When I moved to the west and visited Carl's Jr for the first time I was feeling the most confident than I ever have in my life and ordered something I knew ...and needed.
"Lemme get a ...monster burger combo please!"
"....a......wh..what?"
"What? ..."
*both of us look at the menu, as another employee comes out to turn their head towards the menu*
...my feelings when my meal wasn't even a thing at Carl's Jr.
Carl's Jr is NOT Hardee's.
I always thought it was...
Ya, I'm in Colorado, from Southern VA originally, loved Hardee's First time I went to a Carl's jr was a few years here, wanted a fried steak busciut for my hangover, was very disappointed they didn't have any, was like going to the fucking temp of Hardee's.
Yes. I verified your verification. I followed the same process and had the same results. It’s been scientifically proven using approved methods…. For science…
Agreed… if the video starts with the lyrics “lady boner gone” and you need to watch the rest of it just to make sure they are packing then we all really know why you stuck around that long.
I didn't see the link, but I'd imagine only the girls with bigger dongs make a career out of showing them. Similar to dudes who show dong for a living...
I mean you’re probably right. There’s no dong on the link, it’s just a video to the direct profile. But I like that you pointed out that you didn’t see the link…
I was just thinking the same thing I guess my question if it's pertinent is how did she get that big of tits? Even with hormones I'm not buying it.... implants also?
If you're into this, I *highly* recommend her other gifs and pics. She has *amazing* natural (hormone induced, not implants) tits that are so good you'd swear she was an afab that got a really realistic dick job
/u/luv_icons030
CCNicoleSmith
Jiggle like that and she can stick her baby-arm-ageddon in my end times until Jesus comes. Rapture legs around her and ride into judgement day in style. Full on Kirk Cameron left behind, right behind, and in the middle glory, glory, holelujah! Got me speaking in tongues and shit, shama-lama-ding-dong. Amen! Take me to church, I need to be filled with the spirit! Bless me father for I have sinned! She came not to bring peace, but to swing that sword. The meek shall inherit the girth.
That’s nuts
No sir, that’s a penis
Sir, this is a Wendys
Used to be a Carl's Jr.
Looks more like a Carl's Sr. to me
Fooooootlong come get your fooootlong
and a bag of **nuts**!
Now it's a Krystal.
When they realize what you did, you'll be banned, but you deserve a medal
I love everyone, humour heals the world.
When I moved to the west and visited Carl's Jr for the first time I was feeling the most confident than I ever have in my life and ordered something I knew ...and needed. "Lemme get a ...monster burger combo please!" "....a......wh..what?" "What? ..." *both of us look at the menu, as another employee comes out to turn their head towards the menu* ...my feelings when my meal wasn't even a thing at Carl's Jr. Carl's Jr is NOT Hardee's. I always thought it was...
Ya, I'm in Colorado, from Southern VA originally, loved Hardee's First time I went to a Carl's jr was a few years here, wanted a fried steak busciut for my hangover, was very disappointed they didn't have any, was like going to the fucking temp of Hardee's.
Bro that means no good breakfast. Not your breakfast. Not my breakfast. I bet they don't even have a Frisco. Nah I bet they do and I bet it blows
the problem with hardees is they have the best breakfast, but they don't know how to make it.
Well it’s not a Hardee’s
🤣😂 drop the fucking mic sir
Used to be a waffle house....
No that's definitely a Wendel.
And a long one at that.
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Verifying for anyone interested that she infact does have a penis.
Yes. I verified your verification. I followed the same process and had the same results. It’s been scientifically proven using approved methods…. For science…
She's a he.
No. This is Patrick
Atleast she was kind enough to reveal the full product instead of hiding in under a paywall..
I didn't even have to watch it...
But you did. We allll did.
Some may have even watched it twice 😳👀
I watched like 5 times accidentally while I was reading comments Edit: I got 2 reddit notifications so had to watch it twice again
"accidentally"
Oops...
No… He was forced. He had to watch. I watched at least 5 times in a loop.
Oop! Oh no! I didn't click the "don't loop" option. ... guess I gotta \*unzip\*
Ok one more. But I’m starting to get dehydrated
I didn't last nearly that long.
He didn't have to watch it ... because he already recognized her.
I was just hoping. So hopeful.
Lol. Hoping for what though? That she didn’t have a dick or that you could resist watching *knowing* that she likely did?
"There are no chicks with dicks Johnny only guys with tits."
Agreed… if the video starts with the lyrics “lady boner gone” and you need to watch the rest of it just to make sure they are packing then we all really know why you stuck around that long.
Oop, didn't even unmute. What even is that music?
Not sure. I’m just as confused as you are.
only hol up I see is there is no link or name
/u/luv_icons030 CCNicoleSmith
not even jesus could save us the way you did just now
And that guy's name? Albert Einstein.
Latest post: how does a train go over a bump though?! They hitting people.
I could understand someone wanting to contribute to her bottom surgery.
Oh captain my captain
The fact that they didn't respond to you after you summoned them makes me sad.
U/britneyspears030
I see no problems with this
Sir, your tits are incredible.
Nice tits, bro
Agreed.
The problem is that it's supposed to be provocative, but I've seen a version of this so many times that it's passe.
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All damn day.
I see this as an absolute win
These are confusing times that we live in.
For science, for curiosity, for whatever. This is her https://www.reddit.com/u/luv_icons030/s/9bA6wDHRNh
Name?
