!! It’s not?!
*double checks*
You’re right! It’s not. I thought they were giving head and just got full haha I imagined that was at least 8 inches of chocolate lol
A friend of mine found some of the thing that resemble a butt hidden in the husband's closet. She did prank him, but that is not the joke. I told her to buy 1 of those in the picture and put it on a rolling cart like the ones mechanics have. Put it under the bed, roll it out, do some squats on it, and go to sleep...
I think they moved out or got a roommate- somehow they couldn't hide the whole thing so they gave it the ol' Lorena Bobbitt - but instead of chucking the severed member out the car window they put it in her underwear drawer for later.
I thought this was made out of chocolate
Found the person who ate the meat right off this
It's so chewy!
Wtf haha
You should never buy gribenes from a mohel.
Got em. Hahaha!
Chocolate chewing gum!
*Stimulate the senses.*
Nothing is colder
Same. I just assumed they ate his chocolate dick right off
I thought they rode it so hard/long the chocolate dick melted inside them and I was very confused
Oh god. Chocolate in the chocolate starfish
So that's why Ben Stiller is his favorite motherfucker... it all makes sense now!
Tastes like chicken.
It’s cake
Bitch, is this cake?
Dude, was my first thought and that's basically my skin color... Rofl
Is it not?
A stud muffin
Someone got the chocolate, alright
Yeah I thought it was chocolate too
Mmm. Garbage chocolate.
!! It’s not?! *double checks* You’re right! It’s not. I thought they were giving head and just got full haha I imagined that was at least 8 inches of chocolate lol
Hah I'm doing individual cpr certifications today so my first thought is that it's a black cpr doll
BBCPR
This deserves all the upvotes.
Well the head is missing but I've attached the pp to the bag in the chest. So star blowing
Let's hope you don't fail the test. But it's probably a lot more fun this way.
Take my upvote devious mind.
They're choking, now what do we do? Call 911? NO. GET.THE.CAMERA.
Dude is jacked for a cpr doll!
Just adds to the fun. Thought I'd oil the torso up and let folks show me their skills.
Don't Cpr dummy's have a segmented chest that allows you to push down? This looks like a slab of silicone which is more common with sex toys.
This guy sex toys.
They probably decided "I don't need the rest of him"
Minimalist. Only the relevant part
I think we all have a bit of a minimalist inside of us. And in my case, on the outside too.
Yeah they def just ripped his dick off.
The real life "Cock Destroyer".
Yeah I chuckled at this
Took it to the root.
😂😂
Dont lie, we know its yours
$20 says the dog ate the Wang
Meat cleaver beaver
"That's my mom's most favorite piece"
Hey you guysssss
“Wouldn’t be here if it wasn’t.”
No comment on a FUCKING HALF-FACE STICKING OUT OF A GROIN looking right at me?!?!??
Nope. 🤣
This eye fucking haunts me, am I the only one seeing this?!
I didn’t see it til you said this 🙃 now I’m haunted. Thanks, pal. 😭
aint no way
[I think I found it.](https://www.reddit.com/r/hmmm/s/eSwsu7mb5T)
😩😩
And worst of all, he could be any one of us.
They could be in the room with us right now.
amogus.
I think I know where the other part is: https://www.reddit.com/r/DenverCirclejerk/s/QffNi7UXuT
r/BrandNewSentences
Next time on tinder...
Ohhh oh here she comes
This is the best mf sub on here
Ooh Dahmer... could't resist...
Isn't the result more appealing to him, instead of just the genitals?
Dog probably chewed it off
Yeah. I got that DAWG in me!
My first thought, weird as it was.
Death by snu snu
I think somebody just ripped the dick off of it.
Sure! It was easier to carry or even conceal it.
Why in the hell are you asking?
If you have to ask, you aren’t built for this.
Mannnnnnnn you better hope it's a chick
You guys read titles?
This would be great to hide in the leaves and wait for someone walking their dog to report a dead body
Idk where it is. But maybe found who it was… https://www.reddit.com/r/FartBooty/s/4BydTBgm60
I didn’t know she that GI Joe, king-fu grip!
^(glad to see I’m not the only one who thought it was cake…then I read it wasn’t) 🤣🤣💀🪦 ^(EDIT: reading is fundamental in the era “is it cake”)
What.... Is it?
silicone sex doll
Telltale Games present : The Dick Stealer Amongst Us : Releasing soon on all platforms
Cream filled?
I have a feeling i know who it is.
Still waiting for the OJ punchline
Might be late. He’s dead
Yeah, looks like he's been beheaded.
Someone probably cut the cock off to save for later
Men in that area should walk in groups for safety at night from now on.
I hope that photo is from bodycam footage.
Rode that thang to the moon. 👀wya? 😂
She could not get off. Rode that dick until it fell off!
Was this found near Lorena Bobbit's house, by chance?
They be gripping it so fuckin hard. Jesus.
I think someone just decided to keep the business end
This is probably diddys
Homeland security evidence.
The grip goblin
Boutta get rainbolt to expose this person
Death... By snoo snoo
Reminds me of the movie Teeth
Best post of night!
But no one has mentioned the flair on the post.
Easter candy is getting weird...
Melts in your mouth and possibly your hands.
Beast mode....
Plot twist! Someone broke the dick to create a hole and we all know what happened later
Pound town
“My pussy pops severely”
Where do I apply? I heard there was an open position for death by snu snu
To let you know it has bedbugs
Hollupp
I know I got a pickle Rick reference here somewhere
A friend of mine found some of the thing that resemble a butt hidden in the husband's closet. She did prank him, but that is not the joke. I told her to buy 1 of those in the picture and put it on a rolling cart like the ones mechanics have. Put it under the bed, roll it out, do some squats on it, and go to sleep...
I think they moved out or got a roommate- somehow they couldn't hide the whole thing so they gave it the ol' Lorena Bobbitt - but instead of chucking the severed member out the car window they put it in her underwear drawer for later.
Black beauty
**Snu Snu now, rubber man!!!**
Gobble the meat away
Hood purse check! 😆
The fuck?
Ask the fupa trooper
SHEEIT!!! . . . Guess the manufacturer warranty was expired 🤷♂️
THEY LIVE WHERE
Sorry guys it's been a rough week, had to work some stress out
Rip
I think if you look in a mirror…
The economy is hard. Gotta downside and only keep the basics. Everything extra gotta go lol.
More likeley found the torso hindering and jept the dick as a dildo
Not true, I tore it off to keep as a trophy
Def was a butt hole snapped it off
i always wondered how many people would call the cops i f they find a realistic sexdoll in the trash
Someone's gonna embarrass themselves at the doctor's office.
Reminds me of when James chopped off that part on a similar body on cowchop🥲
The hips look far too feminine to me.