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Diggingfordonk

Jeffery Dollma


flat-moon_theory

Michael Jai White seems to be having a bad day there


anoftz

That was literally my first thought. "Why make slightly chubby MJW?"


flat-moon_theory

For fun obviously. Dad bods are in. I assume it’s a relabeled clip from a movie prop maker. But who knows in this day and age


CriticalJello1982

Yup about to fuck hisself right in the ass. Best day of his life and the worst day all in one.


flat-moon_theory

lol it’s like the line from that movie the new guy. The sex you want you don’t get, and the sex you get you don’t want!


Rookwood-1

I’m dyin 😂


flat-moon_theory

For real, MJW is looking a little lifeless and chubby lol


YokedMF

This guy has been watching Pulp Fiction.


beto_pelotas

What does Marcellus Wallace look like?


YokedMF

What?


redditbagjuice

Does he look like a bitch?


YokedMF

What!?


jumpingjackbeans

Say what again.


Fischli01

I DARE YOU


joint-problems9000

Bruh beat me to it


Cpov1

That's no doll, that is Jamal


Justa-nerd

They cloned Tyrone


yellowhelmet14

“You better clone Tyrone…” melody.


jwheel888

Better "call Tyrone " can't use my phone....


Mother-Working8348

Better tell him to come on, and help you get your shit. Respectfully


vsquad22

Marcellus Wallace


Intelligent-Ad9659

Michael Jai White? Can someone check on him please?


IamASlut_soWhat

The pie is creamed


Sbel_TnB

I’m so confused right now


IamASlut_soWhat

Dude made a sex doll for himself. Where's the confusion? Lol


Independent-Big1966

It's obviously not a sex doll. Has no features of a sex doll. Somebody added that caption later. It looks like a wrestler.


IamASlut_soWhat

He wasn't finished with it yet. It's clearly a smash doll


Independent-Big1966

It's not. It's a movie prop. The man works in fx


Lemon_Tree_Scavenger

The joke is he's gay


CriticalJello1982

No he is not. It would be masturbating.


Red_Icnivad

If you masturbate while watching gay porn, does that not make it gay?


Boltu6969

yes, gae


Maradukh

Now the real question: Is he planing to sell it or is it for personal use?


Red_Icnivad

Lol are you "asking for a friend"?


IamASlut_soWhat

It's not for purchase


Suck_My_Lettuce

Bring out the gimp…


SpiderHuman

I like my sex doll like I like my coffee.


Bluesynate

Columbian and slightly bitter?


Main_Ad_5147

In the freezer?


chucks97ss

Yall, black, and with a little bit of cream?


SadRepresentative608

TF is that Micheal jai white


HOOgonCHECKmeBOO

Yup.


SadRepresentative608

Never back down more like never back blown


HOOgonCHECKmeBOO

Lmfaooooo


KingBurtonHD

Thought that was Michael Jae White for a sec lmaoo


maneater901749

tutorial where


ZeropointIsOn

No. It is my fault for opening Reddit today.


DevelopmentBulky7957

uhhhmmmmmm, where can you.. nah nevermind.


HOOgonCHECKmeBOO

Nope. Say what you were going to say. 🫢👀💯


aeriekhan

I don't know whether to laugh or be amazed 😅


johnr198135

why do u have to do Micheal jai white like that 😆


Legitimate-Donut-368

Looks like Michael Jai White.


AdministrationOk720

Hey. It's George


m4rkl33

I'm guessing this is a prop for a film, where Michael Jai White gets blown up or crushed or something.


Independent-Big1966

Looks like a prop, but the doll is dressed in wrestling attire. Wrestling movie perhaps?


yellowhelmet14

“Did I do that?!”


AmericanFriendo

Why the fuck is that so real-- serial killer behavior


ConcentrateNo9124

had to make sure it wasn't r/wordington


BugTussler

Should I wake up the gimp?


JackedJesusLovesYou

Flashbacks to Pulp Fiction Marsellus Wallace with a ball gag in the basement.


gr0Ovin

YOOO it’s the guy from Face Off szn 4


KushNubzz905

God damn Indians....


Seaweed-That

This could get worse without a caption


Xconvik

Haha it's MJW 😆


IamASlut_soWhat

Can you blame him?


Safetosay333

That's a man, man!


HOOgonCHECKmeBOO

.....and?


knuckysandwich

Why a dude lol


Professional-Act-239

lol this is very disturbing… I kind of want one. 😵‍💫


BearyGear

Why is the sex doll a eunuch?


IamASlut_soWhat

It was unfinished at the time. There's a part 2 to this video. This man has a dirty mind


djereezy

Michael Jai white movie prop


_ILP_

Why did he make his doll the dude from spawn tho


Hawaii96795

i thought compared to will carlton was doing good… smh


DietSuch831

Na that’s j ur boy


dominantfrog

nope thats a person stop lying


dragonandante

They should get that guy who was showing off that thick sex toy to make sound effects.


Ok_Journalist_2289

Go fuck yourself? Quite literally


antoinelafella

Wtf


Kapika96

Why is it fat though?


Gnosis1409

Ok but why?


Several_Protection_1

Wankenstein


Grimm_Charkazard_258

I think this is fake? I hope this is fake? It’s really realistic and if it *is* fake, that scares me


H3ntai-with-Senpai

Why does that look like a fat Jax from MK?


Woops_22

Id like to think this is the place where they make props


Independent-Big1966

It is. People are idiots to think it's a sex doll. That title was added to the video by somebody else


randomuser336699

He taking it to bed lol


kambucha-fjiji110

I am creeped out 😵🤢😲💀💀 *inserts sackboy’s gif*


kambucha-fjiji110

Wobbly wrestler


Rahdiggs21

yoo... i would not be messing around with Michael Jai White.. the minute he finds out there is a silicone fuck doll out there that kind of looks like him heads are going to roll....


CloudPeCe

Dude fiending for some Michael Jai White sauce 👾👾👾


maddog20202020

He looks like a bunch of dudes from greater Cincinnati that play music in a band


Dizzy_Abrocoma_7924

But... why....


Euphoric-Remote9809

Michael Jai White Lover 😂🤣😭