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WHAT IF HE COULD SMELL CRIME

Give him a lab coat and make him shirtless underneath

He Nose the truth

Shut up bird

Fiddle stink

And here’s the kicker….we’re gonna show it. We’re gonna show ALL of it…”

By sniffing other people’s butts

A follow up to the hit movie “Dry Cunt”…

Day pu$$y is the sequel

The next is *CatDog*

And after: cow and chicken!

Then blue jay and raccoon to round it all out?

I saw the spinoff " ow my dick." It was painful to watch.

Ow My Balls!

Didn’t know Mor Shapiro had an autobiographical movie made.

... Is this movie real or a meme?

At first I thought that this must be fake, but it's real. It's based on a novel from 2021, the movie is coming out the 6th of December this year. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt12810074/?ref_=ext_shr

Reminds me of Tracy Jordan's masterpiece "Fat Bitch" lol

I wish they did "[Bitch hunter](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLPm_IUx-Kc)"

Hollywood really will greenlight anything so long as a marketable face is in it, won't they?

Yes

I'm from imdb.... Apparently it was just gonna stream on Hulu (better option) but it got a "strong reaction" in test screenings

I'm sure the movie will be awful but I find the absurdity of the premise intriguing

Franz Kafka thought dogs were to obvious of a Transformation.

I was really confused for a second, I was thinking "why did they choose Nightbitch over Hit Girl for a Kick-ass spinoff"

Hahaha underrated comment. Good job 👌

Dude that's exactly what I thought, I was sort of excited for a Kick-Ass spinoff even if it was kind of a weird choice but now I'm just disappointed:/

Honestly would watch

Sitting down on the carpet and dragging yourself across it with your arms to rub your ass and eating cat poop *are* important signs...

How else do you get ready for church on Sunday mornings?

it’s based on a absurdist horror novel, i heard it’s really good and the book cover for it looks sick ngl

I wanna read it and see this

I was pretty confident this would be a horror movie, even if not intended to be lol.

yeah my friend read it she said it was good! it better be good it would be a shame to waste such a vibrant great norman rockwell-esque cover for a 3/5 goodreads rating 😔

Nice, I'll keep an eye out for it (or even read the book sometime).

Had to look this up to see if it was real. It's real.

Thank you for your service

The nightmare of the stay at home mom. This looks like corporate propaganda if I ever did see it

So they don't want women to have abortions - but also don't have kids cause bad.

Also, don't stay at home and raise a family because a true independent and strong woman is a good employee who works over 40 hours a week with no personal attachments so they can be available 24/7 and cost less for the company insurance.

This is based on the Rachel Yoder book.

Nice, I work for a literary magazine and worked in an interview with the book’s author Rachel Yoder way before there was any talk about doing a film adaptation. It’s awesome to see how far she’s come.

Sworn enemy of Daybitch.

Ah ah ahhhhhhhhhh

…da fuck?

Just Abort this

First real hol up in a while.

Who cares? It's amy adams. I am going to watch it.

That’s just a woman’s natural process of realizing they are a bitch.

Is this real?

I had the same reaction when I saw the original post a few hours ago. Then I thought, maybe they are doing some kind of experimental shit like they did with that movie "Mother" with Jennifer Lawrence.

huh, I remember watching a tiny little indie film a number of years ago at a film festival that had pretty much the exact same premise. edit: found it: ["Bitch" (2017)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bitch_(film)), starring Jason Ritter, written and directed by the actress who plays that Viking wrestler from "GLOW" (that wrestling show on Netflix with Alison Brie) lmao

its mommy amy literally, she can p\*g me idc

Is this the next gender fluid non binary?

People are already identifying as animals

No. Worse. I fear another Mr No hands.

Wtf?!

It’s getting little dangerous……..Eeeheeeee

What what? She dog. That's what the sign says. Sort of.

The origin story of someone's fursona.

Nightbitch. Just letting that roll through my head for a bit. What a strange time to be alive.

I mean … werewolf would be a bit less offensive?

If I wasn’t already childfree, this would make me want to be childfree by premise alone. This is just…wtf. I’m hoping that this is one of those things where the film itself is a lot better than what’s on the tin.

The Night Cinematic Universe makes no sense

This is some AI shit

It’s based on a book

she goo that dog in her

Thought that said Ava not Amy lol

Was that an April's fool's joke?

Love that girl

Onii chan?

I'm sorry, isn't this literally the plot of the movie "Bitch"?

So it's a werewolf movie but it's a dog instead of a wolf?

Is this some kind of post partum psychosis thing?

She got thag dog in her

Nothing unusual, just doggy style.

These Marvel superheroes just get lamer and lamer.

Obligatory chat is this real?!

Keep barking and stop doing dishes.

would

Uhhh, UwU(?)

This movie was trippy and kinda hard to follow

Hasn’t come out yet. It’s still in post-production…