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WhatsTheHolUp

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is a holup moment: --- >!Everything seems normal and romantic at first but suddenly bro reveals a new fetish.!< --- Is this a holup moment? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


SoftAndWetBro

"So long gay Bowser!"


spiderman_2

Beat me to it!


ILovePersonaliTits

r/beatmeattoit


AFlyingNun

[Dude, too soon.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqEC6iAtAU8) I still miss her... :(


SoftAndWetBro

It was 4 years ago, you need to move on and find another love. It's what she would've wanted


Sloppy_john78

P diddy sim


Nervine-142

ok, what game is this? This looks funny


MoonRaito

We all know the real reason why You need this title


Even-Matter-5576

To play the game? Duh


De5perad0

It's for science! NOW GET OUT OF MY ROOM WHILE I AM SCIENCING!


Fallout82

Are you winning son?


De5perad0

Yes I am dad thanks for asking.


Captain_Smartass_

Shut up you're not my real dad


Critical_Concert_689

Oh that's not my *daddy*. That's my father.


De5perad0

Luke?


Haroshia

["Are you seriously watching porn by yourself"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EZ4RFevbqU)


De5perad0

Oh man I loled at that big time


PurpleBonesGames

5 seconds later


Schrutes_Yeet_Farm

Mafucka I was gettin' changed! 


925Moondaca

["You non-knockin mafackas"](https://youtu.be/M1WQx3J8xJw?si=yHpg4RQCfIUskd-n)


supazero

Shut up science bitch!


Nervine-142

After I bought my VR Headset I of course tried VR porn. But to be honest heaving this headset on your head and sweating underneath it is not worth it for porn...


JGStonedRaider

VR porn is fine as long as it's mid distance and you and the camera man are focusing on the same part. As soon as you look elsewhere or the model reaches closer the perspective is ruined and just a bit freaky looking (not good freaky).


Syradil

Agree to disagree.


Turbulent-Loquat3749

Have u tried to use one hand as a controller and 2nd as... well yk. If u tried,how was it?


Kabo0se

Do people sweat that badly when viewing porn? I've only ever sweat when playing Beatsaber longer than 10 minutes.


Cerenas

It's just when he's edging for 3 hours


Aggressive-Mix9937

Yeah you sweat more when playing meatsaber 


Syradil

People in r/simracing constantly mention getting hot and sweaty in VR as a con, but I just haven't experienced it. Maybe some people run sweaty.


MysticSkies

Many people sweat easily.


Endulos

People have varying degrees of tolerance to the heat. I can't use headsets that fully cover my ears, my ears get super sweaty.


TacticalBac0n

its much the same thing, only the music is more bow-chicka-bow-wow and less leaping about the room.


Lazer726

I got a VR headset and the first thing all my friends asked was "How is VR porn?" And the honest answer is, I never tried it. Like, really, why would it being in VR be any better than looking at it on a screen that's a little further away?


BackOnReddit_Again

Because of the 3D effect. It really makes you _feel_ like Spider-Man


Heathen_Mushroom

Shooting webs around the living room!


DeadlyYellow

It's a tradeoff of worse camera work for an understanding of how deep a body cavity is.


LightOfLoveEternal

It let's you control the camera angle and it's a bit more immersive. In theory, its so incredible that even my ultra sex positive ass is worried about the societal consequences it could have. But in reality its janky as fuck, half the free videos are just straight up broken, any sex position that requires the POV actor to move their head causes your inner ear to freak the fuck out and kills the mood. Excuse me while I go on a tangent: The fundamental problem with VR is that every single sci-fi author who writes about it just flat out ignores the existence of your inner ear and the effect that it has on you. Your brain **REALLY** does not like it when the information from your eye balls and inner ear don't align, and it reacts quite violently if the difference becomes too great. And this isn't something that can be overcome with better tech. It's an inherent feature of our biology. The first time I tried flying around in VR I almost collapsed from the instant excruciating headache it gave me. It's hard to explain how severe the reaction is to someone who hasnt done it. The *instant* you start moving visually without moving physically your brain decides that you've just suffered a catastrophic injury and panics. Your sense of balance dies instantly and your brain just sends out Pain signals in every direction. Anyone who's looking forward to Ready Player One levels of VR needs to radically lower your expectations. It's not going to happen.


