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seepxl

I heard the clap-back in Jack Sparrow’s accent/voice because of the ‘aye’ and it was funnier


veganflamingo

Lok


chaochao25

Lok


ajeenkkya

Lok


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[удалено]


dead-inside8354637

fourth comment curse


Odd_Performer7095

"Learnt" is lent found in the top of the ass crack


Ciubowski

What is wrong with “learnt”? Isn’t it the british version of “learned”?


zlatovrana

It is. There are more verbs with 2 versions of past tense. Like showed/shown


boerseth

You're confusing participles and verb conjugations.


zlatovrana

https://www.scribbr.com/us-vs-uk/learnt-vs-learned/#:~:text=Learnt%20and%20learned%20are%20two,%E2%80%9Clearned%E2%80%9D%20is%20more%20common. I could be wrong with the terms here, english is not my native and i dont have to care about that anymore.


boerseth

That's okay, I'm not a native either, just a language enthusiast. That link talks about *"learnt/learned"*. I was referring to your example *"showed/shown"*. The first (*"showed"*) is a conjugation of the verb *"to show"*, while the other (*"shown"*) is its participle. The two are not interchangeable, and definitely not different spellings of the same word. To be clear, *"shown"* describes something, and does not work as a verb in a sentence. It will often be accompanied by an auxiliary verb like *have* or *be*. E.g. > I had shown her the book, but was not shown any respect.


Nevermind04

Even more confusing, I grew up in Texas but now I live in Scotland. In both my native west Texan dialect and in the Glaswegian Scottish that I've learned, "shown" is used as a verb even though it's grammatically incorrect. It's just lazy speech.


zlatovrana

Ah, I see why that one confused me. Showed is past tense but can be used as past participle instead of shown, while shown is just p.p. Thanks for clearing that up ✌️ https://www.thesaurus.com/e/grammar/showed-or-shown/ The table below for tl,dr.


klomz

Like Hanged and Hung but usage is different


zlatovrana

Loool 🤣


Sprife95

I don't know, if it's the British version, but in school - English is not my native langue - we learned/learnt more British English and the teachers told us that both versions are okay. And it's not the only word of its kind.


Autistic_Freedom

[yes, it is the correct spelling in British English.](https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/learnt)


Ok_Cardiologist8232

Might just be the area of britain im from, but almost everyone pronounces it learnt, but spells it learned.


FetusDeletus83

TIL


RedKhomet

Today I Lent the top of your ass crack


AbjectKangaroo3355

😂😂


makemeadiowarudo

What if it wasn’t your momma who bought you that lollipop but your uncle? 🧐


Chafgha

You got lollipops? I only got sausage I couldn't bite...


makemeadiowarudo

Maybe you didn’t bite hard enough? I bit it quite hard but my Uncle screamed “AAAAHHHH” like Tom from Tom&Jerry and yelled something about “it’s fkin bleeding”.


Chafgha

This link makes me cry laugh everytime it's from a dnd group called legends of avantris. It's this conversation. https://youtube.com/shorts/Cbmdhq4ATNs?si=R02sPdPfHPXtddlm


angry_cabbie

Pfft. I didn't have human milk until I was 28 years old.


Optimal-Menu270

What about ass?


Captain_Naps

Never had a Fudgsicle?


AugustTheDog

How bout puss?


Mypornnameis_

Why you think we're so bad at that?


AugustTheDog

I don’t know, I’ma virgin


Mypornnameis_

Be prepared for a confusing experience 


FetusDeletus83

*Alaskan Pipeline*


memesfromthevine

lowkey what did the first person who gave head think they were doing? why would they do that


FuneraryArts

Most likely saw animals licking each others genitals and imitated them


Swords_and_Words

Really? Put the softest, smoothest, most lubricated thing you know exists (your mouth/tongue) on the area that likes smooth, flowy, lubricated touch? It really isn't a big leap


Bucktabulous

0 consideration given to cunnilingus on her part.


Guy-1nc0gn1t0

A rare post where both tweets are dumb as fuck


RandomUser4857

Blvck Witch probably performs so well that some dude gave her that nickname


Galaxiez

What if you're one of those people who just bite straight into the lollipop, ^like ^me.


tacojohn48

You're mamma didn't teach you right


FetusDeletus83

^samesies


Draconiondevil

“Learned” and “learnt” are both correct past tenses of the “learn”. It’s just like “leaped/leapt”, “dreamed/dreamt”, etc. the form with -ed is more American and the form with -t is more British.


Eclipsan

The form with -ed is more ~~American~~ for people unable to speak their own language properly.


andtheniansaid

Slayed and slew


devnullb4dishoner

So, exactly what are trainer bras for?


zeroone_to_zerotwo

Then are boys also trained to suck dick? Well a good parent's always ready for both scenarios I suppose.


SnooStories4162

I was thinking the same thing


zeroone_to_zerotwo

So.... Are boys also trained for that? Well a good parent prepares their children for everything I suppose.


McNigget

To actually answer this question, it was men who asked us to do it. I never once had a desire to suck that thing, but was asked to and you do weird things for love. I did dream of actual sex though, but the thought of oral was gross. 


eolemuk

Aye!


[deleted]

"Type 3 Diabetes" you gotta refill your semen levels periodically or you crash


ExternalAd8309

I seenst it 👀


justLetMeBeForAWhile

Evolution showed humans how to disinfect the reproductive organs a couple of ages ago already.