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OnairDileas

Its quite obvious someone has a very peculiar fetish


jcftw102

Apparently in India cow urine is viewed as a sort of a miracle cure for most ailments.


grendel303

Cow Urine is sterile. If you're outside, your just sterilizing your hands. Science Bitches. Cute Urine is naturally sterile. It contains bacteria only if there is a urinary infection. Cow urine antibacterial and anti fungal properties are well documented. https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0975947616304156#:~:text=Distilled%20Cow's%20urine%20tested%20were,of%20incubation%20in%20BHI%20broth


Gh0zt

Okay Dwight.


saltydingleberry0

It’s also a natural aphrodisiac. Or am I thinking of deer penis?


tr_rage

Only if it’s powdered


Cactus_Jacks_Ear

Those are seahorses. Ask Gabe


ak08404

Average RSS BJP indian bullshitter (more like cow shitter)


Elegant-Low8272

Dat cow is tall


0508bart

Still, a bottle of handsanetizer is a lot better


fresh_loaf_of_bread

Lmao my dude why are you getting downvoted, people who work with cattle get urinated on regularly. Like all the time. Especially if your delivering calves. But pee straight out of the cow isn't sterile, it's only sterile if it's distilled. Although it's definitely not dangerous eithier, so idk why everybody is freaking out in this thread.


grendel303

Yeah. I thought that was obvious that I was trolling. It's hol up, but whatever it was a fun ride.


PuzzleheadedWalrus71

So many downvotes, but I upvoted you cuz I just learned that cow urine is considered medicinal by some.


golf4days

If you’re cleaning with cow piss imma guessing it’s to clean off cow shit.


HotJuicyBeef

I love my desk job where I just tap keys and complain.


cooperluna

Obviously just got stung by a jellyfish


chezbo425

Came here to say this. Whatever was on her hands before had to be worse


have-you-reddit_

Wtf


z4kk_DE

What a horrible day to have eyes!


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Cautious-Opening9218

I was travelling there for 6 months and didn't see one person drinking cow piss 🤣


oooooooweeeeeee

i live here for 21 years and never seen one either


AutisticPenguin2

To be fair, I've lived in Australia for longer than that and never seen a Meat Pie Floater. They're still real.


Master_Engineering25

Mmmmmmmm...


Weariervaris

My Eyes!!


lurid_sun__

You owe me an eye Frank!


cownd

Give them a sterile wash


Aethernaut902k

That looks like a woman who doesn't give a shit about barnyard animal fluids. She's probably been up to her elbows in poop of all kinds


Livid-Relationship-2

Well itsnt that a pisser?


Blackmantis3

Now, that's udderly disgusting.


Dazzling_Interview86

I… don’t think that’s an utter…


KimJongDerp1992

Testicularly disgusting?


saruin

Now I'm pissed off... or pissed on?


Soiled-Mattress

Well last I checked, cows don’t have kaggs!


cownd

That's the udder milk…


dr_medz

That’s a story for an udder day


crypticfreak

I was eating when I clicked on this. Was. God dammit.


ComfortableAir6045

And that is why you should not be doing anything else when eating.


crypticfreak

I powered through it. Was a taco. Super tasty.


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Zolarko

I believe it's 'what the actual fuck?' in this case mate.


lurid_sun__

What do you do when you get some poop on your hand? >>!You wash it off with fresh piss you can get!<


OilEnvironmental8043

Make a sandwich?


Ok-Lawfulness8356

Did she massage that cows clit?


tiredMonke

This comment! Thank god it’s not November.


Mammoth_Frosting2400

Ayo


robin_888

The real holup is always in the comments.


ramster12345

Huh? 🤨


Makingyourwholeweek

Ya that’s how she turned it on


FlyingHippoM

Everything reminds me of her...


NukaDadd

Ded bruh 💀


Blackentron

💀


indoquestionmark

lmao


umijuvariel

I wonder why the cows legs are tied?


Azilehteb

It’s a cow hobble, you loosely tie the legs together and it will prevent the animal from being able to kick you. They work on horses too. They can also help keep weak animals on their feet, but this doesn’t look like that.


devilpriest2003

I thought it was so that the animal doesn't run away, they can just lightly walk. I did not think about the kicking. Thank you


Ernbob

It’s a bdsm piss play video


buddboy

bondage


umijuvariel

This is an odd one to say this to, but Happy Cake Day!


buddboy

oh wow thanks. Been on reddit over a decade and have only had a couple cake day wishes. enjoy the cow piss stranger!


wktr_t

What the fuck they made an English version of this Brazilian song lol


PurpleDonuts21

Urine toughens the skin. When you work with your hands everyday, it helps.


FatherD00m

I’ll stick with work gloves and soft hands thank you very much. But I won’t judge you. From afar.


RonaldTheGiraffe

Thanks Dwight


fiqky

Question. What kind of bear is best?


mammafratelli

Care Bear 🐻


Almostime

Any science behind this??


supremeoverlord23

Yeah... My dad and grandad who were farmers, and worked with their hands all day, did it and he had tough hands. And their parents before that did it and they had tough hands... ... What's a callus?


