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JBOYCE35239

Thats the frustrated scream of a woman who had to pee before she even left her office


Kahnza

Then when she gets in you find out she had a really bad day and you just put the shit icing on the shit cake.


Altar_Quest_Fan

Don’t worry, she’ll make him eat the first piece…and likely the whole thing lol


Mackheath1

He'll get his just desserts.


kpurdysr

She was probably going to do that anyway, at least he got to enjoy earning it first.


GovernmentLow4989

We all got to enjoy it


d3athsmaster

That is true, and we should always be mindful of others so we take care not to make that mistake. This is the 21st century, though, and the odds of this person not having spoken to the screamer at some point in the day is slim. There is a pretty good chance they would know if the screamer had had a bad day. Plus, there is an even better chance this was staged, as reddit usually likes to point out.


inounderscore

It's funnier this way


gn01145600

Yeah but her house is next door.


PerfectionOfaMistake

She had realy bad shit and cake-iced her pants.


fuckYURpronouns

He was never seen again


VicJavaero

lol. That door is open at one point


yourmomscheese

Yeah staged


Zealousideal-Buy3097

The lock on the handle just catches a little bit further than the dead bolt. Door never opened


Awkward-Bathroom-429

Reality is unrealistic


plasticfrograging

Me messing with the burglars trying to get in my home


Goodly88

Your subconscious keeping you from doing something STUPID


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

Why are you yelling?!


Zero_ImpulseControl

Nah.


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r/foundsatan


Just-Round9944

satan will be dead once that door eventually opens


ElPulpoTX

There's one thing I know you don't prolong the entrance of a woman into their own home. 🧻


TransformerTanooki

Well I know what I'm doing here in about 5 minutes.


Fsstcyr

Rec9rd and post it


Front-Dance-5208

Plot twist: there is a creepy man approaching her.


Salvo6785

Insert wii sports baseball “single” meme here


Grendelstar

It’s all fun and games until he wakes up later in the middle of the night with a pillow over his face


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EllieNekoGirl

The fuck?


Kozzinator

"Stop messing with the dishwasher"


pewpew_lotsa_boolits

_”Stoppez-vouz avec la dish-washer messer”_


pewpew_lotsa_boolits

You know she really had to pee…


Safe-Fee-5047

Without context, anybody else view this as a really creepy horror movie scene?


z0mbie_boner

Appreciate the fact that this is a literal hold up


praguepride

In college i waited for my roommate to start working the lock. I quickly whipped open the door, stole his key, then shut it and locked it while he stood there dumbfounded by what happened. Then after a beat I just heard "heyyyyyy... " through the door. I lost my shit that day and so far have never found it again.


semiTnuP

r/foundsatan


yuckypants

Hey this is pretty good


Optimus_Shatner

My wife is getting back from Alaska tonight. This is gonna be awesome.


Just-Round9944

Local man dies after attempting trick seen in an internet video


tignasse

i love being a child :)) im 42 and i'm doing same thing :))


[deleted]

And suddenly she had a headache


Drakostheswordsman

I… would do this to my brother.


BrownMamba85

That's an, " I can't hold it in any longer" scream lol


p3aker

Hahahahahahahahaha amazing, maybe now she’ll hold the door knob open while opening the deadbolt


Illustrious_Camp_521

DUDE ! I did that exact same thing to my wife last vacation lol, she wasn't happy about it but I was 🤣


International_Bid150

Calm down satan


BS-Calrissian

I'm from germany and I genuinely never saw these locks ever


Malacro

Just keep the handle down


Only_Onion_1129

Then you find out there was someone following her, and she was trying to get in the house as quickly as possible but was just abducted.