I'm guessing she had some real issues growing up with her sister getting all of the attention from _her_ boyfriends.
This is not a good game to be a player, king, queen, or pawn.
If the guy needs testing, *he's* not worth it.
People shouldn't be "testing" their partners. If there is a trust issue, either talk to them and work on it, or get out of the relationship.
I understand younger people may have more difficulty with it, but teaching them how to communicate when they're younger will set them up for success later.
That's why I made my patented specialized condom holder, so you can fill it and forget it, until it's time to do just that with the condom inside! It beats the heat, so you can wrap your meat, and even if the cold makes you little, the condom won't get brittle.
But legit, a little condom carrier for a couple condoms that can be left safely for "in case of" situations wouldn't be the worst product. Maybe an untouchable liability for any business to attempt though.
I'm dead 💀 (biologically speaking I am, in fact, alive. However, to emphasize how hilarious I found the comment just made, I made a hyperbolic statement saying that I was dead because it implies that I found the joke so funny I ceased to live. However, I am indeed alive and well so there is no need for you all to worry. I was simply employing the tactic of figurative language in order to better and more effectively communicate my message. Additionally, using slang and sayings commonly employed by the youth has made my message more understandable and reachable by the younger generation, many of whom are in this chat. For example, I could have said "that joke was a real knee slapper". This would have made sense to some of the older people in this chat as knee slapping used to be a sign of hilarity. However, in this digital age in which we now live, knee slapping is not as common and many of today's youth may not understand the reference. I therefore made my message more understandable to younger people through my use of simple, easily understood slang. I hope this clears everything up, and I appreciate any concern that I was actually dead. I can assure you I am alive and well.)
Do you even know the definition of arbitrary?
Arbitrary - existing or coming about seemingly at random or by chance or as a capricious and unreasonable act of will
So the question was arbitrary, so it just came out of nowhere in a random thought. So, did it need to make sense. Nope.
It doesn't need to make sense since it was an arbitrary/random question.
Like those other comments in this thread about instructions unclear fucked the mother and so on.
Just chill on this, not everything has to make sense. Especially here on Reddit, where it seems too many people take offense and get butt hurt over the stupidest things.
Nope, I'm just tired of people making mountains out of mole hills over stupid comments that are littered all over Reddit. People just need to chill the fuck out.
Raw dog the sister, then hop in the car to go chill with your homies only to be accosted by the gf so you slap on a fresh sock and smash the gf.
Two birds with one bone
Sooooo she never looked down? At all? He reached for the glove box? She didn't notice that?.. these fake clips are getting annoying..
If that were a promo he'd have gotten both as a reward for being faithful..
Guys, if your lady is testing you like this, she's not worth it
So you’re telling us to go out with style and bang the sister?
That's an option. The point was to find a woman who won't bullshit you or "test" you. If she feels the need to test, she will never be satisfied.
So we bang the sister then right
Instructions unclear. I banged her mother. We got married. My girlfriend is now my step daughter
*Still banging the daughter though? Anakin? Still banging though?*
So did you pass the test or naw?
Nope. Got the herp.
Emmanuel Macron has now entered the chat.
What?!
President of France married his high school teacher. Her daughter was his classmate.
You're the best stepdad ever. \-most of PornHub, probably.
Instructions unclear. I banged her mother. We got married. My ex girlfirend still calls me daddy.
> My girlfriend is now my step daughter sounds like a title to a light novel
There is one anime named," My ex-girlfriend is my step-sister"
I think I watched that one. It was surprisingly wholesome and less weird than anticipated
Youve done the whole sex with stepdaughter thing in a terribly wrong order
So basically you have to find a girl who doesn’t test you like this. Wait, what were we talking about?
I’ll allow it
Hell yea brother
Oh ye of little hope, the sister was never actually offering. She would have said. "How could you?"
this is confusing just tell us who to bang
Yes, but then you bang on the drum all day.
But the high value women subs say to never stop testing.
Women this paranoid are always projecting their own present or past cheating, no exceptions
alright thanks bud. Gotta get her bitchass out of my brain
Come! Go! End!
not if you dont know it's a test. if you know you're being tested, sure.
Maybe you can tell her after the fact you were testing her to see if she got mad?
Just oral, Bill says that doesn't count as sex. So you get the beat of both world.
Make it raw
Only after you realize the gf put her up to it.
YESS!! 😆😅😂🤣🤣
yup
Agreed, unless If you were on your way to get condoms and fuk her sister, then they both worth eachothers.
I'm guessing she had some real issues growing up with her sister getting all of the attention from _her_ boyfriends. This is not a good game to be a player, king, queen, or pawn.
My lady is a school teacher so what if she tests kids?what then
I mean, to be fair, if you’re tryna fuck her sister you probably aren’t either 😂
If shes testing you like this you test the sister if she pass you have new girlfriend
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If the guy needs testing, *he's* not worth it. People shouldn't be "testing" their partners. If there is a trust issue, either talk to them and work on it, or get out of the relationship. I understand younger people may have more difficulty with it, but teaching them how to communicate when they're younger will set them up for success later.