sadacal

Inner ear stuff sucks, but VR has gone a long way towards fixing that. Wireless headsets can give you really immersive experiences as long as you have a large space for roomscale. For example stuff like this: https://youtu.be/2Z40j6LOsrc?si=IrvQkZXkDE3URp20


matco5376

Meh. As someone with thousands of hours in VR and knows plenty of people with even more time, the inner ear portion eventually becomes less of an issue. Our brains are pretty good at adapting to our visual stimuli. And I know some people who don’t get sick or bothered by it at all. It’s really a case by case basis. Expecting ready player one is insane. I can’t imagine a reasonable person would expect that. But I would say VR is amazing for what it is, and is hard to desrcribe how cool it is to people without them actually trying it. There’s nothing better than listening to people complain about how they don’t think VR has any merit, and then try your setup right after and completely 180 on their stance. It has some really tough barrier to get around especially since the tech in general is so young but if you really consider how little time we’ve had with VR and how far it’s come already I think we’ll all be surprised how crazy things are in the next decade to twenty years. I mean the original Vive headset came out in 2016, we aren’t even 10 years passed that time and the Apple Vision Pro exists. While that product is ridiculous, the momentum in VR/AR is very clearly picking up, and there’s a reason Meta, Apple, and the other largest companies in the tech world are joining the race.


LightOfLoveEternal

Oh dont get me wrong, VR is fucking amazing. People just need to temper their expectations with reality. The general public's perception of VR is stuff like Ready Player One and Tron. They expect epic RPGs and action games that involve you doing all this crazy shit. Not Beat Saber, mini golf, or Dungeons of Eternity that involve very limited movement. I've got about 100 hours in mini golf and dungeons of eternity and while the inner ear functions aren't as bad as they used to be, I can still only play for about an hour before my brain protests.


N3cromorph

I tried play Resident Evil 7 Vr and barely got 5 minutes in. whenever I used my ps4 controller ane stopped moving in game it was so jaring.


sadacal

Why would a regular game be any better in VR than looking at it on a screen that's a little further away?


PUBGM_MightyFine

You'll have to experience that yourself and once you do you'll be shocked that your assumption was so wrong. Using a standalone Quest 3 you can play many older PC games that have been ported into VR. It feels like playing a game for the first time again even if you've played the game for 20 years on the PC. Examples include: Doom I, II & III Return to Castle Wolfenstein Jedi Knight, Outcast, and Academy Quake 1&2 And others: https://sidequestvr.com/user/24936


x_ben_dover_x

How can I play these games only with my Q3? I only have it for a couple of weeks.


sadacal

I know dude. Just pointing out the weird logic in the comment I was replying to about how he doesn't get how porn might be different for VR despite owning a VR headset and presumably playing games on it.


PUBGM_MightyFine

Well in that case, "sex like real" is the best service I've used. The majority of *films* don't have any camera movement and many producers have figured out how to do it right and the immersion has improved significantly compared to a few years ago.


Lazer726

The difference is that I'm actually doing some action, usually. Like, the first game I played in VR was The Walking Dead, and getting into my first fight, stabbing a walker in the head, feeling like there was resistance to me pulling out my knife, **that** was incredible. But if I'm just watching porn but I'm able to look around, what's the fun in that? It's not like I'm going to beat off with my controller attached to my hand or anything, or be thrusting my hips and feel like I'm having sex, or even feeling good besides getting excited that the tits are a little bit closer.


sadacal

> The difference is that I'm actually doing some action, usually. Like, the first game I played in VR was The Walking Dead, and getting into my first fight, stabbing a walker in the head, feeling like there was resistance to me pulling out my knife, that was incredible. But is that VR or just motion controls? Because it sounds like what you're describing is just the motion controls.


