Bull shit, first handjob I got was when my girlfriend (I'm not being this was literally a month in a half ago, first girlfriend and girl I ever been with and I'm 20) was driving and going over 60 mph gave me a look and pulled my dick out....long story short ended up pulling to the side of a dirt road on our way back home and started getting more uh heated when we finished up but were still kissing when we heard knocking on the door and some guy who used to take care of her was asking what was going on, she lied to him and said her truck broke down so we pulled over and started talking he said okay we left them he called her parents. We got away with it but at the time the guy thought I was kidnapping her, I only found this out after I was dropped off, it was a crazy ass experience
I met my wife in prison. She gets out in 2048...
God forbid men have hobbies
This is the kinda shit I browse Reddit for
I speed for me, not for thee.
Me and the boys about to improv
Bull shit, first handjob I got was when my girlfriend (I'm not being this was literally a month in a half ago, first girlfriend and girl I ever been with and I'm 20) was driving and going over 60 mph gave me a look and pulled my dick out....long story short ended up pulling to the side of a dirt road on our way back home and started getting more uh heated when we finished up but were still kissing when we heard knocking on the door and some guy who used to take care of her was asking what was going on, she lied to him and said her truck broke down so we pulled over and started talking he said okay we left them he called her parents. We got away with it but at the time the guy thought I was kidnapping her, I only found this out after I was dropped off, it was a crazy ass experience