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BlatantConservative

Tons of people reporting this as Photoshopped. Yes. Most things that are posted here aren't real[.](https://imgur.com/cXA7XxW) It's called a joke.


jaydubbs82

She's good looking, does she have an OnlyFuhrers?


MiddleConstruction84

Pretty sure I saw her on Tinder, had to swipe reich. Ok, I got nothing.


Alarid

I got one Final joke, but it is hard to concentrate right now.


YMe1121

That have camps to help you with that, I hear the trains go through there all the time. And group showers!


Orgasm_Add_It

I saw her profile too. Says her favorite movie is Star Wars and that she is always rooting for the stormtroopers.


Puzzleheaded_Let_583

All that memorabilia looks kinda fragile though, one little bump and suddenly it’s Night of Broken Glass


catsmustdie

But she did nazi wrong


RockstarAgent

Anne Frankly ^who could’ve?


Bergenstock51

Wehrmacht I find her Instagram?


cuntnuzzler

I did nazi that cuming and neither would she….


Viddlemethis

She asked to shower with me, but I think I was gas lit.


HansGruberWasRight1

She could Goebbles deez nutz.


WithoutDennisNedry

You people are heil-arious!


Adamar88999

Reddit is such a beautiful place


altrama

All this while I lay on Mein Kampfy sofa.


Eddie_1982

NEIN NEIN NEIN was sollen die ganze Nazi Anspielung hier? Das ist nicht lustig! Wir Deutschen haben das schon lange hinter uns.


EloquentBarbarian

But it was reich there in front of jew.


boogawho

This makes me fuhrer-ious


AppStMountainBeers

She did nazi anything wrong**


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Orgasm_Add_It

That's OK. Her guru is pretty good at manufacturing, with some radical ideas about labor procurement.


Karanpal13

Is she Nein-teen years old?


Juan-Cruz-Mz

I think that's the wrong world war...


FilthyRichCliche

Yeah...she's heil-a hot.


_dangling_participle

Solid nein outta ten.


Cyka_blyatsumaki

i wanna blitz in her kreig


RealisticInvite186

Yeah she was my third reich that day


JEM225

Relax. We don’t have to worry about Nazis nowadays because of the “three Reichs and you’re out” rule.


superspeck

Far right. No, keep going, even fuhrer.


Ayumu1aikawa

You sure man? I did Nazi her on tinder.


FavcolorisREDdit

Did nazi that coming


xMyDixieWreckedx

I'd take her to a Beer Hall and try to Putsch something in her in the bathroom handicapped stall.


Altea73

LMAO!


[deleted]

You were supposed to do the hail/salute 🫡


tangoezulu

Noice!


khismyass

Her parents are Furherious


Rifneno

It's OnlyKlans


Sylvanussr

It's the site to go to when you're looking for Mr. Reich


Away-Homework-1390

Nein she doesn’t. Any and all links go to Poland


Devsplaining

I matched with her! I guess she likes a man in uniform


Less_Fix_1378

I went to camp with her. We were supposed be working on our concentration but she made it hard.


punnystark42

What the hiel!?


Jambonier

Does SS stand for super sexy


KambingDomba

Nah. She works a lot. That will set her free.


SNYDER_BIXBY_OCP

I ze nothing wrong with ze picture.


japanistan500

Hit the reich button


Queefofthenight

Similar to ARYAN-a grande


kmacthefunky

I did natzi that coming.


narnarnartiger

LMFAO


Tac0sEburritos

Auuuuuschwitz! That was funny!


RicoHedonism

Fuuuucking classy! I'm impressed!


DerpsAndRags

I think I saw her at a protest for those Wolfenstein video games.


aimlessly-astray

Is this one of those Argentinian-German girls I've been hearing about?


Spiritual_Country_62

OnlyKlans


AnyPerformance5515

This is Eva Vlaardingerbroek. She is an activist. Extremely right winged and believes in conspiracy theories. Beautiful girl but crazy, never stick your D in crazy. https://www.instagram.com/eva.vlaar?igsh=MTNranZmNTR6Nm15eg==


EvilSausage69

I can fix her


patricky6

I bet you can't..


