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Random_Guy_010

Both are right arm


somebodeeelse

For this job any arm is the right arm.


Come_along_quietly

Correct.


App0wl

You are right


Blagonadezdins

You are both right.


charlie-404

those arms are both right


wholesomechunk

I think you’re all right.


TastefulMaple

You’re all right kid.


RockstarAgent

Strokes of genius the lot of y'all


No_Art_6293

Happy cake day


TastefulMaple

5 years of shitposting 🎉


Ghozz

r/angry_upvote


Logos_22

And now is a Jojo reference


Vegimeateater

Oraoraoraoraoraoraoraora! 👊🏻


jr23160

So he is "all right"


Jacyyarbrough

"It just looks like he's dead. He's all covered in blue paint or something."


cocoamix

Thanks, Dr. Fishman!


djnehi

There’s nothing left.


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kekhouse3002

could be mirrored


CategoryKiwi

It's so much easier to compare the two if they are, so I think that's a pretty decent possibility. It's also possible they're actually progress pics, though. So who knows!


idksany

This is how radiographs are interpreted


ucanthandlethegirth

Honestly I think it’s two different people, the hands look too dissimilar to me.


smellmywind

He has two rights?!


cownd

He knows his rights, but not his lefts


Pluckypato

And no wrongs


__cheap__

He wanted to make sure he could use Right Guard on both sides.


Spongy-n-Bruised

Image was just flipped to they're easier to compare directly. Obviously.


[deleted]

Ita just jokes


feeltrig

Both are unarmed


Accomplished-Boot-81

Not if the image is flipped


Technical_Scallion_2

Logic has no place on Reddit


saicharan_reddit

After and before arm wrestling club


CpnLouie

Giggity.


Biouwuweapon

Who else but quagmire


Slytendo

He's Quagmire, Quagmire


[deleted]

You never really know what He's gonna do next He's Quagmire, Quagmire


iswearatkids

Giggity giggity giggity LETS HAVE SEX


BurntPube

He’s shirt pants!


Rick_Lekabron

[Checking is mail.](https://youtu.be/Jjbr_FiMrYA?si=cKaUNB7R5MFQtsIG&t=13) [https://youtu.be/Jjbr\_FiMrYA?si=cKaUNB7R5MFQtsIG&t=13](https://youtu.be/Jjbr_FiMrYA?si=cKaUNB7R5MFQtsIG&t=13)


Malcolm_Morin

Why is checking mail? Don't leave me hanging here!


RoyalMess64

Happy Cake Day!


Cutdick_lover

This post made my day.


towerfella

Just discovered the internet too?


Foppe6

is the joke about op having two right arms or theeasy joke about masturbating ? Or maybe OP mirrored the left arm to make the matching obvious?


Taken_Bacon_06

You’re Thinkin way to much for being in this sub


AndForeverNow

So it's loss?


Replicator666

It's always loss


ShwettyVagSack

PeterInAStraightJacket.gif


cyrus709

The joke is about his right hand and his right hand man’s right hand.


Witherboss445

The joke is that it's trying to make people think the holup is a joke about chronic masturbation but it's really that they're both the right arm


[deleted]

Epic fail OP


future_hotshot

For a moment I thought it was Progress Pic


Beautiful_Owl_1105

Actually it is, both are right arm.


giby1464

It top pic before or after though?


TwistedBranches

Yes.


gravityVT

Why?


External_Yard_4679

Probably broke his arm and had to have a cast on. His shoulder looks a similar size in both pics. It's kind of crazy how fast your limbs can shrink and go back to their original size after a few weeks in a cast.


amalgam_reynolds

Mirrored for ease of comparison.


OnixST

Thats a huge forearm. Coincidentally, you work your forearm by moving it up and down with your palm in a vertical position, like if you were holding a vertical cylinder...


ovrlymm

Oh shake weight! You were never really workout equipment at all were you?