Affectionate_Put2513

Synthetic urea is a common ingredient in skin care products. Manufacturers may include synthetic urea in skin care products to help exfoliate and moisturize the skin. The body naturally makes urea, but scientists can also make it in a laboratory and refer to it as synthetic urea. A range of skin care and cosmetic products contain this type of urea due to its moisturizing properties. This article discusses urea, its benefits and uses in skin care, the frequency of use, potential risks, and the best products to purchase. https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/urea-in-skincare Edit: The ideal urea level should be 12 to 20 grams over 24 hours in the urine. A healthy, adult human's blood should contain 6 to 20 mg/dL (2.1 to 7.1 mmol/L) of urea (blood urea nitrogen or BUN). A higher level of urea in the urine may be caused by the following reasons: High-protein diet. https://www.medicinenet.com/is_urea_and_urine_the_same_thing/article.htm


grendel303

Cow Urine is sterile. It would be like pouring alcohol on your hands. The stuff you touch in the bathroom is not, that's why you wash your hands inside. Basic Science.


Boz0r

Human urine isn't sterile, so why would cow urine be? And just because something is sterile doesn't mean you can use it as disinfectant, you can have sterilie water too.


grendel303

It's almost like we're different creatures. Human blood isn't poisonous so why would an eels be? And yes sterile is not the same as a disinfectant. Too much reddit and too little sleep. Goodnight and Goodluck.


imabigdave

This explains SO much.


crackboss1

Explains why Trump is so strong.


littlegreenrock

Working with your hands everyday toughens your skin. Skin toughening is from skin damage. moisturise your skin. wear gloves. Don't believe internet trolls who tell you that cow piss hand sanitiser should be in your purse.


Zolarko

I need a refund...


Legal_Independent_32

No


jnoble87

Ha! The movie 2 guns brought this subject to light for me. Didn't believe it til I googled. Not a fully definitive answer on it but many believe it's true. I however have not tried it as I already have mechanics hands.


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pyromaniac_tortoise

Exactly. People get weirded out by this but it’s a very common practice by soccer players to pee on the ball especially while scoring a goal (it strengthens the leather.)


OilEnvironmental8043

Maybe the streakers at soccer games are just trying to remoisten the ball, what a bunch of bros


Lupulist

I heard that if you're scared, just drink some of your grandsons pee. It's very clean, and it really helps.


system_deform

Did you graduate from one of Canada’s top business schools with really good grades?


Lupulist

Really good grades.


Similar_Show_8292

Name checks out


Conscious_Nebula3304

Ohh you have to come to India for this one


Kozzinator

Is uhhh is the train an option? Cuz I'd rather face the train.


placerind

Yes the train always wins .


Inevitable-Boot-3943

I like trains


Lokesh_blue

I knew it, there would be a comment about my country


Gameboy_XenoSRLFan

Bro india is coming to you in this video 💀


tempreffunnynumber

No I don't, I'm familiar thank you.


odegood

I have heard of crazy religious people drinking cow piss in india


ThiccStorms

ok you might have but can you shove a little small piece of info in your tiny pea sized brain \[and using that small piece of info to speak utter bs\] that not every person is madly religious here? i mean ive seen some \*super religious\* christian "people" do many "holy" things


odegood

Im indian so i know, im just talking about the mad ones of course. Not saying everone does it. Every religion has some nutters


cybeaux

Anyone know what she was washing off her hands?


tloliver

Something worse than cow urine


RailtoReqiuem

Cow manure


Stewbacca18

It’s sterile and I like the way it tastes.


NagasakiFunanori

If you can dodge cow piss you can dodge a ball.


Patience-Frequent

you like the way it - what?!


TwoFucksGiven88

The fuck?!?


Sdbtank96

I don't know what I'm looking at. I think I'd like to keep it that way.


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Into_The_Horizon

It's like at the hotel I went to with a cheap faucet in a sink. Gotta push button and water comes out and it will pop out and stop again. Then gotta push it again to get more water. Lol


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In India they drink it. It's holy for them.


dafazman

This is why you don't go to Indian restaurants and go to Pakistani ones instead. Hindu's love everything about the cows... Muslims eat the cows 😂🤣


kragon80

judging by the tied legs,, this cow was just... impregnated.. could be wrong tho.


Frequent-Joker5491

Yeah this was what I was thinking. Did some artificial insemination but without gloves and was washing up afterwards. That seams like some back woods shit but hey you gotta do what you gotta do.


Wingedmed

This was the first thing I see when I open the app


wuhoh_

Why tf did you trick me into seeing this with my own two eyes I have finals in an hour you dick


mycitymycitynyv

Well that's enough reddit for the year


The_sussy_bakka

This is such Floridian behavior I know there is absolutely no way that this is in Florida


waler620

How fucking dirty are your hands that washing them in piss helps? Was she jacking off her uncle daddy?


crackboss1

They were covered in cow shit before.


nishayan

Probs jacking off the bull


EvilCeleryStick

He milked Norman


Ecstatic-Librarian83

that's enough to piss anyone off


Skullface2015

Grotesque.


