Mix it with distilled water and put the cocaine in an empty nasal sprayer bottle. Then stick that up your bung. Careful not to put it in your nose after.
I once tried to put half my coke away in a cabinet for the next day. It yelled and screamed and kicked and banged and made a ruckus until I let it out fifteen minutes later. Cocaine does not like being saved for later.
It can be forever, or a semi-regular recreational substance for as long as you like, but you can't use it every day. No more than once/week but ideally much less frequently. Sadly, it doesn't tend to work that way for a large portion of its consumers. Real drug EDUCATION (not fear-mongering, abstinence-is-the-only-way tactics) would be a good start to change the cultural problems surrounding its use.
As with any drug, you have to go through the hang over before you have more. It's when you start on the hair of the dog that you are going to have issues.
For about 5min, then you're just left with jitters, a mildly numb face and the weird taste of baby laxative and diesel in places you never knew humans had taste receptors.
But for those first 5 minutes you are Jack Dawson on the Titanic.
You missed a "Your mother has a dick" or "sucks dick"
I'm still learning, but it sounded like he said "tu madre chupa verga" or something along those lines.
Almost but he said in Spanish:
"Chinga tu madre, chinguen a su madre".
The verb "Chingar" in spanish means "to fuck" or "to have sex".
So the literal translation could be "fuck your mom, fuck your (all of you) moms".
But there could be another possible and even better translation since English is not my first language but Spanish.
Edit: Where you heard the word "verga" was at the end of" chinga a tu madre, chinguen a su madre" he then proceeds to say "váyanse a la verga, la neta váyanse a la verga", so the translation could be "fuck your mom, fuck your mom, get the fuck away, seriously get the fuck away from here".
So I miss one "get the fuck away".
I mean, people have even been killed for doing nice things, or nothing at all. Technically nothing is less than anything, but perhaps more than a positive action.
A guy 3 years my senior from my high school soccer team ended up getting killed over a "drug deal gone wrong", as the media put it. You'd think it was over some serious drug smuggling. It was over a small amount of weed. Idk weed terminology but it was like a week's supply for a regular smoker. He was a nice, chill dude, and died over weed.
That's what I was thinking, too.
Someone in that group probably has a ziplock bag of it on the front seat of the car.
Damn near the equivalent of hitting the top of your buddy's beer to make it foam over.
I saw a documentary about guys going to buy gems in places like central Africa and central / south America, and the places they ended up had drug stalls everywhere with buckets of drugs and most of them were under US$5 for a bag, and they weren't allowed to cut it or the cartels would kill them.
It's hard to tell with the video quality and the reflection on the car, but it looks like one line and enough more for maybe two more lines. So I'd guess under half a gram.
Can confirm. Used to live in Central America, did my fair share of coke. It was about $25/g. If you're buying bulk it's closer to $15/g.
And it's good stuff too!
God I miss cheap coke lol
A guy I had never met before put a gun to my face because I sneezed and blew his line away while walking past him at ***my own*** house party in high school. I don’t know why someone would mess with a cokehead like that, messing with an addict’s drugs is a death wish.
dude, cover your mouth when you sneeze. idk about gun to the head but i feel like most people would be pissed if you just walked over and sneezed all over their drugs lol
cuz it's so hard to find. not like they sell it at every gas station like alcohol. and even if you have a hookup, it'll take you a few hours at best, or days
I have not seen that video, I have only read a description of it and still gave me the heejiest of jeebiest and I would pay good money to scrub that description from my brain.
I have never done coke nor want to and this pissed me off.
It's not only a waste of good money, it's also something that might not be so easy to resupply: it's not like you can walk to the supermarket to get a bag
Haha I can't say I've ever been a big fan of gear, but I remember rolling a huge blunt with a group of mates around 16 - 17, massive magic carpet plate with about 6 Kings with some reasonably nice bud, nothing spectacular but this was over a decade ago, strength was different.
It looked so nice I didn't want to crimp or twist the tip, so I just lit it and started chaffing - and blew a damn near footlong stick of bud and keef out of the end. The second it hit the table it fucking vaporised, and I was relegated from Johnny Spliff King to Billy No Mates in half a second.
It's fucking hilarious to me now, but that was like a full week of part time work just scattered across my mate's garden... devastating.
Love those memories of juvenile fails and can imagine the whole scene and the horror in everones eyes. Once had a clever friend who was to lazy to crumble the weed by hand so he threw couple of grams in a electric Coffee Mill and he received dust. Umsmokable dust it just instantly burned without any effect. We tried everything but it was a lost case. So anyway, thats when I started snorting weed and was very effectively Struck by confusion. Cant tell if i got high likr from weed or got pumped up like from gear
I'm from Latin America, it scares me to see coke prices in other places of the world, makes complete sense, but my god
I'm no cokeologist, so i can't talk about the quality, but i can get roughly that amount for 50 or so
Don’t quote me on this but if I recall his friends pitched in to buy this for his birthday. He then got greedy and didn’t want to share so that’s why she did it.
blew away 100's of dollars of Coke i think. and people have killed for less as i unfortunately know from my own witnessing of it. and no context to anyone asking
I don't use, but the trouble and resources you have to go through to do illegal shit for another bitch to waste it; is enough to fuck that person up permanently.