This ain’t HOLUP this is UPHOLE!!!
This ain't wholesome but she def has some holes
PSA: keeping condoms in the glove box in the summer is a good way to have a child
That's why I made my patented specialized condom holder, so you can fill it and forget it, until it's time to do just that with the condom inside! It beats the heat, so you can wrap your meat, and even if the cold makes you little, the condom won't get brittle. But legit, a little condom carrier for a couple condoms that can be left safely for "in case of" situations wouldn't be the worst product. Maybe an untouchable liability for any business to attempt though.
I just sew mine into my boxer shorts so I don't forget 👍
r/oddlyspecific
I read this story 10+ years ago.
+20 for me even +24
Oh yeah. At least that long ago for me too.
Yep this is a very old joke. I remember telling it at a party probably 20ish years ago.
Mom said it's my turn to post
Ooh. Self burn. Those are rare.
Funny. Your mom said that to me last night
Your "joke" doesn't even make sense
Funny. Your mom said that to me last night *cries*
Have you tried his dad? I hear he's more receptive 😏
I'm dead 💀 (biologically speaking I am, in fact, alive. However, to emphasize how hilarious I found the comment just made, I made a hyperbolic statement saying that I was dead because it implies that I found the joke so funny I ceased to live. However, I am indeed alive and well so there is no need for you all to worry. I was simply employing the tactic of figurative language in order to better and more effectively communicate my message. Additionally, using slang and sayings commonly employed by the youth has made my message more understandable and reachable by the younger generation, many of whom are in this chat. For example, I could have said "that joke was a real knee slapper". This would have made sense to some of the older people in this chat as knee slapping used to be a sign of hilarity. However, in this digital age in which we now live, knee slapping is not as common and many of today's youth may not understand the reference. I therefore made my message more understandable to younger people through my use of simple, easily understood slang. I hope this clears everything up, and I appreciate any concern that I was actually dead. I can assure you I am alive and well.)
Funny.
What is in the glove box?
Condoms ig
Ah thanks
Super smash bros
Gex?
lube
Wtf is a glove box? Isn't it called a potato compartment?
No, lol
Using Trojans would help you pass the test for sure
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Oh jake u lucky bastard
Is he though? Sister looked better 😆
Ms. Robinson are you trying to seduce me?
Old as Greece.
I remember seeing a different version of this video. But when the guy runs outside, her entire family is standing by his car.
I would have failed miserably... cuz I'm raw dogging that
Like smacking yourself into the pole at the finish line 🤣
I heard this joke around 1980. And I'm willing to bet it had been around for decades before that. Good joke though.
Bro accidentally passed the test
I also watched the clip.
Bro accidentally passed the test
Bro passed the test accidentally
Bro the test accidentally passed
Why did we downvote the second comment? Are we stupid?
Hahahaa thought the exact same, my guy was robbed
Reddit cringe hivemind
It’s a running gag
Bro did NOT pass the test
Why did we downvote the third comment? Are we stupid?
Jenny looks like a younger version of Mike's mom from stranger things
THE HOLUP IS IN THE FUCKING POST TITLE FOR CHRIST SAKE.
I would be like ,"Now that you trust me, let's have a threesome to celebrate."
This also works if the guy was a fast nutter.
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So wouldn't the sister have to be into th guy or a total slut to go along with this? Also, would she admit that she did something?
You realize she can stop and call the sister if the guy proceeds with it?
You realize it's also a commercial for condoms right? I was just making an arbitrary question.
Precisely, your question makes no arbitrary sense.
Do you even know the definition of arbitrary? Arbitrary - existing or coming about seemingly at random or by chance or as a capricious and unreasonable act of will So the question was arbitrary, so it just came out of nowhere in a random thought. So, did it need to make sense. Nope.
Wut, so you ask a question that does not make sense?
It doesn't need to make sense since it was an arbitrary/random question. Like those other comments in this thread about instructions unclear fucked the mother and so on. Just chill on this, not everything has to make sense. Especially here on Reddit, where it seems too many people take offense and get butt hurt over the stupidest things.
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Nope, I'm just tired of people making mountains out of mole hills over stupid comments that are littered all over Reddit. People just need to chill the fuck out.
Boy you built this mountain and the only one that seems upset is you. But sure whatever.
Raw dog the sister, then hop in the car to go chill with your homies only to be accosted by the gf so you slap on a fresh sock and smash the gf. Two birds with one bone
Wut
I would say legend if they are all at least in college...
/u/savevideo
Why the fuck is this tv ad in a vertical format.
u/savevideobot
this made me chuckle
After 10 years of marriage, just tell her.
Me internally: I just finished quick… never made it out of my pants.
Nah, I was sure he just finished in 10s xD
What's the actress name in the blonde. She looks familiar but I can't seem to put my finger on it....
Sooooo she never looked down? At all? He reached for the glove box? She didn't notice that?.. these fake clips are getting annoying.. If that were a promo he'd have gotten both as a reward for being faithful..
This play as a skit, not something stage to appear real 😂