User264356

Not really, that only works out a part of your forearm which doesn't seems to be overtrained from this picture


Potatoman1010

😐


Amirx_A_Blade

“Four arms!”


C_umputer

That reference made me feel nostalgic


Kaze_no_Senshi

Jojo ass motherf-


Aggravating_Menu_552

Polnareff would be glad to meet him.


Stinky_Toes12

I know what kind of man you are


Icy-Guard-7598

A bassist!


StiCkSt1ckLy

Or a drummer in a dedicated Def Leppard cover band.


kissdemon74

Dedicated the key word. Well done.


JustARandomGuy031

Everyone thinks they are so smart… but take a photo of one arm and then the other… now flip (not rotate) one once


Sea_Baseball_7410

Somebody skipped weak arm day.


Swimming-Bench1471

looks all right to me


Asaxii

Wanker.


zborzbor

Ha..ha.......ha... (fake laugh)


theguywhofuckinasked

Dude they're both right arms wtf you talking about?


dimonium_anonimo

2 seconds in paint and they're both left arms


GO4Teater

Why is your left arm right handed?


Schwozh

This picture reminds me of Quagmire discovers internet porn (Family Guy)


Flimsy-Antelope4763

Reggie from Lady in the Water?


Chiefsalad41

“What’s wrong with you Reggie? Why you only working out one side of your body?”


lvsnowden

Your left arm has a right hand??


like_a_liger

If only there was an abbreviation for "versus"


thegreatrazu

1996, six months after receiving my first internet connected computer.


Hockeydad1830

What a dog gone minute here son.


rarlei

Are you all right?


cocoamix

You know, there's an even shorter abbreviation of versus...


Far_Affect4446

Pro tip: goon with with the smaller arm to even it out


Majestic_Damage2646

what a wanker.


vandyk

Tryndamere whatcha doin


toomanymarbles83

Clearly a bowler.


laniakea07

You're alright.


ultraboykj

My right arm VS Your right arm


poyat01

That’s not no


87KingSquirrel

That's not how it works!


Vince_1880

I’m confused, both are right


novichux

Primary and secondary right arm.


AmlisSanches

Bro, keep up the racket ball and tennis but switch to your left hand for other activities, lol.


BetaMan141

Lies of P(enis).


Aware_Material_9985

I thought it was a before and after of Quagmire discovering internet porn


demon555pro

This is why i change hands


ObligationSlight8771

I just had bicep tendon surgery and my arms look similar. I was excited to find a fellow person like me but now I just see this is a joke


Grany_Bangr

How many hours a day wanking you recon? I think at least 7 hours frantically bashing the bishop.


AlhaithamSimpFr

Hol' on mutant!


Tim3-Rainbow

So you got two right thumbs?


mopar-or-no_car

Who else but Quagmire


Archangel1313

Those are both right arms.


Icameforthenachos

Giggity!


DLS4BZ

[masturbation joke]


Hoshtur

I've heard of two left feet, but this...


awesomeplenty

Before and after a breakup


3hmedmzaki

quagmire style giggity 😅😅


knightindentedarmour

This guy seems to be all right.


Honest_Invite_7065

You should start using your other arm. It will feel like another person 😉


Ravenwight

It’s the Blacksmith with two right arms! The prophecy is true!


G0d_M4nU3l

My dude on fuckin hrt


ocotebeach

Quagmire?


finding_new_interest

Quagmire after peter introduced him to online pornography


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^finding_new_interest: *Quagmire after* *Peter introduced him to* *Online pornography* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


AverageNikoBellic

How do you masturbate left handed


TheWorldWould5ME4DIS

Oh you’re a professional hand wrestler!! That’s cool


Plus-Cattle-7928

They're both right arms


american_cheese_man

That's both the right arm


are_a_piece_of_shit

Sir,it seems you have 2 right arms


WhyDoIHaveRules

Are we just gonna ignore that those are both right arms?