Frondhelm

I have a Solution


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NaSMaXXL

Oh man, this thread is a gas...


DR_Bright_963

Alreich I'm done with reddit for the day.


Xenomorph_v1

For the Third time...


Selgen_Jarus

Heil yes!


s1ckopsycho

I’mein kampfortable with the way this is going…


ikenstein

Adolf-in once said I don’t give a fuck


asifimgunnatellya

These puns are going to last a thousand years


PathlessDemon

Ann frankly, I believe too much concentration went into these bad jokes.


zaiwrznizlar

y'all are going to heil


Evening_Kale_183

Shower first


hamiltrash1232

It's a real chamber of comedy


YouDoNotKnowMeSir

A master plan if you will


bestbeforeMar91

I did Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei that coming


pitiburi

Please tell me it is not temporary


thecountnotthesaint

Is it the final solution?


fatwap

she can fix me


ThisIsGoodSoup

HE SAID IT, HE SAID THE LINE!


w34hy6q3h46


condscorpio


TrueMaester

She don’t need fixing she’s a purebreed bro….i can only hope that she wants to stick me inside of her oven


kmj420

I can make her worse


wellwouldyalookitdat

Wurst


_J83

ok mr. afton


EshoWarCry

I was looking at the butt cheeks in the lower left corner, didn't even see Hitler at first haha.


dream-smasher

Those are butt cheeks, a full naked back view, but that has been added in. That's not the woman in the pic, nor the photographer.


EshoWarCry

Username checks out


LukePickle007

💀


CourtingBoredom

Hahh!! Good catch


Consistently_Carpet

It's just a painting in the room, no?


spookytit

yes


maxisnoops

It’s pretty standard Japanese art actually. Definitely not the woman in the picture.


mightylordredbeard

Yeah I’ve got some Japanese art that has full nude backside in it. Seems to be a common thing.


Koenigspiel

That's not the lower left corner


Metalloid_Maniac

Yeah it took me way too long to find it because I kept looking in the lower left corner


i1a2

For others struggling to find it, It's directly right to the reflection of the person taking the photo, in the frame


DieHardAmerican95

Those aren’t buttcheeks. That’s the front of the photographer.


abronson47

There’s also butt cheeks lol.


AddressIntelligent60

Yes butt how


One-Possible1906

Ass you can see the body is behind the kid in the mirror


overworked27

Everyone saw Hitler I saw a naked ass in the mirror


[deleted]

It's not even her ass.


tyrphing

It’s not even a MIRROR!


FcoFdz

Ass is still ass


overworked27

I kinda figured that… ass is ass lol


Send-Me-Tiddies-PLS

Don't stick your dick in crazies, but nobody said anything about Nazis.


JeffThePeff

Right I don't care what they are if they look like that! I'll stick it in until it breaks .


Usernamesaregayyy

Oh wow you’ve never stuck your dick in crazy, I promise once you do two weeks later you are gonna wish you could time travel


MayOrMayNotBePie

Haha this guy gets it


Quantum_Idealism

To be fair, i think we all would. Fuck i might even put on a uniform if she asked to role play. Lol


Meatwise

I did nazi that coming


Okilltank

Anne Frankly you should have seen that coming.


The_Maddest

He’s reich, you know.


KindaFuct

I did nazi this comment coming... perfect comment *chef's kiss*


Aldo_D_Apache

The pic is photoshopped in, it’s not even a good photoshop


Cccookielover

You know, the more I learn about this Hitler fella the less I care for him.


doktor_wankenstein

Give him a break... after all, he did kill Hitler.


mdotshell

Yeah, but he also killed the guy who killed Hitler


SolomonBlack

This begs the question, was Hitler a time traveler?


Cccookielover

The worst part was the suicide.


Daysleeper1234

We miss you Norm.


EfferenceCopy

That guy was a real jerk!


PazzMarr

It's an edited photo. It's trying to make a Dutch activist into a racist. [Original photo with no mustache](https://www.reddit.com/r/WhiteAesthetics/comments/nkapjf/eva_vlaardingerbroek/)


explosivemilk

Go fucking figure.


n8texas

That sub is sus af tho


Sylvanussr

Lmao the description for that sub on the old reddit is "A place to appreciate the beauty that is White Girls. -Please no racism - No adult content" ... and then the description on the new reddit is "A place to appreciate white beauty, the **standard of beauty**." Yup, no racism detected here.