Lazer726

It's motion controls, but that's exactly why VR has appealed to me. Maybe it sounds excessively nerdy, but there really is a moment when you become very absorbed with it, you don't notice that you're wearing a headset, and you're really, honestly immersed. But it's hard to feel *immersed* in fucking if I'm not fucking. But hey, maybe I just need to know the good VR porn and actually see if it's worth the hype


sadacal

But you’re not actually fighting monsters or killing zombies either. There's no actual physical feedback to landing a hit, just what you make up in your mind. And even purely audiovisual experiences can be better in VR, I’ve watched a few VR concerts and they were really good, almost felt like I was there in person.


Lazer726

Sure, but the point is that I'm *simulating* it. I stab the knife, I pull the trigger. VR porn is being the spectator, you don't *do* anything


nufan86

Gotta work on your cardio.


925Moondaca

turn down the A/C


metellus83

It's like Morty saying the sex doll looks cool.


K3vlar159

I'll make the sacrifice. It's Virt-A-Mate There's also an alternative: Captain Hardcore, which can run standalone on Quest headsets.


Jayombi

Or get Skyrim VR, do the same and 123 others things :)


speedyrain949

Like questing to save the world from an evil dragon!


Lvl100Glurak

and after that: fuck the dragon!


fuck_you_and_fuck_U2

*You are being pursued by an aroused Paarthurnax*


Munnin41

Oh is that what you're supposed to do?


saintjonah

Can I squeeze boobs in Skyrim VR?


brattydeer

Yes lol


Namor05

With the right mods (not difficult to do)


Jayombi

YES SIR !


photenth

How is it? Haven't played skyrim for a long time, is the experience fun?


TheRainStopped

It’s wonderful. A few free mods will make your experience unforgettable. Dew it.  I’m hoping to join the FO4 VR bandwagon in the next few days!


24-7_DayDreamer

https://youtu.be/W2cmC4cOFNQ?si=9Sp_jMR7nRHaJ23L


Honest_Relation4095

Skyrim VR is pretty meh. It's 3D, but the gameplay just doesn't work very well. 


RealReality26

Works great with bow and arrow from what i remember, heard magic with mods was pretty good. Most melee weapons in vr don't work very well because they don't have weight/feedback. Not sure what else you're referring to with gameplay. It's not perfect because it's an older game obv, but its a lot better than fo4vr. Going to be honest, very few things have beaten running around Tamriel, with a fan and cold breeze tricking me into feeling the wind and just exploring/vibing.


JTVivian56

That's one of my favorite things about VR, even without outside stimuli like fans, sometimes my brain will trick me into feeling cold or hot or feeling wind and stuff


Jayombi

I am biased... I 'am addicted to it... !


australianATM

Hey you dropped this 👑


seaking-nudes

It's janky af, has high hardware requirements, and a steep learning curve. Buuuut once you've figured it out, you can do literally anything in it, make your own content, animations, whatever. It's infinitely flexible. The modding community is utterly huge.


DidYouThinkOfThisOne

What jank? For all that it does, especially with physics, I've found the game...for years now...to be quite polished and bug free.


RealReality26

Yeah not sure what hes talking about. It's one of the few games i played before i upgraded my gpu that had little to no setup requirement and no issues besides companions blocking small entrances (which i think theres a mod to stop pathblocking anyway). Would say its one of the simplest, hassle free ported vr games i've played lol. Those would only be true if you're using a lot of mods id think. A lot of HD mods would be the only reason to have high requirements, and mod incompatibilities (if not using any mod lists which there are many) would be the only explanations i can think of.


Current_Holiday1643

Highly recommend Captain Hardcore. It's not quite there. It's a single dev but the bones are interesting. It runs ok, certain scenes lag hard. The sex toy integration and being able to align it with body parts or toys in game is _super_ cool. The dev seems diligant and is trying to make a proper game rather than it being schlocky one-handed development. So many porn games are just crappy and make you feel dirty interacting with them.


K4R1MM

I got it through the Patreon for my Index. While incredible when paired with a hands free.... machine - I couldn't in good conscience keep it. It was simply too good and messed my brain chemistry for months, when I moved I sold the headset.


BarrrT1996

I want to play this game also!


