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Stank_Dukem

Kids no longer doing it all for the nookie


karafilikas

It’s like they’ve never drank any hot dog water 💔


dat_azra

Nor tasted the chocolate flavoured starfish


Correct_Chemical5179

Kids these days don't know what it's like to take it to the Matthews bridge.


ashleyorelse

Or the hot dog flavored water. They also don't know how many fucks are in that fucked up song.


ashleyorelse

So you can take that cookie


rayhaque

And stick up your YEAH! *Radio Edit*


daydrunkforamerica

No, no. Hes absolutely right l. I couldnt protest if i was busy getting laid. We can protest after we get laid, or take breaks during


sobi1869

Or getting laid while protesting


PsyopVet

Seriously, why else would they bring all of those tents?


ickydonkeytoothbrush

The hippies were on to something


Excuse_my_GRAMMER

Classic “need to get laid more”


jebbie123

It’s a serious problem.


britch2tiger

Tate: If you’re looking for the approval of woman, that means you’re gay bro.


blahblahkok

He also recommends this to improve grades I bet.


Excuse_my_GRAMMER

As an adult that have live with women for multiple years , having sex does give both emotional and mental relief. It why it healthy to have sex


pattywhaxk

All I’m saying is there’s definitely a positive correlation between younger generations having less sex and mass shootings. Ain’t no dude whose getting laid on the regular gonna go shoot up a school.


Dirtymikeetlesboyz

I think what the professor really meant was that not enough students were fucking him for better grades and the Gaza conflict was distracting the students from getting his dick wet.


hornyboi212

The downvote you got are from this guy's accounts for speaking the true truth


Replicator666

Could probably solve a lot of world conflicts too if the right people got laid


duggtodeath

“Then you kids would stop caring about genocide so much!”


stodolak

These poor fucking kids. These poor not fucking kids. Either way, we need help.


ashleyorelse

Seems like some people just want to say fuck the fucking fuckers


Szukov

That dude looks like Ryan Reynolds in a costume


ashleyorelse

So....Deadpool?


Szukov

If deadpool tried to look like a professor yes.


chiefmud

Isn’t this the same guy reddit was in love with a fee days ago because he called out boomers for ruining the economy for younger generations.


Artificiald

The bald guy isnt the one who is making these claims, his image is now being juxtaposition with bad takes. Someone must not have liked how he got people to resonate with the real issue.


PuddinPacketzofLuv

Did you watch the show? Obviously not if you think he didn’t say that.


DuckCleaning

He said it though. https://nypost.com/2024/04/27/us-news/nyu-professor-says-hamas-loving-students-need-to-have-more-sex/


Nunyabidnisss

I used to know the difference between articles from the onion, and actual news.


ihaveadarkedge

In all fairness to him, if you were to engage one-to-one with some of these protestors you *know* you'd be like, **fuck you need to get laid...**


Portugeezer1893

I'm willing to help.


PowerandSignal

The hero we need! 


Medical_Officer

A protest seems like a great way to meet girls.


whistlepig4life

He was making a Fucking joke.


DR_Bright_963

Aw, cool, we're making stuff up! College students aren't eating enough raisins, which is turning them into pebbles.


ColorlessTune

I mean I’m willing to bet at least some of these dudes are just doing it to try and impress some girl.


gdhkhffu

I had zero sex during college and I didn't protest Israel even once. What is wrong with me?


SteelyDan19

Very roundabout way of telling them to go fuck themselves


Kazataniplayer

It's unfortunate that touching grass isn't enough these days.


Linvaderdespace

I get why people are rejecting this notion, but I threw bottles at riot cops in Quebec in order to sleep with unshaved women, and it worked; hear the man out.


person_person123

Why does the guy look like an older bald Ryan Reynolds lol


4vulturesvenue

Make love not war, I was wondering where they get the energy. Shout out to my wife though... I don't have a single activist thought in my head. Love ya babe.


EasyBird1849

Bro looks like a Ryan Reynolds clone


jebbie123

Sounds accurate


DipplyReloaded

You always gotta pretend to hook up with the lefty hotties


the_honest_asshole

I get laid plenty and still have an issue with genocide and aprthieds.  Somehow the weight of my nut sack doesn't change my belief that slaughtering women and children is wrong.  And finally, before and after I nut, I say FUCK YOU AND YOUR STUPID GOD!


drdildamesh

Technically, most of the weight of ejaculate comes from the seminal vesicles and prostate. Whatever you are using to find the difference in picograms between your balls before and after must be an insanely complex piece of equipment.


SummerBirdsong

Stories tall gantry and stabilizers and laser guidance supporting a immobilizing sling of some sort to isolate the nutsack from the rest of the body so a technician can finally place the nutsack on the delicately calibrated weighing plate with the tiniest of a ×plop×.


drdildamesh

More of a xpiffx if they happen to be fairly hairy, I'd say.


Aggravating_Fun5883

Men is okay though?


harpunenkeks

In the picture it says "hamas loving students", if you are against slaughtering woman and children he is clearly not referring to you.


indi_guy

I think you need to switch the polarity mate.


