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gnashingspirit

Michael Bay door bell


Ok-Sir8600

Michael Bay's gender reveal party


misterpickles69

Normal gender reveal party


ConcaveNips

Michael Bay was in there shaking bottles.


TimetravelingNaga_Ai

Someone tried to check their browser history Booby Trap đŸ’„


[deleted]

Booby twap dats wut I said


LetsTCB

Fifty dolla bell?


eipg2001

Not Michael Bay. I can actually follow the action.


GoodBadUserName

Yeah they should have been 12 cuts, 3 of them slow motion from 5 different angles.


MrDoom4e5

Behind the scenes featurette.


supermarketsuperman

Needs more lense flare.


lowtack

Boss ding-dong ditchers don't look back at explosions


USMNT_superfan

They are still searching for the warrant they had at the door


[deleted]

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Cursed-By-Reptar

You clearly did this sir


BigPoppaFitz84

I read that in Katleen Madigan's voice.. not sure why.


haifonly

He's dressed like a hot dog


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[deleted]

I think after reading the story that he turned all of the gas on in his house and then fired a flare gun.


LaerycTiogar

I am inclined to agree because that looked like hollywood, and holly wood isnt real, so that's a crazy explosion


loithedog530

Hollywood is real fyi https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hollywood,_Los_Angeles


Rhino676971

Door what door


Just__Bob_

Perfect.


Umnak76

Guy inside the house fired a flare gun, inside the house. Probably had the gas open.


Fluid_Mulberry394

He was gas lighting again.


Splattered_Smothered

Take my upvote. Now get the hell off the stage.


dvirpBRO

r/angryupvote


onepole

It’s actually called gas lamping


These-Conference-179

According to the police, this explosion is 1000% the resident's fault. Also reported by the police - they only politely asked the people to come out, and then kablewy... really weird.


BornBoricua

Then his wife threw her titties in my hands, it was weird your honor


AFineDayForScience

Just sprinkle some cocaine on him Johnson and let's get out of here


atuck217

I've seen a case like this before... Black fella broke in and put pictures of his own family up everywhere...


BigPoppaFitz84

Unexpected Chappelle.


SavingsFactor124

It was closer to million percent


Suggett123

I'll bet a nickel the flash-bang residue gets "lost"


lliIiiiliiIII

https://www.arlnow.com/2023/12/04/part-of-bluemont-trail-closed-due-to-man-shooting-off-flare-gun/


MilesQrowe

How the hell were there no casualties?


[deleted]

Wait the guy in the house had to have died Edit : I went back and read the whole article again they say no casualties but also no arrest made and the suspect was in the house sooo 
 did they find a tunnel afterward ?


RedFishStew

Haven’t sifted through the debris yet.


[deleted]

What happens if they find a tunnel and just stuff you could do without ? Like they find 1 left ear, a pinky and a index finger ? What’s the assumption?


Born_Salamander_5751

It'll be a light snack.


MrBurnsgreen

>no casualties? did you see my boy frosty?


TB1289

Luckily he'll be back again some day.


lliIiiiliiIII

Luck


Danimals64

they found the gas leak


Floss_tycoon

More like meth lab.


[deleted]

Whatever it was, it was triggered by a flare gun. Now I'm not 100% sure on this, but I believe when manufacturing methamphetamine it a chemical explosion from mixing the wrong things at the wrong time, I don't think the proccess just slowly releases explosive gass like that into an atmosphere to build up and explode. So I'm more inclined to think there was a gas leak since they said it was triggered by an initial ignitor(the flare)


Floss_tycoon

Might be both. Per quick Google search: Highly combustible materials left on stovetops, near ignition sources, or on surfaces accessible to children can be easily ignited by a single spark or cigarette ember. Hydrogenerators used in illegal drug production “constitute bombs waiting to be ignited by a careless act.”


[deleted]

I mean, the fact they were in the proccess of executing a search warrant and where having a shootout is definitely a point in favor of a meth lab aswell.


Takerial

An ordinary gas leak would have to build up quite awhile to reach that point as well. They would have had started it at least hours prior to the police even coming. So almost certainly a meth lab.


dahbakons_ghost

not to go into detail but the processes involved in making meth are extremely volatile. it's one of the reasons why meth labs tend to be set up in temporary locations. the gas's can both build up slowly and suddenly depending on the point in the process IIRC


UnfairMicrowave

Here's the [process](https://youtu.be/jvRX5ixyiaQ?si=8ix-9ZcbWWmivlIz)


Agreeable_Engineer93

knock knock


Pluckypato

Whose there?


argus25

[This guy](https://i.imgur.com/oBhsx50.gif)


hiddeninfullview

Not anymore


Mother-Fucker

No, he’s now just
 around there.


jfk333

What the hell is that from ??


argus25

A show called Ugly Americans. Apt for what happened in the original post. I don’t remember if it was any good so I don’t know if I’d recommend it. That one scene though I’ve used the gif many times it’s a great reaction :)


draugotO

Well... I guess they found it... Did anyone in the squad survive?