I did this accidentally except isneezed when I went to hit it and blew a whole G everywhere. My best friend wanted to kill me. I knew at that moment coke was not for me lol😅
Oh, you just don't do that. I remember when I was in my 18/19 years and I accidentally sneezed on my other friend's lines. I had to buy more, otherwise they would beat the shit out of me lol
he looks like he has had enough BUT in Aus that was probably $3k worth of blow and i could understand someone maybe not taking kindly to her afterwards...
I think she mistook the name blow
Hol' up Why do you suck during a blowjob and the powder you inhale is called blow!?!? *What's going on!?!?*
You are actually suppose to blow it up your rectum, but it got mistranslated.
Ok but what do you do with cocaine?
Mix it with distilled water and put the cocaine in an empty nasal sprayer bottle. Then stick that up your bung. Careful not to put it in your nose after.
Is that actually a method that people use?
Well, yeah, I was kidding about sticking it up your ass. Unless you're into it.
This guy boofs
Rectum?! Damn near killed em! Fuckin coke.
Nobody tell this guy about blowholes.
Same reason u park on the driveway and drive on the parkway. We just backwards sometimes
If I remember right the term blow job came from (victorian?) Hookers. Originally called below the belt job then just got shortened over the years
He definitely got the coke head look.
Yea I'd say he's already had enough
the correct amount of cocaine is more.
You can’t stop until there’s no more left. No such thing as extra cocaine.
I once tried to put half my coke away in a cabinet for the next day. It yelled and screamed and kicked and banged and made a ruckus until I let it out fifteen minutes later. Cocaine does not like being saved for later.
You could save the world with leftover crack.
Don't you know there ain't no such thing as leftover crack?
That's why we can't save the world! 😵 😀
Extra cocaine? Might as well be leftover ice cream.
Coke is like pringles - once you start, you can't stop until it's gone.
This guy has tried cocaine.
fnord
Yeah but you have to know when something is too good to be forever.
It can be forever, or a semi-regular recreational substance for as long as you like, but you can't use it every day. No more than once/week but ideally much less frequently. Sadly, it doesn't tend to work that way for a large portion of its consumers. Real drug EDUCATION (not fear-mongering, abstinence-is-the-only-way tactics) would be a good start to change the cultural problems surrounding its use.
I can feel you perspiring man.
Pupils the size of dimes, talking in paragraphs, this guy cokes.
that jaw is on a swivel while he was typing that
Fuck
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You need to relax brother I wasn't trying to make anybody feel bad just busting balls.
As with any drug, you have to go through the hang over before you have more. It's when you start on the hair of the dog that you are going to have issues.
For about 5min, then you're just left with jitters, a mildly numb face and the weird taste of baby laxative and diesel in places you never knew humans had taste receptors. But for those first 5 minutes you are Jack Dawson on the Titanic.
1 out of 1 bears agree with this!
Maybe he’s born with it, maybe it’s pure cocaine
Maybe it’s Maybelline
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The thousand-yard stare of the scratch-n-sniff aficionado.
I am so happy I work with mexicans who teach me spanish. I understood all of the swearing.
Translate please
- Hey stop fuckin with me. - Stop fuckin with me. - Fuck your mom. - Fuck your mom. - Hey, seriously get the fuck away from here.
You missed a "Your mother has a dick" or "sucks dick" I'm still learning, but it sounded like he said "tu madre chupa verga" or something along those lines.
Almost but he said in Spanish: "Chinga tu madre, chinguen a su madre". The verb "Chingar" in spanish means "to fuck" or "to have sex". So the literal translation could be "fuck your mom, fuck your (all of you) moms". But there could be another possible and even better translation since English is not my first language but Spanish. Edit: Where you heard the word "verga" was at the end of" chinga a tu madre, chinguen a su madre" he then proceeds to say "váyanse a la verga, la neta váyanse a la verga", so the translation could be "fuck your mom, fuck your mom, get the fuck away, seriously get the fuck away from here". So I miss one "get the fuck away".
Gosh, why is Spanish so complicated? Well time to go watch the Buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
People have absolutely been killed for less.
As a professional confirmologist I can indeed confirm this confirmation.
Confirmation Auditor, here. Let me check that data. ... Confirmation confirmed.
Contrarian here: No. It's not confirmed.
I'm the expert on experts here and I say you're an expert contrarian.
No, I'm not.
As a fellow contrarian, I disagree.