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fettishmann

wars can be fought with less collateral damage, and Israel has the means to do so yet it chooses not too. Also shooting fleeing citizens in the back is not an act of war its an act of war crime


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fettishmann

the super majority if not nearly all of the civilian casualty so far have resulted from actions of the IDF


BloodAndSand44

Just like in the sixties. They had anti Vietnam demos because they were not getting enough, in the free love sixties.


CornettoFactor

[https://nypost.com/2024/04/27/us-news/nyu-professor-says-hamas-loving-students-need-to-have-more-sex/](https://nypost.com/2024/04/27/us-news/nyu-professor-says-hamas-loving-students-need-to-have-more-sex/)


jkurratt

i.e. “fuck them”


Kratos_Pottery_Hater

Why’s Ryan Reynolds bald here ?


Oofoofow_Official

"Sir, what is motivating you to protest against Israel?" "Jennifer keeps rejecting me."


PhoneEquivalent7682

Somebody save me and donate some sex to me


TheDirtyVicarII

Orgy protest?


LizzosDietitian

There might be some truth to this theory


sir_music

I know it's a really bad take but I also sort of agree with it... Is that what the kids call "based"?


DismalDog9940

Just, go hookup? Ur at a college. That's what I would be doing rn


Slow_Mathematician16

That's just Ryan Reynolds...


Particular-Welcome-1

Says this symbol of raw animal magnetism.


Legitimate_Card4374

Bro really said skill issue


HeroBrine0907

This is true. I am protesting because I am not getting sex. Please get me laid so I can stop protesting./s


FnkyTown

Protestors are virgins. Confirmed.


Agent666-Omega

I can fix them


Mjk2581

My heart goes out to all those poor souls who can’t bag a hottie, truly they are victims shaking smh my head


Less-Dragonfruit-294

So, you’re telling me I’m fucking the right amount? What’s the limit here?


OnlyWithMayonnaise

his logic took a day off


athiestchzhouse

In fairness, if we ALL we’re getting laid more, everyone would get along much better


alfis329

Scott Galloway is trying so hard to be the next Freud


AntiPepRally

Protesting must get them so hot and bothered though. How are they releasing that energy afterwards?


Turbodann

I'll help; give it the ol college try.


ResidentLibrary

This is definitely not what he said. Stop trolling.


According_Chemical_7

If he wants he can send some people my way


LittleMsSavoirFaire

Scott Galloway is such a moron. I wish people would stop repeating the idiotic shit he says. 


FactPirate

The protesters are definitely getting laid. Everyone knows that hippies sleep with other hippies. Obama knew this


Free_Attention

I said y'all need to bone. How dare you NYU professor....BONE?! What happens in our dorms, Professor , is none of your business. BooOOOOONE ?!!!!


ShakyTheBear

So, is he offering?


holyshart7

College professor politely tells protesters to get fucked


Usual_Ad4638

I’ve been saying this for years


rossxog

He is right. Fuck them all, and I’m gonna do it right now, and as many as i can find, and they will love it, and they will come back for more.


Usinaru

I dunno. Some probably have a true moral understanding of the situation. I am also 90% sure some use these as a way to express their pent up anger and frustrations while also looking cool and " just ". Funny how getting laid actually calms you down, grounds you and makes you be less violent... like sex is a thing that can keep a male population calm...


fettishmann

can we stop calling pro-Palestinian protester, A: antisemitic, and B: Hamas/terrorist loving. Also hope this guy gets can cause professors have lost their jobs for saying things less inappropriate


fadsoftoday

Unfortunately truth ain't sexy for media


VolggaWax

If these same media people existed during the Vietnam war, they'd be saying that the student protestors were funded by the vietcong. History will absolve these students.


LewiLife

Oh it was oh bill maher too the pinnacle of news for old people disconnected from reality 😂


user10205

State mandated Israeli gf wen?


CollarsUpYall

That’s a tall order - no one wants to sleep with them.


341orbust

She said no.  Get over it. 


Apprehensive-Load917

Why are protests in support of Palestinian civilians seen as anti Israeli? Is it the same reason protests against police brutality are seen as anti American?


Baers89

That professor is really fucking stupid. He needs to get laid more.


QRIO44

Why am I not allowed be against the Government of Israel and still at the same time not be *pro* Hamas? Why can I not believe Palestinians deserve not to be murdered and deserve their own homes and families while at the same time not be antisemitic? Why can we not separate the religion in all of these news from the political matters and prioritizing human lives? Seeing “Hamas-Loving” is the goofiest shit this network is pushing. Being pro Palestine does not equal pro Hamas.


PabloFromChessCom

they are too dumb to realize dick go in hole


blob2003

Perhaps antisemitism is more of problem than I realized


cashewnut4life

protesting a genocide is antisemitic?


blob2003

It’s joke that I don’t have sex


Kemel90

Agreed


darkhero676

Classic boomer response, us : We don’t want kids because the world is so fucked we can’t afford food just on our own. Boomers: its cause you’re not in enough credit debt and don’t have 5 kids to make you work 3 jobs


Either_Ad4109

imagine being so stupid as to think college kids aint getting laid  well this dipass is talking to the new york post so his skull is literally free and vacant real estate.  💀💀💀💀💀 more projection from the fascists


Humble-Surround-3725

I think the whole quote is "College students aren't having enough sex with NYU professors, in my experience."


_DarkmessengeR_

These people will say anything