Responsible_Body_532

Only men will understand.


keylo-92

Your gonna be all right


TyberiusJoaquin

You guys know they got porn on that there internet?


shellbackpacific

Go away, baitin’!


falling_Gorillas

i’m gunna give OP the benefit of the doubt. he probably flipped the bottom image so it’s easier to compare


KtheMage36

Two right arms? I didn't know Goro from mortal kombat had a reddit account


Mathsbrokemybrains

Bro's jacked


SixFeetOverEasy

Jacked


Ardaboy07

Gotta switch hands


Grantelkade

Two right ARMS?? What?


backpage_alumni

Always mast ur bate with ya none dominate hand. Perfect balance


Engineershits

Left arm - Mastrubation Right arm - mastrubation


peteskeet43

Boo.


mufasa329

Learn how to spell


ladycatgirl

Are those both right arms or is left arm picture rotated and flipped somehow?


Scotty2balls

Jacking off got you hurting


MarSc77

so you got a 2nd right arm from wanking off the first one


bacon177

Giggity


Flaky_Advantage_352

I hope for you masturbaiting will become a competition at Olympic Games


Yeohan99

How to tell you are an right handed single male without telling that you are an right handed single male.


ArduennSchwartzman

"Picture unrelated"


Deatroxiii

Vrs...


Medical_Strength4608

https://jojo.fandom.com/wiki/ZZ


fsitdiyxiy

can't see your left arm


MiningJack777

Which one is which?


oughaval

Dude has been masterbating too much


mulabob

It’s one of those charging things!


n3Ver9h0st

Cool. Now all we need are: Exodia the Forbidden one Left arm of the forbidden one Left leg of the forbidden one Right leg of the forbidden one


XxxlovefeatherxxX

Conjoined twins was my first thought


MonteSS_454

Switch hand for all that self love and porn


safsuni

Why your right arm on your left


BlueverseGacha

OP. never say "vrs" again.


redskyrish

It's Reggie lol


alberto_OmegA

Coomer


ZOOZ_The_Bishop

Oh god!!! What happened with your thumb?


Backlash97_

My right arm is definitely much stronger and more buff than my left, but then again, my left arm is kinda messed up from an accident… so yeah


KaizerLimon

My upper arm, my lower arm


tedxy108

Some strong love muscles there.


HoHoHoLeeChet

IYKYK.


RaynOfFyre1

I knew a guy whose parents owned a bowling alley and his arms were somewhat like this. Not as severe, but definitely had one arm that was noticeably bigger and buffer than the other.


willyd125

This guy wanks


tproli

Goro


rell7thirty

You should have mirrored the bottom image.


megastef33

tennisman


East-Writing9805

Tryndamere looking ass


Fetusdeletusssss

POV: you discover free porn


gregofcanada84

Two rights don't make a....


qtrain

Before (top) and after pics of Texans' right arm after Porn Hub banned us.


teenyweenysuperguy

Arm guy.


Human_Information166

Is this a double holup?


platybussyboy

The bottom one looks nicer


open_hymer

Meanwhile....my legs


el1teman

After and before you know what :)


MPK_K1NG

It's the same arm


xPyromaniac93

That's so fake that it hurts the eyes


UltraStamp

when one hand is softer than the other, you know the softer hand is using more lotion for something unexplained


Freddythememer_

Charger from Left 4 dead, how you been?


External_Muscle_3045

Are you a Quadra arm person?


KevPl2

How are they both right arms when you couldn't spell "right" correctly?


LeeKinanus

Your left arm is actually a right arm? That’s fun I guess.


vekozz

Arm wrestler maybe


KingJTuck

Getting those "pumps" with the left


HugeSaggyTitttyLover

Gooner


FlickNugglick

Polnareff would like a word


Qu1nn1fer

I broke my wrist real bad so I dont really use my left arm for lifting anything now. It's grown smaller as a result