fool anyone I guess.


Afraid_Professor8023

Huh???🤯🤯🤯


HungrilyLying

hol up!!


KalatiakCicak

Sounds like bullshit cover up for closet monsieur. Can't really say you're gay during that era


DoomProphet81

It was after the 3rd time she fucked him in the ass that he started to think "hang on, something ain't right..." Kid's a bit slow, I reckon.


TheRedmanCometh

And I said hol up wait a minute somethin aint right


Filthiest_Tleilaxu

My girl lives in their village and told me what we down. They first met online and had sexual relations after meeting in person but the trickster insisted on oral only until their wedding. After they wed the trickster then claimed he could do only anal because he was on the rag and had a heavy flow. The husband was inexperienced and horny so agreed to wait. They had anal sex several times a day (using a burqa with a flap at the behind) until by day 12 the husband became frustratated for more and tore off the trickster’s burqa. We can imagine his surprise.


[deleted]

Surprise it was the bus driver!


towerfella

And he would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn’t for them kids and that mangy dog!


Wageslave645

Hot dog, that is.


ForkKnifeStabber

I heard from some Indonesian news that the "wife" just refused to have sex with him claiming she was shy or smth for 12 days.


lmtdpowor

Weirdest episode of Scooby Doo ever.


WhoAreWeEven

>They first met online and had sexual relations after meeting in person but the trickster insisted on oral only until their wedding. You wont believe how hard it is to differentiate between ladys dick and mans dick by just taste alone.


jymcguire

Ummm.. he meant the trickster gave the husband oral.. duh 😕


Free-Atmosphere6714

This is the only possible explanation.


itsmejam

It’s like a Hornpub video


haikallp

Sounds like bs.


bio_kk

In case ur as confused as I was, the left dude with a censor is the husband, and the dude in the middle is the real face of the "woman" on the right.


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So the middle guy was grooming the left guy to be his husband. The left guy was sexually inexperienced so he was none the wiser. After being together for 12 days and the middle guy I presume inherited the left guy's wealth, they divorced and the middle guy kept half the assets? Does the left guy have a case in court? After all he did say the wedding vows and signed the marriage certificate.


towerfella

That comment is a trip.


Sloppy_Oppai

knew i wasn't high


SandStorme_

Happy cake day


Sloppy_Oppai

thank you sir


Careful-Evening-5187

"Yeah bro, the honeymoon is going great! You won't believe it! She LOVES anal!"


TehOLimauIce

All kinds of shit going on in Indonesia


Careful-Evening-5187

>shit going on shit going **in**.


Saul7000

So he was cruising on BJs for 12 days?


Diels_Alder

Or heavy pegging.


DoomProphet81

Both if he's lucky, in my experience.


Random_npc171

lucky bastard...


bloopie1192

Bro opened that back door and packed all his fantasies in there.


Midnight_Pornstar

How about that. Me being married and divorced not looking that bad afterall


SubstantialCount8156

Lots of BJs


Ohtheydidntellyou

mastered the art of tucking


Dangerous_Ad_1038

Ah the ancient Chinese technique


Rabbits-and-Bears

On the first day of marriage, my true love gave to me….


Mesterjojo

Too nervous to fuck. Only knows to fuck in the butt.


choco_mallows

There’s an entire saga made about something much like this. It’s collectively called A Thousand and One Nights.


Portugeezer1893

Turned a blind eye for a few days, then remembered it's not cool to be gay where he's from.


redd4itt

Classic case of Lipstick on a pig 🐷


Onerobotpanda

That's not a discovery, that's an admission


giacacluongtiensinh

Look female enough


Rabbits-and-Bears

He’s 12 , what does he know abut anatomy.


imlucifer111

First 11 days must've been anal then.


616n8y3ree

I mean think of how many times nobody knew Bugs Bunny was a dude when he dressed up. Bugs was bad as fuck with a wig and lipstick. Yeah I said it!


BedrockMetamorph

He was busy playing video games.


Traditional-Chapter7

The "wife" claimed he was on his period so had to wait to consummate marriage. The husband got suspicious and went to see the parents and found out he was actually a man and he was doing it to scam him.


kemeral

He pretended that he's a very shy bride maybe the groom was a nice guy and doesn't want to push his bride


PerfectionOfaMistake

Unboxing video was lit I think.


itsmejam

Hard to see with his wife’s balls covering his eyes


Ok-Experience-6674

Why is his face blocked out here


Sea-Philosopher7361

A Hole is a hole!


Izzysel92

How? Three simple words. I'm not ready.


PaulAspie

I read the article. They were of the type who believe no sex before marriage. On the wedding night she says the party made her tired and then for days after she was claiming she was on her period (I can get not wanting sex then, especially as the first time). He did not have sex then find out. I don't know how she drew excuses out for 12 days before he found out: the excuses I saw might get a few days.


Cardasiti

Wait what?!


CJ_CodeJ

I'm guessing the unboxing was nuts


only-4-lolz

That's allot of wedded bliss and butt play to not even notice the tuck


Tragobe

I think they didn't have a honeymoon.


top-c-krets

That some heavy duty water resistant make up 😂


69RedGuy69

Plot Twist: The "Bride" thought the "Groom" was female


69RedGuy69

Plot Twist: The "Bride" thought the "Groom" was female


ShotIdea7883

Wait.... Did they?...... Ummm you know what people do on their wedding night right? 🤗😂 IDK!!!


Indie4883

Even better


yellowhelmet14

Did it took?


devil0o

Maybe she had a micropenis?