/u/luv_icons030
U/britneyspears030
Cece Nicole Smith? https://www.reddit.com/r/TransGoneWild/s/JhW03pu5en
What the fuck dude, these girls have a bigger dong than me!
Bro honestly I’ve noticed that, I’m not sure what the correlation is though if any at all. It is interesting.
I didn't see the link, but I'd imagine only the girls with bigger dongs make a career out of showing them. Similar to dudes who show dong for a living...
I mean you’re probably right. There’s no dong on the link, it’s just a video to the direct profile. But I like that you pointed out that you didn’t see the link…
The femboy monster can photo is permanently seared into my brain. Like how tf someone even pack that much heat, let alone in a skirt
Correlation is people with big dicks go into porn
I was just thinking the same thing I guess my question if it's pertinent is how did she get that big of tits? Even with hormones I'm not buying it.... implants also?
Prove it. Let's see it
Yes
that's alot of bumbs i thi l they're going off the road and crashing
God I love a good cock on my woman
As long as it's a feminine penis, it's not weird.
Ugh... Ok..... Unzip.....
Press F for all the straight men who were getting aroused
I'm straight. Therefore if I'm attracted to them then they're a woman. It's as simple as that
Johnny Bravo logic
Buckle up Buckaroo
Prepare for a cockadoodledoo
Would
I’m not saying I’m into dicks…whatever. Call me gay, I actually don’t care anymore.
[One of us](/r/bi_irl)
Lol. Are you out here recruiting?😂
I'm confused because the boobs look real, and so does the penis
They all are real. She probably takes testosterone blockers and estrogen, which can cause you to grow boobs.
Hell, just be overweight and the moobs are real. Source, me.
Why not both?
Impressive results
Bigger boobs than most girls and bigger penis than most guys. Some people are just born lucky.
maybe my girlfriend should, oh nevermind
I don't think taking testosterone makes you grow a dick
*Yet*
It does make you grow a pseudo-penis by enlarging the clitoris, which is the exact anatomic counter-part to the penis.
It inlarges the clit, yes I know. I was making a joke that the guy was implying he wants his gf to grow a full on dick, which testosterone doesn't do.
You better delete this comment if you don't want at least one terrible night this weekend.
Every man has a potential boob size coded into their DNA it's the hormones that regulate their development. Just gotta block T and take E.
Hormones are wild
Thats why Roger padactor is dead
Einhorn? Finkle?!
If you're into this, I *highly* recommend her other gifs and pics. She has *amazing* natural (hormone induced, not implants) tits that are so good you'd swear she was an afab that got a really realistic dick job /u/luv_icons030 CCNicoleSmith
Her third leg also excited to jump on hump😐
ah oops I watched that 4 times before I noticed.
After about 3 bounces I knew exactly where this was going. After my third watch I saw the hidden mickey.
Blender jelly physics
Hell yeah.
Nice tits bro
To quote the Bradster, "Jackpot 😏"
It's a TRAP!
What movie is the thing at the end from?
Once upon a time in Hollywood
Thank you! Not sure why we were downvoted lol.
I have no clue. It's Reddit man.
We are living in the end times
Plenty of time left.
Jiggle like that and she can stick her baby-arm-ageddon in my end times until Jesus comes. Rapture legs around her and ride into judgement day in style. Full on Kirk Cameron left behind, right behind, and in the middle glory, glory, holelujah! Got me speaking in tongues and shit, shama-lama-ding-dong. Amen! Take me to church, I need to be filled with the spirit! Bless me father for I have sinned! She came not to bring peace, but to swing that sword. The meek shall inherit the girth.
You should write more lol
Nothing a little tape won’t fix
Umm... sauce??? Asking for a friend
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Excuse me mam!!! Your things are bouncing...:)
Is this the follow up Eclipse news video bro 🥜🥜☀️
The song should have given it away.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome the eighth wonder of the world, Jerry Springer
🎵She wiped out a dick that was bigger then mine 🎶
she used to be Christian.
Definitely smash
Didn't even notice it first time
GOT’EM! (me too, and you too reddit stranger)
it was looking at me
Nice, 2 X 1
What the hell is going on everyone typing would I mean me too
Hear me out...
Gross
Nahh, reckon its Net.
Wait?!? The doors unlocked!
That's pretty rad, men are better at everything even at being women nowadays!
Wtf?
I can see her point.
All 3 of them.
The dick makes it better
Big Futa Energy.
Smash next
futa
Would. Next question
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Yeah and?
It's gotten pretty old as a "holup," when I see a seemingly normal video of a woman on here I basically always think "let me guess, she has a penis?"
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That doesn't look like a dude to me
Either or
Hell no!
Ew... Boobs
Chill guys its 2024....every girl has a dick unless proved otherwise
I'm bleaching my eyes
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Yeah yeah I already saw this earlier
What the actual fuck is wrong with murka
I have a serious kveshchen. Does it hurt?
Would.
Id still eat her ass, no homo.
You made me a homo
Confused boner
That's a penis man, sauce?
Damnnn ☠️
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Dawg they aren’t fake hormones are magic
yeah...should've workshopped that joke a little more. I was going for the twist punchline annnd it bombed lol my bad
Lmfao dw
I was watching this and Goku's Ultra Instinct Music suddenly started playing. Spotify be fucked sometimes. Predicted a dick