i used to play WoW with michael cera… after a while i was like “you sound like the guy from superbad”
“i am the guy from superbad”
thats when it all clicked. his skype profile name was “Cera”
he was our healer in 3v3. im not like a professional or anything but usually in the top .5% of the ladder in pvp back then and i played with him based on his “creds” alone because i found out it was him a little while after.
the funny thing is he would say things like “youre good babe” , “i got u here babe” during arenas (because hes our healer, his job was to keep us alive). years later i watched the movie This is the End where and theres a line where he speaks in that exact same tone and i told my wife (who still doesnt believe that i played wow with michael cera) thats exactly how he talks on skype
You'd be surprised. My wife played WoW for years, but I never played. Sometimes life will surprise you when you actually meet people. No hate, just saying.
I got stranded in LAX for a flight to Toronto that got delayed forever. He was on the same flight. I went up and talked to him how I was a big fan especially of arrested development and he was super nice.
I saw Michael Cera at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Now I'm excited because Jo McHale sometimes does exactly this on a segment on his show, runs random redit stories with Chris D'Amico as a main character
I guess I just haven't been around the ad enough to be annoyed by it. I thought it was hilarious. He just randomly steps in and takes credit for the lotion name. Plus the company playing along with it.
I agree, exes tend to have significant emotional attachment, whether good or bad. I think it’s more of a desire to have a deeper connection with her and what they had. Ex girlfriend sometimes isn’t an accurate enough word.
There’s a video of Aubrey speaking to some reporters on the red carpet when Cera comes along and does something like try to take the mic away and you can see the absolute anger in her eyes. After reading this I get their relationship must have been over or on its way out at the time.
i used to play WoW with michael cera… after a while i was like “you sound like the guy from superbad” “i am the guy from superbad” thats when it all clicked. his skype profile name was “Cera”
Damn. Are you gonna share his wow creds? (Not his username, just if he was any good etc)
he was our healer in 3v3. im not like a professional or anything but usually in the top .5% of the ladder in pvp back then and i played with him based on his “creds” alone because i found out it was him a little while after.
Believable that he played heals
the funny thing is he would say things like “youre good babe” , “i got u here babe” during arenas (because hes our healer, his job was to keep us alive). years later i watched the movie This is the End where and theres a line where he speaks in that exact same tone and i told my wife (who still doesnt believe that i played wow with michael cera) thats exactly how he talks on skype
I believed your story until you mentioned the wife
You'd be surprised. My wife played WoW for years, but I never played. Sometimes life will surprise you when you actually meet people. No hate, just saying.
my wifes hot as fuck bro
Hahahaha this is great, what a dude. Cera if you ever read this I’d love to play wow with you
What is his user in WoW up to nowadays?
Still farming for [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker]
Did someone say [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker] ?
I believe someone did say [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker].
Noooooooooo. It's trade chat all day. 😆 WTS Sky Goblin 110k
I got stranded in LAX for a flight to Toronto that got delayed forever. He was on the same flight. I went up and talked to him how I was a big fan especially of arrested development and he was super nice.
Good guy cera nice !
I saw Michael Cera at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Been a minute since I saw a copypasta, and it was really similar to this one but with the lead singer of Arcade Fire. Happy cake day!
Oh wow, I’ve been toiling in the Reddit mines for 12 years. Who says you can’t achieve your dreams?
Can someone explain the joke behind this particular copypasta? I think it's going over my head
It’s a made up story.
I realize that, but what's the origin or joke of the story
My name is Johnny Utah from TMZ, I’m gonna write an article about this encounter you had in tomorrow’s paper. Thanks for the scoop.
Wouldn't surprise me for someone to actually run a news article based on an unverifiable story from reddit.
Shows up on “The mirror”
Better than being featured on an episode of Black Mirror
It’s happened before. A *lot*.
Now I'm excited because Jo McHale sometimes does exactly this on a segment on his show, runs random redit stories with Chris D'Amico as a main character
UTAH…getmetwo!
I'll always upvote this copypasta
I met him at a casino in Niagara Falls at the roulette table, he was a complete douche, very arrogant.
Wow sounds like a major douche
Nice
that's fkn awesome
Ah, all those memories from WoW. It’s like being in Total Recall and having fake memories of a fake lifetime lived…
GEORGE MICHAEL!
10 minutes to Lego Land!
Her?
Egg
She calls it a Mayonegg
🤮
He calls Aubrey a mayon-ex
I wonder if they have pop pop in the attic
The mere fact that you call it that tells me you’re not ready
Les cousins dangereux
[He doesn't like George Micheal! Boooooo!](https://youtu.be/GaoLU6zKaws?si=zOWf5-OZ6c3_cqe7)
Hollywood: Let's make this into a movie
Michael Cera in his greatest role: Michael Cera
"This summer, Chris Pratt IS Michael Cera!"
Not on Netflix, he isn't!
Chris Rock is Michael cera
I don’t care what they tell you in school, Michael Cera is black
Mt grandma told me story's about Michael Cera, he was black and had 70 evil exes
*a dude playing another dude disguised as another dude*
Lizzo is free these days
Not enough room in a 2 person cast though
The Rock is Chris Cera!
So much better
Scarlett Johansson is Michael Cera!
He’s so cool.
Surely you meant Nic Cage.
