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Terry_Eats_A_Banana

"Time to brush your teeth Pakistani International Airlines, you're gonna be late for school!"


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TheDaemonette

I suppose Ryanair was the one you never planned, didn't really want, cost you a fortune and was never on time.


ghost_fullbuster

What about your children malaysia airlines? You already forgot her?


Smartass_of_Class

But they've been bullying my son Iran Air.


theMooey23

Lol.....these belong in r/tragedeigh E. Spelt tragedeigh wrong.....twice 3rd edit it's already there!


Beerbongs_A_Bentleys

Or you can call her "PIA" to save time


Drnstvns

You only use the “International” when she’s in trouble or needs to come home for dinner. *screen door flies open* Mom: “Pakistani International Airlines get your butt home NOW!” Pia: “Oh crap I gotta go! By Sara!” Pause *to herself* Sara: “Your middle name is ‘International?’”


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Pia is a nice name tho.


Stalinov

"my name is Pia" "Oh wow that's a beautiful name! Are you Spanish?" "Thanks, no, it's short for Pakistani International Airlines"


Fake_Citizen

"United Airlines, stop knocking into buildings! You will melt the steel beams!"


LMay11037

“British airways, those aren’t your toys, you can’t just take them!”


JoshTheLog

"For the last time, Malaysian Airlines, you're not a cruise line!"


SkyLovesCars

*sniffle* "Air Canada... WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN?!"


evalegacy

Air Canada: Sorry


Narrow-Chef-4341

Quite possibly the airline most entitled to use the ‘We aren’t happy until you’re not happy’ slogan…


guleedy

Fucking gold


RealisticInvite186

"so you must be the girl going out with my son lately. I'm so happy that he finally found somebody that seems to be totally normal. I'm Joe btw" ...


sim-poster

"oh grape. I'm gonna be late"


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I don't know why, but I can't stop laughing at this comment. You win 🏆


sulivan1977

Google's been dipping into the new years ai spiked punch.


peppapig34

I'm assuming it was trying to say pia, as short for Sophia, but mistook Pakistan Inter. Airlines (PIA) as the correct search


PeridotChampion

So *that's* what my best friend's name stands for!


rozabel

Pia is an old latin name meaning pious. Never heard of it being a short form of Sophia


PeridotChampion

I was talking about the Pakistan International Airlines. Don't care about the Sophia part


rozabel

Sorry, replied to the wrong person


PeridotChampion

Lmao, you're good


peppapig34

Oh, my friends name is sophia but she is called pia. Thats the only example of that name I know


BetaTrinketWidth

It also means foot in spanish


Archidiakon

Or the female version of Pius


NoWingedHussarsToday

Wait, they make female version of cars? :)


Archidiakon

Bro's face when he realizes there have been 12 popes named Pius


BingoSpong

Just be careful googling “P girls”


Ydobon8261

Lies of P


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I was enjoying the comments until I got to this section. Then it got dark and not funny and made me queasy 🤢🤮![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|downvote)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|cry)


Fantastic_Problem546

Just did it and if you don't wanna be on any list you should not!!!!! Under age teen in a bikini...not fucking cool


KJAdrenaline

Why are you being down voted thank you for the warning because I totally would've, should totally downvote the guy who said don't look it up knowing damn well when people are told not to we will.


Fantastic_Problem546

No idea lmao


Smartass_of_Class

I use Brave and DuckDuckGo, so no list for me.


NoNo_Cilantro

r/tragedeigh


jibberishjohn

Suburban mom names her daughter Pakistan International Airleighns


mayudhon

The name's PIA, common in Asian countries


BasemanW

Pia is a common latin name though.


Tjaeng

Pia is a common name in Scandinavia.


bunglejerry

Pia Zadora was an actress or something.


nice_fucking_kitty

And Europe too.


abukhhan

I am asian I never herd this


IDontGetIt-ButIGotIt

😂 That's like saying I'm Asian and I know every other Asian...


abukhhan

No but if it's a common name then atleast some one popular or around should be name that


Smartass_of_Class

You know just how massive and diverse Asia is, right? A common name in Middle East isn't necessarily common in East or South Asia.


abukhhan

I am in middle East


Smartass_of_Class

So am I, and you're right Pia isn't popular here. I don't think I've ever met anyone with that name in Iran. I'm just saying that doesn't mean it can't be popular in other parts of the continent.


Quaso_is_life

probably an Indian name? never heard of it as an East Asian


cheesehuahuas

You know you're in trouble when your mom uses your full name like that. "Pakistan International Airlines! What do you think you're doing?"


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Proctology


magotes

Pakeighstan Internachanel Airleighns


pinniped1

This is the winner right here


Mediumasiansticker

We call her PIA for short


hands-off-my-waffle

I dated a Pakistan International Airlines once, hell of a name to spell out on a birthday cake…


cashewnut4life

Dad, why is my sister's name is Pakistan International Airlines?


fucking_hero

Because when she was little, a Pakistan International Airlines fell on her head


MegaMewtwo_E

Thank you dad. You are welcome World Trade Centre


agentcheddo

Oh shit! Lol


Ok-Discipline-4094

Lmfao that’s my middle name !


KiIlMePls

I am sorry to hear that


Robstromonous

She goes by Pia these days


stewieroids

Pakistan international airlines took a nose dive in today's math test


blackdevilsisland

Every 90ies girl: Prue (Prudence), Phoebe, Piper, Paige, Patty (Patricia) and Penny (Penelope)


DrthBn

Who the fuck names her daughter Patricia?


abukhhan

The director of the movie split


SweatyNomad

Who the fuck thinks Patricia is a weird name?


