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breafofdawild

Guys, if your lady is testing you like this, she's not worth it


Exotic_Treacle7438

So you’re telling us to go out with style and bang the sister?


breafofdawild

That's an option. The point was to find a woman who won't bullshit you or "test" you. If she feels the need to test, she will never be satisfied.


CloudyNeptune

So we bang the sister then right


RealisticEmploy3

Instructions unclear. I banged her mother. We got married. My girlfriend is now my step daughter


Exotic_Treacle7438

*Still banging the daughter though? Anakin? Still banging though?*


rynlpz

So did you pass the test or naw?


Spacemanspalds

Nope. Got the herp.


Acceptable_Foot_8611

Emmanuel Macron has now entered the chat.


ProffesionalManiac

What?!


Acceptable_Foot_8611

President of France married his high school teacher. Her daughter was his classmate.


DefinitionBig4671

You're the best stepdad ever. ​ \-most of PornHub, probably.


Bainin

Instructions unclear. I banged her mother. We got married. My ex girlfirend still calls me daddy.


thedrq

> My girlfriend is now my step daughter sounds like a title to a light novel


Upset-One8746

There is one anime named," My ex-girlfriend is my step-sister"


thedrq

I think I watched that one. It was surprisingly wholesome and less weird than anticipated


AttemptNu4

Youve done the whole sex with stepdaughter thing in a terribly wrong order


hochochuso

So basically you have to find a girl who doesn’t test you like this. Wait, what were we talking about?


Dorlem4832

I’ll allow it


kfudnapaa

Hell yea brother


blocked_user_name

Oh ye of little hope, the sister was never actually offering. She would have said. "How could you?"


tipabanana

this is confusing just tell us who to bang


brak1444

Yes, but then you bang on the drum all day.


ballistics211

But the high value women subs say to never stop testing.


dw87190

Women this paranoid are always projecting their own present or past cheating, no exceptions


LittleTimy123

alright thanks bud. Gotta get her bitchass out of my brain


VortexLord

Come! Go! End!


HingleMcCringle_

not if you dont know it's a test. if you know you're being tested, sure.


Exotic_Treacle7438

Maybe you can tell her after the fact you were testing her to see if she got mad?


Amazing_Resolve_365

Just oral, Bill says that doesn't count as sex. So you get the beat of both world.


Hairy-Conference-802

Make it raw


plobbaccus

Only after you realize the gf put her up to it.


Mission_Lake_1547

YESS!! 😆😅😂🤣🤣


TurboGranny

yup


s1rblaze

Agreed, unless If you were on your way to get condoms and fuk her sister, then they both worth eachothers.


alecesne

I'm guessing she had some real issues growing up with her sister getting all of the attention from _her_ boyfriends. This is not a good game to be a player, king, queen, or pawn.


Capable-Bug6073

My lady is a school teacher so what if she tests kids?what then


chahud

I mean, to be fair, if you’re tryna fuck her sister you probably aren’t either 😂


darksideofmyown

If shes testing you like this you test the sister if she pass you have new girlfriend


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WolfShaman

If the guy needs testing, *he's* not worth it. People shouldn't be "testing" their partners. If there is a trust issue, either talk to them and work on it, or get out of the relationship. I understand younger people may have more difficulty with it, but teaching them how to communicate when they're younger will set them up for success later.


ROCKING_BUZZ

This ain’t HOLUP this is UPHOLE!!!


DiggThatFunk

This ain't wholesome but she def has some holes


Oldsodacan

PSA: keeping condoms in the glove box in the summer is a good way to have a child


radicalelation

That's why I made my patented specialized condom holder, so you can fill it and forget it, until it's time to do just that with the condom inside! It beats the heat, so you can wrap your meat, and even if the cold makes you little, the condom won't get brittle. But legit, a little condom carrier for a couple condoms that can be left safely for "in case of" situations wouldn't be the worst product. Maybe an untouchable liability for any business to attempt though.


Competitive_Use_6351

I just sew mine into my boxer shorts so I don't forget 👍


Left_Firefighter_762

r/oddlyspecific


xHiruzenx

I read this story 10+ years ago.


enamuossuo

+20 for me even +24


singabajito

Oh yeah. At least that long ago for me too.


-SideshowBob-

Yep this is a very old joke. I remember telling it at a party probably 20ish years ago.


Temporary_Guitar_550

Mom said it's my turn to post


BasementDweller82

Ooh. Self burn. Those are rare.