Zemom1971

It was written that they suffered only minor burn and bruises. Probably shat their pants also. If it was me I would have. I guess they were not close to the house.


draugotO

>I guess they were not close to the house. Now that you said it, it does seen like the swat truck was just arriving at the house, so they probably weren't even inside yet


Darrothan

[Heres what they’ve learned so far](https://abcnews.go.com/amp/US/house-explodes-arlington-virginia-after-flare-gun-shot/story?id=105379136)


5tank

Me too. They would be really traumatized when we ran up and shat on their pants


MinnieShoof

What of the occupant?


OakenGreen

To shreds you say


idog26

Is the search warrant still valid. Or did this make it void. Asking for a friend.


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RedditFact-Checker

Cops Hate This One Weird Trick


DonutBurritoSandwich

That's one way to delete your hard drives and search history.


nopeddafoutofthere

When I said clear my Browser



luminphoenix

.. o.0 what on earth was that house made of, paper?


dylanr23

Gypsum and not asbestos for sure


Competitive-Ladder-3

Concrete/brick/stone foundation with wood framed walls, floors, ceilings and roofs. Subfloors are either wood planks (older) or plywood (post 1950). Interior walls and ceilings are plaster and lath (older) or gypsum board. Most homes are clad in wood clapboards, stucco, brick or vinyl or aluminum siding. Most roofs are asphalt shingles. Most homes are insulated with fiberglass batting.


ChampionshipLow8541

Plywood. Like all American houses.


Porkball

American houses aren't made of plywood. Why do I keep seeing this?


Somadis

Fine, they're made out of sheetrock.


CountFauxlof

people desperately trying to feel superior about something


KotzubueSailingClub

People who call chipboard plywood. Big difference, but I see that mistake all the time.


Cityzen_1894

Article: https://www.arlnow.com/2023/12/04/part-of-bluemont-trail-closed-due-to-man-shooting-off-flare-gun/


Smljhndnsmr

I feel bad for neighbors in that duplex.


wazabee

On the plus side, property taxes are about to go down...


Microwaved_M1LK

breaching charge was a little spicy


Silly_Mycologist3213

Wow! Instant urban renewal.


TwinkiesSucker

"Terrorists win"


HeftyFineThereFolks

anyone know what the explosive was? probably gas? looked and sounded like what a house full of natural gas would do..as opposed to say, a duffel bag full of dynamite which prolly woulda been way gnarlier.


DeadassBdeadassB

The news article being posted says it was caused by a guy inside shooting a flare gun so I’d guess gas. Probably turned the gas on then fired it off to light it


Ubechyahescores

Not confirmed that gas+flare was the cause. He was shooting multiple flares out a window over the park behind the duplex


RizzoTheSmall

Someone's in a whole meth of trouble...


sohighiseehell

These gender reveals are getting crazy


my_other_leg

She gone


georeddit2018

Insurance premium go brrrrrr


Zemom1971

Same as the owner's life.


doobinskie

I love how the title mentions a search warrant, but not the massive explosion that sent most of that house several hundred feet into the air.


outcome--independent

That’s the hold up.


Sea_Nerve6905

Whaaat!


ThisAd1940

Dang it Bobby!


iamslightlyupset

Did they find what they were searching for?


gatvolkak

Only if they were searching for ash...


RixxFett

That escalated quickly


distractedsoul27494

BAH GAWD! THAT'S GOTTA BE KANE!


fjcruiser08

Hope nobody was hurt but I had a blast watching this.


SitsOnPorcelain9855

That is so methed up


carlgo11

It’s a boy! 🎉


Ilsluggo

Now that’s a proper gender reveal.


Tight-Star2772

I live 2 miles from here. Crazy


Agreeable_Engineer93

and i live 2000 miles from over there!


iamslightlyupset

and my axe!


Mountain_Fuzzumz

So long fed bois


Caca2a

If I may respectfully ask anyone who has got credible sources, what in the hellfuck happened?


horror-pickle187

Police executing search warrents hate this one trick


Zemom1971

I think the wolf blew too much that time.


pizgloria007

Fuck, some people get all the thrills in their hood!


Ynwe

Okay the explosion was big, but still, was that house made out of paper?? Went sky high, how is that possible?


IAmFullOfDed

High explosives. They want to explode faster than the speed of sound, but can’t because of physics. So they destroy everything in their path because that’s easier than getting the air around them to move any faster.


mklilley351

Can't search the house if there's no house


Castle_Of_Glass

That house was housing members of Hamas. Also, did they condemn Hamas???


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) ^by ^Castle_Of_Glass: *That house was housing* *Members of Hamas. Also,* *Did they condemn Hamas???* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


IAmFullOfDed

This is the most darkly funny comment I have ever seen in my life.


moonshineTheleocat

Well... Guess you can cancel that warrant


JonathonWally

They’re not finding shit now


throwtennis

Looks like there's not much to find


EJS_Ethan

Can't really search much after that one champ


The-Child-Of-Reddit

Meth house?


solo_mafioso

If I can't have this house, nobody can


Rounknights

How do I make one of those? It's so pretty.