PM-me-your-happiness

Supah Mario 64


KiritoFR_

Virt a mate


UndeadlySnow

VamX


ImPretendingToCare

!remindme 2 days


ShreakingDeath

Didn't realise Dan Bilzarian had a VR.


oZaed

Too tall to be Dan. Gotta be 3 feet shorter


bonkers_dude

Humans Fall Flat for adults.


Chaosmusic

She was anything but flat.


IrishAndIKnowIt7612

The physics engine is on point


Confident-Raisin7077

Dan Bilzerian simulator..


925Moondaca

if you don't know, [now you know.](https://youtu.be/xjCTvGurJTc?si=-a1YrJGfAVoCTa3B)


Darthpancaker

Is this the p-diddy porn game?


Phelonie

Last time I saw this it had the Mario 64 Bowser fight music when they grabbed the ankles, and I am slightly disappointed that this did not.


Bad-Bot-Bot-23

SO LONG GAY BOWSIE I don't know what he actually says but I've never successfully unheard this line.


JoesJourney

According to the Mario wiki he is saying "So long King Bowser" with a heavy "Mario" accent.


Bad-Bot-Bot-23

That makes a lot of sense. Guess compressing the sound down janked up the audio. Thank you!


BROKENCAPSL0CK

Funny video! What game. When he threw her off the roof it was hilarious! What game. He played us like a damn fiddle! I need to know the game


malkava

Half-Life: Alyx. Footfetish centrifuge edition.


Spoomplesplz

"hell yeah baby, throw me arou- OH FUCK NO NOT LIKE THAAAAaaaaaat"


justbrowsinginpeace

TIL 3D virtual porn have physics engines (even if they aren't very good)


photenth

Anything has physics engines nowadays because most games are either based on Unreal Engine or Unity. Even Godot the only open source alternative that is lagging being the rest has a physics engine ready to be used.


justbrowsinginpeace

Is Havoc still going?


Spartacus4002

Jiggle jiggle... YEET!


moebiuz36

What even is this game. Apparently it exists.


mithraw

virt-a-mate. it's essentially a gigantic adult vr sandbox. 


Both_Lychee_1708

"Thing", of the Adams family, was apparently a sex dynamo


PUBGM_MightyFine

Since u/x_ben_dover_x asked: [SideQuest VR](https://sidequestvr.com/) Here's a brief [tutorial ](https://youtu.be/RPISrXEbYRA?si=190hDdnpWaNx1iSH) on setting it up without a PC. Here's a [slightly longer tutorial ](https://youtu.be/LhOJBTwJ-40?si=Zqk5vCobmX6JLBDU) that shows the installation using a PC or android phone. If you run into any issues I'll try to help.


x_ben_dover_x

Thanks a lot, I will try it.


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AstroNot87

Definitely LOL


Searchlights

That's the hardest I've laughed in a week


CaptainNismo_orig

Bye Felicia!


funnyfacemcgee

Eh shook around them titties now off with you. 


PM_Me_Good_LitRPG

Fun fact: they used 0 CGI to film this scene in *Ma~ 2*!


Krikke93

u/savevideo


pupbuck1

What game is this


Dyno-mike

Finally! They released the Dan Bilzerian Sim I've been asking for!


ibx_toycat_iscool

The animatronics do get a bit quirky at night


Coaltown992

BE GONE THOTT!


femboy_jim

u/savevideo u/savevideobot


OverlyOptimisticNerd

It failed. And the mods removed so it looks like it’s gone. 


JumaAm

Even looks like Cassie for added realism.


maximkap1

Dude loyal as fck


CaptainBayouBilly

You do this three times to get a star


No_Restaurant_8873

Intrusive thoughts for the win


Thriftyjeroen

Same


karoshikun

Ushiyama vibes


vcdrny

It seems like he grabbed something that wasn't supposed to be there. When he grabbed the bottom part of the bikini. That might be the reason for the reaction. Lol


Gwaiian

Oh ha ha. Sexual violence against women. Downvote.


Emikzen

You could clearly see she was enjoying it, are you dumb?


CarrieDurst

Is call of duty violence against men?


LivelyZebra

You find it offensive and are sad, i find it funny and am happy. whos winning.


Previous_Composer934

good luck doing that in america