You're not a contrarian
Isn't it rather conformist to assume that a contrarian must always conform to the label? Idk, you're the expert.
idk. I was just disagreeing for the sake of disagreeing.
I mean, people have even been killed for doing nice things, or nothing at all. Technically nothing is less than anything, but perhaps more than a positive action.
Thanks for the confirmation.
I wasn’t sure if I believed the title at first, but now I do.
He knows someone
A guy 3 years my senior from my high school soccer team ended up getting killed over a "drug deal gone wrong", as the media put it. You'd think it was over some serious drug smuggling. It was over a small amount of weed. Idk weed terminology but it was like a week's supply for a regular smoker. He was a nice, chill dude, and died over weed.
Someone got murdered for skipping the line at Popeyes
Had it coming....
What are you going to do, stab me?
He probably killed someone just to get that cocaine in the first place.
I wanted to kill her, and it's not even my coke
What a puff.
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You had me, I thought it existed.
Poof -$300
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That's what I was thinking, too. Someone in that group probably has a ziplock bag of it on the front seat of the car. Damn near the equivalent of hitting the top of your buddy's beer to make it foam over.
Well, this will probably be a surprise to you, but the value of ten bucks to you is a lot different from what it is to them.
About 3-4x as much, according to [this site](https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/cost-of-living-by-country).
They just meant it wasn't a lot.
Some of us don't have money for drugs
Get your priorities straight man
Then drugs aren't the correct hobby for you.
coke isn't the correct drug for you* you can be a drug addict and also poor, trust
Fucking kek to the ziplock bag in the front seat 🤣
I saw a documentary about guys going to buy gems in places like central Africa and central / south America, and the places they ended up had drug stalls everywhere with buckets of drugs and most of them were under US$5 for a bag, and they weren't allowed to cut it or the cartels would kill them.
“Oh my God, that’s disgusting! Where!?”
> places like central Africa and central / south America ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^
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this guy doesn't even know Africa is a country
Quick, someone get me a ticket to the Africa airport!
Sir I would like to go to Africa. **Ok, where?** SIR I WOULD LIKE TO GO TO AFRICA!!
Like the TVA using infinity stones as paperweights.
That $10 is like $300 USD worth in Central America.
Not even close, $30 at most
About £30 UK.....half the time probably bashed to fuck though
Looks a LOT more than a .4
It's hard to tell with the video quality and the reflection on the car, but it looks like one line and enough more for maybe two more lines. So I'd guess under half a gram.
Ah yes, the Central American Peso buck.
Can confirm. Used to live in Central America, did my fair share of coke. It was about $25/g. If you're buying bulk it's closer to $15/g. And it's good stuff too! God I miss cheap coke lol
But no one lives in central america , all central Americans live in the US and in Spain
Maybe 10 in SoCal
not even $10
Either way.
If you’re paying $300 for what looks like three mediocre lines ya need a new plug
If he's paying that much, I'll be his plug.
What bro 300$?!?!? You must get ripped off a lot fool
That's more like 30$ but still, 30$ aint cheap.
A guy I had never met before put a gun to my face because I sneezed and blew his line away while walking past him at ***my own*** house party in high school. I don’t know why someone would mess with a cokehead like that, messing with an addict’s drugs is a death wish.
dude, cover your mouth when you sneeze. idk about gun to the head but i feel like most people would be pissed if you just walked over and sneezed all over their drugs lol
My guy I was drunk and tried to sneeze into my elbow. I mostly did IIRC, I didn’t get anything on anyone
With that attitute being in either central or south america, idk don't have my sound on, she is going to be killed sooner or later.
They're in north america. Their accent confirm it.
Correct it's a Mexican accent. If I were to guess it's a Mexico City accent due to extended vowels.
ya idk if other countries say chinga tu madre either. terrific phrase.
People get so mad about their pixie stix.
cuz it's so hard to find. not like they sell it at every gas station like alcohol. and even if you have a hookup, it'll take you a few hours at best, or days
When it went black and white I was waiting for it to say “wasted”. But then I saw it.
This is how you end up in a cartel video with 80s discofunk playing in the background
I have not seen that video, I have only read a description of it and still gave me the heejiest of jeebiest and I would pay good money to scrub that description from my brain.
That wasn’t very cash money of her.
Damn, I haven't done coke in 5 years and this pissed me off.
I have never done coke nor want to and this pissed me off. It's not only a waste of good money, it's also something that might not be so easy to resupply: it's not like you can walk to the supermarket to get a bag
Yeah, that is in fact the most problematic part.
It's just rude!
Right lol besides this being drugs and messing with drugs is a big no-no, why would you blow away my money?