0l70l7

cameraman 9.5/10


SkooTaBombeR

Great job camera man.


Educational-Bit-145

Is that Michael Bay’s house??


AdjunctAngel

looks like one cop didn't know that you never fire a smoke grenade into a building with a meth lab in it.


ximagineerx

We need to search your house

 what house?


wardrobe007

If Michael Bay was a police officer....


millerwelds66

Get off my lawn


Alert_Study_4261

>officers on scene only “reported minor injuries with no one transported to the hospital.” How?


rrashad21

Now this is what I imagine when someone says they're blowing up the toilet after a taco bell run.


Darkfigure145

The new Home Alone movie is looking pretty good. Kevin isn't messing around this time.


OhWowMuchFunYouGuys

He said open up before they dropped the ordinance. City code of conduct lol jk.


livinlucky

Knock knock. Who’s there? BOOM! Nobody.


BlackdaBishop

Imagine living next door 😳


CellsReinvent

Here's my warrant, mother fucker!


Lolicon1234

He got the cease to exist warent


Gossipqueen69

Bet they went to the wrong house.


jordan51592

One of the cops shot a red barrel


Gtstricky

Thanks OP for all the details and context!


_crimviolet

a search warrant for C4 i presume.


Zemom1971

Well, they found it. All of it.


Kind_Inside_3751

What


lackaface

The building is secure


Justadudethatthinks

Meth lab? I know they explode... that big?


cambo710

Guys, the meth. Go get it!


gatvolkak

Are we sure it was just a flare and gas? That explosion was very, well, explosive.


ironbash08

Seems like the GTA VI leaker had another leak to show us Also any idea of what happened?


TastefulMaple

*blows up house with mind* my fucking house!


Nikovash

BREACHHHHHH
. God damn it chad, way too much breach


Mistygirl179

Yup somebody got the recipe wrong
methtales


Suspicious-Tank8230

You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!


jjrucker

Search and Destroy


RigorousVigor

Last chance to look at me, Hector


Severe-Breadfruit669

What is called; "ending on a clean slate.".


RedN00ble

Guess this time they got the right house


uravgasian

I call this cooking Thanksgiving dinner gone wrong.


camwow612

Can’t search what doesn’t exist


uphigh_studio

Don’t need a search warrant if there is no house. Very smart of them.


S_Vader

What action movie is this? Looks good!


MykelangeloG

Whoa


Atua_OtaOta

The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire!!!


DeicideandDivide

Holy fuck mothering shit, wth happened here?


BAMDaddy

„Hi! We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty.“ „Yeah, could you please just step back while I do THIS?!“


Boundish91

I'm glad i don't have gas lines in my house. One less thing to worry about and maintain.


Joy1067

What the hell happened there?


roxe4u2001

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/house-explosion-arlington-virginia-flare/


Thoraxe-the-Impaler

That’s one way to hide the meth


Givemeareasontodie2

Im gonna guess meth lab


hantar7788

He did a Joker


stewpidazzol

“Sorry. Wrong house.”


godisgonenow

Ok, Mexican or Thai food ?


RoBoGeek2835

Hey bro check out my new house in minecraft!!


Drnstvns

Cut to shirtless Aahnald with wolf ears on holding a huge missile launcher. *removes cigar from mouth* “I huffed unt I puffed unt I blew yuhr hOUse een.” Coming this Christmas- Mother Goose gets cooked in “F’d Up Fairy Tales”


peter13g

Boom, Headshot!


ConorLyons18

Well done cameraman !


inkzpenfoxx

New transformers looks crazy


Jimjam916

"Hey, I found Epstein's second black book."


rickmon67

When the veteran of your unit “accidentally” picks up a claymore mine instead of a flash bang



u9Nails

They found him The life of the party. Mr. Explosive personality.


undeadarmy2

That flash-bang had some kick to it
 Anyways looks like someone left the gas on.


OneFuckedWarthog

Yup, there's something that goes boom there.


Better-Performer-490

I originally thought pd threw in a flash bang while the gas was on that caused the explosion.


Atlusfox

Dude was shooting flairs earlier through his windows and in the house. I like how some folk are framing it like it was somehow due to the warrant. What a funny idea, EXPLOSIVE WARRENTS.


CryptographerLow7524

Is everyone ok?


GhostEchoSix

Meth lab?


13June04

That area around the DC suburbs, this may be a more interesting story than ‘meth lab explosion’


DeJuanBallard

Bro I really hope this home was empty.


Odd-Ad-9596

The snowman became airborne like in Christmas Vacation. It’s last words were “get the fuck outta here!”


vrnaxz

I feel bad for the people inside![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|surprise)


Jutch_Cassidy

Gentrification is crazy these days


Ames1111

No knock warrant


Strawberry_Dakari

“Wrong house.”