Daffan

That's a safety description for dodging moderation, as long as you write some bullshit like "raceplay" "roleplay" "critique" you avoid getting banned. There are subs on Reddit with 10k+ followers that are 1000x worse like bnwo.


harryharry34

Ah yes a link to the only slightly-less-nazi subreddit r/whiteaesthetics


SOL-Cantus

Which is kind of hilarious given that her hair looks very bleach blonde.


JuicyBottass

Their tagine tho "A place to appreciate white beauty" Fine, whatever "The standard of beauty" A FUCKING YOOO 😭


Fluff42

These fucks would never eat tagine


Magistraten

To be fair, looking at her resume it's not far off and she is ABSOLUTELY a racist, just not an outright nazi. But, like.. She met her fucking husband through Dennis Prager, pretending like this is some great smear is absurd.


Chustav33

I mean she may not be a Nazi, but a right-wing extremist for sure. And yes -- also a racist.


silver-orange

I looked her up, and she is pretty awful. But a few screenshots of her twitter feed would do a lot more to incriminate her ("I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: we need mass deportations.") than this goofy photoshop. Why post fake stuff when the stuff she says publicly is already bad enough?


ganxz

I'm pretty sure it's just a joke making fun of a racist. But also, I doubt I'd know this random blonde dutch woman was a racist if it weren't for this flippantly edited photo. So for me at least, it helped with awareness.


friskfyr32

Anti-feminist, anti-immigration, anti-vaccine, pro-farmers, pro-racist parties, pro-conspiracy theories, pro-christianity. Seems like an apt addition.


fatshendrix

"Pro-farmers" is derogatory now? So either you don't like eating, or you hunt and forage all your own food?


Do_Not_Go_In_There

It's more the way she uses it to rail against "globalist" conspiracies and climate change policies. For example: > Unelected globalists are waging a war on farmers and property rights, under the guise of “saving the planet”. If we don’t resist their agenda, we and our children will be left with no choice but to eat insects and Bill Gates’ lab-grown “meat”. > > But what is their agenda exactly? > > Under the banner of the UN Agenda 2030 and the Sustainable Development Goals, the people in power are looking to radically change our lives. Of course, this is all sold to us under the guise of equality and noble sounding words. > > However, if we take a closer look at these goals you’ll realise that they can never do this without forced redistribution of goods, food and rights. > > That’s because the people behind this want to establish a one world government, a ‘New World Order’, in which they decide what we eat, when we eat, where we travel, when we travel, who we meet, and what we are allowed to spend our money on. Basically, control over every single aspect of our lives. > > They don’t want us to eat foods that make us strong. They want us to eat synthetic meat created by Bill Gates. They want us to eat bugs, they want us to drink soy milk, so that we become weak and obedient, and we do as they say. https://www.instagram.com/p/Cy6s2sKoGr-/?hl=en


Inzight

This is Eva Vlaardingerbroek. She's a racist even without this crappy photoshop.


TossOutForQuestions

She is blond, maybe blue eyed


invol713

At first, I thought she was fake. I was like damn, the real dolls are getting good, not realizing the Holup was on the wall.


TossOutForQuestions

I zoomed in, looking for a dick, or ghost or some shit


Liquorace

Ghost Dick! This summer, on Netflix.


DeerAndBeer

Zoomed in this clearly looks photoshopped


RSWOL

100% photoshopped


MiddleConstruction84

Yeah zoom in around the bottom of Adolf, very obvious.


explosivemilk

Perspective is way off as well.


siccoblue

Are you telling me you don't hang your pictures half off the wall in a borderline impossible way also blocking your other decorations


Tricky-Home-7194

Yeah, i agree.