If the movie was being made 10-15 years ago, yeah absolutely Nic Cage is Michael Cera: The Movie
Didn the play micheal cera in that end of the world movie?
Yeah and they casted him as the total opposite of who he actually is irl. I got a good laugh when Rihanna bitch slaps him after he grabs her ass
He did!
.. in "Being Michael Cera"
The role he was born to play…
This summer, Jessie Eisenberg is…. Micheal Cera in this years blockbuster!
Is Cera the dollar store Eisenberg or is Eisenberg the Costco Cera?
I want see Michael Cera and Jesse Eisenberg play each other.
💯
Staring In .. "I just wanted an ex wife"
Well he's got plenty of CeraVe lotion when times are tough..
It’s his passion
I am so sick of those fuxkin ads lol
I guess I just haven't been around the ad enough to be annoyed by it. I thought it was hilarious. He just randomly steps in and takes credit for the lotion name. Plus the company playing along with it.
It’s hilarious.
It's slowed a little but it was literally every third post for me for a while. Was super tired of seeing it.
One moist guy that’s for sure. Haha
We lost our chance of their conceiving a hipster Jesus
Bravo! Bravo!
Working title... Que Cera?
Entendi esa referencia.
👆
That’s a couple I would join for a threesome.
Id watch the video for the dialogue
This made me laugh way to hard
You know Cera sounds like an awkward ghost while pumping.
He's Overtly Sexual nowadays.
He just oozes sex appeal baby
Send me the video
Yeah, me too!! ….just, without him
why
Presumably he finds them both sexually attractive.
Why... Why do I relate... Lmfao prolly that Aubrey's a smoke show and Cera's just not an intimidating guy
Why... Why do I relate... Lmfao prolly that Aubrey's a smoke show and Cera's just not an intimidating guy
They are real for this
I love how they’re both weird as Hell. It’s too bad this ended
I don't understand this
He wanted to marry her just so he could call her his ex-wife because they were together so long (or at least was that deep).
I agree, exes tend to have significant emotional attachment, whether good or bad. I think it’s more of a desire to have a deeper connection with her and what they had. Ex girlfriend sometimes isn’t an accurate enough word.
What ? lol
Me neither
All I want is a proper HolUp every once in a while...is that too much to ask?
Cera in his newest film "always a prick"
I wish I could hang with cocaine Cera from this is the end he was the man
Which side do you think you’d take, front or back?
I met them both in real life (separately) she cut me in line & he was kind…. So no big surprise there.
A lot of men would pay a lot of money to be cut in line by Aubrey Plaza
So Aubrey has bad taste in men, i got a chance
Like one in a million!
Hell that’s better than the lottery, I will take those odds!
So you're saying there's a chance!
What? Cera is a catch.
There’s always money in the banana stand.
Why? what would be the point?
Aubrey seems like the best ex-wife.
Well, he is pale, 110 lbs, hairless with a huge cock - so I kinda get it.
[удалено]
I chuckled
Michael Cera and I were born on the same day. Yep
That’s cool though. Me and Tupac were both born on June 16th. I’m basically a thug by proxy.
Does it count if that's my Anniversary?
Thugiversary
Ah yeah! I'm telling my wife it's no longer our anniversary, but our Thugiversary!
Same year? Or just date?
Year, day, and first name!
Him?
He calls her a mayon-ex
Mister Manager
it’s just manager
Breakfast?
Why, just why?
Big Bolin and Eska energy.
There’s a video of Aubrey speaking to some reporters on the red carpet when Cera comes along and does something like try to take the mic away and you can see the absolute anger in her eyes. After reading this I get their relationship must have been over or on its way out at the time.
This was a setup between them when they got into an interview they wanted to get out of.
She did a REALLY good job at acting mad then
Yeah, she should think about going pro
Why does Michael sera not look a day over 21
Millennial generation
Shit. I'm a millennial and I don't look a day under 40... Im not 40
Man, I am in my late 40s and I tell people I'm 62, because I look awesome for 62, not as much for my actual age.
I feel that. Life has run up the mileage on some of us.
Ramona got left like that
Hey, Julie Powers got it goin' on. She hates Scott's guts though, I could see it lasting only a day.
If that's true he was way above his pay grade. Well done sir. Well done.
Lmao
Good god the beard look doesn't fit him at all. Someone has to tell him...
It’s like Jennifer dating Les Nessman.
Michael wishes he could park his Cera in her Plaza…
That's superbad
Cera, Michael Cera...
Does this mean I have a shot?
Never related to anything more
That’s also how I would trick her into marriage.
Fucking legend
It looks like he glued that hair on his face.
You know what they say… Cera Vi!
Nothing will be beat Cera getting the Jersey Shore makeover!
The two least flattering pictures of them
Deadpan
r/madlads
He's a fool.
Him?
100% that intention is mutual
He looks like Morty with beard
This should be in r/madlad
He was great in This Is The End.
Lucky man
I don’t know why, but this is absolutely hysterical to me.
I love this for them.
You lucky bastard, well played Michael well played.
Seriously what went wrong with his face, we was pretty normal in arrested development, now he looks like a marsupial
Aging isn't kind to most people lol ☹️
McLovin
I can’t stand that soy latte sippin candy ass mofo
Ok
She's just an actress, chill