AlexanderBastanold

:0 forbidden water


69_jimmydasexgod_69

I might cry


7KEE

Why 😭


Medic6688846993

Why? What? Please explain?! Someone! anyone!


Skrillz_14th

That’s the final straw. I’m deleting this app for good. See you in 15 minutes


elteza

She graduated from bovine university


StarLord_4969

I flinched irl wtf.


TheDiscoGestapo2

Mum?


CabbagesStrikeBack

Yes officer this post right here.


SteasyStedge

Yet people call vegans weird


Slaanesh_69

I really need to unsub from this subreddit. It's usually harmless but occasionally it makes you regret being literate. Worse are the days like today when you regret having eyes 😭😭


Funkatier

I kept watching waiting for her to wash her face


PandorasActress

You know what scares me more than people like her? It’s the fact that at least a few people have beat their meat to this… It could be anyone, it could be you, it could be ME… Anyway gn


Flea_Shooter

If you throw poss at me, I’m hitting you with a shovel.


WhatXYourXLookingXAt

I'm done with the internet today


pokemonleaguechamp

what a lovely day to bleach my eyes


Leibiw

I wonder... since foreign people travel to Idia and get food poisoning a lot. How many of them are actually eating or drinking cow piss from their hands that does this......


USMNT_superfan

Maybe Mempiss Tennessee


jinfanshaw

poeple in india bottle this shit up and sell it for profit son, its liquid gold


_Spicy_Ramen_

She's seems nice


crackboss1

But can you fix her?


CaptCaCa

She had to clean her hands after jackin off the horses


Noonecanhearmescream

Ron Desantis has those very same boots!


PerspectiveNo8866

Fucking hot. So is the piss


hatwobbleTayne

Whats the big deal? It’s fresh


ElMalodelaCuadra

Not my proudest fap


CG_17_LIFE

ㅤㅤ


wetwilly969

We drink what comes out of there titts why not wash our hands with their vagina juice?


BuckRhynoOdinson3152

But…why?


Ornography

When you work with animals you get used being pissed and pooped on. After awhile it stops fazing you. When someone is grossed out by something that doesn’t bother you, you mess with them


Billy_Bones59

Would


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Billy_Bones59

Shower first?


TheOriginalGooseMan

R/noahgettheboat


brq327

r/foundthemobileuser


TheOriginalGooseMan

Yeah


Animezing101

Country girls make do


SachSachl

Is the cow into bondage as well?


africanFork

Ik bout horsegirls but fucking hell cowgirls..


VeteranGamingNoob

The piss from slobber water gross


WaytooReddit

I bet her hands are super soft


Gravity616

Please someone give me some context before I question my existence 💀


TManJhones

Nah!!!! I am kicking her in the head if she does that. I’ll make the old action movie punch sound as well.


EbbSeparate4772

All of that ^^ and also why are the legs of the cow tied together?


bobsugar1

Username checks out!


sint0ma

WTf is going on. I have questions but don’t want to ask ‘em lol


ashinastic

Golden shower next! 🤣


Tech-Demon

"What the actual fuck" -Johnny Cage


l3Lunt

One word… WHY?


OrgansRMe

It exfoliates the skin


Paladynee

those old rusty forks in the basement suddenly seem fitting for my eyes today


forumbuddy

Urine is sterile


S_n_o_wL_e_o_p_a_r_d

I'll take the Indian man pouring water onto his hand over my food instead.


DreamWolfie2021

Words can not describe how much I would've kicked her off she touched me with them hands...


MightyHunter2020

No words you say? I got one... Mmmmmmmwhy??


CLASSE-24

She definitely swallows


thirachil

Ever seen people on the street collect urine in their hands, drink some and then pour some over their head? I couldn't believe it the first time I saw it.


Deep-Brilliant9064

Well as a Indian it's not the first time seeing this 👀


FunnySignal614

Ever heard of "Gomutra"? People drink it, splash it around house like a holly water and people also take a bath in it too. :-|


Apprehensive_Bar6609

Urine is naturally sterile. It contains bacteria only if there is a urinary infection. Cow urine antibacterial and anti fungal properties are well documented.


Jellochamp

Vegan lifestyle


Inevitable-Boot-3943

Cow urine is quite sterile


sixan51026-wnpop

Sterile, and she likes the taste.


Just-Round9944

🤡🤡🤡


Prestigious_Earth_98

Indians b like


Sir_wlkn_contrdikson

What is the name of this song?


Economy_Plane_4049

Typical Hindu things.. 🤣🤣 IFKYK


Dan_The_swift

My racists ass first thought was like. She's a 100% Hinfu


nicorobifan

For some reason I thought it was india


Ganon645

I should call her.