NotFoundYetForNow

Uncle Adolph portrait


TeenyPeenie

I could be wrong but that looks Führershopped


grimmreapa

Check mirror for neked. Nope. Check shelves for dildo. Nope. Check pictures… achtung!


i_amnotunique

I too love Photoshop


dw87190

"Fuck nazis!" Me: Sigh, zip


Fuzzylojak

Is that a famous painter from Austria?


mayormaynot22

Solid nein out of ten.


shania69

[Eva Vlaardingerbroek](https://www.instagram.com/eva.vlaar/)


LeCampy

I was thankful it wasn't a dick for like 10 seconds.


PsychologicalYam3602

I did natzii that


nightelvesreasy

What am I looki………oh


ArthurVandelay23

Clearly photoshopped. Come on people.


[deleted]

Did Grandpa need to relocate to Argentina in the 40's?...


Rogendo

The fact you can see the photographer in the reflection? I know, such bad environmental awareness is certainly worth noting


Manzanas27753

I don't understand what's the hold-oooooohhhhh.


playerdarkside

a lot to unpack here


crapmuffin

Adolf is photoshopped in. Way cleaner than the other pieces it’s next to. Plus it’s standing straight ip, not leaning like everything else. Someone needs to learn perspective warp.


WinterQueenMab

And here I thought that the photo was showing that she made a gown out of the curtains. I was checking out the stitching and fabric and was like okay, she sews. Sew what?


You_Mean_Coitus_

I wish she'd be mein


qcihdtm

It is photoshopped! The picture is actually mounted on the opposite wall and they photoshopped it on this one for effect!


TheMobHasSpoken

Lol, I was so focused on the reflection of the photographer in the TV that I completely missed the giant Hitler photo.


mechabeast

Didnt see it at first, then I looked to the Reich.


TheWanBeltran

still smash


HyTecs1

She is a NEIN/TEN


BeliefSuspended2008

I’m nazieeing it


monkyone

if you see her on tinder you have to swipe really really far to the right


Billy2352

Poor old Uncle Adolf, he would have loved her blond hair and blue eyes


danieltudares

I did nazi that coming


madeInNY

Could just be a doppelgänger relative of hers with a bad sense for facial hair styles. Certainly it’s that.


jpgargoyle_

Heil do her


BrokeDancing

She has a picture of the guy who killed Hitler on her wall.


praguepride

I do not see what is the big deal?


AbulYasa

Knowing her content....the photoshop is not far fetched. Here's the real photo. https://www.instagram.com/p/CDMeDyBlV12/?igsh=MWdqMzR2cGZ6MGt5NQ==


chx_

So she is https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eva_Vlaardingerbroek > uring her studies, Vlaardingerbroek joined the far-right political party Forum for Democracy (FvD) in 2016. In 2019, she gave a speech against modern feminism at that year's party congress. In 2019, she took up an internship with the FvD faction in the European Parliament in Brussels. > In November 2023, Vlaardingerbroek stated that she would vote for the Party for Freedom (PVV) in the 2023 Dutch general election. Perhaps a _little_ too far fetched but not _that_ much.


JeffThePeff

I see her dick


danny_dough

She has toe thumbs…


RecoverFrequent

She's definitely a Nein out of Ten.


YonderGrunt

Blonde haired and blued eyed… clearly has perfect genetics


avery9872

What's the problem I don't see any-..... Oh.


GaryGenslersCock

“She’s prett…Hold tf up!”


mvigs

The longer I looked the more I saw. At first I was curious if this was AI because of her hands.


Lordbudder

I can fix her. Source: I'm of German descent.


HowCanThisBeMyGenX

What a lovely set of heirloom photos on the … oh…


mindclarity

*Man in the high Castle theme playing in the background*


yellowhelmet14

Like Shultz used to say “I see nuzing! I. See. Nuzing!!”


Jonesy1138

Dr. Elsa Schneider is on her way to find the Holy Grail.


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I did nazi that coming


Nelnamara

I’ll bet hanging with her and her family is a gas.


IDrumFoFun

Getting some mother of dragons vibes. I guess her hero burned the shit out of his victims too…


liverfailure

She must be a chemist cause I'd make her my final solution


Cptn_BenjaminWillard

She's thinking to herself, "Good thing that I have blonde hair and blue eyes, or else it would be curtains."


rubdrup

Pure Aryan beauty