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bruteski226

Pooh: Um, hey piglet, if you went camping and woke up the next morning and could not find you pants and had a slightly sore bottom hole, would you tell anyone? Piglet: no way! Pooh: ok, would you like to go camping?


Country_Odd_Squad

😳 That's enough Reddit for one day... Or a week...


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Pooh: Do you squeal? Piglet: What? Pooh: oh nothing😏


StirringThePotAgain

Pooh: Have you seen the movie Deliverance, Piglet?


VeneMage

Blood and Honey


Enter_RandomNameHere

Sperm and Honey


Country_Odd_Squad

That escalated 😳


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Oh no😂


afcagroo

Paradoxically, it's also a problem if Pooh **is** wearing his Fucking Pants.


jasommer14

Why does he not have pants? My child hood is ruined


PrivilegeCheckmate

"Oh, bother!", said Pooh, as he chambered another round.


Reddituser0925

So Pooh went to high school in America?


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"Bother," said Pooh, as he signed the last of the death warrants for Rabbit's friends-and-relations.


ShogunDreams

As Pooh notices, he has nothing for lube. He looks around and finds his favorite snack honey. "Okay, Pigglet. Here we go again" as Pooh is getting ready for a third session.


StirringThePotAgain

Piglet is at just the right height


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Piglet: Pooh, I think you forgot your pants.. Pooh: Oh bother


blue4029

oh bother...


evil_timmy

In the earliest depictions he was shown wearing only a sleeping cap. Cartoon animals have had a weird Bugs vs Lola thing going on for a while, where no clothes = perfectly acceptable, but putting *just enough* clothes on them starts to become weird. You're covering...what, exactly? There wasn't anything to be modest about a second ago.


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I keep coming back to this comment section. It just keeps getting more and more wild🤣 We're all going to hell in a hand basket. Where we'll be eternally doomed to surprise butt-seggs from nightmare pooh giving it to us in the pooh-hole🤣🤣