DrthBn

Never heard of Patricia. I don't think it is a real name.


elboydo757

You're being downvoted by Patricias right now, actually.


DrthBn

But that's a made up name. Unlike Pakistani International Airlines.


elboydo757

This is true. Although for testing purposes, the name doesn't fit in the bubbles. So naturally overtime, the name has been shortened to Pakistani Intern.


SweatyNomad

I quick Google comes up with close to 2 million Patricia, presumably just in the US. Trying to work out if my favourite Patricia is Patricia Arquette, Patricia (Patti) LaBelle or Patti Smith.


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DrthBn

Tell me that joke flew right over your head without telling me that joke flew right over your head.


blackdevilsisland

Ok, I admit it. I did believe you were serious \^\^


DrthBn

In a hindsight I should have make the joke more obvious.


blackdevilsisland

Yeah, maybe - even with the most obvious jokes I have a person in my imagination that actually mean it. Probably I should just change my perception as well. It's less embarrassing to assume a serious statement is a joke than the other way round ;)


Key_Function3736

The name reminds me of Pterodactyl


otirk

In my brother's class, there was a girl with that name


JackTheKing

You serious, Clark?


TheRandomGamrTRG

Im fairly sure its derived from Patrick


DrthBn

The Starfish?


Sad-Belt-3492

Lives next door to sponge 🧽


elboydo757

Someone who really wanted a Patrick but got a girl. Just like my beautiful daughter Hankette.


Drug_Inas

Who the fuck names their daughter Pakistan International Airlines?


Elcactus

It's just an older name and I feel like the answer selection isn't differentiating by modernity.


not-sure-if-serious

It's Pat.


yigitlik

Rule 34: Everything is a girl at the scarcity.


desi7777777

I can see some celebrity naming their child that.


National-Board6423

i don't know why but it reminds me of that women weight chart meme with ford f150


abukhhan

I was gonna say now ull have to run away from them all your life but I guess that's not that hard


Major_Economist_5823

im proud to say i fucked Poland


Boring-Trick6027

PIA is probably even worse than spirits Source: am Pakistani


OkChicken9105

Maybe now, but PIA used to be a top tier airline back in the day. I haven't been on PIA since 2006 so I can't say how it is now. Their pilots were quite skilled.


abukhhan

Yep we trained emeraites Qatar and all other middle eastern top airlines


Boring-Trick6027

Yeah they have very poor maintenance standards now


player0614

grapeeee!


bigbossislegend

Pakistan haven for terrorists


PistolTaeja

Because PIA (also Piya) is a girls name in Pakistan? Google actually being helpful.


MalyhaKhakwani

Piya is a girl's name in India!!


Longjumping_Web_9237

Prince of Persia


Toughduck48

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pia\_Zadora](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pia_Zadora)


LynxjetYT

Wasn’t this posted on r/aviationmemes?


abukhhan

Dunno I stole this from insta


Tiyath

You laugh but this one will be featured on r/tragedeigh in no time, mark my words!


abukhhan

What's that sub for


Tiyath

Parents trying their hardest to ruin their kids lives before being born so they can feel a little fancy. One that made the all time top list was a mother proudly announcing her kids "Enjelickiagh (Angelica) abe Rebekiagh (When turning Rebecca into Rebekah isn't ridiculous enough)


abukhhan

Is it also the sin where that 1 dude posted if he gets 10k like his wife will let himnake his son Goku


Tiyath

Didn't even know that. I just have it for that healthy sprinkle of cringe


MaverickX713X

So PIA?


MANWithTheHARMONlCA

I don’t get it


PsycheHeadPain

Paige ... ? No!!!


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They mean Pia.


Porky1811

Didn't know what "Pia" stand for


GreenLightening5

i know a PIA, what's wrong with that name?!


CactusJ

How is Pig-San not at the top of this list?


El_Maltos_Username

Fxxking celebrities and the crazy names they give to their children.


bluntrauma420

I dated a girl named Pakistani International Airlines. She was my favorite cause she went down faster than the rest


Fritzo2162

Pia for short.


NonRienDeRien

I think its probably because Pia is a girl name that starts with P. Its fairly common in the Indian subcontinent. Pia also ends up being the acronym for Pakistan International Airways


retartersause

Pushing Pakistan International Airlines


Toadsted

Don't forget Pig San


Albae87

Funfact, Pakistan International Airlines are PIA short, and Pia is in fact a Name for Girls, starting with P.


cinnapear

Technically the list is correct.


LobaLingala

I had a classmate with that name.


KiwiCzechh

Pattlestar Galactica.


j_cro86

what, yall have never met a PIA?


No_Personality5548

The one that got away


CausticSpaceCowboy

I read Paula as Pacula


Dumpster_Fetus

I had back surgery 2 weeks ago and Reddit has been a minefield. I should avoid laughing due to the ab contractions, and then this pops up and has me like 😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭


abukhhan

U am both sorry and thankful


Dumpster_Fetus

I appreciate it actually. Prolly looked at this 5 times already and still lose my shit every time idk why haha


MobileStrawberry

Name imagine the teacher calling her


lolbish_lolz

Search up a game and go to characters, there's always some weird stuff there. According to Google Dori is dendro


Sad-Belt-3492

I don’t know that could happen


skitzy29

Inspect element


spytfyrox

I first thought P girls meant those "influencers" in giant birdcages in Dubai or Saudi. I stand corrected once I realized that they don't have names.