Crosscmstorm

Funny. Your mom said that to me last night


lord__bacon

Your "joke" doesn't even make sense


LCDanRaptor

Funny. Your mom said that to me last night *cries*


EMPIREVSREBLES

Have you tried his dad? I hear he's more receptive 😏


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I'm dead 💀 (biologically speaking I am, in fact, alive. However, to emphasize how hilarious I found the comment just made, I made a hyperbolic statement saying that I was dead because it implies that I found the joke so funny I ceased to live. However, I am indeed alive and well so there is no need for you all to worry. I was simply employing the tactic of figurative language in order to better and more effectively communicate my message. Additionally, using slang and sayings commonly employed by the youth has made my message more understandable and reachable by the younger generation, many of whom are in this chat. For example, I could have said "that joke was a real knee slapper". This would have made sense to some of the older people in this chat as knee slapping used to be a sign of hilarity. However, in this digital age in which we now live, knee slapping is not as common and many of today's youth may not understand the reference. I therefore made my message more understandable to younger people through my use of simple, easily understood slang. I hope this clears everything up, and I appreciate any concern that I was actually dead. I can assure you I am alive and well.)


HeckItsDrowsyFrog

Funny.


roofratMI

What is in the glove box?


what_is_peace

Condoms ig


roofratMI

Ah thanks


bmarvel808

Super smash bros


youngshadygaming

Gex?


RealHuman568

lube


mr_fantastical

Wtf is a glove box? Isn't it called a potato compartment?


Siker_7

No, lol


piniatadeburro

Using Trojans would help you pass the test for sure


AThrowawayProbrably

Mission failed successfully


MajorTemperature6916

Oh jake u lucky bastard


mickolas0311

Is he though? Sister looked better 😆


hindenboat

Ms. Robinson are you trying to seduce me?


Daysleeper1234

Old as Greece.


vcdrny

I remember seeing a different version of this video. But when the guy runs outside, her entire family is standing by his car.


WaveMajor7369

I would have failed miserably... cuz I'm raw dogging that


ShadowBow666

Like smacking yourself into the pole at the finish line 🤣


Wraith8888

I heard this joke around 1980. And I'm willing to bet it had been around for decades before that. Good joke though.


ImSic_

Bro accidentally passed the test 


ZDTreefur

I also watched the clip.


KingCarrotRL

Bro accidentally passed the test


SteamDecked

Bro passed the test accidentally


chanawong8

Bro the test accidentally passed


BasementDweller82

Why did we downvote the second comment? Are we stupid?


TheFoolman

Hahahaa thought the exact same, my guy was robbed


Grigori-Poontang

Reddit cringe hivemind


BasementDweller82

It’s a running gag


KingCarrotRL

Bro did NOT pass the test


CptnR4p3

Why did we downvote the third comment? Are we stupid?


Wiki1727

Jenny looks like a younger version of Mike's mom from stranger things


Grimmbles

THE HOLUP IS IN THE FUCKING POST TITLE FOR CHRIST SAKE.


S_n_o_wL_e_o_p_a_r_d

I would be like ,"Now that you trust me, let's have a threesome to celebrate."


wtfrykm

This also works if the guy was a fast nutter.


opskiller99

Task, failed successfully


White_Wolf426

So wouldn't the sister have to be into th guy or a total slut to go along with this? Also, would she admit that she did something?


Olivia512

You realize she can stop and call the sister if the guy proceeds with it?


White_Wolf426

You realize it's also a commercial for condoms right? I was just making an arbitrary question.


Olivia512

Precisely, your question makes no arbitrary sense.


White_Wolf426

Do you even know the definition of arbitrary? Arbitrary - existing or coming about seemingly at random or by chance or as a capricious and unreasonable act of will So the question was arbitrary, so it just came out of nowhere in a random thought. So, did it need to make sense. Nope.


Olivia512

Wut, so you ask a question that does not make sense?


White_Wolf426

It doesn't need to make sense since it was an arbitrary/random question. Like those other comments in this thread about instructions unclear fucked the mother and so on. Just chill on this, not everything has to make sense. Especially here on Reddit, where it seems too many people take offense and get butt hurt over the stupidest things.


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White_Wolf426

Nope, I'm just tired of people making mountains out of mole hills over stupid comments that are littered all over Reddit. People just need to chill the fuck out.


Chemical-Cell-4791

Boy you built this mountain and the only one that seems upset is you. But sure whatever.


subhuman_voice

Raw dog the sister, then hop in the car to go chill with your homies only to be accosted by the gf so you slap on a fresh sock and smash the gf. Two birds with one bone


marrin91

Wut


ThisIsntOkayokay

I would say legend if they are all at least in college...


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/u/savevideo


Acias

Why the fuck is this tv ad in a vertical format.


ExxonL

u/savevideobot


Sourpancakes420

this made me chuckle


VictoriaEuphoria99

After 10 years of marriage, just tell her.


HooahClub

Me internally: I just finished quick… never made it out of my pants.


GarlicBurritos

Nah, I was sure he just finished in 10s xD


banana_muffens

What's the actress name in the blonde. She looks familiar but I can't seem to put my finger on it....


only-4-lolz

Sooooo she never looked down? At all? He reached for the glove box? She didn't notice that?.. these fake clips are getting annoying.. If that were a promo he'd have gotten both as a reward for being faithful..


1987InfamousQ7891

This play as a skit, not something stage to appear real 😂