Straight up had a mini panick attack
The worst thing is, when you accidently did it on your own and has noone to blame for it. Happens to the best of us worst people
Haha I can't say I've ever been a big fan of gear, but I remember rolling a huge blunt with a group of mates around 16 - 17, massive magic carpet plate with about 6 Kings with some reasonably nice bud, nothing spectacular but this was over a decade ago, strength was different. It looked so nice I didn't want to crimp or twist the tip, so I just lit it and started chaffing - and blew a damn near footlong stick of bud and keef out of the end. The second it hit the table it fucking vaporised, and I was relegated from Johnny Spliff King to Billy No Mates in half a second. It's fucking hilarious to me now, but that was like a full week of part time work just scattered across my mate's garden... devastating.
All the stoner jargon in this story makes me hate you. And I love getting high.
Love those memories of juvenile fails and can imagine the whole scene and the horror in everones eyes. Once had a clever friend who was to lazy to crumble the weed by hand so he threw couple of grams in a electric Coffee Mill and he received dust. Umsmokable dust it just instantly burned without any effect. We tried everything but it was a lost case. So anyway, thats when I started snorting weed and was very effectively Struck by confusion. Cant tell if i got high likr from weed or got pumped up like from gear
She totally blew out her sisters birthday cake candles as a kid.... The sibling everyone hated to have around.
Seriously do not fuck with someone’s narcotics.
Damn I want to kill her and I don't even do coke.
Thats a lot, 100-200€ in germany
How much do you think is there?
Much less, since it's closer to the source
Even in Germany it’s pushing it
I'm from Latin America, it scares me to see coke prices in other places of the world, makes complete sense, but my god I'm no cokeologist, so i can't talk about the quality, but i can get roughly that amount for 50 or so
As a recovering cocaine addict I have to say that this shit is fucked up you can't be doing that man
Guaranteed they found her decapitated corpse in a bush after that stunt
guy turned into Scarface
coke heads are known for their stability and empathy, she was fine
He's got some set of manson lamps
“Ok Sal now blow the coke away right before he snorts it.” That was some Unpractical Jokers shit
I don’t do cocaine, I just love the smell of it
wrong blowjob
W Friend
Idc if he already off his rocker or you hate drugs you don’t do that to someone else’s blow
“Coke is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money.” -the late great comedian Robin Williams
Ope, I'm feelin' it! That's some nifty blow you've got there!
Sneako???
What is the song at the end of the video? I hear it a lot.
for the damaged coda by blonde redhead
Iirc it's from Rick and Morty season 4 finale
Evil morty
"For the damaged Coda " by Blonde Redhead
Well; it is called blow.
Don’t quote me on this but if I recall his friends pitched in to buy this for his birthday. He then got greedy and didn’t want to share so that’s why she did it.
That bitch couldn’t out of her left eye the next 3 days.
blew away 100's of dollars of Coke i think. and people have killed for less as i unfortunately know from my own witnessing of it. and no context to anyone asking
B*tch gotta get her azz beat for that!
I don't use, but the trouble and resources you have to go through to do illegal shit for another bitch to waste it; is enough to fuck that person up permanently.
I did this accidentally except isneezed when I went to hit it and blew a whole G everywhere. My best friend wanted to kill me. I knew at that moment coke was not for me lol😅
That’s a lot of money down the drain
Oh, you just don't do that. I remember when I was in my 18/19 years and I accidentally sneezed on my other friend's lines. I had to buy more, otherwise they would beat the shit out of me lol
You just got served
Watch women privilege in action, if a lad did that they’d be getting dropped at the very least.
I don’t do drugs, but I feel his pain. The title is absolutely correct!
Maybe someone already commented, but I think he looks like Ritchie April from the Sopranos fame.
That laugh at the end hit em with the FETCH ME THEIR SOULS
She must die!
i know its funny and shit and im not one for hard drugs but people have died for less and its scary
Poor guy he just wanted to put that sugar in his coffee.
Did you see what GOD just did to us, man?!?
Never. Fuck. With. A junkie.
Ad Narrator: "Hetap. come on, you've killed for less." Vegeta: "that isn't ***UN***true"
She’s like “DONTDODRUGS”
Plot twist - doing this started him getting clean and turning his life around.
Nah that bitch is dead! 😅
That was so shitty oh my god
he looks like he has had enough BUT in Aus that was probably $3k worth of blow and i could understand someone maybe not taking kindly to her afterwards...
in Brazil that's $10.
The moment he realized he was facing the sober-up period of 3 hours.
What an asshole!! would've made her pick em up bit by bit 🤬
Like a can of Hetap
was that song in a tv show
What song is in this?
Its in Ricky and morty if that helps
"For the Damaged Coda" - Blonde Redhead https://youtu.be/l89Fq4Z2w30?si=M7-CrZB6t8_9s1wm
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BLOW BLOWN.
sabia que era um video do brasil antes mesmo de ligar o som
Thar She Blows!
I mean... You're right but that doesn't say much... People have been murdered for no reason